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The Biggest Season Finale Cliffhangers (Of 1996)

By Courtney Enlow | TV | April 28, 2016 | Comments ()

By Courtney Enlow | TV | April 28, 2016 |


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It’s almost season finale season, people. Put on your best bib overalls with your finest chunky-heeled Mary Janes and let’s get 1996y up in here.

Melrose Place: Sydney and Jane kill Richard with a shovel…BUT IS HE EVEN DEAD?

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Ellen: Will Paige and Spence get back together?! Assuredly the relationship betwixt Jeremy Piven and Joely Fisher’s characters will be the most important and interesting thing that happens next season!

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Mad About You: ARE PAUL AND JAMIE HAVING A FUCKING BABY? HOLY SHIT.

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Friends: Monica and Richard broke up?! LOVE IS GODDAMN DEAD.

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The Nanny: Mr. Sheffield told Fran he loved her! *strangles nearest person* WHAT THE SHIT IS GOING TO HAPPEN NEXT?

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Wings: JOE AND HELEN BURNED BRIAN’S HOUSE DOWN ONE SEASON AFTER HE BURNED THEIR HOUSE DOWN! WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO?! I HOPE THE CHICAGO BULLS TAKE THEIR FOURTH NBA CHAMPIONSHIP NEXT MONTH.

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Coach: BOB DOLE! BILL CLINTON! WHO WILL BE PRESIDENT?!

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ER: SOMETHING SOMETHING DOT-COM BUBBLE?!

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Saved by the Bell: The New Class: THE UNABOMBER WAS ARRESTED. IT IS 1996 IS WHAT I AM SAYING.

It’s a really slow news day, guys.


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