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The 10 Best TV Episodes of the Week: You Win, Internet. "Downton Abbey" Is a Goddamn Delight

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under TV Reviews | Comments (43)



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10. House of Lies — The second episode failed to improve on the pilot — in fact, narratively, it was worse — but it had one hell of a weird bathroom sex scene, and the Cat Deely sequence made the entire episode well worth the watch.

9. 30 Rock — I liked the episode well enough, but after a nine-month hiatus, you’d think that they could do better than an “American Idol” parody and a WNBA dancing team gag.

8. Chuck — Yes. I’m still watching, and the finish line is finally in sight. This week’s episode gave us what I’ve been wanting to see the entire goddamn series: Sarah with the intersect. You know what would’ve made this show better? If Sarah had the intersect from the outset.

7. Up All Night — Jason Lee is the best thing to ever happen to Maya Rudolph’s character and I hope they make him a regular. Plus, super competitive game night and Rock Band shame.

6. Shameless — Last night’s episode was more of a set-up show, putting a few new plot strands into motion. The most intriguing may be the Speed-like gimmick with Frank and the Butter Face: If her blood pressure rises above 120/80, her heart will explode. That should make for an exciting sex scene.

5. Parenthood — OK, who else thought that Jason Ritter was going to break up with Sarah? It was a relief to see that he didn’t, although that still leaves the door open for Sarah to do it at a later time. If she does, she should be dropped down an elevator shaft. Oh, and how far into the episode before you placed the cellist as the musician from “Treme”? I like her, but where did Jasmine run off to? Not the best episode, but Adam’s line to Crosby at the end still left me a bit misty.

4. The Good Wife — So how great is Elsbeth? I think they must have borrowed her from a David E. Kelley show. Also, Wendy Scott Carr’s case against Will Gardner is picking up steam. So, why doesn’t Kalinda go to Peter and tell him that Scott Carr is basically using Alicia to blackmail Kalinda? At some point, Peter has got to come in and find a way to put the kibosh on the case.

3. Happy Endings — You just can’t beat a racist parrot. Also, now that Dave and Penny’s parents are dating, how long before Dave and Penny pull a Flowers in the Attic? Also, who knew it was possible to love Elisha Cuthbert?

2. Parks and Recreation — This. All day.

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1. Downton Abbey — The placement here is not so much based on this single episode’s merit (although it was very good), but because I spent all week catching up on the series, starting from the beginning. It is great. It is phenomenal. It is fan-fucking-tastic. I’m sorry I ever doubted anyone. I assumed that I’d probably hate it because I couldn’t imagine getting into a stodgy British show about the British caste system. But, it completely won me over. Mr. Bane is awesome. Tom is an asshole. Mrs. O’Brien may be coming around. I think Lady Mary is great, but I may have a crush on Lady Cybil. And Maggie Smith! People! What a goddamn delight.

Also, my love for “Downton Abbey” officially confirms that I’m a white guy in my 30s.










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Comments

"I do so hate Greek drama, when all the action takes place off-stage"

I'm watching Downton Abbey purely for Maggie Smith at this point. She is so good at this, all the other actors look like amateurs beside her.

However, I'm getting really annoyed with the gay guy being the evil one who never shows a hint of humanity. Even O'Brien has been given a soul this season but the gay guy still is the stereotype of the snake in the grass. Especially the idea that he's the real coward when in fact, the documented true history of the service of gay guys in WWI was one of notable bravery.

Posted by: PaddyDog at January 16, 2012 3:10 PM

YES! Everyone needs to share my love for Downton Abbey. What season are you on in the US? I don't want to accidentally make any spoilerific comments when I'm burbling about how great it is.

(Also, it's Mr Bates not Mr Bane. I'm only nitpicking because it comes from a place of love.)

Posted by: Leelee at January 16, 2012 3:32 PM

@Paddy: I think Thomas gets more credit, soul-wise, than he did last season, what with the whole crush-on-a-depressed-soldier and the let's-not-spoil-the-ending.

Posted by: Zirze at January 16, 2012 3:32 PM

Oh, and

SHERLOCK.

GODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGOD.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: Zirze at January 16, 2012 3:33 PM

Team Sybil all the way!

Posted by: Stevil at January 16, 2012 3:35 PM

A friend said it best

'Watching Downtown Abbey is like being beaten to death with a block of Olde English Fudge.'

WTF Americans see in it is beyond me.

Posted by: PyD at January 16, 2012 3:38 PM

Did anyone else notice that Jack's baby on 30 Rock and the baby on Up All Night are the same person? Or, more probably, twins? Someone is clearly whoring out their offspring. Or did I just imagine it?

Posted by: katy at January 16, 2012 3:40 PM

2. Parks and Recreation

This is incorrect. I've loved me some P&R, but this episode seemed so very lazy. It's on the road to Office stinkydom by moving the characters from loveable eccentrics to stereotypes and caricatures. Also, too much camera-talking!

Maybe I was just annoyed that everyone was ineffective for the sake of comedy. P&R is supposed to be about competence! Why would Leslie break dance when there was work to be done? If she decided to be her own campaign manager, and then everyone pitched in to help her out, I would have found it to be much more consistent.

Posted by: SBrown1744 at January 16, 2012 3:49 PM

See how angry I am! I forgot my own goddamn name.

Posted by: SBrown at January 16, 2012 3:50 PM

Dustin, I love you for loving Downton.

I started last week and had finished up two days later. It's truly great.

Posted by: Jem at January 16, 2012 3:54 PM

WTF Americans see in it is beyond me.

I enjoy the attention to detail, the writing, and most of the acting (Matthew Crawley makes me want to punch a puppy).
The US just started season 2. Thanks to the munificence of my UK friends, I've seen season 2 AND the Christmas special (Warning: Do not watch that if you haven't seen the entirety of season 2).
The shitty state of American television has been driving us to watch SOMETHING with some redeeming value, and Downton fits the bill for me.

Posted by: dorquemada at January 16, 2012 3:59 PM

Isn't it Mr. Bates? I know it's knitpicking but this is Pajiba after all. Didn't you make knitpicking famous?

Posted by: Steve Auster at January 16, 2012 4:20 PM

Why Americans like "Downton Abbey": Because it's one of the most beautiful soap operas ever made. And some Americans probably also love it because of the whole nobility thing, they think it's romantic or somesuch shit. Obviously, 200-some years ago, they would have been the filthy Loyalists.

I, too, am put off just a bit by the gay dude being a horrible person, but there ARE terrible gay people, just like there are terrible "straight" people. Maybe he'll redeem himself later. Besides getting all verklempt over a soldier's suicide.

Posted by: Slash at January 16, 2012 4:39 PM

Yeah, I realize we can't have all gay characters be good and pure but knowing what I know about Julian Fellowe's politics, I can't help but think there's a subtle bit of Tory gay-bashing going on here. The uppercrust guy from season one who was also gay was also nasty.

Posted by: PaddyDog at January 16, 2012 5:15 PM

@Zirze,
I know, right?!? That Sherlock finale was fanbloodytastic! The only problem is the wait for season 3.....

Posted by: tarn at January 16, 2012 5:25 PM

No Sherlock?

Am disappoint.

Posted by: Seany D at January 16, 2012 5:32 PM

I've almost finished the first season of Downton Abbey. Undeniably beautifully shot, great characters to root for, great characters to root against, and despite all that I can't get into it. It's the benevolent aristocracy thing...I hate aristocrats. Guess I'm not going to get by that fairly major sticking point. It is a visual feast, though.

Posted by: Patrick at January 16, 2012 5:46 PM

We got a rerun of Upstairs Downstairs after Downton. Where the hell is Sherlock?

Posted by: Captain Tuttle at January 16, 2012 5:47 PM

Sherlock isn't on in the states, dipshits.

Posted by: paco at January 16, 2012 5:54 PM

Oh good, I thought I was the only one still watching "Chuck." I hope they find a way to cure Sarah while letting her keep the Intersect, because damn, she's even better with it.

Cat Deeley was on "House of Lies"? Why couldn't the free Showtime weekend have been THIS week? Stupid channels I don't wanna pay for....

Posted by: MelBivDevoe at January 16, 2012 6:00 PM

Awww c'mon now! I've watched Happy Endings from the beginning and that episode craptacular. As in it was spectacularly crappy.

Posted by: logan at January 16, 2012 6:26 PM

I really, really, really liked Parks and Rec today! Big fan.

Posted by: grace b at January 16, 2012 6:42 PM

Season 2 of Downton Abbey really jumped the shark in my opinion. However. It has redeemed itself with a wonderful double episode that broadcast in the UK at Xmas. Yay for bit-torrent!

Posted by: amanda at January 16, 2012 6:54 PM

Re Thomas the Evil Gay Footman; he does show a bit of humanity in s2. Just a bit. Honestly, I always felt like part of his pure I'mma-look-out-for-me attitude was because he has to keep his sexuality a secret or else become destitute. At least he's not trying to marry some poor silly heiress.

Posted by: amanda at January 16, 2012 6:56 PM

I watch Downton Abbey for the tiara porn, dress porn, architecture porn, and Dame Maggie Smith. The story lines are ridiculous, but I love it as a fancy soap opera.

This episode was followed by a repeat episode of Sherlock on my PBS station, EXCEPT the morons who run this particular PBS station are FOOKING PRAWNS. The episode starts, and 60 seconds later, right in the middle of Watson's nightmares, the screen goes black, and stays black for the rest of the show. That's right, it might as well have been a radio version.

A couple of months ago, they ran 5 minute long ADS for their own PBS station every 30 minutes during a 2 hour Masterpiece Mystery, so I missed some of the very important bits of the story. This stuff is preprogrammed. How hard is it to hit the PLAY button and NOT bump into any other buttons?

Posted by: BWeaves at January 16, 2012 8:16 PM

Oh, I should point out, that those PBS ADS ran OVER the program, and not between breaks, so after the AD finished running, it was obvious that the program had continued running in the background, unseen by me.

I'm also currently renting Manor House, which is one of those "take 21st century people and plop them in an old house with period clothes and see how they do" things. It's the same timeframe as Downton Abbey and the house is almost as big. It's interesting to compare the upstairs/downstairs scenearios.

Posted by: BWeaves at January 16, 2012 8:21 PM

Interestingly enough, paco, my PBS station said, "coming up next, 'Sherlock.'" So dip that in your shit.

Posted by: Captain Tuttle at January 16, 2012 8:34 PM

SHERLOCK
EPISODE ONE IF YOU'RE IN THE STATES
EPISODE SIX IF YOU'RE IN THE UK (or don't mind legally questionable internet practices)

Seriously though. Watch them. Mind blowing.

Posted by: Delilah at January 16, 2012 8:51 PM

Also, who knew it was possible to love Elisha Cuthbert?

My pants, that's who.

Posted by: Uriah Creep at January 16, 2012 9:49 PM

Chiming in with the others, but it is Mr Bates and it's Lady Sybil (yes she is adorable!). And it's Thomas, he is never referred to as Tom.

Maggie Smith is win. I still chuckle thinking about her reaction and the swivel chair. That woman can act rings around everyone and the only thing I know who did a better bitch face than her was my sister's cat who lived with me.

For those of you poor sods who don't get Sherlock. FIND IT ASAP. This season has been great and the final episode *swoons*

Posted by: noo at January 16, 2012 10:13 PM

God DAMN, but Sherlock was just...gasp...incredible TV.

And while my obsession for Cumberbatch (and his talent) continues, Martin Freeman was just stunning.

(wish the BBc would get live streaming for the US. I would willing pay them the monthly fee I pay for my VPN.)

Posted by: Jules at January 16, 2012 11:57 PM

Bweaves, I always thought that the Manor House concept was a tad like the old Stanford Experiment, only instead of prison guards and inmates you have the "upstairs/downstairs" dichotomy.

There were some tensions in the air along those lines, as I recall.

Posted by: The Wanderer at January 17, 2012 7:30 AM

Just to get this straight because it's KILLING me to think I missed a *new* Sherlock: the new season isn't being shown in the US yet, correct? Wasn't it May or something?

Posted by: birdgal at January 17, 2012 9:25 AM

And by new season, I mean season 2....

Posted by: birdgal at January 17, 2012 9:25 AM


Jesus Suffering Fu*k, we watched series 2, episode 2 of Downton Abbey last night and, SPOILERS, you have got to be kidding me.

I’ll start with something nice. I’m glad they acknowledged the trauma experienced by the soldiers and the barbarism in which they lived and with which they were treated.

And now for the vitriol:

a. In a palace, literally, it's a freaking palace, there are apparently only 4 rooms that can be used for either the family and/or soldiers? In a house with over 100 rooms, there are NO OTHER places for people to go. Or sit. Or convalesce. No rooms already kept under sheets because they are not in use? In a palace?

b. They bring a thief back into the house? A thief they reviled, were glad to see go, and who violated all of their precious pseudo-honour and love of dreadful toadying? Didn’t they want to smash his face in? But because O’Brien spoke to Lady Grantham suddenly it’s acceptable to have him back and acting as an equal? Wouldn’t they prefer someone like Carson who would act most incredibly impressed because the Granthams are so strong and, well, just so super?

c. Are we really supposed to believe that Mary and Matthew have some kind of love for the ages? She was awful to him. Is it not possible that he found genuine love with another person WHO WILL BE NICE TO HIM? Are we supposed to care that the house might pass out of the hands of one group of over-privileged twits to another group of slightly less over-privileged twits? Of course, (consistently unsympathetic) Mary's competition is embroiled in a scandal. Of course, she is. And because it’s a soap opera, she was involved in an incredibly famous scandal. And after the war, she’s going to go to Paris and hang out with Hemingway.

d. Really? The tension in this series is going to be created by infighting between the older chicks who suddenly have more power and influence than the British army and a Lord? Lady Grantham and Mrs. Crawley be running wild. They need to get those b*tches on a leash.

e. I don’t believe for a second that Mr. Bates would have left as an act of gallantry. And if la scandale of Mr. Pamuk is somehow now widely known and discussed WITHOUT A SHRED OF EVIDENCE, then who cares about la publicite and la publique; furthermore, if Mrs. Bates is such a cow, wouldn’t she have taken the money and run? Moreover, Bates is way too old for Anna. (Does anyone else find themselves repeating “Mr. Bates” a la Anna?)

f. At least they mentioned what was happening in Ireland at the time, but we are supposed to believe that with all of the sacrifice and willingness to give so completely of oneself for Irish independence, the resident republican Irishman was only going to try to get some schmutz on the General’s dress uniform? What’s next? Was he going to short sheet the General’s bed?

This used to be a pretty and restrained soap opera. Now, the production values are gorgeous and the plotting is INSANE!

I don’t know if they jumped the shark, or if the shark breeched and took a 747 out of the air. Even Maggie Smith speaking of people “threatening me behind the laurel” may not be enough to save this. The whole thing was ridiculous and I bet the producers blushed all the way to the bank.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at January 17, 2012 10:11 AM

We also watched the new HIMYM last night and it was AWFUL. Then, as an act of desperation after it and Downton had let us down, we watched Salt which was one of the worst movies I have ever seen.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at January 17, 2012 10:17 AM

Captain Tuttle: Those were re-airs of last season's "Sherlock." It does not start in America until May. Also, sorry for the mistakes on "Downton Abbey," but then again, be thankful: Up until two weeks ago, I thought it was "Downtown Abby," a show about a early 20th century prostitute. As for jumping the shark: I will not hear of it! I just got involved, so don't tell me that season two takes a nosedive.

Posted by: Dustin Rowles at January 17, 2012 10:24 AM

Dustin,

Season Two is a delight. You will particularly enjoy watching the transition in fashion from Edwardian to flapper. They promise to fit in a shopping trip to Liberty of London in episode 4.

Sincerely,
Mrs. Lysander Julien

How was that? I know it would keep me interested.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at January 17, 2012 10:53 AM

Mrs. Julien: I have never loved you more. All I kept thinking was there are more than four rooms in that house. Then I did a Google search and it turns out the woman who currently owns Highclere Castle where Downton is set was asked how many rooms the house has. This was her answer:
I’m not sure.'Really,’ she says with a droll smile. 'I suppose if you know how many rooms you’ve got, you haven’t got a very big house.’

Also, in my alternate version of the story, the Irish chauffeur takes out not only the General but the whole bloody lot of them, except Maggie Smith of course.

Posted by: PaddyDog at January 17, 2012 10:57 AM

I love DA, but I feel like you'd have to be a douchebag of the highest order to begrudge having a bunch of suffering soldiers in your huge-ass house.

As to Anna and Mistah-Bayates, he's definitely pretty old, but she's awfully mature/weary for a young woman. I feel like their choices were so constrained that I can allow for that suspension of disbelief. As to the Irish chauffer, he is the cutest thing ever. Love him.

Posted by: samantha t at January 17, 2012 12:09 PM

They are pre-WWI British aristocracy. They are the very definition of "douchebag of the highest order".

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at January 17, 2012 12:28 PM

Thanks, Dustin. I haven't quite mastered this whole TV on the computer thing. And please tell those kids to get off my lawn.

Posted by: Captain Tuttle at January 17, 2012 4:15 PM

Yes, season 2 of Downton is farrrrr sudsier and more melodramatic than the absolute delight that was season 1. HOWEVER. Season 1 made me fall seriously desperately in love with like, every single character (even the ones I loathe), so I don't mind the suds.

As far as Anna and Bates, I mean, she's gotta be pushing 30, he's somewhere in his 40s, and they worked together for like, 6 years or something. I have a thing for older men, so I'm cool with it. I find them so goddamn adorable, I think my chest will burst when they're on screen. In season 2 ep. 1 when he had to leave with the horrifying Vera, it about curb-stomped my heart.

Sigh. The show makes me swoon, what can I say? I've also got a MADDDDDD older British gent crush on Hugh Bon Bon (my loving nickname for Bonneville).

Posted by: annie711pm at January 18, 2012 7:01 PM