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Outside the Government, Beyond the Police


"Torchwood" – Series One / Steven Lloyd Wilson

TV Reviews | June 25, 2009 | Comments (28)


“Torchwood: outside the government, beyond the police. Tracking down alien life on Earth, arming the human race against the future. The twenty-first century is when everything changes. And you’ve got to be ready.” — Captain Jack, opening narration

“Torchwood” has an interesting sort of etymology. Back in 2005 when the new “Doctor Who” was getting up and running, the anagram “Torchwood” was used as the fake production title of the show. As “Doctor Who” progressed, “Torchwood” was then used as the name of the British government agency set up to defend against the Doctor and to research alien technology. Naturally, when Russell T Davies spun off Captain Jack into his own show, he sent the good captain to work at the Torchwood Institute. “Torchwood” is in all likelihood the only spin-off named after the fake title of its parent show.

The show feels a lot like the first season of “Angel” and early seasons of “The X-Files,” but with more of a pulp feel to it. It manages a swashbuckling joy that is familiar from “Doctor Who,” but at times is reminiscent of “Highlander” with Jack’s flashbacks to various times and incarnations.

The central enigma of the series is that Jack has been left invincible and immortal by his resurrection by Rose at the end of the first series of “Doctor Who.” He has been stranded in modern day Cardiff and heads up the Torchwood division in that city. The other characters certainly know that he isn’t normal, but they have no idea just how foreign he really is, speculating that he is American, gay, and/or something else entirely. What unifying themes the series manages tend to deal with the intertwined quality of life and death and sex. Jack, unable to die, just persisting forever, is dually obsessed with the nature of death and with shagging anything and everything gorgeous enough for his attentions. Having lived hundreds of years, with no hint that he will ever die, Jack is understandably quite curious about what happens after death. The recurring answer sums up everything good and creepy about the show: there is no life after death, there is only darkness, but there is something moving in the darkness.

Sexuality plays an important role in the series. Jack (originally from the 51st century) thinks the current classifications of gay and straight are hilariously limited and shortsighted, with the sort of eye-rolling dismissal we’d have about medieval notions of the unsuitability of women’s brains for higher thinking. Of the five more or less permanent main characters in the first series, four openly have relationships (of the short or long form) with both sexes over the course of the series.

The show works best at its darkest, when it dwells upon the horror and lurking ghouls. It grafts Lovecraft onto the “Doctor Who” universe, creating an interplay between unfathomable darkness and the joy of exploration. The world is fundamentally knowable and understandable, but if you’re not a Time Lord or a god, it can be a damned terrifying and immense place. It’s a delightfully schizophrenic combination when hitting on all cylinders but certainly has weak points during the first series.

“Small Worlds” is one of the episodes that gets it all right. Fairies are real, and true to their mythological roots, they are monstrous stealers of children. They want a particular girl, and if they don’t get her, they’ll freeze the Earth, destroy all life. Humanity is a footnote to them, something to be swept aside. They’re Cthulu with pixie dust. It underlines the difference between us and the Doctor. With all his power and knowledge, he can afford the luxury of never wavering on principle. But we’re not gods like him. We have to compromise in order not to be wiped out entirely. “Torchwood” is in part about the price of not having power.

In particular, many of the stories are time travel stories but from the exact opposite point of view of the Doctor. Far from being lords of time, the protagonists of “Torchwood” are victims of it, buffeted by slips in time and paradoxes. In that sense, some of the best stories in “Torchwood” series one (“Out of Time”, “Ghost Machine” and “Captain Jack Harkness”) are evocative of “Doctor Who’s” third series episode “Blink”.

The strength of the show is really in the individual characters and the actors who play them. They are unique characters with interesting back stories and strengths and weaknesses. They’re not cardboard cutouts, even in the initial episodes before they have a chance to get fully established.

The weakness of the series is that it doesn’t tie together enough into an overall theme or story. There is little sense that any of the characters really change throughout the course of the series, although many of the standalone episodes are excellent short stories in their own right. There’s a sense that the episodes could almost be viewed in any order whatsoever. The weakness becomes most apparent in the finale, “End of Days”, which is one of the weakest episodes of the series. The characters and the cultivated horror take a backseat to a bad guy invented just to act mysteriously and wake up a giant really bad guy who is only truly scary in that the CGI is really really bad.

Russell T Davies now has three shows set in the “Doctor Who” universe running concurrently: “The Sarah Jane Adventures”, nominally for children, “Torchwood”, nominally for adults, and of course “Doctor Who,” bridging all ages. “Torchwood” is a very flawed show at times, but it still fills at least a bit of the need for intelligent and adult science fiction. The show could truly be great if it pulled together more of the philosophy and thought-provoking elements of “Doctor Who”, but even so, series one is worth a watch if you’re into science fiction generally, or more particularly if you loved Captain Jack on “Doctor Who”.

“Sometimes a little technobabble is good for the soul!” — Captain Jack

Steven Lloyd Wilson is the last scion of Norse warriors and the forbidden elder gods. He is a hopeless romantic who can be found wandering San Diego’s strip malls and suburbs looking for his mislaid soul and waiting for the revolution to come. Burning Violin is still published weekly on Wednesdays at www.burningviolin.com, along with assorted fiction and other ramblings.


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Dustin's name is on the header. I was CONFUSED for a moment there. "When did Dustin watch 'Bad Wolf'??"

Posted by: Jay at June 25, 2009 2:08 PM

Hey, hey Captain Jack.

I love this show, except for the episode about the town of people eaters. I don't even know which season that one is from, I only know it scares the crap out of me.

Nice write up Steven.

Posted by: Cindy at June 25, 2009 2:21 PM

I love Torchwood. I'll admit that it took a bit for me to warm up to it, but I've loved both seasons and have grown quite attached to the characters.

I'm really looking forward to the "children of Torchwood" that's coming up to see what that's all about.

If you haven't seen it I'd highly recommend at least a cursory look-see.

It's also a very special thing to look at some of the repeats of Dr. Who and pick out the Torchwood characters. (I've found Gwen and Tosh so far.)

Posted by: UncleJR at June 25, 2009 2:24 PM

I have to say, season 2 of Torchwood is much, much better than season 1. There was enough in season 1 to keep me coming back, just about, but season 2 reaches the level of "more often good than bad", with some episodes (like "Sleeper", and even "Adam" and "Fragments") ranking among some of the better television I've ever watched.

That said, the longer the series goes on, the more that I want to slap the ever-loving shit out of Gwen. Her worst moments come in season one - slipping the RetCon to Reese to be able to confess her affair free from consequences was a truly godawful thing to do, though almost worth it from a viewer perspective just to finally, finally see someone give her the verbal bitchslapping she so richly deserves. (I also kinda hate Owen, who I've seen best-described as "that weasel-faced would-be rapist", but with much less passion than Gwen)

I think the biggest problem with season 1 of Torchwood is the lack of real substance given to the characters. For example, Ianto keeps the massive dark secret about Lisa, and it gets a brief mention for an episode or two after "Cyberwoman", then he just kinda casts her memory aside and starts riding Captain Jack (which is understandable in some ways, yet...this is the guy he was ready to kill a few weeks ago for stopping Lisa's rampage). She pops up in the finale just long enough to not phase him at all, where the person most eager to open the Rift to try and get lost loved ones back is...Owen, because of Diane, who he knew for about a week. Right. Mmm-hmm.

Best episode of the season is probably "Countrycide", if for no other reason than that opening scene where "Monster" by The Automatic plays as the young girl gets abducted. Beautifully tongue-in-cheek.

Posted by: Shay at June 25, 2009 2:28 PM

Much as I agree with many of your analyses here, I just can't help thinking that there's something missing everytime I watch an episode of Torchwood. Captain Jack was such a great character when they introduced him in Doctor Who. Also, I really loved the concept of an advanced civilization where gender preferences are considered limited, but really Jack is just another gay guy in Torchwood and that just seems to be settling for getting some gay on TV (in a really non-threatening way: a good looking gay man in a uniform?) rather than really pushing the concept.

Posted by: PaddyDog at June 25, 2009 2:30 PM

I've been watching Dr. Who since 1964, but darling hubby can't stand it. However, he loves to watch Torchwood, but he keeps wishing it was better, and I agree. It just seems to miss the target somehow.

Gripe 1: What is the deal with the Weevils? They kept hinting in the first season that there was something about the weevils that would be brought out later, but they never really developed them. No backstory. Just stupid jumpsuits which screamed, "can't be bothered to make a full costume for this creature."

Gripe 2: It's supposed to be this super secret agency with all this underground security, and yet the members were constantly sneaking alien artifacts home to play with. Plus, every old lady with a shopping bag seamed to know about Torchwood.

Gripe 3: How the hell did Owen ever get girls? Oh, I know. He was the only straight guy on the show.

Posted by: BWeaves at June 25, 2009 2:32 PM

Damn my slow typing today!

I love this show, except for the episode about the town of people eaters. I don't even know which season that one is from, I only know it scares the crap out of me.

That'd be "Countrycide" in season 1. And yeah, it's creepy as all fuck.

It's also a very special thing to look at some of the repeats of Dr. Who and pick out the Torchwood characters. (I've found Gwen and Tosh so far.)

I *LOVE* that they've taken the time to address both of those actresses appearing in Doctor Who - lovely attention to detail! (To clarify: Tosh mentions in, from what I recall "Exit Wounds" that she was filling in for Owen as Torchwood medical officer when she went to cover up some alien activity, while the Doctor recognises Gwen in "The Stolen Earth/Journey's End" and alludes to the fact that he met one someone who was ostensibly one of her ancestors)

Posted by: Shay at June 25, 2009 2:33 PM

Gripe 3: How the hell did Owen ever get girls? Oh, I know. He was the only straight guy on the show.

Well, for one thing, way back in the pilot we see him essentially roofie-ing a girl to get her into bed, so that's one possibility. And for another, he's not entirely straight, since he also roofies her boyfriend because a threesome is easier than a fistfight.

OK, three comments in the first ten. I am now going to stop refreshing and go do something productive.

Posted by: Shay at June 25, 2009 2:36 PM

"How did Owen ever get girls?"

He's a doctor. It's pathetic how many women will sell their souls to marry a doctor. You can be the most hideous-looking, rude, mean, asshole around and if you have an "M.D." after your name, you'll be spoiled for choice.

Posted by: PaddyDog at June 25, 2009 2:43 PM

He was the only straight guy on the show.

HETRO LOVE IS WRONGS!

Posted by: Jay at June 25, 2009 2:50 PM

Took me a while to warm up to "Torchwood," but now I'm hooked. Doesn't hurt that Captain Jack is amazingly hot....

Posted by: dammitjanet at June 25, 2009 2:54 PM

I haven't even read this yet, I just want to say YES YES YES because Torchwood is being reviewed. Make my freaking day.

Posted by: Sharon at June 25, 2009 3:14 PM

Okay, now I can make a more rational comment, maybe.
I wasn't sure about Torchwood at first, but I ended up really liking it. Great points made in the review, namely that it's time travel from the flip side, and that it's more for adults than Doctor Who.
And Jack Harkness is a hot piece of ass. God, I just love him.

Posted by: Sharon at June 25, 2009 3:23 PM

really Jack is just another gay guy in Torchwood and that just seems to be settling for getting some gay on TV (in a really non-threatening way: a good looking gay man in a uniform?) rather than really pushing the concept.

The fact that Jack frequently actually kisses other men counts as pushing the concept, at least in America.

"Out of Time" is my favorite episode of the show, and probably of British television (which, admittedly, I have not seen much of).

Posted by: Todd at June 25, 2009 4:58 PM

I agree that Series 2 is much better. Series 1 is totally engaging, but it feels like Series 2 gels everything together much better. There are really excellent stand-alone episodes, though. The one that sticks out in my mind is Countrycide. It's like a really great short film that stands alone spectacularly. Out of Time is another great concept that plays out in a fascinating way.

Essentially, there's a lot more to love here than there are reservations. Looking forward to where they go with the show in the future.

Posted by: whatBENwatches at June 25, 2009 5:06 PM

Shay, you slap her, I'll hold her down. I like Torchwood (though I seem to spend a lot of time MST3King it, in a good-natured way, of course...) but Gwen joins the dubious sorority -- led by Jaime Sommers, Olivia Dunham and Sarah Conner -- of "female protagonists whose shows are routinely stolen by supporting characters, and thank Jeebus for that or I wouldn't watch the dang things."

Item the second: Captain Jack is hot, and even hotter when he's smooching on other hot guys. I'm just sayin...

Posted by: Erin M at June 25, 2009 5:15 PM

I'm with all of you who liked the episode "Countrycide". The old man's declaration at the end as to his motivations for what they've done, and the intense and pleased way he says it, elevates that episode far above many others in the series.

*SPOILER ALERT*

I did NOT like, however, the long slow death of Owen in series 2. Making him basically a zombie with all his mental faculties was weak sauce.

Posted by: JustBill at June 25, 2009 5:20 PM

Oh my god. I can't believe the amount of people here that actually LIKE the steaming pile of hot donkey crap that is Torchwood.

That Captain Jack guy makes me want to face punch. His stupid smarmy face. He thinks he's just the greatest.

If I had to describe the show to someone I'd say it's like watching a shitty version of Dr Who but with brain-meltingly bad acting and supershit storylines that make me want to crap in my own face. That's right, I just typed supershit.

Bring back that gape-mouthed David Tennant any day I say.

Posted by: Mr G at June 25, 2009 7:14 PM

Seeing Torchwood reviewed made my day. I love this show like madness -- in fact, it inspired me to watch all of New Who. I'll agree with what others have said, as well, in that season 2 is much, much better than season 1, and the five-day Torchwood special coming out in a few weeks, Children of Earth, looks even better.

Posted by: ladydi at June 25, 2009 7:16 PM

Well, for one thing, way back in the pilot we see him essentially roofie-ing a girl to get her into bed, so that's one possibility.

Yeah, that bugged me for the entirety of both seasons. If I had never seen that I could have really liked Owen, but there was always a voice in the back of my head going, "Rapist. Hey remember that time? RAPIST." It ruined a character I would have otherwise really enjoyed. Which maybe was the point?

Season one wasn't always great but it was vastly entertaining and led to season two, which was very good indeed. I can't wait for more Torchwood.

Posted by: mandasarah at June 25, 2009 7:26 PM

It’s a broken little show, but it’s mine. Australian tv really screwed with the schedule, meaning that I started with series 2 which given my experience of S1 so far, is a good thing.

Not that S1 was necessarily bad, it was just ok in the way the season 1 of Angel was ok: a series of one-off stories searching for an edge, loosely tied together by it’s relationship to the parent show. S2 developed a far more coherent mythology and matured into a show that deserves at least another season or two (and as an added bonus, S2 had Martha Jones, kicking ass and taking names).

And lay off my Gwen- if anyone needed a shake it was Tosh, at least Gwen wouldn’t die wondering (figuratively speaking).

Posted by: RandyPanTheGoatboy at June 25, 2009 7:59 PM

Season 1 is really a bit 'meh'. Season two is pretty awesome, except they stretch the concept of time being, to quote The Doctor, 'a big ball of wibbly wobbly timey wimey...stuff' a bit far...hopefully Children of Earth is awesome. I'm needing something to fill my Doctor Who drought.

God, that sounded dirty. Clearly I've been spending too many hours reading Pajiba comments...

Posted by: redfeathers at June 25, 2009 8:03 PM

And lay off my Gwen- if anyone needed a shake it was Tosh, at least Gwen wouldn’t die wondering (figuratively speaking).

Gwen wouldn't die wondering because she'd already shagged the hell out of Owen, while being in a long-term relationship with someone else. Yeah, Tosh needed a firm shake and a "throw him on that gurney and mount him like a lion!", but Gwen needs some serious verbal and physical violence done to her.

I did NOT like, however, the long slow death of Owen in series 2. Making him basically a zombie with all his mental faculties was weak sauce.

There were some parts of that I really liked. The fact that they stopped him healing, eating, drinking, having sex - it wasn't like he was living the high life, or getting cool immortality out of it, he was essentially just rotting slowly in front of the rest of the team, suddenly the weakest person of them all because the slightest injury would never heal.

Add me to the people looking forward to season 3, though I'm kinda disappointed at the lack of Martha or Mickey. The end of Doctor Who season 4 really seemed to set up the two of them moving over to Torchwood, which I'd have liked (Martha seemed to gel well with the gang, and Mickey is an entertaining character). Plus, I'm worried that with only three characters, there'll be extra added bonus Gwen! And that's not something I'm sure I can handle.

Posted by: Shay at June 25, 2009 10:21 PM

and as an added bonus, S2 had Martha Jones, kicking ass and taking names

Posted by: RandyPanTheGoatboy

Add me to the people looking forward to season 3, though I'm kinda disappointed at the lack of Martha or Mickey. The end of Doctor Who season 4 really seemed to set up the two of them moving over to Torchwood, which I'd have liked (Martha seemed to gel well with the gang, and Mickey is an entertaining character).

Posted by: Shay

Yeah, I totally thought it was the plan to have Martha and Mickey move over to Torchwood. I love the Mickey/Jack dynamic and think Mickey and Ianto on the same team would be vastly amusing. And Martha kicked so very much ass on Torchwood and doesn't the world need more of that?

Also, you're right, three person team, not just going to work. They have to get someone, so why not characters that people already like?

Posted by: mandasarah at June 26, 2009 12:35 AM

I think this show is ok. I mean, I am desperate for more Doctor Who, so I will watch almost anything set in his world, but the plots are mostly meh for me, without the Doctor to explain the wonders of the universe to us. I do really like the fact that Cptn. Jack is ready and willing to kill. I love the Doctor, but not everything can be solved with hugs and kisses (or words).

Posted by: wertyui at June 26, 2009 3:01 AM

For some reason I thought Gwen's old partner, Andy, would join the team. Not sure why I thought that. But put me on the train of those who wanted Martha and Mickey with Torchwood. I love Mickey, and missed him in series 3 and 4 of Who.

"You see, what's impressive is we met her nearly an hour ago and I still haven't said 'I told you so' yet...Though I have prepared a little 'I was right' dance which I can show you later."

Posted by: Sharon at June 26, 2009 4:16 AM

For some reason I thought Gwen's old partner, Andy, would join the team. Not sure why I thought that.

That was definitely another potential plot they set up, with Andy asking Gwen to put a word in for him in "Adrift" and he and Rhys organising the defending of the police station in "Exit Wounds". And I wouldn't be averse to that at all either; he's cute and snarky, I see no reason not to love him.

Posted by: Shay at June 26, 2009 7:27 AM

You forgot to mention the infantile dialogue, juvenile sexual politics and derivative, often laughable plots.

Face it: Torchwood sucks enough to require a health warning on the DVD case. It's no more than a popular Buffy clone with a constant erection.

Posted by: Grafty at June 26, 2009 11:41 AM