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It Was Me

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under TV Reviews | Comments (23)



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We prayed for it for years, but few of us probably expected to be affected by Rita’s death as much as we were. The season premiere of the fifth season of Showtime’s “Dexter,” picked up right where it left off at the end of last season, with Rita taking a warm bath in her own blood, compliments of the Trinity killer (R.I.P). Last night’s episode focused on the immediate aftermath, specifically how Dexter came to terms with it.

“It was me,” was what he told the authorities responding to his 911 call, a statement that looks to bite him in the ass all season long. That statement, along with his robotic 911 call, the fact that he didn’t cry upon learning of Rita’s death, nor has he offered the FBI a proper alibi, has placed the suspicion for Rita’s death on him, a posthumous gift from Trinity. It doesn’t help that his colleagues at the station now also know that Rita made out with the neighbor, and know that Dexter knew about it. Quinn and Masuka are already beginning to rule out Trinity (though, they wrongly stated that Trinity had never murdered a married woman before, right?), while Dexter remained stoic throughout most of the episode, to the dismay of Deb, who doesn’t know what the hell to think. Deb was not only taking care of arrangements for Dexter, but she was doing all his weeping, too. Dexter does get huge props for delivering the news that their mother had been murdered to Cody and Astor while wearing Mickey Mouse ears, and robotically parroting the funeral director’s words, “I’m sorry for your loss,” in a hilariously awkward attempt to sound human.

Deb was also left to clean up the crime scene, and in the process, she inadvertently polished Quinn’s knob, a grief fuck that Quinn clearly took to heart. Poor Quinn. If there’s one thing we know through five seasons of “Dexter,” if you sleep with Deb, your odds of being murdered jump astronomically. Quinn and Dexter have had a history of animosity, and Quinn’s relationship (one-sided or not) is clearly not going to help mend his relationship with Dexter.

Astor (a terrible child actor, by the by), after learning of her mother’s death, told Dexter that she wished it were him that had died. Dexter, feeling likewise, decided he couldn’t deal anymore and that Astor was right. So, he burned his files, jumped on his boat, and decided to skip town. Alas, a douchebag at a gas station finally elicited the anger in him, and the murder of said douchebag was not only bloody, but cathartic for Dexter and those of us at home, who finally witnessed Dexter’s emotional side. That’ll teach a guy to say, “Your dead wife can suck my dick.”

Who else was saying to themselves sympathetically, “There, there, Dexter. You get it all out,” while he was bludgeoning that gas-station hillbilly to death? It was cleansing, really, and it signaled the reappearance of Harry, who convinced Dexter to return to Miami. “That’s the first human thing I’ve seen you do since she died, Dexter,” Harry said. “It’s OK, son, to show what you’re feeling.” That was a decidedly un-Harry thing to say, while Dexter’s guttural, emotional yalp was decidedly un-Dexter like.

His sloppy humanity is going to get Dexter in trouble, and scenes from future episodes reveal how much of this season will play out. Both Rita and Trinity are dead, but it’s obvious that their lives will continue to affect Dexter, both literally and emotionally. It looks as though he’s going to be dealing with his grief a lot this season, which means piles of bodies, and probably a mistake or two (did he just leave the gas station guy in the bathroom? What about Harry’s second rule? Never make a scene.) What’s missing, unfortunately, from scenes from future episodes is another John Lithgow, or even Jimmy Smits. Not having a major serial killer adversary could be refreshing, though, and freeing for Dexter’s character, who will have mostly himself to contend with, as he adds to his blood-slide collection (and why didn’t the FBI search Dexter’s room during the crime-scene investigation)? I wonder, too, how many Rita flashbacks we’ll have to contend with this season. They were appropriate for this episode, as something of a tribute to the departed Rita and to book-end just how far Dexter has come as a human being, but if they continue the entire season, we may be reminded again of why many of us didn’t like Rita in the first place.

“She died a brutal death, and I can’t fix it,” Dexter said solemnly, in his somewhat narcissistic eulogy for Rita. And no, he can’t fix it. But he can fill the void left by Rita’s death with the blood of others.









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Comments

they wrongly stated that Trinity had never murdered a married woman before

They only said that he had never killed a married woman in a bathtub before. I think that's accurate but I could be wrong.

I was so conflicted when he was telling the kids that Rita was dead. It was such an agonizing moment to think how hard that would be. And then I'd see the Mickey Mouse hat and laugh my ass off.

I thought the girl that played Astor did a fairly poor job too but I don't think when they hired the kids that they had planned to use them for much emotion. Of course then you can argue that they shouldn't have written that for her if she couldn't pull it off but then you could argue that not showing the kids' reaction is a cop out. Or you could just stop arguing. Geez.

Posted by: PaulterA at September 27, 2010 10:45 AM

Doakes has been dead for a long time... you probably mean Angel don't know I didn't see the episode.

(No clue why I said Doakes instead of Masuka. My apologies. Noted and corrected. -- DR)

Posted by: superking at September 27, 2010 10:59 AM

Still missing Doakes, Dustin? Me too. But he's been gone for awhile now!

I also thought they were sayiing that Trinity had never done a bathtub kill on a married woman before, b/c the bathtub kill was supposed to be a stand in for his teenage sister, no?

Dexter is getting RULL sloppy. It worries me. Pretty much everything he did/said in this episode is going to cast suspicion on him. I'll be interested to hear what his alibi is.

One thing I was confused by...wasn't his little room where he kept his slides and all just the shed next to his house? Wouldn't that fire have caught someone's attention? I thought it seemed unrealistic that the crime scene of his house would be released that quickly by the FBI but then again I'm certainly not an expert.

Overall I thought it was a good episode to lay the groundwork for the rest of the season. The writers have already come out and said there will be no "big bad" this season so I'm not surprised by that and think it could be a good change. Every time I've ever questioned the show I have been surprised and happy with how they end up handling it, so I have faith.

Posted by: Katie at September 27, 2010 11:04 AM

I had the same thought, Katie. I might be remembering incorrectly, but I believe at some point last season Dexter moved his stuff to a shipping container in the middle of nowhere. The room last night seemed like it was made of metal, and way too large to be his backyard shed.

Posted by: bravesjade at September 27, 2010 11:12 AM

I don't remember him ever moving his stuff but that was in fact a shipping container, not his shed.

Posted by: PaulterA at September 27, 2010 11:24 AM

@Katie & bravesjade

Cody fell through the roof of Dexter's shed last season; Dex decided to move his things to a storage container after that incident.

Posted by: LowSlash at September 27, 2010 11:33 AM

The opening credits listed a "special appearance" by Julie Benz, so it seems as though she was in just the first episode for continuity.

I'm glad you mentioned Jimmy Smits -- he's an easy target, and was unfairly maligned for season 3. I thought he was very good.

Speaking of unfairly maligned, Jennifer Carpenter has gotten a lot better since the first season. The script can be pretty awful at times, but she's taken what she's been given and created the show's most believable character.

Posted by: sansho1 at September 27, 2010 11:36 AM

Man I can't tell you how much I've eagerly awaited any read to do with Dexter. My homeland wont get to see it till next year. Damn you Britain!

Good for Dexter letting out his rage. It should have been finely tuned to Quinn but I'm sure all will happen deservedly after him taunting Dexter a couple of episodes in.

Will there ever come a season where Deb isn't humping all and sundry? You've had two previous bfs die within a short space, act frigging damaged girl!

Posted by: Jean at September 27, 2010 12:09 PM

If there’s one thing we know through five seasons of “Dexter,” if you sleep with Deb, your odds of being murdered jump astronomically.

Awesome. That's why I come here for reviews.

Posted by: Val Vadynia at September 27, 2010 12:44 PM

Did anyone else think that Peter Krause as the funeral director would have been a fantastically meta moment?

Posted by: ck at September 27, 2010 1:20 PM

why didn’t the FBI search Dexter’s room during the crime-scene investigation?


Why? What is in Dexter's room that should make him look suspicious?

Posted by: Bud at September 27, 2010 1:33 PM

I absolutely loved this episode. Dexter's grief over Rita was surprisingly painful for me to watch, considering that I didn't like her very much towards the end. The whole time he was bludgeoning that guy in the gas station I was just shouting at the television, "WHAT IF YOU GET CAUGHT?" Dexter's definitely getting sloppy, which makes me nervous. Have they signed on to do a sixth season?

Posted by: Becca at September 27, 2010 1:35 PM

I fear this may be the season where they jump the shark. For me, it was totally lackluster. Quinn & Deb hooking up made me roll my eyes and so did the Mickey mouse ears. I'm glad to see that I'm not the only one who thought Astor's "acting" was atrocious. Plus, there was no suspense to Dex running away-of course he wouldn't-it'd make for an awfully short season if he did. Oh, and was anyone else bothered by Masuka making the lame 'want to see her naked' joke in the beginning? It would've played a lot better if he'd just been completely sober about it. Also, I had forgotten about Angel and that chick getting hitched-so groan worthy...her acting is down there with Astor's. I've been a rabid fan for years, but I'm pretty skeptical about how this will all play out. My expectations are pretty low. Wish I would've had the same outlook about LOST.

Posted by: Gem at September 27, 2010 2:07 PM

Did anyone else think that Peter Krause as the funeral director would have been a fantastically meta moment? ck

When they were in the funeral home, I started laughing. Dexter Morgan meets David Fisher. I loved it.

It was a great episode and I wonder what role Julia Stiles will play.

Posted by: Sharon at September 27, 2010 2:14 PM

"It was a great episode and I wonder what role Julia Stiles will play."

I read elsewhere that she and Dexter develop a close relationship, though not romantic. What that means specifically I'm not sure.

Posted by: Becca at September 27, 2010 3:39 PM

Did anyone else think that Peter Krause as the funeral director would have been a fantastically meta moment? ck

YES that was exactly what popped into my head!

and yeah, Astor = such terrible fake crying

Posted by: kam at September 27, 2010 5:13 PM

Did anyone notice that Quinn looked unusually waxy and botoxy?

Posted by: readrick at September 27, 2010 6:28 PM

I had a hard time watching this episode. The "personable" Dexter we've grown to love really disappeared - even in "trying" to act human. There is a reason we love Dexter; because he fakes it to make it. And he (the character) couldn't even do that. All the elements that really make Dexter likable are gone in this first installment of the season. In fact, did anyone else notice how much "harder" he looked? He even appeared more animalistic ... more so than when he's in "happy-I'm-about-to-slit-your-innards" mode. And I'm not referring to when he blugeoned the living hell out of that guy in the bathroom either. (Of course that WAS wholeheartedly brutal and animalistic as well. When he was just standing there or laying on his bed in fetal position, he just seemed to devolve.)


Michael C. Hall is just brilliant in this episode - but I hate to say that I had trouble NOT staring at this haircut the whole time. I'm not sure if he's wearing a wig (guessing that he lost most of his hair during chemo) or if they added to it with extentions, it was just thoroughly distracting. (Although, I will say that it added to his "disheveled widower" look.)

I really have no idea what to expect from this season.

Posted by: bombita at September 27, 2010 7:01 PM

I thought the episode was quite good, but Michael C hall's fake eyebrows and wig was really distracting.

Posted by: coco at September 27, 2010 8:15 PM

i'm not sure how engaging a season of grieving dexter will be, this episode really left me restless for it to end. yet, if they try and move on, nothing will play out with adequate plausibility

Posted by: idleprimate at September 27, 2010 9:20 PM

Sharon, Sara Colleton said this about Julia Stiles' character:

She plays a character who is literally thrust into Dexter's life and comes with a lot of baggage and damage at a time when he doesn't want to have any... It's an interesting relationship, and she plays her part in how he eventually achieves self-forgiveness."

And as far as Quinn's appearance goes, he just looks like he's lost a hell of a lot of weight.

I personally wish Dexter had taken off on his own so that all the annoying supporting characters would no longer be a part of the show.

Posted by: Uda at September 28, 2010 7:25 AM

@Uda - this show has got to have the WORST supporting cast out of any good TV show, if that makes sense. I guess they don't want a show that's pretty much an hour a week of just Dexter vs. anonymous one-off bad guys. But I'd totally dig that show, especially if it meant not having to watch the painfully, painfully bad supporting cast.

Posted by: Maria at September 28, 2010 5:15 PM

Okay, I have to comment on everyone's comments.
Dexter moved his stuff to a container... He even says he has to go to the "container" to get his tools.
Also, that scene at the gravesite between LaGuerta and Batista... she says that just 10 hours before they found Rita murdered (ETA of death in opening scenes 10-12 hours) they were married and DEXTER was their witness. ALIBI !!!

Posted by: Jake at September 29, 2010 9:25 AM