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"True Blood" — "Burning Down the House": Betting On the Wrong Horse

By Sarah Carlson | Posted Under TV Reviews | Comments (40)



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If only Marnie “would have let her goddamn parakeet rest in peace,” as Lafayette put it, none of this witch war mess would happening. Of course, then there wouldn’t be the best connecting thread for “True Blood’s” Season Four, either, and it desperately needs it. We’ve arrived at the climax, the final showdown to play out in the remaining two episodes, but it hasn’t been a smooth ride. “True Blood” has seen its share of ups and downs this season, with one stellar episode followed by a mediocre one, and on and on again. The writers were back on their game for Sunday’s 10th episode, “Burning Down the House,” though, and from here it’s clear that much of the remotely happy storylines are on hold until next season. We even lost a character, and in this cutthroat imaginary world, there’s no telling who else will die — either for the first or second time — before the season ends.

Picking up where Episode Nine ended, Eric is following orders to kill Bill at the Festival of Tolerance while the rest of the vampires under Antonia’s spells attack the humans present. Sookie’s protests are no good, but her fairy powers are able to stop Eric from winning his fight with Bill as well as to restore his memory. At that, Antonia and her minions bolt and it’s a matter of cleaning up — or spinning, as Nan wants to do — the mess. Back at Bill’s mansion, however, Sookie has had a change of heart. Thank goodness Eric is back in his right mind, but for now, he remembers his brief affair with Sookie and doesn’t want it to end, even if he tried to defeat Bill. But the ordeal reminded her that she still loves her first love. (Mind you, even though she was gone for a year out of everyone’s lives, it has only been a few days since she discovered Bill’s secrets after she rescued him from the King of Mississippi in Season Three. “True Blood” time is weird. So of course she still loves him. Idiot.) “When you were about to kill him,” she tells Eric, “I just couldn’t bear the thought of a world without him in it. … I love you, I don’t want to lie to you. But I can’t help it. I love him, too.” “You gave yourself to me, completely,” Eric says. “You are mine.” “I never promised that,” Sookie replies, “and you gave yourself to me, completely.” Then, the kicker: “Yes, I did,” he says. “I love you.” That’s quite an admission for 1,000-year-old vampire to make, and one that almost is swept under the rug as Pam arrives to greet him. She’s hurt he didn’t immediately summon her and annoyed at how much sway Sookie has over him. Soon, though, she, Eric and Bill begin to strategize their payback attack on Antonia. If fire killed her 400 years ago, they figure, then why not now? The vampires are out to burn the witch, holed up in the Moon Goddess Emporium, human casualties — including Holly and Tara — be damned. Sookie is told to stay out of it. “And if innocent people die?” she asks. “It’s war,” Bill says. “It happens.”

Terry and Arlene wake Andy that morning and confront him on his V addiction. Terry then takes his cousin out to Fort Bellefleur, a tree house where Terry stayed after he returned from Iraq, for a little can shooting and intervention-style discussion. The men have it out about their jealousies for each other growing up, but eventually, Andy swears he’ll get clean. If any actor has been criminally underused in this series, especially this season, it’s Chris Bauer as Andy. There hasn’t been much to this addiction plotline at all, and while it gives him and Terry screen time and some funny lines, it doesn’t seem to be adding to the bigger story arc.

Jessica is smarting from Jason’s wishy-washy behavior after their hook-up. He’s torn with guilt because of his lifelong friendship with Hoyt, and he even suggests she wipe his memory so he can live with himself. She’s not amused. The next morning, Hoyt shows up on Jason’s doorstep looking for comfort and a place to crash where he won’t be reminded of Jessica. In turn, Jason heads to Sookie’s looking for a place to stay to avoid Hoyt. She fills him in on the vampires’ plans to burn Antonia’s shop and together, they recruit Lafayette and Jesus to help them rescue the humans Antonia has as prisoners. Jesus wants to confront Marnie, thinking he can draw Antonia out of her as he did with Mavis and Lafayette, and he’s able to get past Antonia’s protective wall outside the shop by summoning the dark magic — Antonia calls it a demon — he has. But when Antonia lets Marnie come forth to talk with her friend, Jesus learns it is no longer a case of possession. Marnie wants to attack the vampires and is happy to be joined with Antonia. It’s a union now, she says, and earlier, she convinced Antonia of that. The spirit wanted to quit, not happy with the human casualties they had caused, but Marnie convinced her to continue the fight and in the process revealed a bit about her own life. She’s a loner and not only is thriving on this powerful union with Antonia, but feels she needs it. “Fate brought us together to fight evil,” she tells her. “Did you really think no one was going to get hurt?”

As they talk, Tara and Holly try their hand at a spell to break the forcefield around the shop, and when it works, they bolt. They and Jesus don’t get far, however, as the waiting Sookie and Lafayette run toward them and Antonia works a spell to make them all disappear and, presumably, reappear back inside the Moon Goddess. Jason alone is left standing in the street. That night, Bill, Eric, Pam and Jessica — after having spent the day chained to silver and listening to a pissed off Nan threaten to have them all killed — show up, sporting all-black outfits, ready to start some fires and oblivious to the fact even more humans are now trapped inside.

None of that proved to be the ultimate drama of the episode. That went to Tommy. And the tale of Tommy Mickens, who isn’t in Charlaine Harris’ books, may be the most confounding of the series. Young and foolish, Tommy wanted little more than to please older brother Sam and earn his admiration and love. He likely thought he was doing Sam a favor by shifting into him and confronting werewolf Marcus Bozeman and members of his pack on his behalf. But after they beat him to a bloody pulp and Alcide headed with him to the hospital, Tommy simply begged to be taken to Sam instead. His shifting combined with his injuries proved too much, and stretched across Merlotte’s pool table, Tommy began to say his goodbyes to an upset Sam. He and Alcide try to comfort Tommy by saying a pleasant afterlife is in store. “There ain’t no heaven,” Tommy says. “And hell’s a dogfight. I’m gonna disappear like I never was. That’s what I want.” “Well, won’t you be surprised when angels come and lift you up,” Sam says. “Sucker,” Tommy replies, before telling Sam he was the best part of his life and asking that he not forget him. And then he died.

I didn’t expect this turn of events. Why has Tommy been around for two seasons only to be taken out of the equation before he ever was able to turn his life around and amount to something? He and Sam parted in peace, admitting their love for each other, but it’s too little, too late. It’s just an all-around shame, but “True Blood” characters never get to stay happy for long. Sam is out for blood now, and Alcide is on his side. They go looking for Marcus but instead find a pack member who helped beat Tommy the night before. Alcide holds him while Sam starts punching. Marcus, meanwhile, is looking for Alcide but finds Debbie, who makes it known she’s about ready to leave Alcide for the packmaster. With Alcide picking fights against his own pack members, however, he’s got bigger trouble to worry about than a cheating girlfriend. And it doesn’t help the anguished Sam that he wants to kill his girlfriend Luna’s ex. Sookie’s brief honeymoon with Eric is over, and now she’s got to deal with loving two vampires and trying to keep her human friends, not to mention herself, from getting killed in various battles.

I guess I understand the point of Terry and Andy’s Fort Bellefleur adventure after all. Viewers need something to smile at.

Favorite moments:

  • “Fuckin’ humans. … I’m gonna go find somebody to eat.”

  • “What’s the deal with your little dairy maid and her lightning trick?”

  • “Can’t you see it in my eyes?”

  • “Marcus Bozeman’s a dead fucking wolf.”

  • “He drank 11 of my beers, passed out and started farting — continuously.”

  • “No drugs for me … except the anti-psychotics.”

  • “I don’t care what happens as long as I get to kill shit!”

  • “You were too old for booties!” “I wasn’t too old for socks! She could have knitted me socks or a sweater or somethin’!”

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    Comments

    This episode just raised too many questions:

    How can Sookie break this giant spell that Antonia has cast and not be able to break smaller things such as the forcefield around Marnie's shop?

    If Sookie can break spells just like that with her hands, why didn't she pitch in at the graveyard or with Eric sooner?

    How can Antonia be so powerful and not have taken over some Wiccan dabbler years ago? Why wait for Marnie?

    Does anyone really expect us to believe that Debbie is going to swap Alcide for Marcus? You know what they say: once you've flown in first class you can never go back.

    Where do the vampires get all the perfectly fitting black leather outfits from? Is there an army of elfin tailors on call just in case they need cool outfits to go fire-bombing a witch's house one evening?

    Posted by: PaddyDog at August 29, 2011 12:59 PM

  • How can Sookie break this giant spell that Antonia has cast and not be able to break smaller things such as the forcefield around Marnie's shop?

    As we've seen time and time again, Sookie's lightning power/magic seems to manifest itself at times of extreme panic, emotion, duress, etc. She was about to witness one of the men she loves kill the other man she loves. It was tense a moment as Sookie is like to experience, hence she was able to summon her power and just throw it out there.

    I didn't get the impression that she intended to break the spell. I am sure she simply meant to throw Eric away with her power like it has always worked in the past. But, if you recall Tara and the blonde waitress/witch talking, the blonde (I forget her name) described how magic was unpredictable and had to do with the intention and spirit (or something) of the person "casting" it . I would imagine that Sookie's power is magic based and works on a somewhat similar idea.

    Since she's not full faerie she can't really control it all that well. She can only really use it when she's under that kind of emotionall stress or duress and even then she doesn't know exactly how it will work. Thus, I don't think she could just use it to break the protection spell like that.


    If Sookie can break spells just like that with her hands, why didn't she pitch in at the graveyard or with Eric sooner?

    She had no idea that she could break spells with her hands. I don't think, if pressed, she could just do it again. Her powers are unpredictable.

    See above.

    How can Antonia be so powerful and not have taken over some Wiccan dabbler years ago? Why wait for Marnie?

    Marnie wasn't just some Wiccan dabbler. I think this has been established. When she raised the bird, that was POWERFUL magic. Not just powerful magic, but powerful necromancy. By all accounts it was a very rare thing. Perhaps the combination of Marnie, Jesus and Lafayette, all three very powerful mages, was what drew Antonia. Perhaps that was what she needed and she hadn't found such power in 400 years.


    Does anyone really expect us to believe that Debbie is going to swap Alcide for Marcus? You know what they say: once you've flown in first class you can never go back.

    Uh, she swapped Alcide for Cooter, so, yes. It's pretty well established that Debbie likes to fly coach for whatever reason. History is replete with men who have very attactive wives and end up cheating on them with much less attractive women. People cheat on partners for all kinds of reasons, the looks of the other person is only one of them.

    Where do the vampires get all the perfectly fitting black leather outfits from? Is there an army of elfin tailors on call just in case they need cool outfits to go fire-bombing a witch's house one evening?

    They are vampires. Of course they have perfectly fitting black leather outfits. Duh!


    Posted by: Forbiddendonut at August 29, 2011 1:20 PM

    Well, I can sort of answer one of Paddy's questions.

    We have established that while Sookie now knows that she's Fae, that she doesn't really know what that power is or how to call it up or control it in situations that do not involve stress reactions or imminent danger to herself.

    Posted by: Jerry at August 29, 2011 1:22 PM

    So why didn't she use her power when she was shot in the graveyard?
    Stress? Check
    Imminent danger? Check

    I'm sorry. In know this show has its diehard fans who will defend it regardless of what happens, but Sookie is the weakest, least sympathetic heroine ever. She's known she's fairy for ages now and she's never thought to go out back and try out what she can and can't do and put it to use somehow? It's impossible to care about her or even see why they're all hung up on her. If I were a vampire I would have drained her dry by now, had my few glorious in the sun and called it a day.

    Posted by: PaddyDog at August 29, 2011 1:33 PM

    I could not get into the shifter storyline at all, I am glad they killed it off with a dark note.

    Posted by: Haystacks at August 29, 2011 1:35 PM

    My first thought about Debbie with Marcus was the exact same thing. Alcide is pure perfection.

    The Tommy story I feel was never going to go anywhere. His death just served the purpose for more drama between Sam and Marcus.

    I would like to slap Sookie Stackhouse in the face. When she is sitting with Eric, hot Eric, still loving her she says that crap about Bill. Which I understand. But he is baring his soul, his real soul dammit! Pissing me off.

    Posted by: daria at August 29, 2011 1:36 PM

    Pure perfection but for that whole Ayn Rand fascination, anyway...

    Posted by: Jerry at August 29, 2011 1:44 PM

    So why didn't she use her power when she was shot in the graveyard?
    Stress? Check
    Imminent danger? Check

    Because she was shot and bleeding out and barely conscious from what I recall. Besides, who knows if her power can heal wounds? She's been plenty beat up before and has never been able to use it that way. Perhaps she can manipulate, but hasn't been able to master it yet.

    I am far from a "diehard fan" of this show. I like it well enough, but it's by no means appointment viewing. A lot of your questions are very easy to answer. They have kept Sookie's power and ability to use that power quite vague. I haven't had a big problem with what they did with it when she broke the spell. It didn't seem that huge a leap and seemed somewhat consistent with how it's worked in the past. Was it a little 'deus ex machina'? Sure, a little, but not that huge a stretch.

    Just because one is willing to work with the show instead of trying to come up a with a bunch of questions in attempt to be upset with things and poke holes in things, doesn't make one a diehard fan blind to any shortcommings. I tend to let the writers of a show define the rules and so long as things remain more consistent than not, I am fine with it.


    Posted by: Forbiddendonut at August 29, 2011 1:45 PM

    Sometimes, you don't get a shot at redemption. Tommy got what little he could when Sam said he was loved. Considering the rest of his life, maybe that was enough. Also, sometimes people just die for stupid reasons. God knows, I've seen enough of that.

    The other reason Tommy died is to set up next season's sub-arc wherein Alcide fights Marcus to become alpha. Not sure when Debbie is going to die, but I'm fairly sure she will. The vampire story line next season will have something to do with Nan and Bill facing The Authority in some sort of trial. Of course, I could be totally wrong about that, but they're doing some serious telegraphing.

    One of my favorite moments in this episode was Jesus realizing that Marnie is not the victim. He looked positively stricken, then had to cover that up. My prediction: he won't make it to the end of the season. Which is sad, because I really like him.

    In the books, Sookie has no fae power. She just smells/tastes really good. I read lots of fairy lore, and I've never heard of force fields/lightening/whatever being one of their hallmarks. I think they made it up and now they don't know what to do with it. Except bring an end to toddler!Eric, which is a very, very good thing.

    I like watching Jessica figure out who and what she is.

    Posted by: Reba at August 29, 2011 1:46 PM

    I disagree that episode 10 was one of the peaks in the roller coaster ride of quality that has been this season. This thing was downright excruciating to watch with the most eye-rolling dialogue that the show has ever offered. That interminable Tommy death scene with Sam's tell-don't-show declaration of "I am so f---ing sad!" was the horrifying centerpiece. About fifty minutes in I was ready for the show to end and actually found myself why I spend my time watching this. I know True Blood has always required immense suspension of disbelief and has always been cheesy, but at least when it's at its best it is fun. I just didn't find this one fun at all. Perhaps the sheer ridiculousness of vampires brandishing rocket launchers next week will bring me back into the fold.

    Posted by: DarthCorleone at August 29, 2011 1:46 PM

    found myself wondering, that is.

    Posted by: DarthCorleone at August 29, 2011 1:48 PM

    Good episode. Glad to see Tommy gone. The show has too many characters as it is.
    Debbie and the long haired werewolf guy seem like a perfect match to me. She wants a pack lovin werewolf guy and he's the pack leader so it makes sense.
    The Sookie, Eric, Bill triangle is already annoying to me. Tired of watching Eric and Bill fight over her. She needs to pick one.
    Jessica needs to be evil and out of control, please. Also she needs sexier clothes.

    Posted by: logan at August 29, 2011 1:49 PM

    I thought Sam said "THAT is so fucking sad." As a commentary on Tommy's life that his erratic, angry brother who shot him in the leg was the best thing that happened to him.

    Posted by: Reba at August 29, 2011 1:51 PM

    Sookeh is such a hilarious little 8itch: Admonishing Jason to be more empathetic to Hoyt, "Put yourself in his shoes." Really Sookeh? How about never ever discussing a really ugly breakup with Bheel, and then smearing his face in your little puppy romance with Special Needs Ken? She would not know empathy if it slithered into her lap and bit her nose. Oh and NOW she's loyal to Tara. She's 16 and rapidly digressing. 26 years old and dresses like a tween on her way to a Jonas Brothers concert. Nice heart-printed hoodie, Honey. Guh. Straight-up wench. Eric and Bheel should just hook up with each other and leave her with dirt in her teeth.

    Posted by: klingonfree at August 29, 2011 1:54 PM

    I believe you are correct REBA.

    Posted by: logan at August 29, 2011 1:55 PM

    Oh, Paddydog: Just read your last post on Sookeh the Wonder 8itch. Mind meld yet again, pal. She blows.

    Posted by: klingonfree at August 29, 2011 1:56 PM

    @Reba

    That's impression I had as well. He was commenting on the fact that his fucked up relationship with Sam was the best thing he had going.

    I may be tempted to quit watching this show if they kill off Jesus, which, as stated above, seems more and more likely. He is probably the sanest person in Bon Temps, and though flawed (acts of possession, quite literally), the relationship between him and Lafayette is the most well rounded and developed. I will be absolutely FURIOUS if they kill him off.

    And that Slow Walk at the end was just silly. This season seemed to start off with such promise.

    Posted by: Kala at August 29, 2011 2:55 PM

    O.k. That makes Sam's line better, but it's still slightly odd spoken aloud, and I still think that was the worst death scene since Trinity's in Matrix Revolutions.

    Posted by: DarthCorleone at August 29, 2011 2:59 PM

    klingonfree: I think we could just divide up our commenting at this point. You take Monday, Wednesday, Friday. I'll do Tuesday, Thursday, Sunday.

    Posted by: PaddyDog at August 29, 2011 3:05 PM

    At this point, I don't think anyone disagrees that Sookie is a giant black hole of suck.

    Alcide's physical perfection does not have anything to do with Debbie's affections. Before, it was all about the V so she left him for Cooter because he was a supplier. Now she's back on V but I'd say this has more to do with pack mentality. Marcus is the pack leader and Debbie wants to be a part of the pack. It's cool, Alcide can call me instead.

    Im glad the Tommy thing is done. It was yet another subplot in an already too-crowded show. Sam's subplot is now intertwined with the werewolf plot, which hopefully makes for a tighter next season.

    And thank God emo-Eric is gone and Pam finally fixed his hair and put him back in black leather like he belongs. If I saw another Farmer Eric outfit I was going to give up. I actually kind of liked the slow walk at the end. It seemed pretty tongue in cheek to me.

    Posted by: MG at August 29, 2011 3:27 PM

    Jessica is starting to annoy me. There used to be a sweetness to her character that was really refreshing, but now she's reverting to the teenage brat she was when she first appeared. Both of your favorite moment Jessica lines were lines that made me want to slap her.

    I think someone mentioned it last week, but the actor who plays Hoyt is really doing a great job. There's a depth to him that I didn't expect.

    Posted by: Mel C. at August 29, 2011 4:32 PM

    Mel C, I don't know if you watch Supernatural, but Jim Parrack was in an episode in season 4, and I thought he was very good. He's got more chops than True Blood (or guest spots on the CW, for that matter) uses.

    Posted by: Reba at August 29, 2011 4:45 PM

    I agree with everything that Forbiddendonut said.

    Posted by: Candee at August 29, 2011 5:01 PM

    I agree that both Jesus and Hoyt did a fine job of acting in last night's episode. Hoyt's been doing well all season, actually, which has surprised me.

    Posted by: jimbob at August 29, 2011 5:31 PM

    When you get up in the middle of an episode to get snacks or take a piss, and don't tell your companions to pause it, there's something going on plot-wise and it ain't good.

    This whole season has been so disjointed and confusing and Sookie's motivations are difficult to grasp and all Tara does is scream and writhe and I only like Bill when he's being a bitch to Nan.

    Also, Marnie/Antonia? I only notice that I love that belt she's been rocking. Every second they waste on her is one they could spend on Pam being a BAMF, but instead she gets to rot - literally - and it's just not fair.

    I liked Eric's John-Boy Walton persona - to a point. When he uses the phrase 'make love' then here comes the vomit splatter. And I get why he wants to bone Sookie, but love her? WHA?

    Posted by: ugh god at August 29, 2011 5:36 PM

    I thought the song at the end of the episode was a great choice, but the visual of them getting out of the SUV was really poorly done. It was half-assed slo-mo.

    And it really illustrated how little of a guy vampire Bill is.

    Posted by: Riles at August 29, 2011 5:41 PM

    At some point I started really liking Jesus - when did this happen?

    I'll be sad to see some parts of this season go, I have genuinely loved Bill's arrogant King mode and think it works much better than his drifter pussy-whipped mode. I also miss newborn Jessica, my favourite scene ever of hers remains her discovering she can swear and saying True Blood tastes like shit and Bill's the worst vampire ever. Remember the hilarity of everyone's exasperation? Now she's the cliched slinky sexy vampire - can't we just get another awkward, mouthy teen girl vamp?

    As for Eric, glad they have veered from the books and had him immediately being aware of everything that happened in the days past. Gives him a chance to use that silver-tongue charm to remind her of what they had and sway her to his side which DAYUM GIRL WHY AREN'T YOU DOING RIGHT NOW AND YOU KNOW WHAT'S A GREAT INCENTIVE TO DISTRACT A GUY FROM COMMITTING MASS MURDER IT'S RIPPING HIS CLOTHES OFF AND HAVING YOUR WAY WITH HIM AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN. Excuse me for the shouting but you are one dumb broad and I love it.

    My lights out predictions:

    Nan (at the hands of Bill and/or Eric, preferably Pam in a good old-fashioned vamp bitchfight).

    Roy (the coven's requisite dudewitch). Definitely gets it. He's expendable to make up bad-guy-death numbers and because he's shown to like carnage. Bad guy + likes carnage = always gets it

    The two vampire sheriffs under Marnie's spell. Will get it.

    Mousy looking witch with glasses. Will get it. There has to be at least one 'good witch' death.

    Tara? Tough one. There is meant to be a big main character death. Tara is important enough to Sookie to cause utter distress if she gets it, and also could send Lafayette into dangerous territory. She's in danger enough to have it happen people. One thing that makes me not sure on this is the batshit this will cause, the writers have already been accused of racism by inflicting all this terrible shit on Tara. Hey, I know, I know, I wasn't the one saying it! But yeah, this idea is out there. Still - I'm thinking... she gets it.

    Marnie. Absolutely definitely 100% will get it. Fiona Shaw has put on a masterclass in awesomery but Marnie is not Russell Edgington. Will get it. Maybe by Antonia?

    Debbie. Gets it. No way she doesn't get it. I'm guessing Alcide in defense of Sookie

    True Blood Death Pool 2011. It's on, bitches. Place yours now.

    Posted by: Laurie at August 29, 2011 6:03 PM

    Antonia giving Marnie her very own auto-da-fé? Yes please. The sooner, the better. Though I have much love for Fiona Shaw.

    I'm still trying to predict what the hell the Mavis thing is going to turn into, because Lafayette's involvement demands some sort of resolution within the main storyline.

    Posted by: Jerry at August 29, 2011 6:38 PM

    In the True Blood Death Pool I will go with Pam. Not because I actually think she will get it but because she gets on every nerve. She's the bitchy cheerleader who dates the douchey frat football team captain. She can do and say whatever to whomever because she has his cool-by-osmosis thing. She never changes. Never grows. Is not chastened or made more contemplative by anything, spell or curse that comes her way. She's spoiled and 8itchy.

    But my biggest beef with Pam is that I can see she is doing some nasty things to her face with collagen and botox and she is looking SCARY. I mean scarier than she is supposed to look.

    So yeah. I want Pam to die.

    I mean...aside from Sookie. I mean of course I want Sookie to die. Ewww.... Sookie.

    Posted by: klingonfree at August 29, 2011 7:46 PM

    klingonfree, I think the "Botox"-look on Pam is actually the skin-growing thing she's doing, because the rotting spell hasn't been removed. I commented to my husband tonight that she looked weird. I hope that's all it is, because the actress is too beautiful to hit the plastic surgeon!

    Posted by: Ariel at August 29, 2011 10:42 PM

    Bwahahahahah!

    Special Needs Ken


    Bwahahahahah!

    Posted by: Candy at August 29, 2011 11:04 PM

    I wasn't really feeling the ep, until the slow walk. My god, if I was on the receiving end of that, I would let them all take me. Individually AND as a group.

    Posted by: Shane at August 30, 2011 7:31 AM

    I was all like: "What's the A-Team doing here?"

    Posted by: MRod at August 30, 2011 8:40 AM

    Laurie, I agree with you about Roy; boyfriend needs to snuff it in a truly ugly way.

    Marnie will definitely die, because we sure do love to kill women at the end of the season and besides, Fiona Shaw has a very healthy career to return to after slumming it for our amusement.

    They may or may not kill Holly in the process. I hope not, since she just got interesting. Take the girl who said she was only Wiccan to piss off her parents. I hate lip service religious types, no matter what their chosen cloak of righteousness. Either step up or shut up.

    I already threw in Jesus, which will put Lafayette in a very bad headspace. Hence, Tara will not die. They can't both die, and they've set up Jesus to sacrifice himself (see what I did there?).

    Nan will live, though I like your scenario of one of the Bon Temps/Shreveport vampires tearing her apart. I think they're saving her demise for next season.

    I also think they're going let Debbie's live until next season. Which also means that Marcus is not going to die at Sam's hands, but I'm not sure how he's going to escape that mess.

    Posted by: Reba at August 30, 2011 9:55 AM

    Thank you so much, I spent an hour trying to get this right. Thanks again!

    Posted by: Karyl Mccotter at August 30, 2011 9:59 AM

    I wasn't really feeling the ep, until the slow walk.

    That was the cheesiest part of Sunday's cheesefest (this coming from a diehard fan). But what's been bothering me the most, is wondering why 4 vampires had to DRIVE to the Moon Goddess. We're always seeing them "transport" from here to there in a matter of seconds. Why chance a speeding ticket now?

    And yes please, kill off Tara...nails on a chalkboard...

    Posted by: Judgy McJudgerson at August 30, 2011 1:21 PM

    Judgy--Of the four vampires, only Eric can fly. We saw Bill levitate at the end of season 3, but as he told Sookie in season 1, he can't actually fly. Jessica and Pam are likely too young to even levitate. This seems to be a power that develops with age (Russell Edgington had it, for example).

    So driving, while mundane, actually makes sense. They could run at vampire speed, but my guess is the van holds extra firepower so they don't have to carry all the weaponry and ammo themselves (remember Bill ordering all that ordnance while the vamps were silvered for the day). Otherwise, they'd clank while they ran.

    Tara alternately bothers and interests me. At least this season she's better than second-half of season 2 Tara (Eggs--ugh). Really hope they give her character more interesting development in these last two episodes.

    Posted by: Ohiogurl at September 1, 2011 12:54 AM

    klingonfree & Ariel-
    Unfortunately, I think Pam (Kristin Bauer's) facial issues are for reals. See her face at the premier for this season...just Google image search: "kristin bauer true blood 4 premiere" and you'll see what I mean.

    Posted by: baboocole at September 1, 2011 12:09 PM

    Did y'all miss last season? It's not like Debbie has a great track record with her taste in men.

    She's PRIVILEGED to be with Alcide! (Sex on a stick, that man!) Mmmmm...

    Posted by: bellaluna at September 5, 2011 5:09 PM

    Haha, no favourite moment of Pam’s comment on Sookie

    ‘She’s nothing but a gash in a summer dress’.....brilliant!

    Posted by: Luke at September 6, 2011 4:29 PM