Last Week's Episode Of "American Horror Story" Put The Gross In Gross Anatomy
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Last Week's Episode Of "American Horror Story" Put The Gross In Gross Anatomy

By Joanna Robinson | TV Reviews | November 26, 2012 | Comments ()


Rejoice! The return of one-armed Adam Levine!

Ding...DingDing...DING DING DING DING* I didn't even recognize "Breaking Bad"'s Mark Margolis last week. Now he's dead. Alas.

Rest In Blobby, Pustule Ridden Peace, Shelley Apropos of nothing, that's the second TV Death by Rosary in two weeks. Later, Monsignor Timothy awkwardly used the same rosary as an ineffectual bull-whip, pissily cutting short Dr. Arden's classical music jam sesh. How did that make it through the editing process?

Gross Anatomy I have been waiting since 1989 to make a Gross Anatomy joke. So. I made one. You have to admit, it was gross.

You Can Take The Gay Out Of The Character Description... Is Bloody Face the queeniest serial killer we've ever seen? The mommy issues aside, here he is extolling the virtues of nutmeg, gushing over croque-monsieurs, making snide remarks about Lana's, er, "lung" size...

...and, lest you forget, the stunning chandelier he made out of the modern day Bloody Face copycats. Unless, of course, you don't think that's Quinto in the modern day sequence. It did sound like his voice on the 911 call, but those were some young n' ripe biceps he was using to throw Channing Tatum's wife about.

Quinto Wants That Best Lead Actor In A Mini-Series Emmy So Bad He Can Taste It

I imagine this will be the spectrum of Quinto's reaction when he inevitably loses.

Some Of Us Are More Self-Aware Than Others Listen, Sister Mary Eunice is a pretty rad Nazi-hunter Killing Machine and she looks good biting off Madonna's "Like A Prayer" schtick. On top of all that, she's very self-aware.

Dr. Arden, on the other hand, is still spouting Eugenics and calling it Truth.

Someone's Been Reading Their Salinger: The "phony"/"liar" label hit a nerve with Dr. Thredson. Could he also be a member of the Catcher Cult?

Some Things To Remember If You Think You May Have A Bad Seed Kid....: a) don't abandon them b) always make nice with them c) don't give them super creepy Wednesday Addams hair.

"Baby Needs His Colostrum" Grossest line ever? I think so.

*H/T thenchonto

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Comments Are Welcome, Bigots and Trolls Are Not

  • John G.

    I don't watch this show, but I like these gifs.

  • Uriah_Creep

    I'm loving possessed Sister Mary Eunice. MOAR LILY RABE!!

  • Do not judge me, but after all this, I still want to bang Threadsen/Quinto. Is there something wrong with me???

  • Bedewcrock

    Wait, what's he doing to her boob? Zachary? What are you doing to her boob??

  • googergieger

    "Is Bloody Face the queeniest serial killer we’ve ever seen?"

  • emmelemm

    Anthony Perkins would also like a word.

  • Slash

    I do love the Quinto. He can have all the Emmys, as far as I'm concerned (well, OK, throw one to Lily Rabe and Jessica, too. I know Jessica already has one, but I think she deserves another. She has again been killing it this season. And yeah, Paulson is pretty good, too. I like her and want her to escape, but ... I don't think she will. But it's Ryan Murphy, so who knows?

  • Luke Anthony Matthews

    I know who's voice that was on the phone, and i'm 99.9% sure it wasn't Quinto's :)

  • lillie

    I know whose voice it is also. If Twitter is to be believed....

  • Guest

    Yesss, Seth floated his theory past me. It's a good one.

  • JoannaRobinson

    Sorry that was me. Stupid new computer.

  • It's baby Lana Thredson all growed up, amiright?

  • littlealbatross

    Sarah Paulson is rocking the acting skills. It is so nice to see her in a role where she gets to, you know, act. I love her. She has talent, but never gets any opportunity to shine. Thank you AHA. Also Quinto makes my skin crawl.

  • apsutter

    I like her character but the way she speaks annoys the crap outta me. She has a slight lisp a lot of the time and it seems like the tip of her tongue is always at the very front of her mouth. Is that how she actually speaks in real life?

  • lillie

    Yes, thanks for your recaps, they're awesome. I'm so rooting for Zachary Quinto to win Best Lead Actor in a Miniseries. He totally deserves it.

  • Natallica

    I refuse to read any of these recaps, since I haven't seen season 1 yet (It's in my "to do" list for my february holidays). But I HAD to click and see those Zachary Quinto gifs. Damn is Spock HOT

  • KatSings

    Season 1 and Season 2 aren't related. So if you wanted to just catch up with this season, you totally can.

  • Slash

    Well, they aren't related as far as we know.

  • Natallica

    Well, those are pretty good news you guys. Even though now I look like an ignoramus. Is being foreign an excuse?

  • Uriah_Creep

    No excuse is required. You're among fellow ignorami.

  • Laura

    This season and last season are completely unrelated tho, so feel free to start watching any time!

  • Morgan_LaFai

    I liked last season well enough, but the season, holy cow, it's amazing. And I am loving your recaps. Thanks for the good work.

  • I agree! This season is even better than last and that's saying something.

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