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Stick a Baby in My Belly

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under TV Reviews | Comments (22)



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Last night’s season finale of “How I Met Your Mother” was a nice, fairly low-key send-off to end the season. There were no weddings (or non-weddings), babies (not yet anyway), or big character changes, but incremental progress toward that elusive mid-30s maturity was made. More importantly, last night’s finale didn’t focus on Ted or bring up the woman with the yellow umbrella or even delve at all into the series’ long arc. It’s really gotten to the point where most of us just don’t care who the Mother is, and unless that revelation is made, the less said about her the better (and Ted’s poor kids, who have to be wondering when their Dad will finally get to the point already).

It was also an episode with a few nice moments. The major plotline revolved around Marshall and Lily, who had decided a couple of episodes back that they wouldn’t try to conceive until they spotted the fifth doppelgänger, a pretty nifty season-long running gag where each of the characters has his or her own doppelgänger running around New York City (I like lesbian Robin the best). The missing one was Barney’s, who Marshall and Lily eventually found driving a taxi cab, hastening their decision to conceive, as Lily reasoned that it was fate driving them toward parenthood. Marshall soon discovered, however, that the doppelgänger was not a doppelgänger, but Barney himself, using the cab driver cover in an attempt to sleep with a woman from every country in the world. Marshall withholds that information because he wants to have a child, but Lily finds out, amusing sitcom contrivance, etc. etc., Barney then purposely attempts to become his own doppelgänger in order to push Lily toward conception (showing some maturity there), but Lily doesn’t buy it. She’s waiting for a sign.

Four months later, Lily finally does spot Barney’s doppelgänger — a hot dog vendor who looks nothing like Barney, which is when we realize that Lily wants Marshall to stick a baby in her belly. “Ultimately, we only see what we want to see when we’re ready to see it.”

A sweet moment, in the best kind of silly Marshall and Lily way.

Meanwhile, the other subplot revolved around Robin, who was offered an anchor gig in Chicago, and after weighing whether or not to take it, decided against her career and in favor of her romantic relationship with Anchor Tool. She declined the job, but then Anchor Tool took the gig, forcing Robin to have to move back into Ted’s place, where they nearly shared a drunken kiss. And what prevented Ted and Robin from kissing? Ted’s silly Ellen Degeneres blond hair, which ended up being a nice gag.

“And that’s the story of how dying my hair blond kept us from doing something we’d regret that night.”

There was nothing momentous in last night’s episode, although I suppose it does set up next season, which will probably focus first on the conception and then spend much of the year on Lily’s pregnancy before arriving at the finale, where Lily — no doubt — will finally have that baby. Ideally, Ted will also find his future wife, Barney will complete his conquest of a woman in every country and return to Robin, and next year will be the final season of “HIMYM.” It seems like a good stopping point. At this point, there is nothing left to do with Ted, except have him be a bystander in his own show until the writers finally begin to steer him toward the home stretch. The people around him can evolve and mature, but there’s simply nothing left for Ted. That’s a huge part of the reason that his character doesn’t seem to work that well anymore. He’s static, while everyone else around him passes him by.

One more season, CBS. Do it for Ted so that we can like him again before it’s too late.









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Comments

Is it possible that something terrible happens to Marshall and/or Lilly and the kids are Marshall and Lilly's? It sounds a little morbid, but it would be a somewhat enjoyable payoff I suppose.

Posted by: Dangerous Dave at May 25, 2010 9:11 AM

This show exists to show how talented NPH is. He was actually juggling swords last night. And it was just for a cheap gag!
(And can someone address Lily's boobs? Is it the post-pregnancy thing? They were great last night.)

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at May 25, 2010 9:24 AM

I was thinking about that last night. Ted's character being static. When, speaking to Robin, he listed all the ways that his friends had evolved in the past five years. But, not him. The only thing that has really changed was his job. The supporting case is really the driving force in the show. Just find the lady already so we can watch you date her for awhile.
Also, I love the Wedding Bride episode from last week, course I love anything with Judy Greer.

Posted by: Nimue at May 25, 2010 9:27 AM

Really? I don't get all the dislike for Ted's character. The others have become caricatures of themselves and the story gets a little disjointed because of it (apart from Barney, NPH has nailed his character since the pilot). Frankly I think the main issue with this season has been the writers. They're forced to stretch the show out a little longer and can't think of anything good to write about so we get a whole 24 episodes that have nothing to do with the main plot of the show. Season 4 ended off well with Stella breaking Ted's heart. They had a lot of potential to play around with that. I'd rather be left wanting more than left with a bad taste in my mouth, and right now, I'm starting to lose my appetite.

Posted by: kabzsaba at May 25, 2010 9:28 AM

@Optimus - I noticed that too. I was wondering if she is pregnant in real life.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at May 25, 2010 10:07 AM

Optimus -- I'm so with you on the NPH front. I'd totally do cabbie Barney or street performer Barney or, for that matter, old age Barney from a while ago.

As for Lily's boobs, I bet that part of it is the "still nursing" thing, and part of it is a major push-up bra. But yes, they really were spectacular.

Posted by: esme at May 25, 2010 11:09 AM

I think that they just need to introduce the mother and then we can still have the show and it will show them dating and getting to know eachtoher. It has gone on waaaaaaaaay too long like this. Having said that, I do love the show and even on episodes that are only so so there are still at least a few really good laughs.

Posted by: Alli at May 25, 2010 2:15 PM

Waiting for a sign to have a baby?! You mean finally feeling like you've slept enough in your life, or you have just too darn much disposable income, or that there are too many hours to fill in a day? Waiting for a good time to have a baby is like waiting for a good time to quit smoking. Good luck with that.

I stopped watching this show after the first few episodes of this season. Still don't miss it.

Posted by: katy at May 25, 2010 2:30 PM

It's okay to have sex with your doppleganger. Same sex copulation with an exact duplicate of yourself can be a fun and rewarding experience for the both of you. Be forewarned, you must kill the doppleganger before it decides to murder you and take your place.

Posted by: superasente at May 25, 2010 4:48 PM

I'm with katy, although I think I gave up on it a bit earlier than she did. The first episode that I ever saw was 'Slap Bet'--I'm not made of stone. Now, though? Now? This show turned into a cutesy-poo authorial circle jerk twee smirk slough of perpetual annoyingness. Always with the trying too hard to get a phrase adopted in the vernacular (and 'streets ahead' got there on the first outing). And the character types:

whiny loser with all of the charm of ass rabies whining about how no one wants his ass rabies.

charming though sometimes abrasive skank-hound with a hidden heart. Probably smells like a paper mill.

the couple who can't be separated not even for one second ever. aw, they're so in wuv that they're completely oblivious to the fact that they're unpleasant and boring and not invited. accusations including the word 'haterade' often follow. Ooh, we need more couples friends. I need a crossbow.

the diversion or 'the one' in red herring's clothing.

If you need some dumbass sign to tell you when to fucking have a baby, don't have it! Fuck, that's so precious, it makes me want to dry heave marzipan. Look, you're in a porno theatre-there's your sign! Fuck me running, I'd rather accidentally find myself up the spout because I got loved up in the back of a '79 Sting Ray by some crestfallen rough trade reject named Honest Johnson, because that, THAT is the fucking anodyne crap that makes people love Cameron Crowe. Yeah, so what if I hate him? Go find him, then. Go find Cameron Crowe and say, 'Gee mister, some girl I've never seen in Ontario said some...' you wait and see how long it takes that bear to chew through your femoral artery. I don't want to laugh again about your story about how Mr. asked
. to marry him in a tea shop called 'Everything's Lavender'. I understand the double meaning, I just made it up! You rememember, I'm going to go somewhere and be alive.


and back to the show: get your kids tested for idiocy. they shouldn't wait this long. once a show gets too clever, I have the bring the business, and business is booming.

migrane out
peace in the south-western O-dot.

Posted by: Jo 'Mama' Besser at May 25, 2010 5:32 PM

I don't get why we can't just meet the mother already. I (and everyone else I know who watches the show) love the whole cast and like Ted the least. Therefore, it would not hurt the shows rating to finally introduce the mother. I am more than happy to just watch these late 20 early 30 somethings lead their NY lives. I don't need the wife hook any more.

Posted by: Morgan LaFai at May 26, 2010 1:03 AM

I have a quick question, sort of a poll really:

What would you rather have -

a) A couple, like Marshall and Lily, who wait until they feel they are ready before having children, even if they are waiting for a ridiculous "sign" from fate or a deity or what have you, or....

b) A couple of yahoos, like any reality show multiple birth family or pretty much anyone on Maury, who either bans for baby EVERY SINGLE TIME, or thinks that parenthood is some sort of competition, kids be damned?

Me? I would rather people wait. Hell they may never have kids. But at least, during that time of tweeness, they are considering what kind of parents they would be, and how to support a kid, and not wasting time, money, and energy bringing in a kid they don't really want. Others, they just hump away, consequences be damned. They act like they are breeding in a vacuum, but every crotchfruit they bear puts more strain on an already stretched out system.

So yeah, it may be annoying, but I would rather have a million Lilys* holding back on the world (the crazy clogged up world) that even one of those Henry Ford parents.


*Any resemblance to a private desire for a million Alyson Hannigans is purely coincidental.

Posted by: Vermillion at May 26, 2010 7:41 AM

For Vermillion, I don't think age really dictates what kind of parent you are going to be. Its much more connected to what type of parents you were raised by.

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Posted by: Ailene Bresett at October 17, 2010 2:13 PM

Im not totally sure how I feel about this. I could easily go either way but mostly I feel blurred. I think let it simmer.

Posted by: Israel Sahu at October 24, 2010 6:12 PM

True enough. Those guys are simply dragging the plot so much so that it's thinning. By the 4th season, I was obsessed. By the 5th season, my interest was waning. What remains of Ted is this pitiful, single guy who bounces to and from one relationship to another.
NPH, on the other hand, has eternalized his character: Barney Stintson. I'm so in love with him.
Marshall and Lily are intolerable as a couple.

In the end, I've had a huge crush on Robin Scerbatzky for the longest time. Man, is she beautiful!

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