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'No-No Juice' and the Other Ten Best Quotes from Last Night's Thursday Night Comedy Block

By Dustin Rowles | TV Reviews | March 25, 2011 | Comments ()


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Community (Grade: A-)

  • (Shirley, on Pulp Fiction): "It's cute. It's a 30-minute film about a group of friends who like cheeseburgers, dancing and the Bible."

  • (Jeff, on Abed) "He'd quote movies, pretend his life was a TV show, watch 'Cougar Town.' It's as if he didn't want people to like him." (Hey!) ... "(Abed) "Cougar Town!" (Jeff) "If you want me to take it seriously, stop saying its name." (Hey! Hey!)

  • (Troy's nickname for wine) "No-no juice! That's good no-no juice."

    The Office (Grade: A)

  • "Seems to me we're just making up rules because somebody forgot to staple the rulebook to the inside of the game like a normal human being."

  • ""And THAT ... is Dallas."

    Parks and Recreation (Grade: B-)

  • "KNOPE GROPE IS LAST HOPE!"

  • (Ron, on fishing) ""It's like yoga, except I still get to kill something."

  • (Chris) "I'd love to catch up." (Ann) "Me too! Ketchup and mustard!" (Chris) "So delightful! I relish your wit." (Ann) "I salsa... your... face."

    30 Rock (Grade: B, but A+ for the Aaron Sorkin scene below)

  • "You made a bad decision and bought something you didn't understand. Like when I bought tickets to Black Swan. Remember when a movie was just a fella in a hat running away from a fella with no hair?"

  • "He's on LinkedIn Lemon. He might as well be dead!"

  • "I was in a world of wet wipes and rectal thermometers. And then the babies came and everything changed."





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