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What Does It Say that Horatio Sanz Is the Best Part of Your Show?

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under TV Reviews | Comments (13)



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Why do I bother? I’ll tell you why: Megan Mullally and Cheryl Hines. Surely, someone cares, right?

Nope? Damnit. I didn’t think so. But it would be nice to see a television show — sitcom or drama — that was actually about parenting besides “Friday Night Lights” (and Coach Taylor and Tami really are the best parents in the history of television). There’s a lot that goes on in a typical parent’s life, all of it ripe for sitcom treatment. Like, when your child throws a tantrum because you’re tired of playing hide-and-seek. Or the hours you spend wiping crayon off of walls. Or the glory of a dirty diaper the day after you had corn for dinner. Brilliant stuff.

Hrmmm.

Which is why, I suppose, “In the Motherhood,” is only ostensibly about being a mother. Because nobody really cares about the mundane details of parenting, least of all television audiences who turn to the television to escape child-rearing duties, thus ensuring that the “leave me alone, I’m watching TV” refrain will survive another generation.

The television series “In the Motherhood” has seemingly already turned its back on whatever it was that made “In the Motherhood,” the web series, such a popular one (the web series starred Jenny McCarthy, Leah Remini, and Chelsea Handler, and ran on MSNBC for two years. I’d never before heard of it.). The original web series relied on viewer submissions: they were five to seven minute segments based on real stories from real mothers. “In the Motherhood,” the television series, stars Cheryl Hines, Megan Mullally, and Jessica St. Clair, and it’s based on stupid scripts from stupid writers — the Writer’s Guild apparently ruled out the possibility of using viewer submitted content.

St. Claire plays the enlightened, overzealous suburban mom — in the pilot episode, she decides that she can’t lie to her young children, revealing to them apropos of nothing that Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny don’t exist. They relay that information to their grade-school class, and the hilarious unfunniness commences. Hines plays St. Claire’s older, divorced sister. She works long hours and allows a manny (Horatio Sanz) to do most of the child-rearing while she stays out late and drinks and attempts to get laid, here by straddling her Borat-impersonating supervisor (Ken Marino) after a sexual-harassment clinic. Meanwhile, Megan Mullaly — who is not actually a mother — basically plays a version of her character on “Will and Grace,” only older. In the pilot, she pretends to be pregnant in order to cut in line at Starbucks and extract other sympathy gifts from strangers.

Good times.

There’s little to like about “In the Motherhood.” It feels like a show that should have a laugh track, and without it, it’s hard to know where to fake laugh. The humor is forced, the pilot’s storyline is trite and predictable, and the cast is completely wasted on bad material. In fact, the only thing intriguing about the first episode is Horatio Sanz — suddenly, he’s skinny and he miraculously manages to make it through the entire episode without laughing. But then again, so did I.









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Comments

Parenting is for suckers. Any show about parenting automatically makes it unwatchable. Why do you people throw away your lives like that? There's too many damned kids already.

Posted by: Bucko at March 31, 2009 4:33 PM

Wow. This sounds like utter shite. I mean, really bad. Glad I never heard of it, or have any inclination to watch any part of it.

"hilarious unfunniness commences"

This is going into my daily lexicon. I nearly snorted out loud.

Posted by: Shadows of Dakaron at March 31, 2009 4:36 PM

Apropos of jack shit... I really am getting angry at the photo of the red-haired Rasta albino kid in the BOOSTUP.ORG ad. I want to smash him. I don't know what his story is. I don't care how he came about his ridiculous whiteboy dreads. I just want to smash him. And I'm usually not too violent when I'm relatively sober...

Posted by: Skitz at March 31, 2009 4:48 PM

Horatio Sanz.

Need we say more?

Oh, silly me, dead.

Posted by: admin at March 31, 2009 4:57 PM

I saw an ad for this and for a few seconds I really thought Megan Mullaly was Courtney Cox. Even in the photo up there, it seems like they're really pushing to make her look like CC. That seems a little creepy to me.

Posted by: figgy at March 31, 2009 5:16 PM

revealing to them apropos of nothing that Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny don’t exist.

Good lord. Is there a more cliche storyline in sitcom history? I think the only one that could beat it would be the 'Dad is left in charge of kids, chaos ensues!' which I'm sure this show will use soon.

Posted by: figgy at March 31, 2009 5:21 PM

Maybe I'm out of touch what with not being a parent and all, but couldn't just one show portray a mother who doesn't have the time to put on full make-up and pretty-up her hair before starting the day?
I have no children, work from home and still can't find the time to make myself pretty before staring the day.

Posted by: PaddyDog at March 31, 2009 5:24 PM

Make-up is for suckers. Any show about make-up automatically makes it unwatchable. Why do you people throw away your lives like that? There's too many damned clowns already.

Posted by: Bucko at March 31, 2009 5:48 PM

Megan Mullally and Cheryl Hines. Surely, someone cares, right?

I can name at least 2 people on this site who love Megan Mullally.

Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at March 31, 2009 5:55 PM

I only entertained the idea of watching because of Cheryl Hines and Megan Mullaly, but even they can't save this trash. I will never give this show another 20 minutes of my life. And they have the audacity to have it on in the place of "Ugly Betty" right now!!!! Please!!!

Posted by: ChaCha at March 31, 2009 6:18 PM

Get a grip, Skitz, and stare for awhile at the hardbody in the ad for Kick ciggies instead.

Better?

Jeezapus, do I have to calm EVERYone here down today?

Posted by: bucdaddy at March 31, 2009 7:47 PM

Nope.

Posted by: Rykker at April 1, 2009 3:43 AM

Paddy, I'm the only mom I know who does a face of makeup every single day without fail. Possibly the only one who does makeup at all, barring rare 'nights out'. The other moms despise me for my troubles, but there you go.

It helps a lot that I'm a pseudo-albino with deep-seated insecurities about it. It only takes ten minutes once you get the hang of it. Also, I refuse to shop for clothes, do nails, or cut or color my hair. I hate most 'girl time' shit.

The whole enterprise is much like Shirley Maclaine in Postcards From the Edge. (eyebrows) "I will not go into the ground without them".

Posted by: replica at April 1, 2009 6:42 PM


















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