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It's Funny Cause He's Black!


"The Cleveland Show" / Dustin Rowles

TV Reviews | September 30, 2009 | Comments (40)


Awesome show, brah! If you’ve felt that a lot of this season’s new shows, like “Modern Family,” have been neglecting you with all their nuance and well-thought out comedy, then “The Cleveland Show” is for you, folks! No reading in between the lines, here. You don’t have to work hard to understand the humor, either. You want to be challenged? Watch cable, motherfuckers. But if you want to laugh your ass off at cheap, lazy lowbrow humor, you’ve got to check out “The Cleveland Show,” the spin-off of comedic genius Seth MacFarlane’s, “Family Guy.” And if you love “The Family Guy,” you’re really going to love “The Cleveland Show,” especially if you’re black, because they’re practically the same show! Only this one has a lead black character, and — it’s a known fact — all black people love shows about other black people! Just ask my black friend!

“The Cleveland Show” follows the black friend in “The Family Guy,” Cleveland Brown (get it! Cause he’s African American!) and his son, as they leaves Quahog to move to California, where Cleveland can cash in his connection to Joe Torre to become a minor-league baseball scout. It’s a little far-fetched, but that’s only because there’s no such thing as a black baseball scout! I mean: Come on! Cleveland, however, gets sidetracked on his way, and ends up back in his Virginia hometown, where he runs into his old flame, Donna. She has a big ass, because black people LOVE big asses! There’s even a song about it.

Somehow, Cleveland — who likes to bathe at the same time in the same bathroom that his son is dropping a twosie (hahahahaha) — end up staying with Donna a few days, where the rest of the cast is introduced. Of course, there’s the very young precocious son, with the intellect of a much older welfare recipient (get it? Cause black people are all on welfare!); the older promiscuous daughter, who is dating a guy named Federline; a next-door neighbor who is a talking bear; and another redneck neighbor, who makes what some people might refer to as racist remarks, but that I think are just observations. Cause it’s true! Black people don’t get sad; “They just get more pissed off”! Don’t let me forget about Donna’s ex-husband, whose idea of a date is taking his lady to Woolworth’s to buy a grilled cheese and a parakeet! That’s racist and it makes no sense. Awesome!

I know, i know: Some people, especially touchy black people, tend to get all bent out of shape when it comes to off-hand racist remarks. Whatevs! This show is not like that, see. It’s satire, disguised as a blatantly racist sitcom! And while the major black characters are voiced by white voice actors, don’t worry — they’re really good at pretending to be black people. It’s so authentic! Also, it should be noted that, “The Cleveland Show” makes a few meta jokes about how it knows it’s racist, which completely absolves it of racism! She how that works! Seth MacFarlane: Genius.

Besides, black people shouldn’t get offended, cause “The Cleveland Show” makes fun of gays, too. Like this gem: “Gays are smart — just look how many lines Gene Hackman has been able to memorize over the years.” Although, to be fair, that’s not so much a joke as it is the simple truth. Gays are smart! And everybody knows Gene Hackman is gay. I mean, have you seen Hoosiers? Swisher! And I know for a fact that “chocolate peoples” do rob houses! Also, women LOVE to be referred to as “hot fur”! Just ask my wife, who let me sleep on the couch last night!

Indeed, the only thing I really found offensive in the entire episode was the crack about Kathleen Turner being fat. That just crosses the line. Fat jokes aren’t cool. Unless they’re about fat black people, cause in that case: Hilarious!


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Comments

This show is for all of those people who weren't getting enough Cleveland from The Family G-oh to hell with it.

Posted by: laredo at September 30, 2009 4:07 PM

"She has a big ass, because black people LOVE big asses! There’s even a song about it. "

Oh, Dustin, everybody loves big asses. "Even white boys got-ta shout: baby's got BACK!"

Posted by: MM at September 30, 2009 4:11 PM

Just ask my wife, who let me sleep on the couch last night!

Haha. So good. This review was fantastically written.

Posted by: Marcela at September 30, 2009 4:13 PM

This is another TV show that was better when it was originally a book. I assume this show is based on A Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich, right Dustin? The similarities are striking, right down to the bear neighbor, in this case, the bear symbolizing Mother Russia. And I think there was a character named Rollo in that as well. No, wait, that was Sanford and Son.

Posted by: Rubble44 at September 30, 2009 4:15 PM

OK, is it just me, or does the little fat kid on the left seem like a rip-off I mean homage I mean shout-out to Fat Albert? With his little red shirt and all?

Posted by: MM at September 30, 2009 4:18 PM

Yeah, the show was pretty weak. They actually tried a few cutaways a la Family Guy, but those didn't work. The show wasn't overly offensive, or overly anything, really. It was just boring.

The intro was the most interesting part of the show. And his older son's voice is annoying as hell.

It doesn't help that Cleveland was the dullest character on Family Guy, so giving him his own show seemed pointless from the beginning.

Posted by: Brie at September 30, 2009 4:22 PM

My brain just lacerated, and is now pouring out my ears, purely disgusted at the thought of this shows existence. Who gives Seth MacFarlene work? The same dumbfucks who canceled Firefly, that's fucking who. I hope this mess get's canceled before Futurama comes back, the thought that someone as painfully unfunny as Seth MacFarlene has THREE DAMN SHOWS on the same night makes me want to take the family car, jihad FOX, and drive into MacFarl- ene's next meeting with grenades and an AK before they do a spin-off of American Dad.

Posted by: George at September 30, 2009 4:24 PM

for some reason I didn't find it that obnoxious. I guess I'm a big racist.

Posted by: mae at September 30, 2009 4:34 PM

She has a big ass, because black people LOVE big asses! There’s even a song about it.

So I'm not the only person who heard that hidden meaning in "Mrs. Robinson"?

Posted by: branded at September 30, 2009 4:43 PM

Why are all of their eyes half-closed?

Posted by: saxyman1004 at September 30, 2009 4:45 PM

...before they do a spin-off of American Dad.

Posted by: George at September 30, 2009 4:24 PM

Um, George, are you unaware of the "American Dad" spinoff featuring Roger and Klaus that's in development for next season? Apparently FOX wants to milk the MacFarlane's cash cow completely dry.
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JUST fuckin' with ya.

Posted by: Spender at September 30, 2009 4:46 PM

It might have been funny if he hung around with his pals Dallas Cowboy and Denver Bronco and the obviously gay character, Saskatchewan Roughrider.

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at September 30, 2009 4:46 PM

Because they're all stoned, of course. Dippin' into their own product, no doubt.

Posted by: ed newman at September 30, 2009 4:49 PM

I never really watched King of the Hill, but I would gladly watch it now. If The Cleveland Show is a direct response to me not watching the southern consternation of Hank and Peggy Hill every Sunday, I apologize to every living person on this website. I didn't know the ramifications...I just didn't know!

Posted by: annoyingmouse at September 30, 2009 4:55 PM

Tracer wins the thread. 'Specially for talking about gay Canadians.

Posted by: Snuggiepants the Deathbringer at September 30, 2009 4:57 PM

Spender

Not funny dude! I almost had an anerism from reading that.

Posted by: Doric at September 30, 2009 4:57 PM

They're black? I just though they had really awesome tans.

HAHAHAHAHA! Fuck you Tracer, at least nobody on my team has to report to a parole officer daily. Well except for maybe the GM in a few months.

Posted by: admin at September 30, 2009 5:01 PM

And Macfarlane spoke at some Harvard graduation-type thing because the students DEMANDED it. Let's just all remember that when we're walking around assuming that smart people are smarter than us.

Posted by: Eep at September 30, 2009 5:07 PM

I don't care what anyone says, I still think American Dad is his best show.

Posted by: Snath at September 30, 2009 5:11 PM

I just remembered that this show's already been signed up for a second season. I can't believe this crap tested that well with the audiences.

Posted by: Brie at September 30, 2009 5:21 PM

I know there's going to be a collective scratching of the record in this room, but I'd rather watch this (which wasn't horrible but wasn't great; like any movie when shown on TBS) than Firefly, Buffy, Charmed, Angel, X Files, or anything Sci-Fi. Always found fantasy/vampire/sci-fi genres boring as hell and I think there's too many on television. I'll throw Lost on the pile too.

Posted by: scorzi at September 30, 2009 5:22 PM

Or maybe some people enjoyed this show because there was some genuinely funny wordplay and a good deal of potential for future growth?

Or is the enjoyment of Seth MacFarlane not allowed on Pajiba now?

Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2009 5:24 PM

that header pic confuses me. and i'm too lazy to read whatever-it-is-that-will-explain-it.

i'm sad admin is so old today.

just, stay off his lawn.

Posted by: gp at September 30, 2009 5:29 PM

Posted by: scorzi at September 30, 2009 5:22 PM

Who woke up and pissed in your lemonade?

Posted by: George at September 30, 2009 5:33 PM

i summoned the muster.

well, there you are.


(sigh)

Posted by: gp at September 30, 2009 5:34 PM

I have nothing to add about the show, but I did want to say that I loved going to Woolworths with my mom when I was a kid and getting a grilled cheese sandwich for lunch. They made the best grilled cheese sandwiches EVAH. I don't know what you're talking about with the parrot thing. That's just messed up.

Posted by: elsie at September 30, 2009 6:04 PM

Preach it Snath, Preach it.

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at September 30, 2009 6:22 PM

I just realized that I've never been to a Woolworths. The store I was thinking of was Montgomery Wards. So, um, yeah... Nevermind.

Posted by: elsie at September 30, 2009 6:31 PM

Did you happen to catch American Dad on Sunday? I agree that the show had some funny moments (mostly Roger or Steve moments) in the past but the season premiere was just plain awful. I actually have absolutely no idea why I continue to watch Fox on Sunday night. I miss the Simpsons. They were such a beautiful thing back in my day.

Posted by: becks at September 30, 2009 7:59 PM

Maybe Omama will do a walk-on at woolworths, that would be friggin awesome!!!

Posted by: pasadenamike at September 30, 2009 9:43 PM

Eh, I didn't think it was so horrible, I'll agree it was a bit boring if not infuriating (the whole ex-boyfriend thing, how Cleveland stood up to the kid / for the daughter but immediately bowed down to the ex-bf and immediately left town?...I know, I know, logic in animated comedies...)

I know it's awesome to be cynical and whatnot, but you can see they're at least -trying- with this cash cow.

Posted by: misterorange at October 1, 2009 2:22 AM

“The Cleveland Show” follows the black friend in “The Family Guy,” Cleveland Brown... and his son, as they leaves Quahog to move to California

Is that supposed to be Ebonics?

Posted by: Odnon at October 1, 2009 3:04 AM

Every MacFarlane show has started off so weak it could be barely stand on its own. Family Guy and American Dad were eating choate first season. We turn our backs on them and then by accident catch them again a few months later and they are strong shows surviving in the wilds of fox on Sunday fucking night.

Really? WTF? That’s like surviving in prison.

Seriously, I used to leave the house to avoid seeing American Dad Sunday night and now I’m totally hooked.

Posted by: daddy at October 1, 2009 7:36 AM

AND the name of Cleveland's hometown is Stoolbend! Get it? It's funny because it's got the stool in there!

I liked Family Guy when it first came out and even now I catch the occasional episode and find myself laughing once or twice ("Yep. Jesus Hong. Says he has no idea where people are getting 'Christ'"), but mostly I cringe and gag and wonder what happened.

Posted by: DeadBessie at October 1, 2009 9:20 AM

Fuck all y'all.

Posted by: firedmyass at October 1, 2009 12:10 PM

Whatevs indeed.

Posted by: BLA at October 2, 2009 12:48 AM

remember when there was a reader survey, a pretty comprehensive one at that, and we discovered that many pajibans watched or loved Family Guy?

Well the people 'in charge' were aghast. How could so many of us like that show, with its sophomoric humor and complete disregard for logic? Appalling! You people make me sick! Why are you even on Pajiba you neanderthals?? etc. etc. snark snark bitch bitch. poopoo.

well I gotta say, I think this show has potential.And as a black person I will not hesitate to call out MacFarlane when he crosses the line, as he sometimes does. But I was amused. We'll see how it goes.

also amused by Tracer Bullet's comment.

now will someone please put the needle back on the record?

Posted by: VinKong at October 2, 2009 8:50 AM

why does anyone (or everyone) talk about how the show is black then tiptoe around it like it's a racial issue? it was created by bunch of white dudes who manifested a black family and now make them do what they think is funny. if i were to say i hated that black family, it'd be those white dude's fault.
think about the shows fox has cancelled--futurama--FIVE better seasons than the last five of the simpsons (my all-time favorite show), arrested development (apparently good enough to be a movie next year), king of the hill--which was rarely l-o-l funny but always entertaining...

i'm just waiting for the simpsons to be cancelled so seth can just own all of sunday. fox worships him...and it's you asshole's fault--because some of you like his nonsense. the same people that liked perfect hair forever...

Posted by: dontbesojumpy at October 16, 2009 2:35 AM

Grow up -- that shit's hilarious.

Posted by: kierkegaard at October 31, 2009 8:59 PM

And apparently you've never been to Woolworths. Grilled cheeses & parakeets are iconic. Genius.

Posted by: kierkegaard at October 31, 2009 9:02 PM





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