"True Blood" — "Everybody Wants to Rule the World": "Survival Brings Out the Ugly In All of Us"

By Sarah Carlson | TV | August 7, 2012 | Comments ()

By Sarah Carlson | TV | August 7, 2012 |


Most frustrating is having Bill go turncoat. The vampires' collective hallucination of Lilith in all her bloody glory made an impression on him, but finding a healthy way to explore his newfound religious fervor apparently wasn't in the cards. Unless Bill is playing a game no one can detect, betraying Eric and engineering the bombing of Tru Blood factories is a low blow and one that won't be forgiven lightly, if ever. Way to ruin the buddy comedy. Real or not, Eric sees the Lilith drama as a drag and wants out, but he's just as trapped in Authority headquarters as we are. He also doesn't have a throne to return to -- his is being occupied by the new Area Five sheriff. We at least discovered the identity of the "Dragon" -- Sweetie, an unhappy square-dancing champion who recruited Bud Dearborne and others (including those with "dumb*ss white trash names starting with J") to hunt and kill the supernatural. "They may look like us, talk like us, but they are not like us," Sweetie reminds Bud, not long before her point is proven when Luna chases her down in wolf form and then beats her silly in human form. Bud wasn't as lucky, shot after yelling "Humans rule!," and Hoyt served as pig food for far too long before someone thought to shoo them away. Sookie fared the best; all she had to do was wash pig out of her hair.

Her bathroom, however, is where Warlo stopped by to visit last week, and even Lafayette hamming it up with spirits couldn't get him to come back. Adele, at least, sent a message to her granddaughter on where to find answers about her parents' death, and Bud confirmed to her that a vampire likely was the culprit. (And then Sweetie knocked her out with a skillet.) Where all this is headed is unclear, if not to at least give Sookie even greater pause at defending or even dealing with vampires. Sookie may soon start sounding like Arlene, although Arlene's warning to Patrick -- Don't move, motherfu**er, or I will blow your fu**in' brains out! -- is worth mimicking. Patrick's kidnapping of her was as poorly planned as his character plotline, although Terry calmly killing him with the blessing of Zaafira, the Iraqi woman he murdered, was troubling. It is one of several moments that force readers to reconsider characters and their motives; no one is "good" or "bad." Andy and Jason's beating of Joe Bob in the prison is a prime example. He may be loathsome, but their behavior was far from heroic. Terry is right: "Survival brings out the ugly in all of us."

Things will get even uglier when Luna learns Russell took Emma away from Martha as punishment for her not drinking his blood. One can only hope Steve doesn't prey on the little girl. Luna and Sam make a nice crime-fighting duo, though, just as Sookie and Lafayette paired well for talking to the dead. Not often on TV do you hear lines such as these: "Creepy spirit thing: Why you in Sookie's bathroom?" and "Other than getting possessed by a Mexican demon, how you been?" "True Blood" has maintained some of its silliness throughout the years, which generally works. But something about this season feels off. Alan Ball and crew are telling us the stakes are high, but we don't feel it. Is the "Obamas" thread really finished? Everything feels anticlimactic, and with only three episodes left, the series has precious little time to get back up to the speed it built in the first half of the season.

Scattered thoughts/Favorite lines:


  • I already made a Whoopi joke, but it really does look like the writers watched Ghost on repeat. The effects for the Ifrit looked and sounded like the shadow demon things from the film, i.e., dated and not at all scary.

  • In the Least Fulfilling Guest Spot race, Scott Foley beats Chris Meloni by a hair. Both men did the best with what they had, but their respective stories fell rather flat.

  • Fans of "Deadwood" probably enjoyed the sight of William Sanderson as Bud finding himself again feeding people to the pigs. Where's Wu these days?

  • Non-book readers may or may not care to know that Alcide's plotline is completely different. There's no telling where his lone wolf status will take him, but changes like this always make me wonder just what the show would be like had it not deviated so much from the book series. Perhaps not as ridiculous.

  • Sookie: "Do you seeing anything?" Lafayette: "Yep. One fine-ass motherf**ker with pretty new eyelashes."

  • Lafayette: "She hasn't been pissed at me this long since I stole her boyfriend in eighth grade."

  • Lafayette: "The rest of y'all: I ain't Gmail for Dead B*tches. Send your own god***n messages."

  • Pam: "There are two things I try to stay away from: Humans who eat a lot of fish and politics. So whatever comes next, we keep our heads down, our tits up and the Tru-Blood flowing. Understand?"

  • Pam: "Just because we drank a b*tch together does not make us Oprah and Gayle. Get the f**k back to work." Tara: "Suck me, vampire Barbie."

  • Lafayette: "Dead folk: Why y'all got to be so cryptic? It ain't cute."

  • Kenya: "If they so brave, then why the Obama masks, hmm?" Kevin: " 'Cause it's patriotic, or ironic, or something." Jason: "May-- Maybe it's because they don't want to get recognized." Kenya: "God help us." Jason: "Amen."

  • Luna: "That's for shooting me! That's for my boyfriend! And this is for my daughter, you human trash!"

Sarah Carlson is a TV Critic at Pajiba. She lives in San Antonio and tries not to spike her ginger ale with Oxi.


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