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Pajiba's Trash TV: "The Biggest Loser" / Michael Murray

TV Reviews | October 16, 2009 | Comments (27)


For the most part, reality shows are stale and predictable. It’s always the same thing. A bunch of camera-friendly sociopaths, all starving for attention, are turned loose on one another, the result being the creepy hybrid of a soap opera and a Japanese game show.

Offering a slight twist on this formula is NBC’s “The Biggest Loser,” in which 16, um, over-sized people are sent off to a ranch. Here, under the guidance of a generic reality hostess and two personal trainers, they’re made to do all sorts of stuff, and the person who ultimately loses the most weight receives $250,000. And so, it’s the standard reality formula, only with fat people.

The opening flies by in an ecstatic spasm. Gospel-inflected music plays as images of fatties, working hard and earning it, zoom by. Covered in sweat, they pump meaty fists in the air, jubilant in their televised reinvention. It’s a sort of mixture of humiliation and inspiration. Humiliration, I’ll call it.

The most recent episode commenced with the assembled contestants massed around a wheel, on which was arrayed a bunch of covered, silver platters. Everybody looked kind of sheepish, as if simultaneously delighted and frightened by the temptations that they knew awaited.

Rudy, an immense and likable guy, had a huge, 1,000-calorie slab of cake revealed to him. He smiled like he just caught a glimpse of a naked supermodel, and for reasons of “game strategy” decided to eat the cake and risk the weight gain. Everybody else stood around anxiously watching, wondering what their plate might reveal, (grilled cheese and bacon sandwich!?) while Rudy, rather considerately, ate the cake with a minimum of fuss, although he did unconsciously lick his fingers clean at the end.

And so, in this manner, each person encountered their own demon, until it came to Tracey, the show’s only villain. For reasons that only really make sense on Reality TV, she was declared the winner of this competition and awarded the power to reshape the teams in the manner that best served her interests.

Tracey, who really isn’t all that large, has nasty, darting eyes and a passive-aggressive insincerity. Her dim face expresses only cartoon exaggerations of feelings and her self-protective rationalizations have PTA bitch written all over them. Everybody hates her, and when she won the competition, a palpable nausea spread out through all the other contestants.

In the compound, we watch as the now-traumatized contestants commiserate. Amanda, the blond princess who never appears for a workout session without full make-up, weeps. She’s comforted by Shay, who is also crying. With tears streaming down her face, Shay tries to utter some inspirational words, but her voice is weak and defeated, as if she knew in her heart that they could never conquer the Death Star that was Tracey.



In the face of such melodrama, one might consider sympathizing with Tracey, imagining a vulnerable women buried somewhere deep within her ambition. However this notion is torpedoed when we watch her “video from home,” which features her asshole husband.

Surrounded by patriotic kitsch, as the sort of tinkly music you might hear in a movie about golf plays in the background, he weeps, telling his annoying wife that he will only sleep on the sofa when she is gone, because he can only go to bed with her. Lest we think he’s some soft Democrat, or something, he then launches into an inspirational spiel in which he commands her to win, reminding her that “pain is temporary, pride is forever!” Tracey, beaming, salutes him like the good, Christian soldier she no doubt is.

But it’s not the villains who drive the show. Villains are everywhere. We watch for the transformation of the contestants, or more appropriately, for the emotional and psychological satisfaction they get from their transformation.

Two trainers preside — Jillian, a wiry and sneering sadist, and Bob, a gay man who’s given to shout things like, “There are heroes in this room!” Jillian is in a constant state of aggravation, always pissed off that the Fatties don’t want it enough to work hard. Disgusted by their plump whining, she relishes making them puke, while Bob, the good cop, tries to make things fun.

There’s always been an inherent comedic appeal in watching overweight people sweat gracelessly through physical activity, and “The Biggest Loser” certainly looks to exploit this opportunity. But hell, as fat as these people might be, they are, for the most part, strong and athletic, bulling through exercise sessions that would kill most people.

One exception to this is Dina, who has some sort of mental block that prevents her from jumping up on an eight-inch high platform. It’s utterly ridiculous to watch, as repeatedly, she somehow manages to sabotage something that is so clearly within her physical grasp. Obviously, the point that’s being driven home is that for many, weight issues have more to do with the mind than the body.

For the most part, the people on the show are decent, even appealing. They, like all of us, have flaws, and in their case, some of these flaws became manifest in the flesh. As all of us know, it’s extraordinarily difficult to impose discipline on ourselves, and we often need some guidance and support from an external force.

“The Biggest Loser” is more than just a cheesy game show (although it is still a cheesy game show): it provides a framework where this guidance and support is made possible. The people on this show, all sharing the same struggle, have bonded. Now, dependent on one another instead of food, they very sincerely want to see their peers succeed, and to succeed with them.

At the end of each show there’s a weigh-in, in which the team that has lost the smallest percentage of body weight must eliminate one of their members. Unlike the other reality shows, nobody seems happy to see anybody leave on this show.

Shay, who weighed over 400 pounds when the show started, was crying when she stepped onto the scales to be weighed. She needed to have lost eight pounds or more, or her team would have to eliminate one of its members, and she felt immense pressure as her weight loss was minimal the previous week. When her weight loss was revealed — a staggering 16 pounds in seven days — it was as though Shay, her teammates, and even her opponents had just won the Super Bowl. It was actually a lovely moment, and you could see and almost feel a wave of gratification and confidence wash over everybody participating in that moment.

The people on this show are earnest and utterly sincere in their desire to become a newer, better version of themselves, and not even the sleazy conventions of the Reality TV can diminish that.

Michael Murray is a freelance writer. For the last three and a half years he’s written a weekly column for the Ottawa Citizen about watching television. He presently lives in Toronto. You can find more of his musings on his blog, or check out his Facebook page.


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Comments

Say what you will, but I like Jillian Michaels. I find her very motivating, but not mean. She pushes contestants (and people who, like me, do her exercise videos) without being condescending. I can see how she wouldn't be somebody's cup of tea, though.

Posted by: samantha t at October 16, 2009 12:33 PM

You could lay out quite a feed for $250,000. Champagne, caviar and foie gras for life!

Posted by: , (TCFKAB) at October 16, 2009 12:40 PM

I only watch the finales. It is great to see how much weight the successful contestants have lost. It is inspirational.
Shut up, I'm a little sentimental sometimes.

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at October 16, 2009 12:43 PM

I love this show. I've lost 65 pounds this year, so I know about struggles with weight loss, and while the Biggest Loser Ranch Lifestyle is impossible for real people to live up to, with it's day-long workouts and calorie-controlled kitchen and huge losses on the scale... it is still inspiring to me. I roll my eyes when they lose in one week an amount that takes me a month or two to lose, but I can still relate to their joy.

I watch the Bachelor for cheesy laughs, I watch America's Next Top Model for the bitchery- but I watch the Biggest Loser because it makes me feel good. The show is doing something right, and motivating a lot of people to get off the couch. While it may lead people to have unrealistic hopes for how long it takes to lose weight, and while the majority of the contestants gain some (if not all) of the weight back when they are off the ranch- the good outweighs the bad.

Dance Your Ass Off was exploitative in that it was disrespectful to the contestants. I don't feel like the Biggest Loser is.

Posted by: Sheri at October 16, 2009 12:45 PM

Of all reality shows, this one - while being as expoitative as the others - does have the potential to inspire and motivate others with weight problems. The contestants (quite literally) work their asses off and the camaraderie and caring seem genuine.
I don't watch it but have seen bits and pieces of it and, honestly, it seems the least obnoxious of the lot.

Posted by: Spender at October 16, 2009 12:47 PM

I like TBL. It's not nearly as mean spirited and exploitative as other reality shows. I've only watched 2 or 3 episodes this season so I don't have a lot of background on all the players. However I realized the other day that Tracey is remarkably similar in looks to a woman that I work with who also has a very ugly backstabbing personality.

Posted by: elsie at October 16, 2009 12:53 PM

I too had no idea who Allison Sweeney (the host) was until my best friend, a former Days of Our Lives fan, informed me that she was a star on DOOL.

Posted by: bonnie at October 16, 2009 12:54 PM

I like the idea of this show, I just really think it sucks that someone has to get eliminated each week. I get the idea of a competition, of course, but the people who get eliminated have worked incredibly hard already, and to miss out on losing all the weight they can because they lose the trainers and motivation? That's really gotta suck. Maybe it would be better if, say, the losing team lost a certain amount of money from the final total or something like that.

Posted by: figgy at October 16, 2009 12:54 PM

I only watch the finales. It is great to see how much weight the successful contestants have lost. It is inspirational.
Shut up, I'm a little sentimental sometimes.

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at October 16, 2009 12:43 PM

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So do I, actually one of the few shows were something positive happens to people.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at October 16, 2009 12:56 PM

I'm with Sheri. Dance Your Ass Off might have been the most humiliating show of all time (followed closely by Who Wants to Marry a Multi-Millionaire and its ilk). The judges openly mocked and sneered at the contestants as they struggled through their routines. And a 300 lb woman should not be booty-shaking. That forces me to laugh and immediately feel bad about it.
I respect the balls on The Biggest Loser's contestants for standing shirtless on the scale. The producers eventually put shirts on them as their skin sags to an alarming degree, though why the returning contestant is still shirtless is a mystery. It looks like he's smuggling drapes.

Posted by: Kballs at October 16, 2009 1:00 PM

As the child of 2 parents who are morbidly obese, all i can say is this show is extremely hard for me to watch. Not because it's exploitative. Not because it's cheesy.

Because I would give anything for my parents, now very late in their ages, to be able to exercise regularly without their bodies giving way to an injury after a mere 1 mile walk, or high blood pressure creeping up when their heart rates go up and one might need to take a nitro pill.

I don't even need them to lose a HUGE amount of weight. I just want them to lose a little bit...even 30 lbs each. I just want them to be healthier. This may sound weak...but I want them to see me get married one day. I'm tired of constantly worrying about their mortality.

Posted by: PissBoy at October 16, 2009 1:01 PM

I'm with you figgy. But instead of decreasing the money...give them all of it like normal. Just don't send anyone home. Kind of like The Ultimate Fighter on SPIKE. People lose a match, they are out of the running for the finals, but they get to stay and train til the end. Biggest Loser...someone is voted away...but they still get to stay and train with their teammates. They just don't get the money and aren't part of the 'Team Weigh-In' each week.

Posted by: PissBoy at October 16, 2009 1:04 PM

That's a great idea, PissBoy. Losing weight is incredibly hard, so I have a feeling that some of these people would keep up their weight loss better if they could stay for the entire length of the show.

Posted by: figgy at October 16, 2009 1:16 PM

The first time Allison Sweeney showed up on my radar she was doing ads for diet pills. Xenedrine maybe? So this is a more responsible gig I guess.

Posted by: king at October 16, 2009 1:17 PM

Isn't there a second-place contest for the person who loses the most wight AFTER they are eliminated? Also, last year's winner of the "sent home" category actually lost more weight than the winner on the show, I believe.

Tracey is NUTS, not just the usual narcissistic reality show variety either. Very dependent personality, very anxious and impulsive. Perfect foil for Jillian, and its playing out beautifully for the show.

Posted by: jason at October 16, 2009 1:19 PM

I'm a fan of the show, especially Jillian. She's bad-ass. Although not fan enough to watch. But I like what they've done for some people.

Posted by: Xtreme at October 16, 2009 1:28 PM

Tracey, who really isn’t all that large...

What has it come to that a 5'2" woman who weighs over 250 pounds
(according to the website) really isn't all that large? She is more than
100 pounds overweight! More power to her for putting up with the
onslaught that is the training regime. Let me tell you, if they put me on
that machine that showed where your bones are versus your body
mass (that looked like the drawings of bone loss after living on the
spaceship in Wall-E), I think I would collapse on the floor in horror.

I love the reveals on this show, but I can't stand watching it. I actually
check the stats on the website the next day. Aren't guilty pleasures
guilty fun?

Posted by: Sarah at October 16, 2009 2:21 PM

I wish they would knock off the team and voting off BS on the show. My criteria for reality TV usually has a caveat that if acting like an asshole gets you ahead, I am not watching. If I hear the word 'alliance' I change the channel immediately. Why not just do a straight 'greatest % lost' and lowest guy goes home. Sudden death, you're out.

I also wish they would do 2 categories, men and women. Not pitted against each other, just segregated by sex so it is a bit more fair. Parallel competitions. Face it, we womenfolk have a bit more trouble getting the percentage down as far as the guys, especially in the time allowed. It is what it is.

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at October 16, 2009 2:32 PM

As a five foot woman who weighs 170 pounds, Boom to You.

The whole point of this show, which I love and watch despite the hamfisted Truman Show product placement, is that there IS something soul crushing about compensating with food, and yet these people who have done so ARE TRYING TO DO BETTER rather than give up and collapse on the floor in horror like you want them to. I say that with love.

This is why The Tracy Problem is so maddening. She hasn't dome Jack Shit but fall down, look worried and play games and she's still around. Oh, Pukes!

Food addictions are the one mental crutch in this society that people can't hide very well, unless they also indulge in secret bulimia. I can't see Jane's pink lunchtime nose as proof that she's got a sauce problem, or Jason's out of control whoring around. But boy, you have a little biscuit and gravy coping mecahnism, everybody has a brown rice solution.

The best season was still Tara Costa coming in second. A Hot Blonde with a Steel Spine Dragging a two ton car. I Fucking CRIED. Love it!

Posted by: Stacy D at October 16, 2009 2:39 PM

BTW, as each season has progressed I think the stats show those who are eliminated do just as well keeping the weight off. In fact, some of the winners have been the real relapses, and Trainer Bob has theorized as such, "The Game-Players always get fat again," because their priority is to win the $$$, not get healthy for the long run.
So the format does not actually hinder the eliminated players.

Shay is going to become Smoking Hot.

Posted by: Stacy D at October 16, 2009 2:45 PM

I love this show. I've been watching it from the beginning and I'm not a reality show kind of person. It's so nice to see something in our media culture promoting weight loss the way it should be done. My favorite thing to do while watching is spend a while on the treadmill. Or eat pizza and drink wine. Depends on how the day went. After "Coach Mo" went home this week and was shown to have applied his coaching experience to teaching local youth good exercise and eating habits, I turned to my husband and remarked that this was one of the best shows currently on TV. I love seeing how well the eliminated people do once they get home, because about 95% keep up their impressive weight loss. I'd like to think it's for other reasons than the $100,000 second place prize, but I'm sure that has something to do with it too.

Posted by: katy at October 16, 2009 3:04 PM

Since when does Chad Michael Murray write for this site?

Posted by: L.O.V.E. at October 16, 2009 3:37 PM

Trazey is the most interesting thing on televison these days.

Posted by: grumpiestoldman at October 16, 2009 4:19 PM

My mother and sister used to watch this show religiously but I always had to avert my gaze when passing by the TV. Fat people make me sick. Visually/physically and emotionally. Such a failure of self-control... yeah it just. I can't handle it. They're so gross.

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Posted by: magic at October 18, 2009 9:58 AM

And to think... the Biggest Loser contestants, after working so hard and coming so far, after learning so much about nutrition and exercise but most of all about THEMSELVES... these people who chased the dream right over that gosh-darned horizon...

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Posted by: Daniel Hall at October 18, 2009 10:16 PM

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