“Does marijuana help people work faster. I thought it just made them custom paint their fans and solve mysteries.”
“Are you ignoring me because I’m Korean?” “You’re Chinese.” “Oh, there’s a difference?”
Perfect Couples (Rating: C)
“Dude, she’s my wife. I don’t have secrets from my wife. What is this? A beer commercial?”
The Office (David Brent: A; The Episode: C+)
“Comedy is a place where the mind goes to tickle itself. That’s what she said!”
“Where’s your jet pack, Zuckerberg.”
Parks and Recreation (Ron Swanson: A+; The Episode: A-)
“I’m not interested in caring about people. I once worked with a guy for three years and never learned his name. Best friend I ever had. We still never talk sometimes.”
“Now, I know I’m not going to find somebody that’s both aggressively mean and apathetic. April really is the whole package.”
“Leslie, I typed your symptoms up here, and it says you have network connectivity problems.”
“I haven’t had lunch since yesterday.”
“You had me at meat tornado.”
“I’m surrounded by a lot of women in this department. And that includes the men.”
“Good evening, everyone. I’m Leslie Monster, and this is ‘Nightline.’”
“Stop. Pooping.”
Give it up, everybody, for Scott Bakula from ‘Quantum Leap.’”
30 Rock (Rating: B)
“The Real Transvestite Hoarders of the Orange County Penitentiary.” “That show is so upsetting. Why does the warden let Lady Extravaganza have so many spoons?”
“What happens when the second flood comes, and you’re not allowed on Reverend Gary’s ark, especially since Reverend Gary made it clear that the ark is just for teenage boys?”
“When the birds first started attacking us, we all thought it was pretty funny and made Hitchcock jokes. But we’re not laughing now, because laughing excited the birds sexually.”
“Someone get a PA to feed me baby good or I will drop a D in the green room.”
“It was our highest rating since that episode of ‘SVU’ where the detectives watched ‘American Idol.’”
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Really disappointing episode of Community. It felt like the most sitcom-y episode yet.
Posted by: THRILLHO at January 28, 2011 11:08 AM
Ok, I'm only correcting you because my brother is a (mostly) reformed pot head and a fan of Scooby Doo, but I believe the quote was "...custom paint their vans and solve mysteries.” and he found that line hysterical.
Otherwise I don't think he would have been laughing that hard. Unless, of course, he was high. Which I'm 98% wasn't the case. His skill with my new PS3 was too on point to indicate being under the influence.
I would have given Community a B just for the continued reference of the Dean as a furry with the whole bee suit convention nod and stealing the Cat!Jeff picture, but they had an incest storyline which was weird and moved the episode to a C for me. And gross. And yes it made things awkward, but incest is not cool. It's weird and makes ugly dogs.
Posted by: Kayanne at January 28, 2011 11:10 AM
Parks & Rec KILLED last night. I couldn't stop laughing and I was so pissed that I don't have a DVR because I wanted to watch it again as soon as it was over.
Posted by: jM at January 28, 2011 11:12 AM
The "front stinger" bit in Community had me laughing, too. Overall, I agree, though. Not the greatest episode, but still 1000x better than Perfect Couples or Outsourced.
Posted by: logar at January 28, 2011 11:23 AM
I have to finish season 2 of Parks and Rec before I can start these, and I miss all of my shows last night anyway. But that PICTURE? AMAZING. Long live Nick Offerman.
Posted by: Julie at January 28, 2011 11:23 AM
The Office was blah last night but it continued the very-little-screen-time-for-Jim theme so that was good.
Also, I KNOW it's a sit-com but does everybody get hospitalized for several days for the flu in Indiana? That's some awesome health insurance the Parks and Recs department has.
Posted by: PaddyDog at January 28, 2011 11:26 AM
That "Stop. Pooping." moment had me in TEARS last night. It was the situation, and the hilarity of the character and just his DELIVERY. I have never loved Rob Lowe more.
And then that whole scene with Leslie high on flu medicine? oh my sweet Jeebus.
"I'm gonna be late for the Chamber of Secrets!"
Dying.
I've spent the last three days watching all of the series on Netflix, and I am now firmly and deeply in love.
On another note: the meeting of the Worst Bosses in History was quite precious. I wish it could have gone on longer.
I'm sure this has been explained or at least asked before, but ever since I started reading Pajiba I've always wondered why the focus on NBC? Is there some kind of deal going on, or do these just happen to be Dustin's favorite shows? The SNL recaps in particular have always baffled me.
Posted by: JohnnyBee at January 28, 2011 11:39 AM
I am worried for my dear Community.
It just seems like there's been a downward trend into sitcommy-ness and "very special moments" and I hope that's not a sign of things to come. First season (and parts of second season) have been so freaking brilliant that to see them do a plotline like they did last night is just a little sad.
Needs more Troy and Abed.
Posted by: meh at January 28, 2011 11:42 AM
Are you sure it's "custom paint their fans" and not "custom paint their vans"?
Because who custom paints a fan?
Posted by: Lee Lee at January 28, 2011 11:43 AM
"Every A-list celebrity owns an island; Nick Cage, Celine Dion, Charles Widmore.."
Posted by: DR. EX-GIRLFRIEND at January 28, 2011 11:46 AM
Today, it is my turn to be "that person" because I have noticed this several times recently:
When people say "on point" shouldn't they be saying "en pointe" as fully-focused, on track and on their toes?
If I'm wrong, I look forward to your rudeness about it. Turnabout is fair play.
Posted by: Mrs. Julien at January 28, 2011 11:46 AM
Also, pretty sure it's "baby food", not "baby good."
Is there a proofreading step over there at pajiba?
Posted by: Lee Lee at January 28, 2011 11:49 AM
Mrs. Julien:
I understood it to mean absolutely focused on the message that is to be delivered and didn't stray from that message, i.e, "he was on point through the entire discussion".
But I could be wrong: business metaphors are so ridiculous I have a very hard time being in corporate meetings without breaking out in laughter.
Let's run this one up the flag pole and see if someone salutes it
Posted by: PaddyDog at January 28, 2011 12:54 PM
"I guess when you looked inside of me you forgot about my balls. They're on the outside."
Posted by: beet salad at January 28, 2011 12:57 PM
Re: On Point
Doesn't that come from the military where the guy in front of a pontrol is 'taking point' or 'on point'?
Posted by: benjiep at January 28, 2011 1:17 PM
"...custom paint their vans and solve mysteries.”
Although I didn't even see this show, if this is what was said, I'd assume it must be a reference to Scooby-Doo and the gang.
I think "en pointe" and "on point" are two seperate phrases, both used in English language.
Posted by: JohnnyBee at January 28, 2011 1:29 PM
Nice one me. Apparently I can't read 8 words prior to the quote I'm looking for. Didn't notice Kayanne's reference to Scooby Doo.
Still wondering if someone can answer my question about the NBC focus though.
Posted by: JohnnyBee at January 28, 2011 1:32 PM
Eh, Mrs. Julien, you're not even remotely that person. I picked it up from corporate speak and my dad. Because I wasn't sure the origin if you were right or what, so I decided to do some nerdy research and found an article from the Language Log where someone asked about its popularity and origin. Apparently, it started as a legal term (in which in meant that it specifically pertained to the case) and branched out to just generic phrase for "directly relating to," or "right on target." And then there is the whole basketball play stuff and benjiep is right that it seems to have military ties, as well.
And now I'm weirdly interested in the backgrounds of other common phrases.
Posted by: Kayanne at January 28, 2011 1:40 PM
I thought The Office was fantastic last night. Kevin's "presentation" was outstanding, I was laughing so hard I was crying. Creed was weirder than usual, and I love it when Michael actually demonstrates sales expertise. Also Holly and Michael riffing doing their ridiculous accents is so damn CUTE. I loved that Jim was avoiding the dude, then runs into him and you think it's going to be all cool but NOPE, dude still holds a grudge from 20 years before. Krasinski must be filming a movie or something from the lack of screen time.
I thought the other shows were fine, and Perfect Couples is actually pretty good. It's a hell of a lot better than Outsourced (which I've given up on) and a good match to the others. I don't know, it works for me. There are enough good lines to keep me interested. Also, the "normal" brunette girl is freaking gorgeous. So that helps. I liked that they kept showing the hobbled bird hopping around on the floor and the blond girl gets some damn funny lines in.
AH! JohnnyBee you are too good (seewhatIdidthere). That's the article I mentioned. We are on the same wavelength.
And I think it has less to do with NBC and more to do with the favorite shows of the people around here. A lot of the staff and commentors enjoy the Thursday night comedy line-up and doing a little run down like this allows for a place for people to do a little discussing of the previous night's episodes.
But I could be completely wrong and Dustin may do this because of his intense fetish for peacocks. The world may never know, Mr. Owl.
Posted by: Kayanne at January 28, 2011 1:45 PM
Thanks Kayanne. That was basically what I'd figured, but the regular SNL thing threw me off. Not that it should; I grew up obsessed with the show, so I should understand somebody trying to find some justification for it still being on the air.
And yeah, I can't resist the nerdy research either, although this is a regular thing for me. I'm always interested in the origin of common phrases. Some of the best ways of expressing yourself have been around for longer than anyone can remember. Cheers.
Posted by: JohnnyBee at January 28, 2011 1:59 PM
Kevin reminded me of Chris Farley last night and I mean that as a compliment..running around and being out of breath, it was hilarious!
Why hasn't my quote about what he said about not being Jim appeared? =/
Posted by: Bettie at January 28, 2011 2:18 PM
Parks & Rec was GOLDEN. The Office was pretty damn good. First time I've been disappointed in Community, really.
And yeah, that picture is a masterpiece and I would like a framed oil paint rendition hanging in my living room.
Posted by: Poptart at January 28, 2011 2:55 PM
Woo hoo! Thanks everyone for the research and responses.I love learning the origins of idioms, it is one of my most favouritist things ever! If anyone has a definitive explanation (which they can prove) of the origin of "the whole nine yards" I will buy you a pack of gum in any flavour your want
Let's play thesaurus next time!
Posted by: Mrs. Julien at January 28, 2011 3:20 PM
I can't believe there's no quotes from Chang taking over as Drugs. "I'm gonna deep fry your dog and eat your sister's face..." and so on... Chang just brings on the creepshow and while it was an admittedly less funny episode than usual, there was alot to enjoy if you re-watch. For instance, hearing that Annie lives in Dildo-opolis.
I do wonder why all the episodes are becoming so Annie-themed though. I love Alison Brie as much as everybody does, but its an ensemble and it feels like some of the other characters are getting the shaft.
Posted by: valerie at January 28, 2011 3:39 PM
Community: "We've got every kid out there screaming "we want drugs!" Now he have to get out there, do some damage control, and get that number down to the national average!"
Posted by: greg at January 28, 2011 5:58 PM
30 Rock was way better than a B
Posted by: jiffylube at January 28, 2011 6:15 PM
The "front stinger" bit in Community had me laughing, too. Overall, I agree, though. Not the greatest episode, but still 1000x better than Perfect Couples or Outsourced.
Are you serious? That "front stinger" joke deserved a sad trombone it was so jokey.
Posted by: John G. at January 28, 2011 6:16 PM
I was a bit disappointed by Community too, but Chang managed to elevate it at the end. Especially when Shirley realized he was actually crazy. I didn't think Annie being the focus was the problem so much as it was Pearce. The less Chevy, the better.
Parks and Rec was really good as usual. My favourite line from Ron was: "I didn’t know what to bring you, so I just got some magazines and lipstick. Woman’s stuff." I'm still not impressed by Rob Lowe and I hope doesn't stay on the show too long. But they can keep Adam Scott, because I adore him.
Posted by: Uda at January 28, 2011 6:40 PM
May Dorga's trident pierce them from the skies?
Posted by: T at January 28, 2011 8:10 PM
They need to totally keep Rob Lowe and Adam Scott on Parks & Rec. They are perfect! And there is something strangely yummy about Adam.
Posted by: Lemon Poundcake at January 28, 2011 8:27 PM
Rob Lowe and Adam Scott are permanent character additions according to Adam Scott.
Posted by: John G. at January 28, 2011 9:52 PM
Could be that it was something I... um... smoked, but the mere idea of a Period Fairy made me laugh so hard I nearly barfed.
Though I agree, not the best episode of Community, it had me sold the moment I realized that Jeff and Brita were cool, cool kitties. Or maybe they were hip cats. Either way, every time they were on screen it brought a smile to my face. Plus I now what to wear to my next fancy dress party.
Posted by: Morgan LaFai at January 29, 2011 3:13 AM
I thought Community was really funny. Maybe not one of their most inventive episodes, but it had some great small gags. Like 'dean dong!' when Pelton entered the room, or the synced motions from Jeff and Britta in the background as the cool cats.
Posted by: Matthijs at January 29, 2011 4:27 AM
Pajiba does have a copy editor, but she doesn't know what to do about correcting TV quotes she hasn't seen - for all she knows, they could actually have said "baby good." Apologies!
I thought 30 Rock was the best episode of the week, followed closely by community. The meaningful looks between Liz and Jack at the end of 30 rock had me almost crying with laughter.
Posted by: camytaru at January 30, 2011 8:38 AM
9 yards was how much fabric was on a roll, so when buying it you would ask for the whole nine yards.
Posted by: Ziver at January 30, 2011 12:06 PM
I read something many years ago where Ricky Gervais said he'd never do what he just did cause it's hacky. You have made me a sad panda Mr. Gervais.
Really disappointing episode of Community. It felt like the most sitcom-y episode yet.