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"The Firm" Review: I Ran, I Ran (Not) So Far Away

By Sarah Carlson | Posted Under TV Reviews | Comments (14)



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The most interesting detail about “The Firm” comes from examining the differences between The Firm and “The Firm.” Respectively, that’s the new NBC drama based on the 1993 Sydney Pollack film based on the 1991 novel by John Grisham. Because for the film, starring Tom Cruise, the motives of the protagonist, attorney Mitch McDeere, were changed, as well as the ending. Those changes mark the difference between what could have been a compelling manhunt drama into one that is one part courtroom procedural, one part family blahness and only a dose of intriguing lawyery evilness.

Bear with me: In the film, instead of fleeing with his wife, Abby, to the Caribbean with $10 million he swindled from his mob-controlled Memphis law firm, as well as $1 million from the FBI, with which he collaborated to bring the firm down, Mitch and Abby head back to Boston in their beat-up car, hoping to start over again. In the novel, Mitch takes what he can get, knowing he won’t practice law again. In the movie, he’s given more “integrity,” keeping his nose clean and taking nothing with the hope of still practicing law. Creators Grisham and Lukas Reiter have kept those movie motives and ending for TV, moving the drama up 10 years and expecting viewers to be OK with Josh Lucas subbing for Cruise. And that integrity? It’s really stupidity. Added flashbacks detail how the Moroltos, the mob family that used the firm as a front, put a hit out on Mitch and ended up killing a U.S. Marshal. Mitch, however, refuses to go into the Federal Witness Protection program — that is, until he learns Abby is pregnant. In they go, but out they come again 10 years later on the knowledge that Joey Morolto, head of the family, died in prison, where Mitch put him. Mitch ignores the pleas from a Marshal telling him to go back into hiding because 25-year-old Joey Morolto Jr. just took Dad’s place in charge. He refuses again, not believing Junior will take revenge (has he not seen The Godfather?) and wanting to live in the open and run his own firm in the most innocuous place he can find, Washington, D.C.

But as “The Firm’s” pilot opens, Mitch again is running for his life, this time dodging tourists at the Lincoln Memorial and calling Abby from a pay phone to tell her “it’s happening again.” We’re then taken back six weeks, which is still 10 years after the Memphis events, to see just how Mitch ended up in this mess. Not to mention wonder how he could have forgotten this:

That’s you, Mitch, albeit with more charisma and stunt abilities. And the notion that you’d so easily end up in that situation again is what viewers are expected to swallow.

Lucas is surprisingly dull as the lead, having shown more personality in the likes of Sweet Home Alabama than he does here. Likewise, as Abby, Molly Parker is sweet enough but lacks the spark she maintained during her “Deadwood” days, cinched into a corset and sipping laudanum. They’re a happy couple with a 10-year-old daughter, Claire (Natasha Calis), who seems the most altered from the family’s time in hiding. She longs for a permanent home and group of friends, and her doe-eyed pleas for normality are what inspire Mitch and Abby to settle down in the District. Mitch is struggling to keep his one-man firm afloat, barely affording his office space, assistant, Tammy (Juliette Lewis), and private detective, his brother Ray (Callum Keith Rennie). Lewis channels Erin Brockovich, sporting black bras under see-through shirts, while Rennie plays a softer yet still formerly incarcerated version of his former Cylon self. As a couple, they’re far more interesting than the McDeeres. As actors, all four adults aren’t playing to their strengths.

Mitch’s good nature keeps him from turning down defense clients who can’t pay, and much of the pilot is devoted to one schoolyard stabbing case that may be a red herring to him, or to the viewers, or to both. It distracts him from another murder case, involving a young woman accused of killing an elderly one. He’s also focused on receiving a settlement for a case involving a client’s faulty heart stent, one he’s sure will bring a big paycheck to the firm, but the makers of said stent decide to go to trial. Mitch’s ramshackle team can’t handle such a huge tort case, so thank goodness a friend of his has been courting him to join a bigger firm, led by Alex Cross (Tricia Helfer, also missing her Cylon cool). Mitch makes an association deal with Alex, in which he can use the firm’s resources for his cases, but she gets oversight and compensation. He assumes the firm wants a piece of his heart stint tort case, but he’s wrong. In a secret meeting with other partners, Alex discusses the for-now overlooked murder case of the elderly woman and how they need complete control over it. This is the case that somehow sends Mitch running for his life six weeks later and, after calling Abby, meeting a witness in a hotel room. The chasers catch up to him, though, and that witness leaps to his death as Mitch faces who knows what. It could be he’s being chased in relation to the case, or perhaps it’s the mob after him as well. Junior indeed is in the game — we see him in Chicago examining photos of Mitch around D.C. as another mob man discusses him needing to avenge his father.

And we’re back to where we started 10 years ago. Touring the new firm this time around, Mitch and Abby aren’t taken in by the swanky office and promise of riches as they were in Memphis. Yet they still gamble everything at the chance for bigger cases, more money and more recognition. (Mitch grumbles more than once about how he graduated the top of his class at Harvard Law and should be doing better than he is. Freaking get over it already.) “The Firm” is OK enough, but its biggest problem is asking viewers to care for characters who haven’t evolved in the 10 years since their last life-altering drama went down. They make the same careless and naive mistakes, now with a 10-year-old in danger as well. The show seems equally unsure of what it wants to be and where it should go. By following additional cases Mitch handles, it’s nothing more than one more damn lawyer show. By repeating the plot of an evil firm, it’s The Firm: Part 2. What it certainly isn’t is what it should be: a drama about the McDeeres, discovered by the mob operating, say, a seafood restaurant in the Caribbean, now on the run. Too bad both Mitch and “The Firm” lack that sort of gumption. Because if the mob is after you and you don’t change your identity Andy Dufresne-style, steal money and hit the road, then you deserve what’s coming to you.

Sarah Carlson has a front-row seat to the decline of the newspaper industry and lives in Alabama. She can’t remember when she watched the film version of “The Firm” — years ago on TV — but it still is more memorable than this. She suggests the casting of Wilford Brimley.









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Comments

First time I ever fell asleep in a movie theater:

The Firm

Second time I fell asleep in a movie theater:

The Pelican Brief

****

If I recall correctly, The Firm also featured one of the most irritating and repetitive scores I have ever heard in my entire life.

Posted by: lubeg at January 10, 2012 12:48 PM

My love of Tricia Helfer makes me want to watch this.

My distaste for stupid TV makes me want it canceled quickly so she can move on to something better.

My complete inability to remember when ANY TV show is on makes it all irrelevant.

Posted by: Gabs at January 10, 2012 1:16 PM

Back in the day I wrote about how terrible The Firm was in my General Studies A level exam. Such a strange qualification - comparisons of TV/film adaptations of novels alongside questions about south east asian traditional costume.

Posted by: TS at January 10, 2012 1:19 PM

I found it distracting that the lawyers and judge kept using the phrase "let me be clear" during their lawyerly monologues. The writing seems kind of lazy and bad. That's all that stood out to me in the pilot.

Posted by: Squirt at January 10, 2012 1:35 PM

Ahem. That would be "cinched" and "stent," respectively. No wonder the newspaper business declined...

Posted by: brm at January 10, 2012 1:43 PM

What's a pay phone?

Posted by: Rum Cove at January 10, 2012 2:17 PM

Thanks, brm! I should have entered your profession, which looks to be insurance. -- SC

Posted by: Sarah Carlson at January 10, 2012 2:32 PM

My question is what happened to that hot little number that McDeere married? I want to see that chic that took it in the seat from Michael Douglas in “Basic Instinct.” But the broad he's got now, mamma mia!. Hey, I'm no Billy Dee Williams, but I do okay with ladies.

Posted by: Pookie at January 10, 2012 2:49 PM

This review does an admirable job of digging through three separate versions of the same plot and coming up with a relatively coherent storyline that has the possibility of being a mediocre Thursday-night diversion.

Consider this a public service announcement: the pilot of this show is to mediocrity as Rick Santorum is to Einstein. I have surely seen worse TV, but the last thing I remember being this painful to sit through was an episode of I Love New York 2 (yes, the entirety of the first season of I Love New York, the dating show in which men compete for the love of a woman who is known only for being rejected twice by Flavor Flav, was better than this pilot). The Firm is half predictable procedural, half predictable thriller, and all insufferably smug.

The high point of the episode is the opener, which features Josh Lucas running through a heavily green-screened DC backdrop while some guys in suits chase him until he jumps into the back of a random pickup truck and speeds away. That's it. That's the whole high point.

From there, the show hits every teeth-grinding legal drama cliche you can imagine. In the course of the pilot Mitch: gives several speeches about how he got into the law to do good (or as he prefers to phrase it, "to write the law!"), receives a tearful hug from the daughter of the poor sick old lady he's suing the big heartless corporation for, reluctantly sells his soul to the clearly evil law firm, is the recipient of several effusive speeches from the judge about how great a lawyer and person Mitch is, and angers then blackmails then wins the friendship of the father of the kid his client killed. (Don't ask -- apparently it's totally cool for defense lawyers to secretly tape conversations in which the victim's father tries to hire someone to murder your teenage client, to not report the fact that he is trying to pay someone to murder your client, and then to go mastermind a secret deal with the D.A. in which the guy trying to hire someone to murder your client is not prosecuted because the D.A. will use the tape to blackmail him into hopefully not murdering your client in the future. Definitely no ethical issues there.)

And then there's the whole mob thing. Which begins with the flashback to how the family got into the witness protection program:

Mitch: I'm not going to hide! No witness protection! *storms out of FBI office*
Wife, three steps into the hallway: I'm pregnant.
Mitch: *touches wife's face, turns around and walks back into FBI office*

I think Josh Lucas might have been trying to emote while touching the wife's face, but his facial expression never really got past "gassy". And then we return to present time, where the same guy who was so overcome with protective instincts for his unborn child that he reversed his life's course is unwilling to even listen to the FBI agent who tells him the mob boss' son is back and gunning for him and his family. Nor does he seem all that concerned about the guy who sits outside Mitch's house in a black car watching his family. But maybe you're right, Mitch. I'm sure that no one will kidnap your wife and/or daughter at any point in the first season. That's would definitely be a shocking twist.

tl;dr. I blame my roommate for making me sit through the pilot, and everyone involved in the show (except Juliette Lewis, who clearly understands how bad the show is and is having fun) for inflicting it on the world.

(Final note: the pilot tries to make a big dramatic moment out of someone stamping a document "privileged". Word to the wise, writers: lawyers mark basically every document we ever breathe on as privileged, except we generally use computers to do so because who the hell STAMPS THINGS ANYMORE. Maybe next episode you could shoot for the much more compelling dramatic scene in which someone forgets to check their BlackBerry for two hours. Duh duh DUH!)

Posted by: Artemis at January 10, 2012 5:11 PM

And NBC (kinda?) shit-canned Community for this. Win?

Posted by: ceej at January 10, 2012 7:37 PM

Just googled pics of Molly Parker.

"The Firm", my ass. More like "The Flat".

Posted by: L.O.V.E. at January 10, 2012 8:06 PM

Now that we've banned "meh" I'm left with nothing.
Oh, except despair and disbelief. Is this truly what studios are wasting their money on? You know, as opposed to something with a chance of being even marginally watchable?

Posted by: cinekat at January 11, 2012 4:18 AM

What happened to Josh Lucas's career? I mean, the last I saw him he was playing the lackluster back-up romantic lead in that Heigl/Duhamel atrocity where they raise their dead friends' daughter (and of course find true love). I mean, how bad does it have to be to play second fiddle to Josh Duhamel?* And now this?

Also, Juliet Lewis is way too good for this, but she's way too good for just about everything she's ever done. And throughout, she always appears to be having a blast. I love her.

*Yes, I saw that terible movie but only because it was filmed down the street from where I live. I swear.

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