Brad: We gotta find forty pounds of seal meat, lace it with Ketamine, find that bear, knock it out, and steal it’s baby. Dave: I like it. Psychological warfare. But first, we gotta throw a memorial for a guy we barely even know. Brad: Yeah… and then we do the seal meat thing. Dave: And what’s uppp? I’ll get you inside.
“Panda’s are like the breast cancer of animal charities.” — Jane
“Blood is thicker than annoying.” —Max
“My smoothie budget is out of control. Daddy don’t do domestic papaya!” — Brad
Alex: I stapled on five feathers. Why feathers? Jane: Why staples?
“I hate kids. And I’m not talking the type I hate that goes away after a series of zany misadventures where we grow to love each other. I’m talking about a blistering hate for them and their creepy tiny little features.” — Max
Of course there’s a heaven. And clouds are made of candy, and you can eat free tacos even if you never get a tattoo… And everyone is happy all the time and anyways, it doesn’t even matter because by the time you guys are that old they will have invented magical robots to help us live forever. —Penny
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Ha you called Brad, Ben! Only being anal because it was my favorite quote of the night.
Posted by: Jean Ralphio at November 25, 2011 2:25 PM
I've never watched this show, but I may have to start now. The "I hate kids" quote amused me perhaps too much. Half the people I work with are having babies soon, but fuck it, that quote is going on a t-shirt*.
*Which will only be worn under another shirt. While I may agree with the sentiment, I try to keep the naked hostility to a minimum at the workplace, because I'm a team player.
Posted by: Groundloop at November 25, 2011 2:59 PM
This show is so money... I love it more and more every week
Posted by: annie711pm at November 25, 2011 7:05 PM
I didn't like the Brad and Dave duo much. Just seemed like both were trying really hard with no real payoff. Maybe they just don't have that great a chemistry together? Still great season so far.
Posted by: googergieger at November 25, 2011 8:25 PM
I'm not sure why, but this episode didn't do it for me like the others did. Maybe it was the creepy dolls - they kind of suck the funny out of the room.
Posted by: Tits McGee at November 26, 2011 2:24 AM
Is there a reason why the gifs with yellow text are ordered punchline then set-up?
Ha you called Brad, Ben! Only being anal because it was my favorite quote of the night.