My Reactions to Last Night's "How I Met Your Mother" in GIF Form
The episode started, and I was like this:
Because this show has burned me all season long, you see. But then, my two favorite things: College Ted...
...And Peter Gallagher's eyebrows.
Then I saw Seth Green and I was all "yay!" for obvious reasons.
Then I saw Alexis Denisof and I was all "yay!" for obvious reasons.
My two favorite Sandys--Cohen and Rivers--in one episode?
Yeah, bitch, you heard me.
And then Patrice showed up, and I was all:
Because I've seen the press release for the episode. I know they want me to think Barney's going to propose to Patrice. Would the show do that to me? And I just don't know. I DON'T KNOW.
However, I could watch a whole show of just Robin yelling at Patrice.
Then Ted sings a song about Peter Gallagher and I'm all...
Because I think the show might love me again.
But, then, at the end of the first thirty minutes, I'm like this:
Because, yeah, in hindsight, where this was going should have been obvious. But that is the level of uncertainty this show has caused in me. So instead of being all:
I was all:
Then they seem to be pulling the Ted and Robin thing again, and I'm all:
But then, it's all okay. Ted does the right thing.
So, here's the thing. I don't hate Ted. Sometimes I hate Ted. But, mostly, I don't hate Ted. He just has a lot of feelings. Tell 'em, Ted.
Nothing wrong with a little Teddy Westside.
Then Robin says the top of the WWN building is her favorite place and I'm all:
Because I KNOW WHERE THIS IS GOING. I KNOW WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN.
AND THEN IT HAPPENS.
*ahem* Maybe not that last one. But definitely a little bit of this:
Think I'm kidding?
Pajiba Love Express
Here's some Daveed Diggs for you. On Daveed Diggs' digs, actually. That man does things with clothes that should not make sense, but are absolutely perfect. (Go Fug Yourself)
Woody Allen has "so moved on" from his daughter's accusations and says he never even thinks about it. He equates her words about him to a bad review he won't read and comments on how wacky it is that Mia Farrow is his mother-in-law. He is the worst. (Celebitchy)
Not The Worst but still very gross: Leonardo DiCaprio and his
Here are 5 under-the-radar shows. I had never even heard of the first two. (Uproxx)