"True Blood" — "Let's Boot And Rally": "The World, It’s Like, Wide Open To Us
Tara is starting to relax, too. The more Vampire 101 schooling, complete with an undead version of "It gets better" delivered by Jessica, she receives, the more this new life for her makes sense. Tara had been boxed into a corner so tightly by the writers, the only way to give her relief was to either kill her or turn her to a vampire. She has a better chance at happiness now that she can literally rip out people's throats. Jessica stepping in to play girlfriend to the newbie only makes her more endearing. Their shared giggles concerning their powers is the kind of behavior we aren't used to seeing in our fictional monsters, but it works well and plays against the smugness the older vamps exude. Too bad the sisterly feelings waned a bit as soon as Tara took up Hoyt's offer for a little biting in the bathroom.
Tensions abounded in all relationships: Bill and Eric arguing over Nora's potential complicity with the Sanguinistas and the release of Russell; Pam ready to choke the bitch out of Tara for misbehaving in Fangtasia; Luna trying to hide Emma's wolf nature from Sam who, now that Tara is undead, has taken the mantle of being the show's Most Abused Breather. How many times has he been stabbed or otherwise wounded? He'll survive this attack from supe-haters, but Luna may not be so lucky. Sam may soon be simultaneously trying to play parent to a wolf cub, hiding her from the pack and hunting down the shooters.
The crime scene of Sam's murdered friends, combined with Hadley's announcement that vampires killed Jason and Sookie's parents and the subsequent related images that haunt him, have Jason contemplating just how messed up the supernatural world is. Vampires have only been "out of the coffin" for a few years, but they and other supes have been covering up murders and other crimes for centuries. "Vampires -- they've been getting away with this s**t forever," he tells Andy, spelling out one of the major themes for the night and perhaps the season. It's time for people to pay for their sins. Terry and Patrick sure are. The fires they each have experienced were brought about by an Ifrit, a giant, supernatural, winged creature of fire an Iraqi woman invoked as a curse to the soldiers for the deadly firefight. It's a toss-up whether that is better or worse than having a vampire against you, although in Eller's case, he's dead no matter what.
Sookie may have joked about having a 3,000-year-old vampire wanting to suck her blood -- "Must be Thursday!" -- but this battle is real. Just as she, Eric, Bill and members of the Authority have reason to want Russell gone, he's operating on the same determination mixed with vengeance over the death of his beloved, Talbot. Similarly, just as Roman and his followers are seeking ways to reclaim the vampire discussion in the world as mainstreamers, "to extend the promise of Lilith and her bountiful mercy to all humanity and live as equals," humans such as Jason are wondering if it wouldn't be better to reclaim the world for non-supernaturals. The question Roman presents to Authority members, "Are we willing to share this world?," goes both ways. So does his rallying cry: "We will not stand by while zealots hijack the righteousness of our cause. We will fight, and let the night cleanse us of our sins and lead us to victory." Game on.
Scattered thoughts/Favorite lines:
- I'm calling a moratorium on the use of smoke monsters on TV. First "Lost," then "Game of Thrones." (Yeah, yeah, it's in the books, whatever.) Enough.
- Just what did the fairies do to Jason and Andy? Waking up in the nude not knowing how they got home sounds more like an alien abduction.
- So, what was the head of Jesus, lips sewn shut and everything, trying to tell Lafayette? Perhaps he should ask his mother, who must also be a medium. At least he was finally mentioned again. Seriously: What happened to his body?
- This week's Vampire Bible Study moment -- Roman: "Some vampires believe the blood in this urn is the actual blood of Lilith. They are just as misguided as the humans who think that the communion wafer is the actual body of Christ."
- Eric: "Alcide. You sure know how to treat a la-dy."
- Sookie: "What are you guys waiting for? Onward in to the jaws of death! Let's boot and rally!"
- Pam: "You look almost halfway decent." Tara: "If I wanted to look like a drag queen, I would have raided Lafayette's closet."
- Pam: "Listen close: I saved your f***in' life and lent you some truly exquisite clothes. But if you do anything to mess with Fantgasia, I will silver you and stick you in a coffin to rot for the next millennium. Do you understand me?"
- Andy: "Watch that homo talk, Stackhouse. Folks'll sue you for that s**t."
- Sookie: "Alcide, are we gonna talk about the fact I puked on your shoes?" Alcide: "Nope."
- Sookie: "I got a headache, I gotta pee somethin' fierce, so I just as soon get this over with."
- Doug: "I've never been to New York City. I'm just sayin.' If I die, I'll won't never have made it to the Big Apple." Eric: "New York City smells like pee and the people are rude."
- Guy Waiting to Die: "I'm too skinny! I was on Atkins and I lost 40 pounds!" Bill: "Pssht!"
- Russell: "As my love Talbot used to say when we were buck hunting, Give it your best shot."
Sarah Carlson is a TV Critic for Pajiba. She lives in San Antonio.