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TV Reviews | October 23, 2007 | Comments (48)


Hey there Pajibians. Dustin et al. have kindly plucked me from blogscurity and given me this here fancy soap box to talk about two of my favorite topics: politics and television. We’ve got a long road of electoral shenanigans ahead of us, lots of snark and rage and laughs to be had (and if we’re lucky, maybe a ray or two of hope), so let’s get started:

I’ve watched Bill Maher since his “Politically Incorrect” days and will always have a soft spot for him for saying what he did so soon after 9/11. If only the rest of the media had been so brave/stupid. I often disagree with him, and I happen to think he’s a really bad comedian (thanks to TiVo, I now fast-forward through his monologue), but there’s something about his shows: For all of the blowhard, sensational, “I’m going to say something really unpopular in a neenerneenerneener tone all high-and-mighty like,” he and his guests occasionally get to a kernel of truth that doesn’t get talked about elsewhere on the TV.

“Real Time” is sort of “The Daily Show’s” drug-addicted, drop-out kid brother. “The Daily Show” studied, got his masters and leads a highly functional life, so when he sits down at a family dinner and tells dad that the guy he voted for is, in fact, a criminal, the folks have a hard time writing him off. But “Real Time” stumbles in drunk at Thanksgiving raging about everything from religion to Ellen and her fucking dog, so when he throws in some serious shit about wire tapping and torture, Dad gets to scoff and dismiss it as the ravings of a lunatic. All of this to say, I like Bill. In spite of himself. In fact, last week’s episode offered two moments that got me thinking about the nature of our democracy, how easily corruptible it is, and why we have to keep fighting for the unattainable goal of a functioning system.

The first came about a third of the way into the panel discussion, when two folks from “The Truth about 9/11” camp tried to hijack the show. Now, let me get this out of the way. If you think the World Trade Center attack was a controlled explosion planned and executed by our government, I’m not gonna change your mind, and you’re not gonna change mine. But since I’ve got the mic, I’ll say this much: Your energy, passion and dedication would better serve this country if you focused it on actual crimes against humanity. Anyone who thinks this administration — this totally incompetent, bumbling, greedy, sham of an administration — is capable of that kind of massive cover-up is out of their goddamned minds. Rage in the comments section if you must. I will ignore you.

Moving on…. Here’s the video:

My initial reaction was, “What a hilarious, entertaining circus!” Then came the interview with Russian presidential candidate and chess master Garry Kasparov:

I want to echo what Chris Mathews says: Why the fuck don’t our guys talk to us like that? I don’t know enough about Kasparov to have an informed opinion about him. Obviously, he has an agenda just like every other politician in the history of existence. But how refreshing is it to hear one of them speaking to an audience as if, gasp, they are sentient, adult beings capable of grasping complex concepts? Who’d have thunk it could humanly be possible?

At the beginning of the show, Bill interviewed John Edwards. I like John fine. I adore his wife. If she were running, she just might have my vote. He said all the right things in perfect sound-bite form. Bill asked him why politicians say the same thing over and over, why they stick to rote answers instead of really talking to people. Naturally, Edwards gave a rote answer about the American people wanting to feel confident their leaders have the courage of their convictions. Sure, I guess. That’s important. It’s also total bullshit. The truth is: They give rote answers out of fear. God forbid they show an ounce of unrehearsed humanity. Anyone remember Howard Dean?

More than a leader who has “the courage of her convictions” (no, I’m not a Hilary supporter but it’s hardly fair for her to get the short end of the pronoun stick all the time), I want a leader who can demonstrate a massive capacity for abstract thought, the ability to synthesize tons of information, recognize that shit is not black and white and then take a clear position. The ability to engage, compromise and change. Nothing — not one thing — about the electoral process as it exists today has anything to do with that. It has everything to do with creating an image that will entice folks to open their wallets. (And while we’re on the topic, I’m still on your team, Barack, but those obnoxious fundraising e-mails talking shit about Hilary are giving me pause.)

What about Ron Paul, Gravel and Kucinich, you say? Well, yes, the luxury of being a maybe-if-everyone-else-died candidate is you get to shoot shit straight. No reason to fear the media, they like an underdog. The thing is, when they speak to me like I have a brain, it’s quite easy for me to determine I disagree with them. (I’m still on the fence about Kucinich, actually.)

So here’s the double-edged sword: We’ve got it good. In spite of how incredibly fucked our government is, clearly in the pocket of corporate interests, you can still run for office with out fear of polonium in your salad. And yet, we have so little gratitude as a nation, so little respect for our rights and our potential for good that we squander our attention on Britney’s vag shots and hollering about “Building 7.” Don’t kid yourself, those two things are the flip side of the same coin: Addiction to sensationalism. And yet, in a police state where free press is an oxymoron, we wouldn’t have the luxury of giving a shit about that stuff.

I’ll be the first to admit that the Aaron Sorkin fantasyland in which I wished we lived doesn’t exist. The first to admit that this issue is incredibly complicated with out a magic bullet solution. It’s the media’s fault. It’s the candidates’ fault. It’s our fault. There’s no end of the road. There’s no city on a hill where all this shit will melt away and the system envisioned in our Constitution will click along like a finely tuned watched. But if we don’t fight for it, if we don’t at least occasionally cast our gaze away from the bullshit and towards the man behind the curtain, we have no one to blame but ourselves when we can’t afford health care or gas or heat, when we can’t breathe or go outside with out 185 spf sunblock, when we can’t protest the actions of our president with out the secret service whisking us into a holding area. Oh wait, that last one’s already here. It’s a slippery slope.

To end this inaugural post, I’ll leave you with my all time favorite moment of pop politics — Jon Stewart on “Crossfire”:

(Anyone else noticed Tucker’s since bailed on the bow tie? Advantage, Stewart.)

Beckylooo is an aspiring television writer, aka an assistant. She has a deep understanding of the importance of a pleasant phone manner and a well stocked fridge. Further rantings and ravings can be found at If A TV Falls in the Woods.


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Comments

Re. Kasparov: this was on Reddit.com a couple of days ago and I thought this comment was interesting.

"If you have viewed the video and were left with a renewed sense of disdain for Putin's government and respect for Kasparov's work, then I wish you well. Your lack of knowledge of Russian politics has just been exploited to feed you propaganda.

It may surprise you to find out that Kasparov associates with a group you know well -- American neocons. In fact, he has received recognition for his work and was given a board seat by the National Security Advisory Council. This organization is promoting the same policy of "peace through American strength" which got US into Iraq and which has a policy of dismembering Russia in order to pass control over its natural resources to Western interests.

Given such a background it shouldn't be surprising that Kasparov is a fringe candidate in Russia and is closely monitored by authorities. Imagine that in the United States, a presidential candidate was advocating overthrowing the government and making US a vassal of another state. In fact there were such candidates in the US! How many of you know of Gus Hall or Angela Davis? Both were presidential/vice-presidential candidates from the United States Communist party. Both were prosecuted and marginalized by the media.

My point isn't to argue pros/cons of alternative systems of government. My point is that each government either in the United States or Russia is concerned first and foremost about its continuity, its self-preservation. Thus, the system's enforcers(FBI, CIA, KGB) closely monitor leaders who advocate the overthrow of the system of government, whether they are Kasparov or Gus Hall.

Everyone loves a good underdog story. Inviting Kasparov is a cheap way for Bill Maher to exploit the underdog perception to get rating.

Is everything great under in Russia under Putin? Of course not. However, one cannot pass judgment on Putin's government based solely on the negatives. The net of Putin's rule is that he will leave the country in a better shape than what he inherited in 1998.

While the vast majority of Russians benefited from Putin's rule, some on the fringes did not. Most oligarchs who stole from the Russian nation under Yeltsin have had their loot taken back from them. Kasparov, like other accomplices of oligarchs lost their positions of power and influence. Now they are trying to restore their power, not by acknowledging the government's successes and offering to continue progress, but by wanting to overthrow the system."

Posted by: Alex at October 23, 2007 2:39 PM

Oh, God, I didn't think it would be that long. My apologies to everyone for posting a fucking essay.

Posted by: Alex at October 23, 2007 2:40 PM

You know, Beckyloo, you're right that there's no easy answer to any of this. We're all culpable in the situation we've gotten ourselves in politically. That said, I just can't stop myself from railing at the media. We all claim that we'd like to be treated as "sentient, adult beings capable of grasping complex concepts?" But what happened when Barack Obama took off his motherfucking flag lapel pin? There's so much news out there that the only thing left is "news." It's depressing and infuriating.

On a positive note, I LOVE the way you compare Bill Maher to The Daily Show. It's dead on and something I've tried to articulate for a long time.

Posted by: megbon at October 23, 2007 3:25 PM

In the first clip, Maher responds to the heckling as follows:

This isn't the Iowa Caucus. It's not a debate. The debate's between us (pointing to his panel). You're in the audience. Audience comes from the Latin "to listen."

He was applauded for this, and I guess it was justified under the circumstances. The basic that the platform belongs only to the elite comes from oxygen deprivation atop the pedestal of big media, and Maher is very much that. His public disdain for the south crosses over the line into bigotry, so I have a tough time with him.

That said, I think your piece, Beckylooo, was well done. Thanks.

Posted by: Terry Heaton at October 23, 2007 4:13 PM

I dont think I need gasparov to tell me that Putin is a freaking dictator, for christ's sake! he was the the head of KGB? Do you think he was making cookies? Russia is one of the most dangerous country for journalist, I dont think I need to say anything else.

Posted by: rio at October 23, 2007 4:15 PM

I want to like Maher, but his insistence on giving a platform to his "friend" Mann Schmoulter in the socalled interest of balance just makes me turn away.

Re: Kasparov, as Alex pointed out, he is very much a neo-con and has also been appointed to one of the neo-con think tanks here (I think the American Enterprise Institute), so I would beware but that doesn't take away from the truth that Putin is one scary motherfucker poison-toting son-of-a-bitch.

Finally, yeah, I know we still have some rights and are polonium-free, but read Frank Rich's NYT column on exactly how the money changes hands across the Bushie/Blackwater/assorted friends crowd in Iraq and then tell me if this adminstration isn't just as corrupt as your average sub-Saharan African dictatorship.

Posted by: PaddyDog at October 23, 2007 4:40 PM

I'm going to have to hijack this a bit to say that my friend was threatened by Tucker Carlson his sophomore year of high school.

He wrote in a blog that Tucker Carlson was moving to our town (This is the truth, I'm not sure if he still lives there), and that he wouldn't be surprised if on mischief night, shit went down at the Carlson residence.

Carlson called the house of my then-sixteen-year-old friend, and told him that if anything happened to his house, family, or car, he would hold my friend personally responsible.

I wouldn't have believed it if I hadn't heard the message myself. He recorded it on a mini-tape, and still has it to this point.

I really have no other point to this comment, except to share that story.

Posted by: Ella at October 23, 2007 4:50 PM

Living in a country that shares a border with Russia, is intimately connected to Russia politically, economically, socially and culturally gives me the opportunity to access news about what is going there that isn't the official state propaganda or the "let's-report-what-they-want-us-to-report-because-we're-kinda-scared-of-them-and-we-need-their-support" version that most of the news outlets in America report.

And, Sasha (if I may call you that), while it might be true that many people have benefited from Putin's rule, to say that "...the vast majority of Russians benefited from Putin's rule, some on the fringes did not..." makes me ponder whether a) you're not as well informed as you might think you are; b) you're very selective about which news you chose to read and or believe; c) you have a vested interest in painting a rosy picture about what is going on there, or; d) you have an interesting and original definition of the phrases "vast majority" , "fringes" and "benefited".

If you were making that statement about the people of Moscow, St. Petersburg, Novosibirsk, Yekaterinburg and perhaps Vladivostok, then I might agree with you to a point (although I would still argue against your "vast majority" claim). Yes, most people in these cities now have reliable heating and running water and have access and the means with which to access other amenities and conveniences. But once you set foot outside of the major centers the story is not quite as rosy.

And even if the picture were as rosy as you claim it is, Putin's and Russia's actions in Chechnya; their handling of the Nord Ost and Beslan crises; their political and economic interference and attempts at control and influence in the Ukraine, Georgia, the Baltics and other ex-Soviet satellite states; the "silencing" of Anna Politkovskaya, Alexander Litvinenko and other opponents and critics; the crack-down on the press' freedom; the charade and sham that were the municipal and local elections in 2004 and 2005, all of these things are a sign that Russia is on course to return to it's pre-glasnost Stalinist glory. What's scary is that unlike Stalin and the Soviets, Putin and modern Russia is smarter, more cunning and has more actual power and influence than Stalin ever had (the economic power of oil and natural gas is more important today than military power, although Russia is working hard to build that up again as well). And in the past few years we have begun to witness his willingness to flex that muscle, to flaunt it and use it to justify their boldness in defying international criticism of their actions internally against their own citizens and their covert actions outside of their borders.

My only solace is that I live in an EU and NATO member state and that Russia might not repeat its actions of 1941. At least not in the near future.

Posted by: causaubon at October 23, 2007 5:01 PM

(i also apologize for my essay-length comment, but i do feel that it needed to be said, so, i guess i'm not really apologizing. sorry 'bout that)

Posted by: causaubon at October 23, 2007 5:08 PM

Alex: i just re-read your post and realised that your entire comment was the quote from Reddit.com. in my fervour to blast you i didn't read your comment as carefully as i should have and only now noticed that the quotation marks closing the quote were at the very end of your comment, not somewhere in the middle. i sincerely apologize. no hard feelings?

Posted by: causaubon at October 23, 2007 5:18 PM

I agree that political sound bites are born of fear, but it's rarely fear of saying anything meaningful-it's fear of the media. Yes, all politicians have an agenda, but so do certain media outlets. If a politician doesn't stay on message at all times, they leave themselves open to biased parties taking what they say out of context and distorting it. Plus, for every speech, possibly, what, 1% is actually shown on the news as a follow-up? And that's only for the top candidates. Unfortunately, with the insane amount of coverage, every politician knows they will only be known to the average voter based on their positions on one, maybe two issues-sound bites are just a way to keep enforcing these pre-packaged messages and dissemanating them to the largest popular audience.

Posted by: Josh at October 23, 2007 5:20 PM

I agree that political sound bites are born of fear, but it's rarely fear of saying anything meaningful-it's fear of the media. Yes, all politicians have an agenda, but so do certain media outlets. If a politician doesn't stay on message at all times, they leave themselves open to biased parties taking what they say out of context and distorting it. Plus, for every speech, possibly, what, 1% is actually shown on the news as a follow-up? And that's only for the top candidates. Unfortunately, with the insane amount of coverage, every politician knows they will only be known to the average voter based on their positions on one, maybe two issues-sound bites are just a way to keep enforcing these pre-packaged messages and dissemanating them to the largest popular audience.

Posted by: Josh at October 23, 2007 5:20 PM

Causaubon: Yeah! That was one great essay-length comment.

Posted by: PaddyDog at October 23, 2007 5:22 PM

Soooo everybody gets to write, except Barbado? Racism...perhaps...or.... do I have to kill somebody?

What if? I don't know, I whacked any writer here for example (off the top of my head) ...Vermillion?

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at October 23, 2007 5:24 PM

PaddyDog: in the immortal words of Bartle and Jaymes... "thank you for your support!"

Posted by: causaubon at October 23, 2007 5:33 PM

in the socalled interest of balance just makes me turn away

Paddy, as Colbert might say, "That's trademarked, and you owe me five dollars."

Thanks for the article, Beckylooo Who, and I like your blog too. And all the Whos in Whoville said, "We do too!"

I echo the sentiments about Bill Maher, an entertaining and brave journalist who can also be a frustrating, self-aggrandizing jackass. In the end, I'm glad he's out there as a free-speech umbrella for the rest of us, as with his post-9/11 comments, which were not only spot-on, but provided an important cultural touchstone.

I'm strongly pro-military, but the "free-and-the-brave vs. cowards" nonsense of our pathetic chimp-in-chief was insulting and the subsequent oppression of dissent virulently un-American. I'm now used to shameful displays of speech-suppression by our "government" ("Americans need to watch what they say right now." "Oh really Ari? Howsabout watching me say 'Fuck you, Assface'? Watch that, you empty-suit Goebbels wannabe."), but to see the gutless cowardice of the press at that time was probably the most dispiriting civic moment of my life. And Bill Maher saved me from that, so I'll always have a warm place for him. (Also, I used to see him regularly at the Red Sage in D.C. toting around various hot chicks, and I grudgingly admire that he gets a lot of tail.)

Posted by: socalledonlycousins at October 23, 2007 5:49 PM

I was trying to get the basic theme of this post through to my mother last week, not nearly as eloquently as you beckyloo, but the basic premise. I enjoyed this. Thanks.

Posted by: Greg P. at October 23, 2007 6:02 PM

Ok,

OT: It was but a few years ago that as young and VERY naive Pli-Sci students I thought I could neatly place any country's actions into a neat little theory. Now, it turns out that with globalization/ corporate controlled national and international politics EVERYTHING has been turned on its head. I feel as if more and more powerful and faceless entities WILL dictate how we live, interact and even die. Government (even "democratic" ones) no longer exist to serve YOU and ME we live to serve IT.

Is there something we can do about it? HOW? Are we gonna step-up and risk our comfy SUV's the security of our 401k's? Our homes? Risk going to some secret unknown prison?

We are screwed, there will be no revolution,unless it's a marketed and sponsored one by Vitamin Water/Microsoft/MySpace/ and Fox. Oh, and it will be podcasted, 'natch.

Orwell was right on the money.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at October 23, 2007 6:03 PM

Yeah, casaudon, I won't pretend to have any real knowledge about Russia, Putin and Kasparov. I just thought that people here might find it interesting to respond to.

In the future, though, I'm going reserve my essay-length comments for thoughts I have come up with on my own. I really did not expect it to look so long, probably because it came from a site where the comments go all the way across rather than just a teeny section of the page.

Posted by: Alex at October 23, 2007 6:17 PM

Also, calling me Sasha made me laugh out loud. Heh.

Posted by: Alex at October 23, 2007 6:21 PM

i'm so glad that you have a sense of humour, Alex.

Posted by: causaubon at October 23, 2007 6:28 PM

Lately I have begun to hate it when our government is called "incompetent", and that 9/11, Iraq, shitty health care system et al. happened because of their "incompetence". That is just naive. Frankly, for Bush and his Cabal it IS "Mission Accomplished". They knew all of this was going to turn out this way. Do you know how many BILLIONS of dollars they/their friends are making from this war? GE (which owns NBC) makes tanks. It's called war profiteering. And the oil...I forgot about the oil! Yep, corporations CONTROL the united states. Facism.

Posted by: Rhoda at October 23, 2007 6:41 PM

Totally! Also, Dumbledore is gay.

Posted by: Mockstar at October 23, 2007 6:54 PM

Actually Rhoda, I'd argue they're greedy AND incompetent. The Iraq debacle wasn't just about war profiteering, it was also about giving the neo-cons a playground to test out all their theories of limited government. None of which worked. Shocking, I know.

Causabon - thanks for that thoughtful and informative comment.

Posted by: Beckylooo at October 23, 2007 6:58 PM

I'm thrilled to see a little bit-o-politic here. I too have been watching Bill Maher since back in the PI days. As we all saw, that crap (him losing his show) was just the beginning. I for one am thrilled to have his pompous ass on HBO where he can discuss what's really going on in this country. I don't always agree with him, but it seems like he and Keith Olbermann are the only ones left not afraid to speak out against this "administration".

Posted by: Cindy at October 23, 2007 8:18 PM

Socalled: I did think of you as I typed that and in homage to you I ran it together as a word rather than hyphenating. Please accept my humble tribute to you and I'll send a fraction of a Euro your way which will come to about $100 by morning given the way the exchange rate has been going. So by my reckoning, that gives me 19 more uses of your copyright.

Posted by: PaddyDog at October 23, 2007 8:29 PM

Anyone with an agenda will try and silence the other side of the argument, be they government or not. Just look at Al Gore saying the global warming debate is over. He makes his livelihood (and a good number of awards) from giving talks about global warming, why would he actually want to have a debate about the subject? (I'm not trying to argue whether or not global warming is man-made, just using an example.) The "you're with us or against us" mentality isn't exclusive to the administration.

I imagine this country would function a bit more properly if we had school choice, we didn't have career politicians, senators were not elected by the people (as before), more power was left to the states rather than the Feds, and we repealed the income tax in favor of the FairTax... but I'm just one guy.

And on a Bill Maher related note: I have his book "If You Ride Alone You Ride With bin Laden" and it is excellent, an easy but intelligent read.

Posted by: The Stew at October 23, 2007 9:18 PM

Do you really think that's what Gore is trying to say? I don't think he is trying to silence debate as much as he's trying to stop the meme that "the jury's still out" on global warming...because, well, it's not. It's difficult to have a debate about something when the facts all point in one direction, and most of the detractors have been shown to have ulterior motives. There's not much point arguing with someone on global warming at this point, because either you believe it's happening or you believe it's fear mongering propaganda.

I don't think this is really an example of "you're with us or you're against us," so much as it is one where the debate has gone on for so long that the sides have pretty much been determined and no new information is going to change that until the ocean levels start rising.

Posted by: Alex at October 23, 2007 10:03 PM

Watching that Crossfire clip is depressing because nothing has really changed.

Sitting here north of the border, I am amazed that Bush managed to get re-elected and then create such a debt and reduce the economy to the point that the "loonie" (CDN dollar) is actually worth more than the US dollar. How many more valid reasons are needed to impeach this guy? If Clinton could be dragged into the process for lying about a blowjob, surely Bush's lies about the war and use of torture (and much more) are grounds for starting the process? Now Cheney is talking about Iran and Maher's rants of the US attacking Iran for no reason are slowly starting to look on the money. Where is the outrage and why do Americans seem content to just ride this out until 2008?

Maher is arrogant and full of himself most of the time, but at least he, Stewart and Colbert give those of us looking from the outside some hope that there still are a few sane people left below the 49th parallel.

Posted by: nic at October 23, 2007 10:34 PM

The reasons politicians are not candid and why they talk to us as if we're 5 years old:
1) They are afraid of pissing off any constituents, so they keep their soundbites as bland and noncommittal as possible. Also, the less you say that has any meaning, the less chance an opponent (or their proxy in the media) has to use against you.
2) Most people resent it when you expect them to work (think) to get their support. They want the reasons in short, easy-to-understand sentences. As briefly as possible. Research shows this over and over. That making people read through a bunch of info turns them off. This may not describe everyone, but it describes most people. They want the reasons why they should vote for you spelled out to them as simply as possible. This is the kind of marketing-based strategy that the Republicans use to win elections. And it works.
3) It's easy to speak against a system you're not a part of, ie, if you're an outsider talking about how corrupt the system you hope to join is. But the political system we have now has been in place for as long as our govt has existed, it wasn't invented by Bush. People with money have always controlled the govt, and they will continue to do so, because people in general are greedy and thus subject to corruption. We can only hope that people with money have some interests in common with those of us who don't have a lot of money and that they manage to buy more politicians than the other side.

I wish it was different. I hate it when people talk to me like I'm stupid and expect me to agree with them that I'm stupid, or at least not say anything to contradict. That's why Bush, Rove et al deserve nothing but contempt. And I like it when people in the press actually do the job they're supposed to do and ask real questions (instead of softballs approved in advance by the interviewee, like most of Bush's "interviews," which could be more accurately referred to as PR). But many of the most prominent people in the press (the ones who get most of the face time on TV or the bylines on the front page) come from the same world as most politicians: moneyed, white, male-dominated, Christian. They went to the same colleges. They live in the same wealthy enclaves. They belong to the same country clubs and send their kids to the same private schools. Expecting most of the people in the national press to put the politicians through the wringer is really expecting too much. Yeah, I remember how many of them trashed wealthy senator's son Gore, but they did so on the behalf of wealthy president's son Bush (and remember that poppy Bush ran the CIA for awhile, too*). President trumps senator. That's the way it's always worked and probably the way it always will be.

Sorry.

Posted by: LL at October 23, 2007 11:16 PM

That asterisk was supposed to correspond to a note about how far back the Bush dynasty goes. For example, Prescott Bush (first President Bush's dad) was also a senator, from Connecticut. Then I thought better of including it, 'cause the post was getting a little long. Oh well.

Posted by: LL at October 23, 2007 11:21 PM

Paddy: Hee hee hee, as usual, when someone is being subtly kind, I assumed it was an oversight. We're coming up on the New Year, and you're officially on the short list for the "Women of Pajiba" pictorial.

Daphne, Jen, Stella, ATO, Jerce, 'bama, and Sam-T, get your bikini bottoms on. You won't be needing the tops. We're going to St. Bart's on Dustin! JP, just this once, we'll let you wear a one-piece. Who am I leaving out? Someone near and dear, without doubt.

Seth and V, the thong is optional. That's 11 months with you two, who shall fill the 12th spot?

Posted by: socalledonlycousins at October 24, 2007 12:21 AM

I work in the office of a leader of a political party in Canada mostly doing communications. When I was first being trained there, one of the first things I was told was that we were able to answer so few letters and e-mails substantively for a few reasons, but mainly because a leader who wants to be head of government and is likely to become head of government (not your Al Shaptons) will be held responsible for every comment that he or she makes. So if the leader answers a constituent and says, "yeah, you're right, low funding for aboriginal schools is a important issue and this is how I feel about it," when that person comes into government they will constantly be hounded on why they haven't fixed it yet.
Easier to ignore than to be held accountable for every single issue a leader is asked about.

Posted by: Tiki at October 24, 2007 1:52 AM

First of all I am going to add this disclaimer: I did not watch the embedded video of Mr. Kasperov. I am merely adding this comment because I would like to help those unfamiliar with his flavour of crazy be a little more informed though.
http://www.revisedhistory.org/view-garry-kasparov.htm
check this link out.. what it boils down to is that he thinks that the *real* history should lose a few/four centuries and that the English version of history as we know it is wrong on a chronological level... now I am big history buff and get the concept of the winners of wars write the history books... but honestly, four hundred years of history just made up?? *bangs head against the wall* Sorry for going off topic, but that really irritates me and I just thought that I would share :)

Posted by: Zanna at October 24, 2007 2:58 AM

Neat. You reduced Dennis Kucinich, the really smart & really the only liberal on the ballot, to a joke. I can see why you did that...'cuz he's short right?

I can't wait for your crazy positive revised review of 2 1/2 Men based on the fact that Charlie Sheen is ...Hollywood Pretty? Not odd looking? Has a view on the war in Iraq v The Budget on the War in Iraq?

What's in your mirror, pajiba?

Posted by: seth at October 24, 2007 5:01 AM

As one of the few conservatives to frequent this site, I have to poke my head out just to say that, UGH, it disgusts and frustrates ("disgustrates"? Sorry. I love portmanteaux) me that I and my ilk are represented by TUCKER CARLSON (*gag*) on CNN. No wonder so many of you libs think we're all arrogant and dogmatic and refuse to listen to reason. *sigh*

Thanks a lot, CNN. *giant eye-roll*

Posted by: Jelinas at October 24, 2007 5:46 AM

Beckylooo- i'm blushing. thank you.

Posted by: causaubon at October 24, 2007 7:07 AM

maher is a gatekeeper, and gives israel a free pass on all issues.

Posted by: kikz at October 24, 2007 7:44 AM

Socalled you worry me. You truly, truly do.

And surely the 12th spot should go to Ranylt or Litely?

Yeah, that't the extent of my political input. The American media scares me to the level that I can't actually watch anything that isn't purely scripted and obviously fictional. So I'm not going to attempt to comment.

Posted by: Alex the Odd at October 24, 2007 8:10 AM

I wanted to add this video:
http://www.ifilm.com/video/2732338

it's a breakfast interview with Jon Stewart on C-SPAN in the time leading up to the 2004 elections. basically Stewart vocalizes many of the same sentiments that have appeared in the discussion here regarding the news media's betrayal of the american people. at one point you can actually see in Stewart's eyes the hurt that he feels about this betrayal.

plus it's pretty funny, too.

Posted by: causaubon at October 24, 2007 8:27 AM

Gore doesn't want to debate the inaccuracies in his movie though (The ones decided by the England Judge I mean), and it is pretty easy to label anyone against the idea of man-made global warming as someone who hates the environment. That's all I'm really saying, stifling argument isn't privy to the Right. It's easy to do, just say the opposing side hates whatever or is fear mongering.

Posted by: The Stew at October 24, 2007 9:57 AM

Oh my! Sharing calendar space with Alex The Odd, Jerce, Ranylt, et al? I'm not worthy. Will you be leaving the paddles at home or will this be one of those calendars on the top shelf behind the discreet brown strip of paper?

Posted by: PaddyDog at October 24, 2007 10:41 AM

Top shelf, baby, with a plastic wrapper AND brown paper.

Posted by: socalledonlycousins at October 24, 2007 11:18 AM

But I think the question we all need answered socalled is will it be laminated?


OK. Ew.

Posted by: Alex the Odd at October 24, 2007 11:30 AM

The Pajiba mindset on a calendar with brown paper and plastic wrapping. Could it get any better?

Just don't laminate it. Seriously.

Posted by: divergentbeing at October 24, 2007 1:15 PM

Laminating is ridiculous. Simply buy more than one. And I KNOW I will get at least one free copy, right, socalled?

By the way, BarbadoSlim, you can try to kill me, but only once. Once.

Posted by: Vermillion at October 24, 2007 1:19 PM

"Neat. You reduced Dennis Kucinich, the really smart & really the only liberal on the ballot, to a joke. I can see why you did that...'cuz he's short right?" -- Seth, 10/24/07

No Seth, Kucinich made a joke of himself by obtaining a trophy bride half his age and twice his size. The fact that he's an ugly little pinko troll is beside the point.

I watch Maher every week despite his holier-than=thou attitude and delivery. The guests are almost always top-of-the-line and the humor is usually dead on target. Jon Stewart, on the other hand, bores the hell out of me. Particularly when he points out that he's Jewish on practically every episode, as if it's relevant. He's also got a mean streak against people who cross him or leave his show for other work in the business.

Posted by: matt at October 27, 2007 5:59 PM

"On a positive note, I LOVE the way you compare Bill Maher to The Daily Show. It's dead on and something I've tried to articulate for a long time." -- no it's not. The Daily Show features movie guests, promoting their latest abomination in the most lame way possible. Think Bruce Willis trying to look sober and promote his Die Hard 4 movie on Daily Show. I just can't believe you compared Daily Show with Real Time and then went even so far as to call Bill Maher a "drug-addicted, drop-out kid brother.". No way. I'm not going as so far as actually compare both shows and their hists (i actually like Steward as least as much as Maher) but Bill is by no means below the Daily Show, which became a self-parody a while ago.

Posted by: Arthur Dent at October 27, 2007 6:47 PM