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"Torchwood: Miracle Day" Review: Gwen Cooper Is No Longer the Most Irritating Member of the Cast

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under TV Reviews | Comments (22)



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The bad news is that “Torchwood: Miracle Day,” after the opening episode, doesn’t quite live up to the all UK-version of “Torchwood.” The good news is that it’s still a solid sci-fi fantasy anchored by the bisexual charm of Captain Jack (John Barrowman) and the deft writing of Russell T. Davis. It’s also too early to say whether the 10-part reboot airing on Starz will, after reintroducing its characters and grabbing new viewers, take us back down to the devastatingly grim tone of “Children of the Earth.” The story is certainly built for it.

[Opening Episode Synopsis]

“Miracle Day” opens with Twitter. The disbanded #TORCHWOOD is mysteriously trending on all the social networks. One CIA agent, Esther Drummond (Alexa Havins) is at CIA headquarters discussing it with another, Rex Matheson (Mekhi Phifer). Suddenly, there’s a car accident and a long metal pipe bursts through Rex’s window and gores him through the chest. He should be dead, but he isn’t. Meanwhile, at the same time, a death-row inmate Oswald Danes (Bill Pullman) is being put to death by lethal injection, but against all odds, he doesn’t die, either.

We soon discover that no one is dying. That’s the premise behind “Miracle Day.” People around the globe have simply stopped dying. Suicides fail. Heart attacks are rendered moot. Cancer is put on hold. Hospitals fill with the sick and dying, but no one actually passes on. Even bomb explosions fail to kill, leaving the charred remains of would-be corpses alive and breathing.

It’s an intriguing premise, and one that immediately presents a lot of questions: Who is behind Miracle Day? When and if it ends, will those that should be dead simply die? How long before the hospitals run out of room? How long before the world is faced with an overpopulation problem? What happens when food runs out? Will people even need food to live?

It’s those questions and more that only “Torchwood” can answer, but “Torchwood” is toast. It’s been six months since the events of “Children of the Earth,” and there are only two Torchwood survivors: Gwen Cooper (Eve Myles) is hidden in the remote countryside with her baby and husband, Rhys. She is presumed dead. And Captain Jack? Who the hell knows? But after a heart attack fails to kill her father, Gwen comes out of hiding, and in doing so, Rex Matheson — alive but still unhealed from the goring — tracks her down, and Captain Jack resurfaces to protect her. From what or whom is not clear. That’s a question for “Torchwood,” which I assume will be rebuilt in the States with Jack, Gwen, Rex, and others, certainly Jilly Kitzinger (Lauren Ambrose), who has yet to be introduced. The twist? Captain Jack, heretofore immortal, has experienced a reversal: He’s suddenly lost his healing powers.

[End Opening Episode Synopsis]

The central mystery of “Miracle Day” is vintage Russell T. Davies, and even contains small echoes of the “Children of Earth” storyline. The execution, in the first episode at least, has been a little clumsy, as Davies has taken pains to introduce “Torchwood” to a new audience and, in doing so, over-emphasizes Captain Jack’s sexuality while paying unnecessary lip service to the “Torchwood” backstory. It’s repetitive for existing viewers and needless for new ones.

The show’s biggest weakness so far, however, is Mekhi Phifer, who is brash and irritating beyond measure. I don’t understand why he was chosen for this role, My only guess is that Eve Myles got so tired of being the most obnoxious person in “Torchwood” that she asked someone else take the mantle. It worked; Gwen Cooper, baby in one hand and pistol in the other, is suddenly taking aim at helicopters and is one of the best reasons to watch “Torchwood” instead of the biggest reason not to. Likewise, Alexa Havins is a bit too shiny-faced American for the series, but she’s serviceable in what looks to be Gwen’s old role of logistics.

For fans of “Torchwood,” it would take one colossal cock-up to keep us from watching “Miracle Day,” and there are none of those in sight. There are a few minor irritations and one major one in Phifer, but with Captain Jack and a sci-fi premise as brilliant and immediately engaging as the one on display in “Miracle Day,” there should be enough charm and intrigue in the first episode to hold on to the existing viewers and win over some new ones in the process.









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Comments

I was glad to see the intrepid ladies of the CIA wear 5-inch heels. In case they have to chase, ya know, evil-doers.

Posted by: Keith at July 12, 2011 2:40 PM

Mecki Phifer's character is one of the stupidest most grating, and offensive negroes ever put on the tube. The man should be ashamed for allowing himself to presented that way.

/not kidding

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at July 12, 2011 3:00 PM

I thought the episode was pretty awful. It felt so ridiculously campy.

Posted by: Camytaru at July 12, 2011 3:13 PM

I must disagree - it was simply awful. A lot of bad Americans and simply too little Jack.

The mister and I agreed to try one more episode and if it's not considerably better, Starz is going back in the crapper.

Posted by: Cindy at July 12, 2011 3:33 PM

I still need to go back and watch all of the original Torchwood. I only saw parts of it. It's always a little sad when you fall behind and thus are able to see the future of a series that deters you from bothering with catching up.

Posted by: DarthCorleone at July 12, 2011 3:45 PM

I don't think it was bad, really. It was just...Americanized. My husband mentioned that it seemed to be more actiony and less personal, which is think is apt, but it wasn't bad.

Just different.

Posted by: ZombieNurse at July 12, 2011 3:48 PM

I don't get Starz, cause I'm cheap. So I'll read all the reviews and spoilers (cause I always read the last page of a novel first, which drives darling hubby nuts, but who cares) and if I'm sold, then I'll Netflix it.

Posted by: BWeaves at July 12, 2011 4:00 PM

I'm still willing to give the slack as well, desipte the flaws. I'll be curious to see how much of the actionization was to hook the audience, and how prevalent it'll be throughout the next 9 episodes.

Posted by: branded at July 12, 2011 4:34 PM

I've never seen one episode of TORCHWOOD so I had nothing invested. I ended up liking it. I thought Phifer was actually pretty good. And I thought the brunette with the machine gun and baby was hot, yeah, I said it.

Posted by: junierizzle at July 12, 2011 6:42 PM

I have to disagree on Gwen being the most irritating person on Torchwood; I've always liked her.

I do, however, agree that Rex Matheson was annoying as f*ck. Also, what was the deal with him being astounded that he had to pay a bridge toll? I used to cross the Bay Bridge every morning, and the Golden Gate from time to time, so I am quite sure bridge tolls (and toll roads!) exist in the US. Am I missing something here?

Also, no way in hell am I paying for Starz to watch this show on time. I'll wait the 90 days until it's on Netflix instant.

Posted by: Vince Noir at July 12, 2011 6:43 PM

I agree on the semi-mixed feelings.

It's alright. Needs more Jack, and yeah, the verbalization of the Torchwood back story was boring, 'cause I know already.

I don't mind the part of Rex, I just think Phifer doesn't know how to do it. It was strangely rushed feeling. I dunno.

I think I said this before...but they totally should have grabbed Kristen Bell. I think that would have been cool.

Posted by: Candee at July 12, 2011 6:54 PM

Another reason why it's a pile of poo:

Where's The Doctor Who mythos? Captain Jack brought back Torchwood after most of its sections were wiped out, in accordance and as an ally agency to The Doctor? Are they just going to drop that?

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at July 12, 2011 7:10 PM

I thought that Rex was just plain horrible. What is redeemable about a man who laughs about a co-workers wife being ill and is only concerned about the "Miracle" because it affects him directly? He can save the world, but that still won't mean that I will mourn his passing. I will be pretty meh about it, I feel.

Esther is as boring as she could be made and another RTD mary-sue. She has this interest in Rex that defies understanding. The guy is a Prick.

Lauren Ambrose's character will not be a part of new TW or the CIA. She is one of the villains of the piece as Oswald's PR agent.

I know that TW had plot holes galore, but what the hell is going down in Kentucky that they have forgotten how to execute people properly? If the 'miracle' works in the same way that people don't die but still have the same issues, then good ol' Bill of the slow speech should be in a coma. The windows in Execution rooms can not be seen out of. Also letting a guy like that free? Not in Kentucky! Where the hell is Raylan, Art, Rachel and Tim to kick his arse right back into Jail?

Also Dustin you forgot the Jesus reference in the Oswald execution scene. Can't have an RTD show without a Jesus reference.

The people chasing Jack and Gwen have to be some of the most incompetent aimers or thinkers ever! Let's see people on the top floor of a building, let's fire into the hallway so it goes out the back instead of aiming at the bottom of the building and making the whole thing just collapse and burying them all inside. Man, I would make a much better villian!

The plus though was how awesome Gwen and Rhys were. Also lovely to see PC Andy back and Jack appeared a little sad, but overall the new characters were not ones that make me want to keep watching with any real interest. Although it did make me want to go back and watch seasons 1 and 2 again to remember why I used to love this show, flaws and all. This new version felt like a pale imitation of TW and if you want serious sci-fi, then I will rewatch BSG.

Sorry about the tl;dr but everything I was worried about happening in this kinda did and it made me sad.

Posted by: noo at July 12, 2011 9:47 PM

*pulls hair out in rage*

WHY must they portray Americans as short-sighted self-absorbed MORONS?! Oh right, because apparently we are. I want to alternate picking up one main American character by the ankles and using them to club the other one. 'Let's talk about this super secret group that we were told to forget about over an unsecured line while I'M AT WORK!' 'Let me take this SUPER SEKRIT FILE that you've just handed to me AT WORK IN FULL VIEW OF OUR BOSSES AND COWORKERS and just toss it into this unlocked drawer!' 'OMGBRIDGETOLLWTFBBQ?!'

Every time I remember that Enver Gjokaj was in the running for the Rex Matheson role I weep blood... he may have been able to salvage that character instead of making him a stumbling, bumbling joke.

Posted by: UnderTheDark at July 12, 2011 10:28 PM

I know. Plot holes galore you say. But I couldn't stop thinking during most of the episode: "Wait. If people can't die anymore, why are all these guys shooting at people?" I mean, we even saw the bomber guy later: worse for wear, but STILL FUCKING ALIVE. I will give it another episode. But I'm not holding my breath. But in this world, I guess even if I did, it wouldn't matter.

Posted by: space oddity at July 12, 2011 10:29 PM

space oddity, you are now one of my favourite people for that last comment :D Actually made me laugh out loud at lunch, when I read it in public!

Posted by: noo at July 13, 2011 1:00 AM

I dislike how...explody it got. I guess Americans can't have sci-fantasy entertainment without explosions.

Anyway, for anyone who (like me) doesn't have Starz, they're streaming it online here.

Posted by: Tyburn Blossom at July 13, 2011 2:02 AM

Am I missing something with the bridge joke? I live near DC and I don't think it's odd to pay for bridges.

Also, Enver Gjokaj was up for Rex? Nurrrrrrrgrrrrrrrgh I could have overlooked every issue I have with this show if he was a lead. Even the weird bridge joke.

Posted by: Delilah at July 13, 2011 4:36 AM

My final thought after watching it was, 'Eh. It's no Children of Earth, that's for sure!'

So I rewatched CoE to get the taste of Starz out of my mouth. And damn, that's an incredible, disturbing, heart-breaking piece of TV drama. When I first saw Day One of CoE, I was breathless and on the edge of my seat, gagging for more. This new one.... not so much.

I'll watch the next ep, but honestly, it had better improve. Unpleasant though Pfifer was, the jarring pace changes, the over-emphasis on things getting blowed up real good just because they could afford it & hey look! We can afford a helicopter too!, and the unfunny jokes were worse. It had me the opposite of edge-of-my-seat. Bored.
I'm left with that deflated, Buffy-season-6 feeling. Maybe they should have quit while they were ahead.

By the way, to me, Gwen wasn't the most irritating person in TW (original flava). That was Martha, when she visited. Ugh!

Posted by: Tarn at July 13, 2011 8:36 AM

You are so right about Phifer. I hated him on Lie To Me, and was happy when he quit - but now he's ruining Torchwood. It amazes me that one-note actors like Phifer are always employed when so many talented actors can't get work.

Posted by: Ben at August 4, 2011 1:26 PM

Terrible and getting more terrible by the episode. they've essentially licensed out the couple of remaining torchwood characters and sending them off on tangents to try to stretch this turkey out to ten episodes when it's got a single's worth of plot. Jack may as well not be in it at all. What an embarassment.

Posted by: joe at August 14, 2011 1:43 AM

Terrible and getting more terrible by the episode. they've essentially licensed out the couple of remaining torchwood characters and sending them off on tangents to try to stretch this turkey out to ten episodes when it's got a single's worth of plot. Jack may as well not be in it at all. What an embarassment.

Posted by: joe at August 14, 2011 1:43 AM