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The Many Loves of Ted Mosby: Let's Pour Some Out for the Not-Your-Mothers

By Courtney Enlow | TV Reviews | May 14, 2013 | Comments ()


Farewell, Robin Scherbatsky. You had him at "badass blue French horn" and will remain Aunt Robin forever.

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Goodbye, Natalie, you with your long flowing locks and epic Krav Maga skills.

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Via con dios, Slutty Pumpkin. I liked you better before you grew up to be Katie Holmes.

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Adios, Trudy. Seriously, what was with the pineapple?

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And you, Mary the Paralegal. You were not a prostitute.

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Ah, Victoria. We loved you. And then they ruined you in ways not thought possible since the Martha Jones days of RTD-era Who. But we'll always remember you frosting cakes to "Spit on a Stranger."

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Cathy, you precious pile of Lindsay Price-ness. You talked too much, and we loved every second of it.

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Blah Blah, you were wonderful. Then you were on "Burning Love" and now "Rectify" meaning you're extra wonderful. Your place on the Vicky Mendoza Line of the Hot/Crazy Scale solidified you as a hero for years to come. A terrifying, WoW-dominating hero.

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Ah, Karen. The only character douchier than Ted. For that, you are most impressive.

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Stella, I did not mind you as much as other people minded you. I actually liked you. You worked better with Jason Jones than you did with Ted. And your take on Star Wars was kind of delightful.

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Zoey. Whatever. Bye bitch.

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Oh, Cindy. You adorable Summer Robertsy lesbian. I think I'll miss you most and hope we see you in season 9.

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Carrie Underwood. You weren't very good. Acting is not your thing. It's not for everyone. Teeth whiteyness. That's your thing.

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Judy Greer! You're the best person! Too bad you were probably in the worst episode of the whole series. Tragic.

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Jen! You and Teddy Westside were kind of perfectly imperfect for each other. I hope you found someone who could appreciate your cats. Especially Tabbygail Adams, the jester of the group.

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And, finally, Mandy Moore. You got Ted a butterfly tramp stamp. Never forget.



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