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The Super-Sized Weekly Power Rankings: Michael and Holly Edition

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under TV Reviews | Comments (29)



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This week, instead of limiting the Power Rankings to ten shows, I thought I’d include everything I watch, save for “The Daily Show,” Bill Maher, and “Late Night with Jimmy Fallon.”

In rerun: “Raising Hope,” “Parenthood.”

23. Harry’s Law: I suffered through ten episodes, which is nine-and-a-half more than this show deserved. The David Kelley magic is gone. It was still there at the end of “Boston Legal” but it’s left, which doesn’t bode well for “Wonder Woman” next season. I’ve seen all these “Harry’s Law” stories played out a half a dozen times with other characters in other Kelley TV shows, including this week’s episode involving a transgendered man. The speechifying is killing me. I’m sorry, Nate Corddry. I really tried. But I’m done now.

22. Fairly Legal: I made it through the entire first season, and that’s all I’m going to say about “Fairly Legal,” except that I probably won’t watch the second season, no matter how beautiful Sarah Shahi is.

21. Castle: “Castle” came on strong during February, but this episode was fairly lackluster, despite the guest star power (Corbin Bernson, Jane Seymour, and Steve from “Sex and the City.”) A predictable, banal murder mystery.

20. Mad Love I don’t really like this sitcom very much, but I like Taylor Labine, Judy Greer, and Sarah Chalke too much to quit it. Jason Biggs is like a giant blank space. And on this week’s episode, I’m fairly certain his brother was on it, playing the man that Judy Greer’s character was seeing. Believe it or not, there is someone less charismatic than Jason.

19. Survivor: You know, I kind of like the Jesus Kid, Matt, who keeps winning on Redemption Island. I’m going to feel awful when he sweeps the challenges, only to lose the last one and fail to get his redemption. Otherwise, it’s the Boston Rob show. Has anyone notice that the crazy guy has a question mark next to his occupation now: “Former Federal Marshal?”

18. Mr. Sunshine: Not a good show, but very watchable thanks to Matthew Perry, Andrea Enders and, especially, Allison Janney.

17. The Amazing Race: This show does a great job of editing, particularly in its ability to extract some sympathy for teams I can’t stand until their elimination episodes. I didn’t like the deaf guy and his mom (and I felt a little guilty about it). They were consistently whiny. But I did feel bad for the deaf kid during the drinking competition. Still, Flight Time and Big Easy are the team I pull for this season.

16. Breakout Kings: Still not a great show, but Jimmi Simpson makes it very entertaining, and they do a fantastic job each week with the villains, especially the last two, including last night’s alleged child pedophile, Derek Phillips (“FNLs’” Billy Riggins, in what I believe was the first time I’ve ever seen him outside of “Friday Night Lights.”)

15. Chuck: I was so very close to finally giving up on “Chuck,” but they hit me with a muuurder mystery. I’m a sucker for muuurder mysteries. And boom boxes that go BOOM. And there was nothing in this episode about Chuck and Sarah’s relationship. I actually enjoyed a “Chuck” for the first time in months.

14. Traffic Light: Of all the bland couple sitcoms currently airing, this is the one I like the best. There’s a certain amount of gendered humor, but I really like the female cast members on this show. It’s cute, damnit. And there’s a few good turns of phrase in each episode.

13. Fringe: Why can’t I quit you? I tried, damnit. I even wrote about it. But when I woke up on Saturday morning and saw “Fringe” waiting on my DVR, I couldn’t resist. And now I’m hooked again. I hate you, JJ Abrams.

12. Parks and Recreation: Not an amazing episode, but “P&R,” like “Community” and “30 Rock” are allowed weeks off.

11. 30 Rock: Loved the Aaron Sorkin walk-on, and as is often the case with “30 Rock,” the one-liners were better than the sum of its parts.

10. Lights Out: Why don’t they box more, damnit! It’s hard to quibble too much with an episode featuring David Morse, and a nice little twist, but this is why there aren’t any boxing shows on TV: There’s too much space to fill until the big championship.

9. Top Chef: Man, I didn’t like see Antonia go. I cannot stand Mike, which is probably why he’s still there (all things cooking equal). It doesn’t matter, though: The crowning of Richard Blais is a foregone conclusion, as should it be.

8. Archer: I watched it. OK. And I liked it, even if, like a lot of animated shows, it mistakes the creative use of profanity for wit (but don’t we all?). I might have liked it even more had it not been shoved down my throat by a select few readers who have been very smug about it, but it was funny. And I will watch it again. Begrudging thanks.

7. Modern Family: Delightful, as always. Really dug the dinner scenes.

6. How I Met Your Mother: Barney finally meets his father (John Lithgow) and he’s a lame suburban Dad. And he doesn’t even kill people! Plus, the gang finally takes the kid gloves off with Marshall, ending the moratorium no making fun of him after his Dad died.

5. Justified: Wicked! It’s a cable show, so you know bad things can happen, but it’s a basic cable show, so you knew Natalie Zea wouldn’t go to the clink, but that bomb threat scene was seriously tense. And now we know how Boyd is going to get tied into the overall serial arc with the Bennets.

4. The Good Wife: What began as a seemingly slow episode slowly evolved into one nasty little divorce case with huge implications and a bombshell that Blake dropped on Kalinda that will shape the rest of the season. The bombshell was actually hinted at early in season one, but this was the first time it was reintroduced. April is going to be a great month for this show.

3. Community: I really liked what Rob P said about Abed in this week’s “Community,” and the fact that so much can be read into his character speaks volumes about the depth of “Community”:

I do think Abed has a lot of internal pain, but I don’t think it makes him unhappy. He seems to be the best at being able to understand and compartmentalize his issues, work through them on his own, better than the rest of the study group. It’s because he’s an observer, and he when he’s alone, the only person to observe is himself. So, he knows his “character” (re: himself) better than his friends do theirs, and he’s basically okay with who he observes himself being. The problem is, he’s okay with who he observes everyone being. He just accepts that people are who they are, which sounds like a noble sentiment, but is incredibly defeatist and cynical. He doesn’t really think anyone needs to change, even if he understands why they might feel the opposite. But they all need to better themselves to some degree. I think it’s those moments where Abed may realize that he, too, can stand to change, that he reveals the most of his pain. But, even then, it’s vague and shrouded in pop culture.

2. Chicago Code: Brilliant acting, dense plotlines, doses of humor, compelling characters, great music, and the one of the best villains on television. This is the best show on television you’re not watching, and this week, they managed to make us feel sorry for a murdering drug kingpin. Shawn Ryan is goddamn magic. I also encourage you to check out Dave Chen’s massive interview with Shawn Ryan.

1. The Office: I wasn’t sure “The Office” would ever get back into the top five of the Power Rankings, much less the top spot. But this week, the writers recaptured that Jim and Pam magic with Michael and Holly, and the two subplots — the “Dallas” board game, and Jim’s Magic Legumes — were excellent complements to what I thought was a proposal perfectly suited to Michael and Holly. Sweet and goofy as all hell.









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Comments

More like this one please! I know it's understood that Pajiba only talks in certain, specific shows, but it's always nice to get opinions on more - at least to know why they never get acknowledged if nothing else.

Discussing Top Chef with Pajibans... now that'd be something. (P.S. Yes Blaise will win, and yes Mike has a generally annoying persona, but he's an incredibly consistent chef).

Posted by: JohnnyBee at March 28, 2011 2:23 PM

Dude, judging by the Castle comment you have set the bar remarkably low for "guest star power".

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at March 28, 2011 2:24 PM

8. Archer: I watched it. OK. And I liked it, even if, like a lot of animated shows, it mistakes the creative use of profanity for wit (but don’t we all?). I might have liked it even more had it not been shoved down my throat by a select few readers who have been very smug about it, but it was funny. And I will watch it again. Begrudging thanks.

I wanted to like that show. I wanted it so hard. But it just didn't happen for me. It has funny moments, but it's essentially the same as Family Guy: a bunch of funny moments strung together. I just found it so *meh*.

It saddens me. I really, REALLY wanted to like it.

Posted by: Anna von Beav at March 28, 2011 2:26 PM

Ms Shahi is one delicious dish, no doubt, and has some real charisma. I've seen a couple of early ones, but the writing is appallingly bad, not only in terms of basic sentence execution, but in how they face plot choices. It must be near-embarrassing to have to play those characters.

Let's get her and Capt Hammer together with some real writers and create a charisma smorgasbord. Actually, let's propose a Pajiba-written web series, so we can use naughty words and show their butts.

Posted by: Tao at March 28, 2011 2:26 PM

it mistakes the creative use of profanity for wit (but don’t we all?)

Fuckin' A Hell yes.

had it not been shoved down my throat by a select few readers who have been very smug about it

What a bunch of dicks.

Seriously though, I was very excited to see this finally on the list and I'm sorry if I over-hyped it.

Posted by: Paultera at March 28, 2011 2:29 PM

I just discovered Archer on Instant Watch, and I love it. I just do. There's something about H. Jon Benjamin's voice work that kills me with every line.

I thought Parks and Rec was WAY better than Community this week. But that may be because despite my love Community has been grating on my nerves all season.

Marshall with the possum? Probably my favorite scene from any show all week, save for the Michael/Holly proposal.

Posted by: Julie at March 28, 2011 2:40 PM

Thanks for the shout out, Dustin, but I kind of regret letting everyone get a deeper look into my own brain...

That said, I can't wait until Matt loses a Redemption Island duel. But it ain't gonna happen. That kid's gonna be the winner, and Boston Rob's going back to Ambuh a defeated man. Again. Poor bahstuhd.

Posted by: RobP at March 28, 2011 2:41 PM

The Chicago Code got two episodes out of me. I thought the pilot was okay, full of flaws and hammy writing, but also potential. By the cornball "Make My Aim True" prayer with the nun at the end of the second episode, I was through with it. Barf.

Posted by: myjetski at March 28, 2011 2:41 PM

I fought through Fairly Legal all season as well just based on the visual appeal of Sarah Shahi and an interest in the mediation process. The rest of the show was awful. Stupid, unrealistic situations + poorly drawn characters = annoying snoozefest.....and don't getting me started on the relationship between Kate and the a**hole ex-husband. He may have had some star quality on Battlestar but both the actor and his new incarnation should be jettisoned into space.

Posted by: swingdude at March 28, 2011 2:44 PM

I'm really excited to learn that Archer is on Instant!! My brother keeps raving about it and even though I'm not too big on animated shows, he's right about tv shows 99% of the time.

The Office was just...swoon. Loved it.

Posted by: Mel C. at March 28, 2011 2:49 PM

I'm wondering why Lights Out waited so long to bring in David Morse's character.

He's a great actor and his character would have been a great to highlight what may await Lights in the future.

Posted by: John W at March 28, 2011 3:00 PM

Matt on Survivor is the one MrFig knew in High School and then in the Marines. MrFig reports he was all kinds of crazy.

The Office made me cry. It's the most perfect ending for Michael, really. The goodbye episode is going to be epic, because the show really excels when it's dealing with life-changing moments in the lives of the characters. I'll probably cry.

Posted by: figgy at March 28, 2011 3:00 PM

Sometimes I feel like Archer references things that are so obscure and ridiculous they must be making fun of the referential Family Guy-style cartoons.
Come on, a "Bartleby, the Scrivener" reference? That's just insane.

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at March 28, 2011 3:07 PM

Hey figgy,

I'm confused. Mike is the guy they have been calling the Marine. Was Matt a Marine too? His bio leaves that out. Plus he is awfully young and awfully "granola" for a discharged Marine.

Posted by: ed newman at March 28, 2011 3:26 PM

Ok? honestly Archer is the wittiest and yet the dirtiest show on TV

Posted by: Ja Ja Ja at March 28, 2011 3:27 PM

Oh, and Phil has been a "Federal Agent?" since day one.

And, yeah, Matt definitely doesn't seem to be an ex-Marine, but the one they label "Former Marine" (Mike) certainly does. He also seems incredibly egotistical and not-very-bright. Which, yeah, can easily translate into "all kinds of crazy," figgy.

Posted by: RobP at March 28, 2011 3:35 PM

I keep circling toward trying out Archer. this thread might tip me over the edge. (that and so many series are closing up shop for the summer)

Posted by: idleprimate at March 28, 2011 4:01 PM

OK I just caught up on the last 2 episodes of Justified during late night baby feedings and can I say Fuck-to-the-yeah for that show? Seriously. It's just such a great, understated show. I want to make out with Timothy Olyphant so badly after this last episode it's ridiculous. That scene where he walks in on Boyd just calmly sitting in the court room waiting for the trial to start was just magnificent all the way around. Oooh shiver. I love it.

Posted by: JenVegas at March 28, 2011 4:06 PM

I can't speak for The Office (as I've given up on it completely), but 30 Rock had its best episode of the season (that Sorkin cameo may have been the best two minutes of the series for me), and Parks and Rec was sweetly hilarious, though admittedly it took a while to get going.

Posted by: ChristianH at March 28, 2011 4:14 PM

While I wasn't a huge fan of the episode from two weeks ago, I'm happy with what Justified did with that storyline this week. The look on Raylan's face as Winona told her whole story (in full Valley Girl mode) says it all. Hopefully he's realizing she's not all that. I was so pissed at her for putting him in that position.

Posted by: elizabeth at March 28, 2011 4:20 PM

Oh, crap. I meant Mike and not Matt. Sorry!

Posted by: figgy at March 28, 2011 4:45 PM

Really? Parks and Rec and 30 Rock at 11 and 12? Really?

Posted by: camytaru at March 28, 2011 6:40 PM

Can I just say, I am REALLY like Mr. Sunshine. Even more than Community right now as it's lost consistency for me--and especially because Allison Janney is so fucking funny. Love her.

Posted by: grace b at March 28, 2011 7:49 PM

oh, dustin. so glad you are watching fringe again. and thanks for taking our advice and watching archer. i had a feeling you would like it. go back and get caught up. quick! there's another episode this thursday.

Posted by: splinter at March 28, 2011 8:27 PM

No like: Community and Mr. Sunshine (stopped watching both, just kinda lame, like when you chewed gum too long and eventually just spit it out)

Do like: Justified, The Good Wife, Modern Family (all are consistently excellent, three shows I go "awwwww!" when they are over cuz I want more)

Want to watch: Chicago Code (got em downloaded)

The Rest: Meh...

Unmentioned: Supernatural (on hiatus?)

Posted by: TrickyHD at March 28, 2011 9:53 PM

...but it's essentially the same as Family Guy: a bunch of funny moments strung together.

So Anna von Beav, which show have you never actually seen, Family Guy or Archer?

Dustin, while you are soaking up the H Jon Benjamin, check out Bob's Burgers: H Jon, Eugene Mirman and Kristen Schaal

Posted by: LwoodPDowd at March 28, 2011 11:58 PM

I have to disagree with you on the Parks and Rec ep being so low. I thought it was a great episode and I laughed out loud several times, which rarely happens with me. Skymall, and the cats, and the creepy Inn and Leslie trying to climb out of the window over the door while Ron kept her in... I loved every minute of it.

Posted by: Even Stevens at March 29, 2011 12:53 AM

I wasn't very into The Chicago Code initially, but goddamn, I'm really starting to love it. That means it's definitely going to get canceled now isn't it?

I thought they were going to leave Robert Knepper's appearance on Breakout Kings until later in the season. They pretty much peaked with the third episode thanks to him. I'd rather see Jimmi Simpson find work elsewhere, but I think I might be too weak-willed to quit. Or lazy.

Posted by: Uda at March 29, 2011 5:47 AM

Dustin, please, please, stop putting who gets kicked off Top Chef on here. I can't watch it until it comes on Hulu, and everytime, you put it on here, I'm all "Doh!" and then I don't even wanna watch the episode. =(

Posted by: jamiepants at March 29, 2011 10:08 AM