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By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under TV Reviews | Comments (47)



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Community

  • “If farts are fair game, so is God.”

  • (Shirley) “It has been said that the Bible is the greatest story ever told.” (Abed) “Didn’t Ben Lyons say the same thing about I Am Legend.

  • (The Title of Abed’s Viral Video) “Filmmaking Beyond Film: A Meta Film — My Masterpiece.”

  • (Shirley to Abed, after hearing about his idea for a viral Christian video) “I mean come on, Charlie Kaufman, some of us have work in the morning. Damnit.”

  • (Abed, as Jesus) “Every minute of our lives is a world premiere, and my father has bought the popcorn. “

  • (Shirley, to Abed) “Did you just scripture me, Muslim?”

    30 Rock

  • (Jonathon to Liz) “You have so many many unsolvable problems; like your mouth. It looks somebody kicked a hole in a bag of flour.”

  • (Jack) “I’ll swing by MSNBC. I have to talk to Rachel Maddow. Only one of us can have this haircut.”

  • (Liz) “I’d been on the toilet for so long that my legs fell asleep, so when I tried to stand up, I fell into my throw up.”

  • (Jack to Liz) “You are the sexual equivalent of a million Hindenburgs.”

  • It’s been a rough day, but at least we’re in Newark now.

  • (Liz) “Sorry I’m a real woman and not some oversexed New York nympho like those sluts on ‘Everybody Loves Raymond.’”


    The Office

  • That’s why I brought you to the penis museum, where tickets are a thousand dollars.

  • (Ryan, on the idea that Andy’s song about a 12-year-old singing to the President could be used as a figure-skating anthem) “I don’t think they usually skate to such … bad songs.”

  • (Dwight, on Timothy Olyphant’s character) “People can’t keep their true natures hidden for long and this guy is smoldering like a tire fire.”









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    Comments

    Community was almost unwatchable. Truly horrible. Some of the lines were okay but this season is kind of a disaster. I don't know if they are trying too hard or what but the writers need to re-watch season 1 and figure out what is missing or they are going to flame out hard.

    The Office is coming back from a crappy spring season so I'm really happy. This season has been strong and last night's was solid as hell.

    The look on Jack's face when Liz told him the "roller skating" story was flipping brilliant. Also loved his Reagan impression. Good episode.

    Posted by: TylerDFC at October 22, 2010 11:37 AM

  • Also from the Office, I feel that Kelly summed the Olyphant up nicely: "Fuck me"

    Posted by: sarahk at October 22, 2010 11:48 AM

    I learned from 30 Rock that I live in "The Independent Nation of DeKalb County" just like Kenneth's hogs and family.

    Posted by: sansho1 at October 22, 2010 11:52 AM

    Community was not unwatchable. It was not the best episode ever, but let's not drown in hyperbole over here. It was annoying to have to watch an after-school special equating christianity with good taste, but even if you only take the Abed lines, you still beat The Office's tired bullshit easily.

    Posted by: John G. at October 22, 2010 11:54 AM

    I absolutely agree with everything TylerDFC said.

    And I liked the bit when they compared Olyphant's character to Josh Duhamel.

    Posted by: shanmarie at October 22, 2010 11:57 AM

    Community was brilliant. I'm a new convert but holy crap, if you know your early church history and the gnostic writings, they nailed the "Judas as an instrument of God" debate. Not sure they even knew that but to this theology geek, I was in hysterics.

    Also, Abed with long flowing locks, leather pants and an open shirt?? HOTT.

    Posted by: meh at October 22, 2010 12:02 PM

    John G: It's not hyperbole when I was considering turning it off half way through and playing Dead Rising 2 for 15 minutes before The Office came on. And I was a HUGE fan of the show last year. Last night's episode was awful. The b-plot with Pierce was ok, but the Abed/Shirley main story was atrocious.

    Posted by: TylerDFC at October 22, 2010 12:04 PM

    Community's "religion episode" > Glee's "religion episode"

    By about a million.

    (I know that this wasn't "billed" as a religion episode, but my golly, it talked about the diverse belief systems in the study group and how they feel about a higher power without preaching or saccharine sweet moments that make me gag. I guess Community does most things better than other shows. Because it's amazing.)

    Posted by: Ruth at October 22, 2010 12:05 PM

    Why doesn't Olyphant's upper lip move at all when he talks. It was distracting.

    Posted by: Mrs. Julien at October 22, 2010 12:07 PM

    By far my favorite line of last night was from Jenna:

    "You have a good heart. I hope you get into a car accident someday so I can have it."

    Posted by: Gabs at October 22, 2010 12:12 PM

    I agree Community was terrible. I'd been liking the season just fine, but... ouch.

    Posted by: Thijs at October 22, 2010 12:14 PM

    I watched some of The Office last night, for the first time in probably a year. It was astoundingly terrible. I can't believe they're even bothering to continue that after Steve Carrell leaves.

    I saw a little of Outsourced, too. Even more terrible. I can't believe that lasted longer than one minute on the air.

    Posted by: Todd at October 22, 2010 12:21 PM

    That joke is spot on. I thought Olyphant and Duhamel were the same person for years.

    Posted by: Alice at October 22, 2010 12:35 PM

    I would have to agree that Community was far from unwatchable, though it wasn't my favorite episode either.

    The Office wasn't great but it was better than any of the other episodes this season. I liked when Kevin said that Olyphant looked like a better looking Andy and Andy gave an embarrassed and flattered "Thanks Kevin". I loved the Andy/Darryl Weight Watchers points exchange as well.

    Posted by: becks at October 22, 2010 12:39 PM

    I know what you mean Alice but Duhamel is kind of the Jersey Shore version of Olyphant. If Olyphant was simply generically good looking he would be Josh Duhamel. Olyphant has sex appeal.

    Posted by: becks at October 22, 2010 12:42 PM

    I liked it when Olyphant got all intense Seth/Raylan on Michael and said he was going to punch him in the face and Michael's eyes widened and Olyphant immediately softened and said "I'm sorry. I'm not going to do that. But I'm very mad right not."

    Posted by: TylerDFC at October 22, 2010 1:01 PM

    I want to do filthy, filthy things to Timothy Olyphant.

    Filthy.

    Posted by: ZombieNurse at October 22, 2010 1:07 PM

    I'm so amazed at the Community backlash. It was a great episode, it was just less pop culture related and more...life culture, I dunno. I'm kinda shocked how poorly people react to an episode that deals with religion, especially considering the way it was done. I love seeing Shirley get mad and watching Jeff be dad to Pierce is pretty funny. Abed goes without saying.

    Posted by: valerie at October 22, 2010 1:12 PM

    I love community. Pretty much the only ep I've ever watched of it that I thought was meh, was the first season one where troy is a ballet dancer. Last nights was just fine. I'm an atheist and I wasn't bothered by all that. I thought it was pretty hilarious. 30 rock was awesome, and the office is improving from what its been lately. A solid hour and a half ov tv.

    Posted by: odin42 at October 22, 2010 1:24 PM

    Dustin, you missed, "Those aren't thumbs . . ." The map conversations had me dying.

    This Community episode was one of Shirley's strongest. Between the Kaufman quote and the Muslim crack, she was working it. Actually she was pretty great a few weeks ago during the Abed-delivers-a-baby-in-the-background episode, too.

    I have enjoyed every episode of this show, and I think it has set the bar so high that simple disappointment can explode into "SHITTIEST FUCKING EPISODE OF ANY SHIT EVER!!!!!" territory very quickly. And religion in any context can turn people off instantly.

    None of this really matters as long as you keep watching for the love of christ!!!!!!

    Posted by: Kballs at October 22, 2010 1:26 PM

    I think Shirley-centric episodes will tend to be religion-related, simply because that's what her character is: the religious one. I really hope that future eps have her developing beyond that. For example, even tho' she wasn't the focus of the Oil Spill ep, she had some great moments. And am I the only one who realizes she's the only female cast member that hasn't been kissed?

    Posted by: ceejeemcbeegee at October 22, 2010 1:38 PM

    I'm going to have to turn in my card for this, but when I'm at home, alone and drunk on a Thursday night, Outsourced is... comforting.

    *Slinks away into the night*

    Posted by: The_wakeful at October 22, 2010 1:39 PM

    ZombieNurse, I would pay a lot to watch you do filthy things to Timothy Olyphant.

    A lot.

    And then, can we keep him?

    Posted by: leuce7 at October 22, 2010 1:43 PM

    Everything Kballs said. You keep using that word (unwatchable). I do not think it means what you think it means.

    Remember the Cavemen show? That was unwatchable (I assume; I never actually watched it. Point proven!)

    Remember 1 and 3/4 Men and a Knife Wielding Maniac? Unwatchable.

    Remember Toddlers and Tiaras? Unwatchable, and should be open to prosecution.

    But last night's episode of Community? Maybe a little lazy, relying on the "hey, they're not just a a study group but a FAMILY!" trope a little too much, but hardly unwatchable. Saying you wanted to turn it off to play Dead Rising 2 for a few minutes before The Office is like saying you got tired of watching porn and settled for a quick beej instead.

    Posted by: JustBill at October 22, 2010 1:50 PM

    I just thought the Community episode was not particularly funny and not particularly clever. It's NOT because it dealt with religion that I thought it was crappy -- they dealt with religion in last season's Christmas episode, and that one was WONDERFUL.

    Posted by: Thijs at October 22, 2010 2:10 PM

    "ALMOST unwatchable". Those were the words I used. Meaning I NEARLY turned it off. I got what they were doing and found it unfunny and really tedious. The only thing that kept the episode from being a total disaster was Chevy Chase was given more to do than usual. On the flip side, Jeff was strangely absent and the show suffered.

    Look, it's an opinion. On a message board. On the internet. On PAJIBA for fucks sake. I'm allowed to be hyperbolic and bitchy.

    Glad y'all liked it, but I just don't think this season is working. And THIS episode was the worst the show has aired IN MY OPINION. Yes, it's probably better than the other crap out there but there is a reason I don't watch that crap. Therefore my scale of "Great to Godawful" is rather short especially for a show that I usually love. Hey, it happens. I still love the Office but last season there was one so horrible I thought it was an experiment by the writers to see how bad a script they could write and still get people to watch.

    For the record, the watercooler chat about the Community episode today was not favorable and I'm not the only one thinking something is off about the show. One buddy emailed to say he's off the show completely now with last night being the last straw. I won't go that far, I tend to be loyal to shows even when they are falling apart (cough THE X-FILES cough) so I'll be back on my couch at 8pm next Thursday hoping they smack it out of the park.

    To sum up: WORST. EPISODE. EVER. (for Community)

    Posted by: TylerDFC at October 22, 2010 2:21 PM

    RE: Posted by: TylerDFC at October 22, 2010 2:21 PM

    BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHI'll be back on my couch at 8pm next ThursdayBLAH.

    That's all I wanted to hear.

    Posted by: Kballs at October 22, 2010 2:30 PM

    I'd just like a little more understanding of what "wasn't working" on last night's Community. I liked it a lot, it wasn't my favorite, and it wasn't nearly as funny as most episodes, but I really dug the way the show saw the Abed/Shirley storyline through to its logical, necessary, heartwarming conclusion. "You humble me." Loved that. "Open your books, Abed broke the internet." Loved that, too, and it's something this show does perfectly.

    I was apprehensive at first, as I often am in the first act of this show, but by the end I really liked it, as I often do by the time the credits roll. Then again, I'm also a religious history buff, and the Gnostic take on Judas gets my motor running like it does meh's. So, it worked for me.

    That said, I will agree/admit that I thought 30 Rock and The Office were both funnier last night. But, Community still wins for its bravery, honesty, and Pierce knocking the paperwork off the counter when Jeff told him to wait in the car -- another moment that perfectly undercut the cockle warming seconds earlier.

    Posted by: RobP at October 22, 2010 2:36 PM

    There was dialogue on The Office last night? All I remember is Olyphant. It was the best ep ever. I still feel warm and tingly.

    Posted by: PaddyDog at October 22, 2010 2:37 PM

    Oh, and I'd like to add that the phrase "worst episode of Community ever" confounds me. Like, "Yahoo Serious Film Festival." I know what all the words mean, but that sentence doesn't make any sense. I've never hated an episode of the show, so even "worst" to me, would be one I really enjoyed. The pilot, I guess. That's the "worst" episode I can think of...

    Posted by: RobP at October 22, 2010 2:39 PM

    One last thing. Oy!

    Kelly's, "F**k me," had me laughing for a solid minute, and then still cracking up later when I remembered the intensity of her expression. Biggest laugh of the season for me.

    Posted by: RobP at October 22, 2010 2:42 PM

    RobP: I don't know what's wrong. Last night's is recorded for the kids to watch so I'll probably watch it with them to see if I can figure out what irked me so. Maybe I was in a mood, it happens.

    The "Fuck me" line was great, doubly so because Mindy wrote the episode.

    Posted by: TylerDFC at October 22, 2010 3:42 PM

    So uhm, Rob P, wanna get together and talk textual criticism? Cuz nothing gets me hotter than debating the relative merits of the Byzantine texts and the historicity of the P and Q Documents.

    Yeah.

    Posted by: meh at October 22, 2010 4:33 PM

    @TylerDFC, I've come to learn that pretty much every episode written by Mindy Kaling is going to be excellent. I didn't know she wrote this one, but now it all makes sense.

    @meh, maybe after I get out of this office and get a few drinks in me. Commenting on movies and politics is easy, historicity is hard. Though, I've always liked that it sounded like a Police album. In short: The older source the better, right?

    Posted by: RobP at October 22, 2010 4:54 PM

    Good Lord, Olyphant is attractive. Like, I actually feel sad that I've wasted so many of my years not completely obsessed with him. I'm much happier this way.

    Posted by: Mac at October 22, 2010 5:20 PM

    Olyphant looks like Josh Duhamel???
    He TOTALLY looks like Taylor Kitsch, don't you see it?

    Posted by: Quanion at October 22, 2010 5:23 PM

    Yeah, watched Community again. Not good. I did like the excess of Chevy Chase for once, still curious where the hell Joel McHale was.

    Posted by: TylerDFC at October 22, 2010 5:59 PM

    I'll settle this. I freakin' love Community. Guess what? Last night's episode. Didn't watch it. Won't watch it. Ever.

    What does that mean class?

    It was unwatchable. To me. Yes. Unwatchable. I'm tired of shows unabashedly mocking religion and using the "but you can believe in whatever you want" excuse to say they were being fair. A joke here or there I can take. But an entire episode? No. Sorry. You lose my support there. I'll tune in next week.

    As for The Office, it was incredible. I wish The Office haters would just go away. Let me enjoy my show in peace.

    Posted by: Littlejon2001 at October 22, 2010 6:08 PM

    I'm glad that Olyphant left his Deadwood rapey-eyed glare at home.

    Posted by: Amanda at October 22, 2010 7:01 PM

    @LittleJon: It wasn't really like that. Maybe in assorted bursts from Britta, but she she didn't factor into the episode in a big way and she gets taken down by Shirley when she does that. It's a Shirley and Abed-centric episode, but it's told from Shirley's point of view and it's sympathetic to her.

    Posted by: Jo 'Mama' Besser at October 22, 2010 7:21 PM

    Littlejon, I went into the episode nervous that it would be full of the bashing you described, but was happily surprised to find it wasn't. Yes, they went with the gnostic Judas, which maybe one could take issue with depending on one's take on what's generally accepted as canon, but that was about it. And even that's not really bashing.

    I would consider myself religious, and I can definitely relate to how you feel, but I didn't feel like this episode of Community went there.

    Posted by: Shibuyama at October 22, 2010 8:35 PM

    This was the first time I actually made it through an entire episode of The Office this season. It was pretty good, but I wouldn't have bothered if not for Olyphant. Kelly's "Fuck me" line was the best.

    I loved Community. Especially when Britta said, "I don't even believe in God, but I love me some Abed." My feelings exactly.

    Posted by: Uda at October 22, 2010 9:04 PM

    I loved Kelly's "Fuck me" quote from last night's office. That's really the most appropriate response to being introduced to Olyphant, isn't it?

    And not to stir things up, but I thought last night's Community was better than the send-up of space movies they did. To each his own... it's still a great show nonetheless.

    Fraaaaajer!!! *shakes angry fist at sky*

    Posted by: MelBivDevoe at October 22, 2010 9:04 PM

    Are they grooming Olyphant to eventually replace Carell?

    I haven't enjoyed "Community" one bit this season. Abed and Troy are the only likable characters. Shirley's pursed-lips, judgmental attitude all disguised under a girlie voice and constant head-nods are getting old. Bring us more "skinny bitches" lines. Britta and Annie's dialogue and chalkboard-grating cattiness hurt my teeth.

    "30 Rock" was top-notch. Tina Fey has literally struck a chord playing a real woman. She's brilliant. Alec Baldwin blows me away every single episode. And Jane Krakowski gets more hilarious each season.

    And by damn, I miss "Parks and Recreation"; the majority of the characters are likable AND funny...Except for Ansari's character, Tom. He's rarely amusing and ALWAYS annoying. I need my Ron Swanson fix. Pronto!

    Posted by: AlwaysSunnyinNJ at October 22, 2010 11:49 PM

    Meredith coming on to The Olyphant while they guys watched on video was priceless, especially how awkward Jim looked. I was a minor fan of Olyphant from Deadwood, but he rules the camera in Justified, and pretty much carried the movie "The Crazies" which would have been silly without him.
    I still don't get the love for Community, and we watch The Soup every week. It's watchable, but forgettable (won't make it to the iPod for re-watching). Liz Lemon is queen of the nerdz, and definitely makes it to the iPod.

    Posted by: TrickyHD at October 23, 2010 10:10 AM

    I find Olyphant's overbite disarming, charming, and oddly punchable.

    Posted by: jayco at October 23, 2010 12:06 PM

    I find the haters of the Community episode to be over the top. To each its own for sure, and you're allowed to hate it, but why bash other people's enjoyment?

    I will now return the favor and bash people's love of 30 Rock. I thought the first and especially the second season of 30 Rock was close to masterful, but then it fell hard during season 3 and especially 4, which was frankly dismal, just real clunker material. I honestly thought that the show had reached its sell-by date, but then season 5 has been rocking hard until the live episode, which was frankly a failed experiment, albeit a pretty brave one. This last episode that delved into Liz's past was great on one hand (the back story, until the self-satisfied flashback to Liz as a nine-year old) and suck-ballish on the other (Frajer). 30 Rock has now run its course. The political jokes are transparent and boring, we are being force-fed a "likable" Republican (can anyone spot the satire anymore?) and the characters are two-dimensional and off-putting. The only person who can still play that well is the ever-marvelous Jane Krakowski as Jenna, who never has a bad moment. Tracy Morgan and Kenneth's master/slave relationship is so boring it makes me want to give the show up completely.
    The only thing that works, apart from Krakowski, is Tina Fey, and I love their scenes together. Although she continues to be a wonderful comedic actress, Fey's Lemon character is becoming evermore exasperating and she should retire it. Those folks who are adamant that 30 Rock is the best sitcom on TV is delusional. Big Bang Theory is a far more cynical show, with real characters, and Community is bravely functioning in a galaxy all its own, whereas 30 Rock's supposed edge, it's political views, are as two-dimensional as it ever was. It takes an outside, media-lite view of the political landscape, whereas shows like The Office do it from the inside out.
    The Office has sucked for a while, but it still remains a must-watch. It is a far more intelligent show than 30 Rock will ever be, or has ever been.

    As for the Community religious episode, I will throw my hat into the ring along with the people who loved it. It wasn't flawless, but it was thrilling, and "real" and better than the much more hyped "Space" episode. I love it when they mix the cast up, and didn't mind that Jeff was absent for most of the episode. The Youtube anthropology class scene was masterful. I love the Shirley and Abed moment at the end. It wasn't overplayed, and it was really sincere. So many sitcoms that strive for sincerity (Modern Family) just come up looking falsely sentimental.

    Community this season has been different, I concede; the characters have had more of a cartoonish quality to them, and the humour has been slightly more "harsh," but Dan Harmon has continued to develop these characters, albeit with a new, more out-there tone, and made us really care about them.
    They are not 30 Rock's vane throwaways.

    Posted by: ravenbarber at October 25, 2010 9:05 AM