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The Weekly Power Rankings: March Malaise Edition

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under TV Reviews | Comments (26)



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It was the kind of week where half of the decent programming was in re-run, and much of the other half that was airing first-runs shouldn’t have bothered. The reality shows were a snore: On “Survivor,” there were no twists. On “Top Chef,” it was the kind of week where everyone was mostly even, so the producers clearly made the elimination decision. And even “The Amazing Race” produced two of its dullest eps, back-to-back, since the “The Amazing Race: Family Edition.” Meanwhile, “Community” was disappointing; the closer “Lights Out” gets to its finale, the less exciting it is. After weeks of teasing what was behind the door on “Chuck,” they blew it open and disposed of it in one episode (although, it did finally set up the possibility of Sarah getting the Intersect). And I’ve already been yelled at for my thoughts on “Fringe” (It’s been a yelling kind of day). “Mad Love” continues to disappoint, as does “Mr. Sunshine” (I don’t know why I’m still watching either of those shows.) How bad was this week? If I were ranking a top seven, “Traffic Lights” might make the seventh position, behind “Community.” That’s how bad it was.

Or maybe both the TV showrunners and I have hit the March malaise, as everything gears up for the season finales in early May. I have 27 shows on my weekly schedule. Of the ones that aired, here’s the top five.


5. Raising Hope: Is anyone still watching this? It’s still good. I promise. This week, a mongoose attacked a snake, Mee Maw got a gun, and Sabrina’s skinny hips saved the day.

4. 30 Rock: Better in concept than in execution, this week’s reality-show version of “30 Rock” hit a lot of high notes (Jenna’s website, “Jenna’s Side”) and effectively skewered reality-show conventions, but the story itself was kind of weak, although I do not miss Tracy Jordan.

3. Chicago Code: This was the first episode that felt truly self-contained and Alderman Gibbons wasn’t a factor, but the rouse that Jarek Wysocki (Jason Clarke) pulled on Caleb Evers (Matt Lauria) to solve a murder and take down a prostitution ring was brilliant. But now it’s time to let Evers turn one around on Wysocki.

2. Parks and Recreation: Ron Swanson’s reaction to the unveiling of L’il Sebastian was enough by itself to make “P&R” the second best episode of the week.

1. Justified: Even though Boyd Crowder was largely absent, this week’s “Justified” was one of the best of the season, a mini-caper with a cool twist that also set up Winona for an interesting episode next week, where Raylan will be needed to help cover up her crime. The line of the episode, too, goes to Raylan: “You know where I’m from, asshole? Harlan County. (*punch*) Down here we know the difference between dynamite and road flares.”










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Comments

Oh wow. Completely disagree with you. Justified is my favorite show on TV right now, but that was a weak episode (weakest of the season). Not only was the Winona storyline not interesting, but we have to see more of it next week. Mistake. The Bennetts and Boyd are a million times more interesting. Also, is that woman ever happy? You're banging Raylan Givens on the reg and you hardly ever crack a smile. I wish she'd pull the stick out of her ass.

Posted by: Mel C. at March 21, 2011 4:58 PM

I love Justified and fully agree to its #1 spot. As far as a bad week though...

I don't care if it's a remake of a British show, Shameless is fantastic. This week's episode actually made me tear up and I'm a man, with a penis and everything, so I'm not supposed to admit to that kind of thing.

Please start watching Archer. It's not just a goofy cartoon full of sex jokes. It's also a goofy cartoon full of intelligent humor...and sex jokes, yes.

Posted by: Paultera at March 21, 2011 5:06 PM

30 ROCK was awful this week. Absolutely, completely awful. It was painful to watch. Do you have to like those sorts of reality shows in order to enjoy this episode? I would rather just pretend that this episode didn't exist.

Posted by: Joe G. at March 21, 2011 5:07 PM

I guess I should say that even a weak episode of Justified deserves a top spot on this list. I just think there have been more worthy episodes that didn't get the #1. But I'm happy! No stick up my ass! You gave the top spot to Parenthood during those weeks, and I freaking love that show.

Posted by: Mel C. at March 21, 2011 5:13 PM

Raylan Givens will forever be known to me based on the previous week's classic quote as "the hillbilly whisperer"

Posted by: PaddyDog at March 21, 2011 5:23 PM

I'm still watching "Raising Hope." Burt is one of my favorite characters of the current tv season. And their visit to the lawyer's office was one of the funniest scenes they've done all year.

Posted by: MelBivDevoe at March 21, 2011 5:26 PM

I hate agreeing with Rowles's propaganda but dammit, he's right on Justified.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at March 21, 2011 5:27 PM

Yeah, swap out 30 Rock with Community and you're spot on. Completely and utterly agree on the lack of Tracys Morgan and Jordan helping the show, but the character's wife is so, so much worse in the "So Annoying I'm Literally Going Blind Every Time She Opens Her Mouth" category. Jenna, who I used to love, isn't far behind. And didn't Liz Lemon used to be a real-ish person?

Blerg, indeed, Ms. Fey. Blerg... in... deed...

Posted by: RobP at March 21, 2011 5:30 PM

A propos of nothing, I watched a documentary this weekend on the 1973 coal miner's strike in Harlan County, KY. I was struck by how realistically the show portrays Harlan. There was a scene where the miners' wives confront the town sherriff and it was very similar to the way Givens and Ma Bennett interact: polite, familiar and folksy but with an underlying threat all the same.

Posted by: PaddyDog at March 21, 2011 5:33 PM

Parks and Rec went above and beyond this week and reminded me why I adore the show in the first place... I've re-watched it about four times already (the end when Ben and Leslie hug might have made my heart skip a beat). I don't watch Justified though so I can't argue with its number one slot.

Posted by: beckster at March 21, 2011 5:39 PM

the only show on that list i watch is justified and as much as i like it i agree with mel c. that winona sure is a drag.

yes, yes, yes! start watching archer. you won't regret it.

Posted by: splinter at March 21, 2011 5:39 PM


archer was beter than anything on this list.

Posted by: seamus at March 21, 2011 5:50 PM

Oh god Ron's reaction to lil sebastian was absolutely priceless!

Posted by: camytaru at March 21, 2011 6:01 PM

The old man chase in Justified was pretty damn funny as well... I really enjoy the humor in this show, it balances well with the rest of the rather grim storyline.

Posted by: snapnhiss at March 21, 2011 6:28 PM

Raising Hope is surprisingly good. It's among the funniest shows on tv right now.

Posted by: kayla at March 21, 2011 7:09 PM

Ooh, the pretty! It hurts!

I loved this episode of "Justified" and I was/am very interested in how far Raylan will go for Winona. And the two old guys at the end were a riot.

Posted by: Cindy at March 21, 2011 7:54 PM

Agree that Winona always seems cranky. Does anyone else think that maybe she didn't take just one bill?

Also, I want an episode that gives us some backstory on the sniper marshall. I like him.

Posted by: elizabeth at March 21, 2011 8:45 PM

This is the second time in a week that Pajiba bloggers have given good marks to the reality show parody episode of "30 Rock," which was categorically dreadful this week. I agree with Joe G. and RobP -- switch out "30 Rock" for "Community" and this list makes sense. "Community" had one of its middling episodes and it was still top 5 for the week.

Also, Archer rules.

Posted by: Alex at March 21, 2011 9:08 PM

If Winona just took the one bill, all she has to do is burn all three bills Raylan gave her and it's over. Miscounts happen all the time. Unfortunately, I agree that this particular storyline isn't over, but I also agree that the chase scene is one of the best I've ever seen.

Posted by: Three-nineteen at March 21, 2011 9:11 PM

Whatever, you know Pretty Little Liars deserved to make this list.

What?

Posted by: TWoP_Fan at March 21, 2011 9:17 PM

Yep, still watching Raising Hope. Maw Maw reminds me of my own Grandma. "She's get away with it because she's crazy!"

TWoP_Fan, you are probably not being serious, but.. let me declare my love-hate relationship with Pretty Little Liars. HOW CAN ONE PERSON BE DOING ALL THIS HARASSMENT? I'm only watching because I NEED TO KNOW.

Posted by: An Atlantan at March 21, 2011 9:23 PM

I was totally being serious. I love that show.

I think there are two A's. One that knows about Ali's murder and drops hints and frames them for it and one that bugs them about other secrets, like secret relationships and how they blinded Jenna.

Posted by: TWoP_Fan at March 21, 2011 10:32 PM

I, too, love Raising Hope. I hope they prove themselves wrong when they said "Shows with babies never last longer than one season."

Posted by: Amanda6 at March 21, 2011 11:30 PM

Raising Hope and Justified both still continue to be fantastic, although I agree with the Winona-stick-in-the-ass assessment. All I could think before the bank scene was "what a whiny brat, get over yourself." I thought this was a weaker episode overall, but that could just be because I love me some Boyd Crowder and/or the Bennetts.


Also, just to clarify my earlier Fringe ranty-ness (that's a word, right?), I can understand you not liking what it's become and that's fine. The article itself just made me want to yell at things because the show is already on a very delicate bubble and I want some closure on that damn show. I neeeeed another season!

Posted by: Even Stevens at March 22, 2011 12:26 AM

Raising Hope is one of the only shows on tv right now that makes me laugh out loud, so yes, I'm still watching - especially in a week without new Modern Family or The Middle.

And Paultera is right, you should totally be watching Shameless the season finale is coming up this week, and I'm really going to miss the Gallaghers.

Posted by: faintingviolet at March 22, 2011 10:14 AM

raising hope is a desperately needed pleasure in my week. i can't even normally stomach sitcoms and don't know how i got onto this one(i'm a downloader, so it wasn't channel surfing) but i'm glad I did. it's the endearing warmth of it.

at the other end of the spectrum, I don't know how i got hooked on shameless. it's vile and soulless and makes me feel bad dirty; and i can't stop watching. i'm a rotten monkey and my heart is black.

and 'goddamned hillbilly whisperer' was the best line on television in the last several weeks. i had echoes of mirth for days.

Posted by: idleprimate at March 22, 2011 5:51 PM