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This Week in Shameless Hit Whoring: It Was Either These Provocative Screen Grabs from "Chuck" Or that Fake "Dark Knight Rises" Rumor

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under TV Reviews | Comments (12)



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Earlier today, a fake press release purported to be from Warner Brothers announced that Joseph Gordon-Levitt had been cast as Roman Sionis and Marion Cottillard would be playing Talia al Ghul. A few of the movie blogs, in their haste to get the news up FIRST! ran with the story without checking their sources (that is to say, waiting to see if Deadline would run with it). There was much hand-wringing and teeth-gnashing, questions of ethics broached, apologies doled out, and everyone lived happily ever after secure in the knowledge that, at the very least, Joseph Gordon-Levitt would still be in the movie. Hooray!

I was going to come up with a clever way to poke fun at the trade news SCANDAL in our typical tongue-in-cheek fashion, but then I got distracted by Yvonne Strahovski. And here we are: The triumphant return of “Chuck” recaps by screengrab. Because there is nothing shameless or unethical about posting images of attractive women in various stages of undress.

In this week’s “Chuck,” the show continued to meticulously track every single event leading up to a wedding. Here, Chuck decided to get Sarah’s old spy friends together to throw her a bachelorette party. Here are Sexy, Dopey, and Sleepy doing their best shampoo commercial looks.

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The party apparently went off with much fanfare because, the next morning, Sarah woke up in the fetal position next to Chuck. But look! Special guest star Lou Diamond Phillips. He plays the 80s relic posing as a bad guy.

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Meanwhile, Sleepy woke up with Morgan, and look! Star Wars sheets. They really take the geek fantasy to unrealistic levels, don’t they?

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Anyway, Sarah’s spy friends get mixed up with a mission, and here they are taken hostage. Even still, they maintain perfect posture.

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Sarah breaks free, and here she delivers one hell of an awkward karate kick. It looks like she’s trying to pee on a tree in the woods.

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Soon, the foursome of women discover that there is a mole among them. Here, Sarah ends up fighting with Sexy, mistakenly believing that she’s the mole. And you’d think that two attractive women duking it out would be unbelievably sexy. Not when its reduced to screen grabs! It looks like they are auditioning for Russell Crowe’s band, 30 Odd Foots of Grunt.

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Alas, they discover that Dopey is the mole, take her down, and give us their best poor man’s “Charlie Angels” pose.

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Sarah has a wonderful engagement party. Morgan’s girlfriend takes him back. Lou Diamond Phillips gets a paycheck, and everyone lives happily ever after.

One question remains, however. Is Joseph Gordon-Levitt sexier with or without glasses?

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See what I did there?









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Posted by: meh at February 16, 2011 5:12 PM

I need to find a way to punch Joseph two years ago in a different state. That picture just made me very angry.

Posted by: Jay at February 16, 2011 5:14 PM

Dear Dustin--

I'm STILL waiting for some shots of Yvonne S. belly-dancing from last week's episode...

kthxbai

Posted by: jthomas666 at February 16, 2011 5:21 PM

I'll ask again: Why is a shitty show like Chuck reviewed on Pajiba? Is it post-ironic irony, or something? Is it some meta-commentary that non-tv nerds don't get?

Posted by: Brenton at February 16, 2011 5:31 PM

Brenton,

At one point, Chuck was a great show. Seasons 1 & 2 are great television. Head over to Pirate Bay and pickup the first 13 episodes. I promise you won't be disappointed. It isn't even remotely like what this show has become. I can't stress how much those seasons mean to me.

Dustin, maybe you should go ahead and explain the affection for Chuck. When Seth reviewed it 4 years ago, it was a completely different show.

Posted by: Allen at February 16, 2011 5:49 PM

Rowles, you bastard, i was rolling up my sleeves to get mad that you would not either ignore chuck or review it, instead of posting mocking or sexypants screen grabs.

then i got all chortly over your screen grabs.

damn me. damn me.

Posted by: idleprimate at February 16, 2011 7:04 PM

"At one point, Chuck was a great show"

Huh, nope, sorry. Always contrived, fun-lacking and a waste of a good TV hour.

Posted by: godzilla_foil at February 16, 2011 10:50 PM

"Huh, nope, sorry. Always contrived, fun-lacking and a waste of a good TV hour."

You can say that about a lot of shows, but not Chuck. There's a reason Dustin bothers mentioning Chuck every week.

Posted by: Allen at February 16, 2011 11:10 PM

Here's something I posted over at TWOP tonight if you want to bother reading my wall of text.

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I'm extremely upset at the poor quality of Chuck this season. This show is but a shadow of its former self and has next to nothing in common with the first couple of seasons. I was late to the party on Chuck, and didn't start watching until after the S3 had ended. Perhaps a little bit more of my background is necessary....

Over the past few years, I (23/m/tx/pics) would occasionally see my mom and sister watching Chuck. They would always tell me that I'd enjoy the show, but I had my DVDs of Arrested Development and Veronica Mars, and didn't want to get involved in a new show that didn't really seem like my type. I'd occasionally type 'chuck' into youtube to see if there were any clips of interest that might make me want to watch the show, but they only results that tended to come up were boring 'Chuck/Sarah' mashups made by 15 year old girls. I remember thinking, "Oh, I definitely don't want to get involved in that."

One day, I was scouring television reviews on Pajiba, a website that I frequent. They generally have the same taste in movies and TV shows that I do, so I let them do the research for me and listen to them for what's good. I eventually found this Chuck review and decided to start from the beginning of the series. No plans on a Friday night makes for great moments enjoying great television.

I absolutely loved it. I went through about 7 episodes the first night and finished the rest off on Saturday night. A huge smile was on my face the entire night and I couldn't wait to watch every episode I could get a hold of. Everything about it appealed to me…. The character Chuck was so relatable; he was a nerd, awkward, sincere, and quirky (not to mention also good looking). Throw in some great pop culture references, great dialogue, near perfect acting, a hot girl just out of reach, Adam Baldwin, and great cameos by people like John Larroquette…. it was a great show. I genuinely started caring about the relationship between Chuck and Sarah, and would frequently finding myself pressing the pause button on my computer so I could chill out and get my heartbeat down after watching a Chuck/Sarah moment. I completely lost myself in the show and became hypnotized by it. The music used in every episode was also top-notch and perfectly used.

And then I started doing research on all the actors, writers, and directors of the show. It blew my mind that all of the actors on the show are extremely down to earth and just flat out awesome. They truly love the store and are genuine people, which made me adore it even more. Everything related to this show was appealing.

Although S3 was also good television, it didn't meet S1 & S2 in terms of quality, but I don't care. It is still Chuck and its better than most of the crap on TV. The plots were good, and there was plenty of excellent dialogue. The addition of Chuck-fu was interesting at first, but eventually became tiring. I guess it lacked some of the 'freshness' that the first two seasons had, but I still really enjoyed it.

Actually, as I'm writing this (and too lazy to go back and revise previous statements), Season 3 is where a lot of problems began. Chuck wanted to become a real spy, which caused a lot of the geek factor to disappear as he got real serious about his future. Morgan grew up and upgraded from being a Buy More peon, to the point where he has no appeal now that he is no longer juvenile in his behavior. Chuck and Sarah became much closer, which was great…. but all of these events and more led us to the point that we are at now.

Thus, Season 4. Chuck is no longer a nerd, and his appearance and demeanor has changed completely; the awkwardness and self-consciousness has basically evaporated. There is no more second-guessing himself and his place related to those around him. He doesn't even feel like a real person anymore. All of that romantic tension has vanished as the beautiful love interest is no longer just out of reach. Casey has gotten soft, and Morgan is a responsible human being with a hot girlfriend. The jump from S3 and S4 is so drastic, that it's frankly not even the same show. The atmosphere of the show changed much more abruptly, but it can be compared to the difference between old Simpsons vs new Simpsons….. They have the same characters, but aren't nearly as relatable. There's also that whole thing about terrible writing.

Oh, and that. The writing for S4 has been AWFUL. I force myself to watch every episode despite the fact that this show means next to nothing to me now. I fast forward through much of the dialogue because frankly, it isn't interested. I basically watch just to keep updated with the show in case the writing suddenly gets better and I want to start paying attention again. I spent 10 minutes watching last night's episode during dinner and called it quits. The entire feel of the episode is painfully uncomfortable and I was extremely worried that someone might come in and say 'What the hell are you watching?' I would be so embarrassed if one of my friends saw that episode. They would never believe me if I told them how great a show it once was.

Does Chuck and his sister rent the entire apartment complex? That would explain why nobody gives a crap that people are shouting over a megahorn from a helicopter in the middle of the complex and 4 hot women drop in and whisk another hot woman away. The consistency of the writing is just awful. Sometimes I just want to just write a script for an episode and mail it to a writer for the show to claim as his own (yes, I'm one of those viewers who thinks he can do a better job). I don't care if I get credit for it, I just want Chuck to put out a good episode for someone to enjoy.

I apologize for the rant, but I know I can't be the only person that thinks this. Viewership is at an all time low. I know that someone on the internet is reading this right now and agreeing with almost everything I say, because they feel the same way. NBC is prolly going to give it the axe in a few months, and deservedly.

At least we have our DVDs.

-Allen

Posted by: Allen at February 16, 2011 11:12 PM

Thanks Dustin!

Also, I love Chuck (the show, not the character so much). Every time I think an episode was not quite up to par, I think of a Chuck and Sarah moment in the show and I get kind of choked up. Allen, you said that the sexual tension is gone now that Chuck is with Sarah but I honestly love that they are together. I love that they are so in love and I love that they are starting on round out Sarah's character (please, let her mother be psycho...) You're right about Casey going soft, but I think that might have been the effect of having Alex in his life, which I think is completely understandable. I love Casey and Morgan's back and forth too.

One thing that I am completely disappointed in: Chuck. I used to have the biggest crush on Chuck in season 1 and season 2 but now I think of him as a wishy-washy, meddlesome character. I'm gonna have to disagree with you on Chuck no longer being a nerd and being all confident spy, because I think he's still the same insecure guy. He's constantly nervous about pissing Sarah off (hell, last episode, the relationship bit was about how he couldn't say no to her!) and always second-guessing their relationship. I don't know if it's because the wishy-washiness has been more pronounced in the 3rd and 4th season or maybe it's because I just got sick of that whole thing after 4 seasons, but Chuck without Sarah is incredibly annoying.

So yea, this season is crap compared to Season 1 and 2. Maybe it's my invested affection for it that keeps me coming back but I still get choked up when I get a Chuck and Sarah moment, I still get excited when I learn a little more about Sarah or when Casey growls, and I still cackle when Morgan does/says something ridiculous. I think it's still a good show.

Jeffster is fucking annoying now though. There, I said it. Someone had to.

Posted by: denesteak at February 17, 2011 12:54 AM

I really like the fact that you have related to the show on so many levels and with such depth. Honestly, I know how that feels, it's always awesome to feel that.

The show never did anything for me at all. I loved the premise, started watching, thought there were too many "he's lying / no, she's lying / No, he is" moments, the acting has never convinced me in any moment. Both Chuck and Yvonne seem to me they are pretending to be I-don't-know-what the whole time, but never the characters they are supposed to be.

I may sound like crazy. The thing is, this show has disappointed me right from the start on a level I'm still not exactly sure of what it was. Maybe the guy is too good-looking, not nerdy enough, I don't know. The result is I ended up finding it boring as shit and couldn't see the plot actually moving on, and then I left.

I'll gladly admit it's a very personal thing, I do find S01 incredibly boring. But, hey, Arrested Development any day, huh?!

Posted by: godzilla_foil at February 17, 2011 7:31 PM

Just FYI: That karate kick is called a yoko geri and it's one of the most effective and simple kicks that can bring someone down. It happens to be a favorite of mine because I'm abnormally flexible for my age (33) and can kick nearly anyone 6'1 and under right in the head. Not that I would do that. (Yes I would.)

Posted by: GeekChic at February 17, 2011 10:10 PM