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By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under TV Reviews | Comments (51)



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Community

Jesus Christ. Jesus! Christ! Last night’s post-apocalyptic paint war game for priority registration episode of “Community” was so fucking bad-ass it’s ridiculous. “Psych” has dared pay homage to a lot of genres during its run, but only Dan Harmon would dare to pay homage to last-man standing flicks. It brought in every cliche and trope imaginable, referencing — among others — The Book of Eli, Scarface, Boondock Saints, Rambo, The Matrix, “Friends,” “Cheers,” “Lost,” and even “Glee”, ending in a beautiful paint-ball Mexican stand-off and monster green-paint explosion. There were more movies and television shows referenced in 22 minutes than all of the Movie Movies. It was brilliantly inspired. Comedy-boner inducing. Nothing on any sitcom in 2010, 2011, or 2012 will top last night’s episode of “Community,” except maybe next week’s episode of “Community.” Warranted hyperbole, hyperbole, hyperbole.

Bask in its glory, y’all.

Oh yeah: Jeff and Britta totally boned, too. Repercussions to come.

If you have 22 minutes and didn’t see last night’s episode, do so. Now. I don’t care if you’re at work. I don’t care if you’re in a meeting with a client. Bring that client around to your side of the desk and show him this episode. He’ll thank you for it.

Parks and Recreation

“One Butt. Two Seats. The Widening of America.”

The gang had an all-night diabetes telethon on local access to raise money for the overweight. “Tonight, we hope the people of Pawnee dig their big chubby hands into their plus sized pockets and donate generously.” Former Indiana Pacer, Detlef Schrempf, had a guest stint. Tom had two light beers and made an ass of himself with Detlef, and we discover that Ron has a sleep-fighting disorder. Things start off well at the telethon, but when Tom fails to get Schrempf to the studio, Leslie has to resort to time-killing techniques such as coin flipping, describing her favorite “Friends’” episodes, and milk drinking. Also, Mark nearly proposes to Ann during the telethon but Leslie talks him out of it because Ann wants to break up with Mark possibly because Ann is still hung up on Andy, who is slowly, every-so slowly warming up romantically with April.

After a lot of encouragement from the Pajibers, I spent some time catching up on season two of “Parks and Recreation,” after bailing on it at the end of season one. Y’all are right. It is good, and it has found its comedic legs. It’s amusing, even if it’s never show-stopping. However, all in all, last night was not a great episode, but anything is going to be a let down after that episode of “Community.”

The Office

Line of the night: Oscar’s retort to Michael after he confessed that he told his girlfriend he loved her after the second date: “That seems quick. Even for lesbians.”

Of late, the only time “The Office” is funny is when it’s exceedingly uncomfortable, but then you also have to deal with how uncomfortable it is. Last night’s episode was lousy. It was never uncomfortable. And it wasn’t funny. Michael thought his girlfriend Donna was cheating on him, so he sent Dwight to spy on her, and Dwight did exactly what you’d expect of Dwight. Jim and Pam played the adorably busybodies, as usual. And after Michael finally came to the conclusion that Donna wasn’t cheating on him, he found out that Donna was cheating on her husband with him. Dwight joined a gym. And Andy uncovered a defect in the company’s laser printer. That was pretty much it. It was limp. Maybe the worst episode of the season. And isn’t this supposed to be sweeps?

30 Rock

A brilliant episode for one-liners, though there wasn’t a lot of room for much else. It was the Mother’s Day episode, so the cast members’ mothers paid a visit, which meant that Jack’s mom butted into his love life, revealing to Avery Jessup that Jack’s got another woman on the side. Liz, for what seems like the 42nd time, realizes that there’s no Astronaut Mike — the ideal man — out there for her, after concluding that the man of her mother’s life, Buzz Aldrin, was kind of insane. Tracy hired a fake mom who butted heads with him like a real mom. And Jenna’s mom … I don’t know. One of her breasts felt like a Ziploc bag of mushroom soup and she wanted Jenna to wear one of her one-piece romper suits on camera.

The best lines:

  • Tracy’s Fake Mom: “You think I wanted a lame son that recorded an anti-condom PSA?” Tracy: “I saved a lot of kids from lame sex!”

  • In response to Liz announcing that she’s not married, Jenna’s Mom asks, “Not even common law? How do you get credit at a mattress store?”

  • Jack’s Mom to Liz: “That’s what feminism does. It makes smart women with nice birthing hips believe in fairy tales.”

  • Jack’s Mom to Jack: “Two women Jack. At the same time! What are you, Italian?”

  • Liz’s Mom on her true love, Buzz Aldrin: “He was my steady at Montclair High. The night before he was sent to Korea, I repeatedly lost my virginity to him while Waldo the town perv watched from the bushes.”

  • Tracy, to Jenna’s exclamation that Mother’s Day is a disaster, “I hear you. Because you’re talking in the ear that I didn’t lose a button in.”

  • Buzz Aldrin (the Astronaut), to the moon. “I see you. I know what you’re doing. Return to the night! You’ve no business here.” (Liz: “Are you yelling at the moon?”) “She and I just … I get mad sometimes.” And again, later, to the Moon: “I own you. I walked on your face.”


    Survivor

    Maybe it makes me lame, and maybe I’m on the fringe her at the Jiba, but man: I love “Survivor,” and I especially love “Survivor” this season. Somehow, after 20 cycles, the show continues to surprise. You think you’ve seen every iteration, every argument, and every strategic move in the game, and the participants still manage to surprise you. Last night, I found myself rooting for Russell, who I loathe, because siding with him meant Rupert had a better shot at staying in the game. Indeed, “Survivor” kicked off last night with six villains and two heroes, and despite their best efforts, and despite the fact that neither Russell nor Colby won or found immunity, by the end of the night, there were only four villains remaining, while the two heroes stood tall, likely joining forces with the worst villain of all time next week. Who the hell saw that coming?

    Candace got voted out, thanks to Colby’s smart voting strategy, and thanks in part to Rupert concealing an idol-shaped rock in his pocket, which was enough to convince the villains he had immunity (meanwhile, Sandra — who actually does have the idol — played coy and well under the radar last night).

    After the second immunity challenge, Russell — in an effort to strengthen his alliance with Parvati — tried to drive Danielle by double crossing Parvati and Danielle and turning them against each other. He convinced neither they were trying to oust each other, but it didn’t matter. I have no idea how, really, but Russell pulled it off (probably because Jerri is weak-willed and impressionable), lying through his fucking teeth to do so. But it meant that Rupert got another week, so I was happy to see the scheme work. Russell may make it to the end again this season, but if he does, he’s going to have the same problem he did last season in the final vote: He’ll have alienated so many people that he won’t be able to muster the votes. That is, unless he’s up against Sandra.

    I’m putting 2-1 odds on Rupert pulling off the victory, broken toe and all.









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    Comments

    "Community" is on a level so far above anything else on tv right now.
    I would like to see if they can do an episode without relying on tv and movie references.

    Posted by: grumpiestoldam at May 7, 2010 9:19 AM

  • I'm really hoping they make an announcement soon that next season of The Office will be the last. Especially if Steve Carell is leaving. I still like the show, but it is rapidly running out of things to do (or doing them repeatedly) and is becoming more and more cartoonish. The morse code gag was cute but, come on, really? Don't they have email?

    Posted by: TylerDFC at May 7, 2010 9:27 AM

    Community certainly was outstanding last night. I loved the "bluwah bluwah bluwah" moments before Jeff and Brita hooked up, the shootout in the study room, and Abed's conviction that "something's different."

    Abed and Troy. GENIUS casting. Whoever threw them together deserves a golden fountain overflowing with ambrosia. I honestly can't remember a better network TV pairing in recent memory. I can't say enough. It makes me giddy that moments like they create exist in the universe and I get to enjoy them on a weekly basis. Sweet, sweet joy.

    Posted by: Kballs at May 7, 2010 9:40 AM

    I was making those exact same statements last night while watching Community. It was the best 22 minutes of comedic television in recent memory, hands down.

    Posted by: logar at May 7, 2010 10:10 AM

    I love Russell. Say what you will, the man is not afraid to make big moves, and it keeps everyone so off-kilter that it never seems to blow back. Until the jury vote, of course, but in the meantime he's giving great TV. I've shouted at my set a half-dozen times this season, either in amazement or frustration (and not just because I'm going a bit daft).

    Posted by: sansho1 at May 7, 2010 10:10 AM

    I had no idea you were a Survivor fan, D. I am LOVING this season, as I did the last, and of course Russell is at the heart of it all. The guy is easily despised (as was Richard Hatch), but man can he play. (I don't know if you read Jeff's blog, but he wrote a good one about this episode in particular.) Russell had to make a move like he did last night; the girls are too tight. And even though he's making little mistakes here and there, he's working his way through them. The guy makes for good TV.

    Back in the day, even though Hatch was an ass, the jury was able to get through their anger and see that he'd played the best game. I'm not sure Russell's going to get that if he makes it to the end, but I wish he would. His loss last season was just wrong.

    Gotta hand it to Sandra and Parvati too - those girls are playing.

    Posted by: Cindy at May 7, 2010 10:11 AM

    After the preview last week, I was hoping for a Gotcha! homage... But what we got was sooo much better.

    Posted by: logar at May 7, 2010 10:11 AM

    Can I say that the exploding-green-paint-in-the-study-room-while-Jeff-runs-away gag has officially shamed every movie and show that relies on that tired, tired device?

    Oh, and it was funny, too.

    Posted by: alone in the dark at May 7, 2010 10:14 AM

    I agree about last night's Community being epic and hilarious. And duh-AYM, Joel McHale in his underwear.

    I think The Office would be better without Michael, Dwight, and maybe even Jim and Pam. Basically I just want a Kelly Kapoor-centered spinoff.

    Posted by: The Wandering Parakeet at May 7, 2010 10:14 AM

    Oh, and, "Someone's very comfortable putting on panties one-handed while holding a gun."

    Posted by: apocalipstick at May 7, 2010 10:19 AM

    Community was sheer brilliance. Everyone that has ever worked on one of the Movie Movies or a particularly lame episode of Family Guy should be ashamed and take note. Community nailed how to make references and pay homage while still being funny and original to the cast.

    Also, Troy and Abed are one of my favorite comedy duos ever. Danny Pudi and Donald Glover have such perfect timing.

    Posted by: stardust at May 7, 2010 10:20 AM

    Man, Community, just MAN!!!!!

    Posted by: blacksred at May 7, 2010 10:20 AM

    Joel McKale could be an action star with that body. Why they didn't show Annie or Britta in their underwear, I'll never know. Don't look now, but Community might have the hottest cast on TV right now, excluding True Blood.

    Posted by: logar at May 7, 2010 10:21 AM

    McHale

    Posted by: logar at May 7, 2010 10:23 AM

    Bravo, Community, bravo!

    Posted by: mswas at May 7, 2010 10:26 AM

    Yay, I love Survivor toooooo! I didn't watch last night because I was watching IRON MAN. This season has been good but man do I despise Russell. The only reason his game is working is because no one else got to see his season. Despite that, Sandra can read him like a book. And I must also ackowledge that Russell made me hate Coach a lot less than I did in his original season.

    Posted by: (Not so) Blonde Savant at May 7, 2010 10:33 AM

    I think Parks & Rec is a great show that suffers in the mind of the average viewer by being not as screaming-bottle-rocket funny as Community. I find it helps if I think of P & R as the soothing dessert to Community's orgiastic main course. They shouldn't be compared, they're just different.

    Posted by: apocalipstick at May 7, 2010 10:56 AM

    Michael's girlfriend's name is DONNA? Great. First of all, no Donnas would ever go out with anyone like Mr. Scott because, by virtue of their awesome name, they have far too much superness and self-respect to stoop to such a thing. Thank goodness for Donna Nobel.

    Also for Community, which is amazing in every way. I love Annie. I love Troy. I love Abed. I love Troy and Abed. I love Jeff. I quite like Shirley and Britta. And I can tolerate Pierce. The show makes me so happy - between it and Modern Family, who says comedy is dead?

    Posted by: dsbs at May 7, 2010 11:03 AM

    And yeah, seriously. Between modern dance Troy and Jeff without pants, Jeff without shirt, Jeff existing, Community is basically spoiling us girls.

    Posted by: dsbs at May 7, 2010 11:08 AM

    I would like to point out the sublime brilliance of Troy being first int he group to get shot.

    Think about it.

    Posted by: Vermillion at May 7, 2010 11:09 AM

    Re-watching it, I also notice that Shirley "died" only after mentioning going to spend time with her kids.

    Somebody on that show reads TvTropes.

    Posted by: Vermillion at May 7, 2010 11:13 AM

    I think I anticipated this episode of "Community" more than any other show in history. It did not disappoint! And re: "Parks and Rec," the funniness was significantly mellowed for me by the appearance of Detlef Schrempf, which served to renew my sense of bitterness and loss for the Sonics.

    Posted by: HB at May 7, 2010 11:40 AM

    McHale has guns? Good to know.

    Posted by: feramones at May 7, 2010 11:52 AM

    I liked Ken Jeong's awesome homage to God of Gamblers.

    Posted by: Will at May 7, 2010 11:55 AM

    You missed "Our Lady of Reluctant Integration"

    and "the woman who has black judge" on her resume nine times"

    I keep thinking I should watch Community but I can't get past my hate for Chevy Chase.

    Posted by: PaddyDog at May 7, 2010 12:01 PM

    PaddyDog - you should give Community a try. They don't try to make Chevy lovable or anything. He's pretty much a jerk.

    Apparently, not much of a stretch for him.

    Posted by: mswas at May 7, 2010 12:19 PM

    Hopping on the Community love-train. Last night was epic, and most of this season has been almost as funny. Viva Senor Chang!

    And for the Chevy Chase haters out there, be assured he nails the character-bigoted, clueless and smarmy, but once you truly get to understand him, you see he's...well, still bigoted clueless and smarmy. It's rather refreshing.

    Posted by: lil_a at May 7, 2010 12:39 PM

    Oh Hulu, nice choice with the Shaun of the Dead ad during this episode. Yes I DO like things that mash together and mock film cliches! So nice of you to notice. Oh, and you've got red on you.

    Posted by: coveredinbees at May 7, 2010 2:08 PM

    That episode was so amazing. What I want is for some industrious person to catalogue all the different references, so that I can make sure I didn't miss anything.

    Specifically, what was the boondock saints reference? I can't believe I missed it.

    And, Vermillion , troy's death could only have been funnier had they put troy in a red shirt and called him a "security officer."

    Posted by: "luker" the barbarian at May 7, 2010 2:25 PM

    Community and Parks & Rec gave me the best hour of television I have enjoyed all year. I can't remember a time I loved a half hour show as much as I loved last night's community.

    I am superlative happy.

    Posted by: DemonWaterPolo at May 7, 2010 2:35 PM

    I know, right?! Community is downright awesome. I'm liking these television highlights, Dustin.

    Posted by: Katie (KP) at May 7, 2010 5:20 PM

    Last night's Community was hands down the best thing on tv. I found myself wishing it were an hour long episode instead of the usual 30 minutes. Ken Jeong is ridiculously hilarious as Senor Chang, and last night he was on fire.

    Posted by: MelBivDevoe at May 7, 2010 5:32 PM

    Oh and HH. If you are out there. *we need an HH signal* I would love you forever if you did a mashup of the action movie scenes they reference with community that would be the greatest thing ever.

    Posted by: "luker" the barbarian at May 7, 2010 5:34 PM

    22 minutes of Community is better than 90 minutes of movie in any theater and it's $12 less.

    Ken Jeong's white suit wasn't Scarface, it was from one of the John Woo, Chow Yun Fat Hong Kong gangster films. The Chinese song playing in the background as he walked into the room was kind of a hint.

    What's the big idea of putting McHale in form fitting tighty stripey boxers while Gillian Jacobs wears black from neck to knee? They need to get her naked ASAP and pay the fine, if there even is one anymore. I mean she stripped and did some dancing in Choke and looked damn fine doing it. Show don't tell, if she's wearing Hello Kitty underwear hopefully it's a thong and a nice thin wife beater that hides nothing.

    Still have to give the show props for giving Glee more shots than a bat-bit rug rat. Again

    Posted by: OscarTamerz at May 7, 2010 10:20 PM

    The Die Hard ending was perfection.

    Posted by: Louise at May 7, 2010 10:28 PM

    Chow Yun Fat wore a white suit and wielded a machine gun in the 1989 John Woo movie The Killer and the count down fail safe explosion was from, of course, Predator>.

    Posted by: OscarTamerz at May 7, 2010 10:45 PM

    What was their homage to Lost? I didn't pick up on that

    Posted by: Michelle at May 7, 2010 11:02 PM

    When the girls ambush the boys in the bathroom right before the commercial break, the music is straight Lost. All screechy violins.

    Posted by: coveredinbees at May 8, 2010 12:01 AM

    And the white suit may not be Scarface but the way he shot his overlarge gun recklessly from the hip was one "leeeeettle friend" comment away from pure Pacino.

    Posted by: coveredinbees at May 8, 2010 12:03 AM

    Community made a reference to The Warriors, my favorite movie no-one-has-heard-about; how couldn't I love a show like this? Anyway, while shows like HIMYM and The Office are good but not as they used to be, Community has the advantage of still feeling fresh and daring to make awesome episodes like last night's; it's a shame it wasn't the season finale and that it lasted only 30 minutes.

    Posted by: Radlum at May 8, 2010 1:21 AM

    Community was pure genius. Perhaps best episode ever. Help me out here, and forgive the ignorance -- what was the reference early on with Abed's goggles and him springing off the wall to save Jeff?

    Posted by: megaroni and cheese at May 8, 2010 2:21 AM

    i just watched it.

    it was fucking brilliant.

    Posted by: stopthemadness at May 8, 2010 3:19 AM

    megaroni and cheese: That was a reference to chronicles of riddick / matrix. Riddick wears those goggles and trinity does the jump off the wall shooting thing in the beginning of the movie.

    Posted by: "luker" the barbarian at May 8, 2010 10:57 AM

    Every time I picked up on a reference, I couldn't help but shout it out. I think my fiancee hates me even more now.

    Posted by: ChristianH at May 8, 2010 12:25 PM

    This is fantastic! I've been raving about this episode to anyone who will listen ever since it aired and no one watched it. I should have known my fellow Pajibans would appreciate it.

    Posted by: becks at May 8, 2010 3:25 PM

    Having a student body fight each other to the death is from Battle Royal, a film that Quentin Tarantino praised highly and he even took one of the stars of it, Chiaki Kuriyama, to play Gogo Yubari, Lucy Liu's bodyguard in Kill Bill 1.

    Jeff wakes up to devastation which is from 28 Days Later and Cillian Murphy's exploration of deserted London.

    "Come with me if you don't want to have paint on your clothes." is a takeoff of what Michael Biehn and Ahnuld say to Linda Hamilton in Terminator 1 and 2 respectively.

    Troy greeting Jeff with "Jeff Winger, you son of a bitch, I heard you was dead." was a take off of what Ernest Borgnine said to Kurt Russell in from Escape from New York.

    The paint trickle was too general but Predator has blood from the skinned bodies at the helicopter falling on one of the soldiers as the closest reference. Blood falls on Brendan Gleason in 28 Days Later and Steve Burrell in Dawn of the Dead.

    The gun to face standoff was from another John Woo, Chow Yun Fat Hong Kong gangster flick called Hardboiled.

    "Study Group come out and play." was from The Warriors.

    Disco Stu is a character from the Simpsons

    Shirley reciting Psalms was from Saving Private Ryan when the sniper in the bell tower, Barry Pepper, got taken out by the panzer.

    Jeff and Britta bang after she fixes him up which is from Terminator 1 and is how Michael Biehn and Linda Hamilton got it on.

    He calls Britta Hans after she tries shooting him with her empty gun and he shows her the clip which is a reference to what Hans Gruber, Alan Rickman's character, did in Die Hard.

    The 2 pistols that Chang pulled out and was shooting with was from Hardboiled as well, IIRC but it could have been another one of John Woo and Chow Yun Fat films. Chow Yun Fat did that in more than one film.

    Posted by: OscarTamerz at May 8, 2010 10:29 PM

    Community community community community community. Community community community, community community community community community. Community community? Community community community community community; community community, community. Community, community, community community community community community.

    Community.

    Posted by: Lucas at May 9, 2010 1:05 AM

    I finally just watched that episode of Community. It may have been the single funniest episode of anything, ever.

    Posted by: Anna von Beaversmack at May 9, 2010 2:43 PM

    Ken Leung's crazy spraying of machine gun fire at the end reminded me of the beginning of Temple of Doom. The office confrontation was both Rambo Part 2 and Die Hard. The gathered-around-the-fire scene reminded me of Terminator Salvation whether or not that was the intention I don't know.

    Incredibly good episode.

    Posted by: TylerDFC at May 9, 2010 3:27 PM

    I've never seen Community but it looks like I should try and find this episode. Would it make any difference to my enjoyment that I've no clue about the show or the characters?

    What I did see from Thursday was Supernatural. And was it just me, or were there at least three Joss Whedon shout-outs in the latest ep? A convalescent home called Serenity Valley, for starters, then references to lines from Harmony ('New plan!') and Glory ('the world is dying bloody'). Little nods to the Master of the Multiple Apocalypse (what is the plural, anyway?) in a storyline about another apocalypse.

    Unless I imagined them. Anybody else notice?

    Posted by: Tarn at May 9, 2010 8:03 PM

    People always like celebrities, but I think those in uniform deserve more respect. They defend our country and safeguard our policy. Join M i l i t a r y f l i r t i n g.c o m, show your love and respect to our military heroes.

    Posted by: lily at May 10, 2010 10:26 AM