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The Pajiba Power Rankings, Fat Neil Edition

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under TV Reviews | Comments (26)



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10. Harry’s Law: Don’t watch this show. Really. It’s not very good, but I’m a sucker for Steve Harris and his tough-on-the-exterior, soft-in-the-middle shtick. It kills me, and while “Harry’s Law” isn’t a good program, this week’s episode at least was vintage David E. Kelley, right down to the tinkly music while a character walks down the street. And it was better than the MMA crossover bullshit in “Lights Out” this week and a subpar episode of “Fringe” with the worst revelation.

9. Top Chef: You know who I love? Fabio. He’s not the best chef on the show, but he’s the most charming and the most entertaining, which is probably why he hasn’t been eliminated yet. Tre went down this week not because he was the worst chef remaining, but because he’s the least charismatic. But Antonia and her mussels in wine? That won? Pimento Christ, that was ridiculous.

8. Cougar Town: Wondering why “Cougar Town” aired its Valentine’s Day episode a week early? Because that was the last “Cougar Town” for a few months, as Matthew Perry’s new sitcom debuts this week in that slot. Ellie going off on the folks who still have their Christmas decorations up highlighted this week’s ep: “”Take down your tacky lights or die! Thank you. That is all.” Dr. Cox still lives in some form.

7. Parenthood: I know that many aren’t huge fans of Haddie, but I sincerely like what’s going on with this plotline. Haddie is standing her ground, appropriately, and Kristina is crumbling. Just swallow your pride, lady, let Haddie date Alex, and if it goes pear-shaped, then Haddie learns from her mistake, instead of running away, moving in with Alex, and getting knocked up before she’s 17. There are a lot of ways this scenario could work out and they all seem to work out best if Haddie is at home. Meanwhile, Adam got high, and that was spectacular.

6. Chuck: The end of another chapter of “Chuck,” this one saving Sarah and Chuck’s mom from Volkoff, culminating in the birth of Ellie’s baby to the smooth tunes of Jeffster’s “Push It,” one of their best performances to date. Plus, a quiet, private, almost perfect proposal between Chuck and Sarah. I will miss Timothy Dalton, though. Strangely, unlike most arcs in “Chuck,” this one didn’t tease the next.

5. Parks and Recreation: Not nearly the episode that last week’s was, but the history of the town slogans alone merits a top five inclusion, even if the Twilight plot wore itself out halfway through the episode. “Pawnee: First in friendliness, fourth in obesity.”

4. The Good Wife: “The Good Wife” has become the most consistently good network drama on television (not counting the number one show here), as this show continues to brilliantly merge the relationship subplots with the legal cases, the firm politics, and the district attorney’s campaign brilliantly. I don’t know where this show goes after the election, and after the firm figures itself out, but it’s fun to watch. Plus, Matt Czuchry is really coming into his own, so much so that I’m almost ready to forgive him for Max Tucker.

2. Community: I liked the “30 Rock” episode better, but I’m putting it even with “30 Rock” this week because people who understand D&D thought it was a classic episode. I don’t understand D&D, and if the game is anything like what was depicted in this episode, I may never understand D&D. But I did love the voiceover (“And as they described themselves walking, Abed confirmed they walked.”) and Jeff’s voice of reason (“If that’s sarcasm, I can’t tell because everything in this game is silly.”)

2. 30 Rock: An insanely quotable episode, and I love that the writers are taking Liz and Jack’s relationship through all the formal stages — dating, marriage, pregnancy — without technically going through the formal stages.

1. Friday Night Lights: The penultimate episode of the series aired on DirectTV this week. I won’t ruin it for those of you watching it this summer, except to say that, when “Devil’s Town” plays on “Friday Night Lights” prepare to have your heart ripped out, stomped on, and kicked into the sewer. There’s no conceivable completely happy ending for “FNL,” and that’s the way it’s been for five glorious seasons. I’m going to miss the hell out of this show.









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Comments

Loved this week's episode of Chuck, but I wonder if the neatly wrapped-up storylines had anything to with the show not initially having as many episodes as it does? *shrugs* Whatever, it worked. But Dalton will be missed, he should be a villain in everything. In fact, he should be a villain in one of the new Bond movies, just to blow people's minds.

And weirdly enough Sarah Lancaster (Ellie) got married and announced her pregnancy after the episode. On a completely unrelated note, do y'all remember the piece Dustin did on the hot women in Hollywood and the regular Joes they hook up with?

Posted by: Kayanne at February 7, 2011 2:26 PM

I really, really love Sarah and Chuck together. I find Chuck annoying and whiney, and I just want to be Sarah (she's hot and kicks ass) but them together just makes me get kind of weepy. So I'm glad the writers did a private proposal for them as opposed to a giant crazy plan.

Also, I started watching Modern Family because of you guys (just kidding, it was because of Sofia Vergara's awesome rack) and I like it!

Posted by: denesteak at February 7, 2011 2:32 PM

I actually think that Community episode explained D&D better than any of my friends could have.

Posted by: SugarSweet at February 7, 2011 2:36 PM

Modern Family is the tits. Both of Sofia Vergara and otherwise.

Posted by: schmerpes at February 7, 2011 2:40 PM

Antonia won, not Antoinette.

And it was Mike who should have gone home, though Tre stupidly tried to gild the lily with his risotto and it backfired on him.

Posted by: Wednesday at February 7, 2011 2:42 PM

I am so not ready for FNL to end. I can just tell it's going to wreck me.

Posted by: jM at February 7, 2011 2:47 PM

Already cried once today, could probably conjure up some more thinking about the FNL finale.

Oh lord....

Posted by: grace b at February 7, 2011 2:48 PM

I wish Leslie Knope could get the flu every week.

Posted by: Julie at February 7, 2011 2:51 PM

I can't get enough of Adam Scott's reactions to everything that happens.

Posted by: Figgy at February 7, 2011 2:52 PM

I'm with Figgy. I find him enchanting.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at February 7, 2011 2:56 PM

I had already teared up a few times during FNL, but when "Devil Town" started up I turned to the fiance with a pleading look that said "they aren't going to play the song too??!!" It was at that point I lost it. I'm not emotionally ready to watch the finale this week. I'm probably going to keep it on the dvr for a few days until I'm fully prepared.

Posted by: Austin at February 7, 2011 2:58 PM

So I'm glad the writers did a private proposal for them as opposed to a giant crazy plan.

Agreed, denesteak. I think it has to do with the fact that we've been privy to every single moment this couple has had thus far. Even though it's a fake couple, the separation of the audience getting to see the proposal and a moment that they got to share made it more touching (y/n?).

Posted by: Kayanne at February 7, 2011 3:02 PM

I'm not so sure I agree that Christina should give in. Monica Potter is really doing some strong work with this storyline. I love Alex too, but I think Christina's reservations are valid, and I also think Haddie is willing to risk way too much for someone she barely knows. Then again, I wasn't a very rebellious teenager, so I can't really relate to saying ridiculously spiteful and mean things to my parents. And as always, Amber was the voice of reason.

Adam getting high was epic.

Posted by: Melissa at February 7, 2011 3:18 PM

p.s. re: Adam getting high. How do you grow up and live in Berkeley, CA and not know what it means when someone offers you an "edible." For real, Adam. That being said, Krause's acting was comedy gold.

Posted by: coveredinbees at February 7, 2011 3:22 PM

At least Adam is smart enough to realize they made a mistake with Haddie - forbidding a girl to see a boy never works. Kristina needs to pull that stick out of her ass more than once a week; maybe Adam should bake her some special brownies.

Also loved the scene at the end where Zeek (really, NBC?) gave his son some understanding and props for a job well done raising Max.

Posted by: Cindy at February 7, 2011 3:50 PM

Maybe it's my age but where in hell did Adam and Kristina learn their parenting skills. You know what would happen to my ass if I took myself off to Granny's house because I didn't like my mother's rules when I was 16? Let's just say, it wouldn't be my mother then packing me some clothes so I'd be more comfortable. It might somewhat resemble several passages from The Third Circle.

I also need to know who is doing the hair for that show? Both teenage girls look like they are in their sixties and working at a laundromat in Tallaght. Short, tight perms? On teenagers? In 2011?

Posted by: PaddyDog at February 7, 2011 3:55 PM

I totally agree with FNL being number one. Seeing a woman delivering a verbal gutpunch with just two words the way Tammy did was incredible television. I have tried EVERYTHING to get my gf to watch this but she thinks the show is just about football. Oh well, her loss. I will be a wreck Wednesday night.....sigh.

Posted by: TheBlackMenace at February 7, 2011 4:00 PM

I hate Haddie's hair too, but I doubt it's a perm. Probably natural curl that looks busted that short. I made some pretty heinous hairstyle choices at that age too, so it's somewhat realistic, but still hard to look at.

And I agree with PaddyDog. Adam and Christina are being way nicer than my mom would have been. My arm throbs just thinking about how hard she would have grabbed me and yanked me back home.

Posted by: elizabeth at February 7, 2011 4:09 PM

elizabeth:
It could be natural curl, but she straightened it for her date so she must think it looks better straight. I suspect the show stylist however, because it's not just her hair: Amber's was horrific last week and Bonnie Bedelia's hair looks like what gathers in the corner of my living room when my dogs are shedding. I breathed a sigh of relief when Zeek finally cut his hair this season because I wasn't sure I could look at it a moment longer. And don't get me started on Crosby.

Posted by: PaddyDog at February 7, 2011 4:33 PM

That's why I like it when Crosby rocks a hat.

Posted by: coveredinbees at February 7, 2011 4:37 PM

I'm surprised you ranked 30 Rock so high. I've been feeling so let down by it lately, even more than The Office. It's not that it's bad, but it isn't what it was by a longshot.

Posted by: Lucas at February 7, 2011 6:11 PM

i agree with all other posters that the FNL finale is going to kill me dead. i am so not emotionally prepared for the taylors to be out of my life. and if they already whipped out 'devil town' this week what in the world is going to happen next week? my practice of dignified weeping during some FNL episodes will be turning into some heavy, body-shaking sobs for certain

Posted by: the chaplain at February 7, 2011 6:37 PM

Cougar Town, Please hop off Scrubs' Cox(*ck)

Posted by: HelianthusAnnuus at February 7, 2011 7:56 PM

My roommate and I have been saying "que sorpresa" to each other all week, complete with a Carmen Chao eyebrow raise. Loved that episode.

Posted by: Sassafrass Green at February 8, 2011 8:52 AM

If you think Tre isn't charismatic then you are crazzzzy.

Posted by: Megan at February 8, 2011 8:59 PM

That game in Community was nothing like D&D, it was like Changeling: The Dreaming, maybe but not D&D. It still was hecka funny but it seemed like more of a LotR spoof to me than anything.

Posted by: Darth Darko at February 9, 2011 8:16 AM