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I'm Already Heartsick About Its Inevitable Cancellation

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under TV Reviews | Comments (31)



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I know what you’re thinking. I do. It’s on Fox. It’s been incredibly well-received by critics. It won’t make it until mid-season. That’s probably true. And it was true of “Firefly,” as well. Fox pulled it, broke your heart, and you’ll never forgive them for it. But how much did you love those 11 episodes, aired out of order? How many great characters did that show introduce you to? And how many great actors? If you’d known it was going to be cancelled only 11 episodes in, would you still have watched it? Would you have still bought it on DVD and viewed it again half a dozen times, knowing that the series was incomplete?

My guess is that you would. I know I would. I know I’d watch the half-season of “Freaks and Geeks,” again, even knowing that it’d never finish its run. And “Undeclared,” and countless other shows I got invested in only to have the rug pulled out from beneath me, more often than not when I knew it was coming. Still, I’ll take 11 hours of a great show over four seasons of a shitty one.

It’s a dilemma you’ll likely be faced in deciding whether to watch “Lone Star.” It’s a fantastic show, and if you’re a fan of well-written, well-acted drama aching with heart, you may have to resign to the fact — especially after the premiere episode only attracted a meager 4 million viewers — that you’re going to get your heart ripped in half. I say, “It’s better to have loved and lost than never have loved it all,” applies just as much to televisions shows. I’m going to enjoy “Lone Star” while I can, and maybe if enough of us do, it’ll make it to show 13. Or 23. Or, as unlikely as it seems, a second season.

Relative newcomer James Wolk — who has a decidedly Lee Pace feel about him — plays Bob Allen, an earnest and seemingly well-intentioned lifelong con man. He sells fake oil and gas leases to unsuspecting people of different class backgrounds, and — with his controlling father, John (David Keith) as mentor — he does it really well. He’s a good, honest, bushy-eyed kind of guy who just happens to be involved in a very despicable trade. The problem with Bob Allen, it seems, is that, given all the characters he can play as con man, he chooses to play himself. And as himself, he’s gotten romantically invested in his marks, here played by his two love interests in two separate Texas towns. He’s engaged to Lindsay (Eloise Mumford), a small-town girl living in Midland, where Bob has used his considerable charm to sell these fake oil and gas leases to half the town. He’s madly in love with Lindsay, and loves the small-town life his relationship with her affords him.

Meanwhile, he’s also married to Cat Thatcher (Adrianne Palicki), the daughter of Clint Thatcher (Jon Voight), who owns a large oil company. Bob has immersed himself so well into that company that he’s earned an executive promotion, which comes with a lot of money. His plan — or rather, his father’s plan, since his father is the one who runs the cons — is to get access to the inside of the company and steal away with the business’ millions while no one is looking.

The problem, however, is that Bob doesn’t want to be a con man anymore. He’s in love with two women, and equally in love with both lives, both of which are precariously in danger. It’s a house of cards, as his father reminds him, and he’s decided to live inside it. But he wants something real, and these two fake lives have become very real to him. His series-long plan, it seems, is to use his position with the giant corporation to both make money for himself and the company, and keep his house of lies propped up in Midland with his earnings.

It should make for very compelling drama. And unlike say, “The Event,” there were no cataclysmic events, there were no explosions, or overwrought arguments. And yet, thanks to the focus on character — the pilot episode was directed by Marc Webb ((500) Days of Summer) — I was invested in the show by the first commercial break, and completely in love with it by the end. It’s populated with likable people, and the smart irony here is that the people most suspicious of Bob Allen happen to be the least likable characters — Lindsay’s ex-boyfriend and Cat’s brother, for instance. And the only truly evil force, so far, seems to be the Dad, although one has to assume that there’s something also redeeming in him, at least enough to maintain Bob’s loyalty to his father.

I just read a comment from my earlier review of The Event, where JustBill asks, “Do you honestly expect to completely fall in love with the characters (or even relate closely to them) right away?” The answer to that is yes. And “Lone Star” proves that it can be done. It’s going to break my fucking heart when this show ends, but I’m more than willing to let it. I’ve been looking for another reason to hate Fox, anyway.









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Comments

I'm through with new shows on Fox. They took away Firefly and Sarah Conoor Chronicles

Burn me once, shame on you. Burn me twice, shame on me. Burn me again? I must be a total fucktard.

Posted by: superEdna at September 21, 2010 2:41 PM

I didn't plan on watching this, just because it's related to Texas in some kind of way (I know how ridiculous that sounds) and I freaking hate Texas. And I've lived in it, for most of my life, and there are no rational explanations as to why I hate it so. I just do.

But, you speak of it with such affection, I'm going to have to see it. And I will join the rampage of hating FOX.

Posted by: Candee at September 21, 2010 2:41 PM

Wow, I came away with exactly the opposite feeling.

I thought the Bob Allen character completely smarmy and unlikeable, and consequently the women dumb enough to fall for him completely unlikeable as well.

The Dad is a scumbag, and Jon Voight's character is well, Jon Voight, so there wasn't much in the way of redeeming qualities invested in anyone.

I figured the show would inevitably be cancelled too. But because it sucks.

Posted by: motoj at September 21, 2010 2:45 PM

They're filming this 2 blocks from my office. Think I should try to get in as an extra?

Posted by: Ian at September 21, 2010 2:48 PM

So, it's too late for a petition to keep it on the air?

Posted by: menotyou at September 21, 2010 2:51 PM

So, proof that the 10% is worth dying for, even if that 10% will themselves get killed off?

Awesome.

Posted by: Aislinn at September 21, 2010 2:55 PM

Huh....I watched the first 15 minutes or so, and ended up being so bored that I changed the channel.

Maybe I ended up missing the parts where it got good.

Posted by: Parker at September 21, 2010 2:58 PM

My first mention in a review. I feel special.

I too liked Lone Star a lot. Much as I want things to work out for Bob, I can't wait to see it all fall apart and watch how he deals with it.

Also, in the scene where Tram and Drew were watching the football practice, I had a very serious moment of "OMG Friday Night Lights!".

Posted by: JustBill at September 21, 2010 3:01 PM

I'm on the side of "turned it off halfway in." I just didn't enjoy it, and I too thought Bob was rather UNlikeable.

Posted by: Gabs at September 21, 2010 3:09 PM

I could not get into this at all. I was bored and checking my email after the first half of the episode. And I thought the brunette wife looked familiar, but I'm shocked to see that it's Tyra! I love Tyra! How did I not realize that was her? Maybe I'll give it a second chance because Tyra is on it, but only because there's nothing good in that timeslot.

Posted by: shell at September 21, 2010 3:31 PM

I watched the opening sequence and found it well done. But I just don't care about con men, however well acted and written and directed this show is. It's like someone decided we needed a whole series based on Sawyer from Lost. The Sawyer back story was great on Lost, but I don't want to watch a whole series based on being entertained by the tension of someone keeping up lies and deceit.

Posted by: janetfaust at September 21, 2010 3:32 PM

Oh Tyra, I'd follow you anywhere.*

*except that movie you and Paul Bettany made about scary angels. To quote Cee-Lo, "Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?"

Posted by: coveredinbees at September 21, 2010 3:58 PM

Funny. I TIVOed The Event but missed this one. Maybe I'll seek it out online.

Am I the only one that sees the words "Lone Star" and immediately hears Rick Moranis' Dark Helmet booming "LONE STAR!" in that Spaceballs voice?

The second thing it makes me think of is the overlooked and underrated John Sayles film.

The third thing? Lone Star Light, my first beer.

Here ends my list of mental tangents that interest only me.

Posted by: DarthCorleone at September 21, 2010 4:03 PM

I LOVE Lone Star the film. Chris Cooper, take another little piece of my heart. And one of Frances McDormand's best performances.

Posted by: coveredinbees at September 21, 2010 4:06 PM

I'm with Dustin - loved the pilot. It wasn't even on my radar until the last week or so I started hearing really good things about it. I'll definitely be watching as long as it stays this good.

The lead actor is really compelling but I have to disagree with the Lee Pace comparison - for me, it was a younger Kyle Chandler. But hey - if he reminds some of Pace and some of Chandler, he's definitely doing something right.

Posted by: Nicole at September 21, 2010 4:57 PM

I'm in the group of people who just could not be less interested in this concept. It's boring yet offensive at the same time. The problems of a con man in love with two of his long cons is not a problem I want to spend an hour a week with.

Also, I can't look at Jon Voight since National Treasure.

Maybe it's the way the ad was cut, but I have zero interest in this. If you need further proof as to how unappealing the marketing for this show is, look no further than the douche-face in the header pic above...I'm meant to sympathize with that and watch it's exploits? 'Fraid not.

Posted by: valerie at September 21, 2010 5:11 PM

I wonder if some of the poor ratings were due to the fact that many long-term House fans (such as Mr. PD and I) ended up changing the channel before that show ended because we just couldn't take one more minute of mopey-eyed House and Cuddy? The big lead-in show was so uninteresting last night that they may have had very few people who stuck around.

Posted by: PaddyDog at September 21, 2010 5:14 PM

The third thing? Lone Star Light, my first beer.

DarthCorleone, that's what I think of every time I hear the title. If they don't get some product placement out of this, they're missing a golden opportunity.

Posted by: JustBill at September 21, 2010 5:32 PM

Man, I'll have to take your word for it. Based on all the commercials AND your glowing description up above, I'm still left with an overwhelming, deafening even, "MEH".

Therefore, I think that if, on the off-chance that I did watch it, and actually liked it, my heart would be broken, I'll just not watch it.

Posted by: MM at September 21, 2010 6:35 PM

I like my assholes to be doing something heroic, not just being an asshole.

Posted by: Jay at September 21, 2010 9:42 PM

Am I the only one that sees the words "Lone Star" and immediately hears Rick Moranis' Dark Helmet booming "LONE STAR!" in that Spaceballs voice?

No, sir, you are not. "Only one man dare give me the raspberry!"

Posted by: Even Stevens at September 22, 2010 12:46 AM

oops, I meant "Only one man would dare give me the raspberry!" Screwed that one up, didn't I?

Posted by: Even Stevens at September 22, 2010 12:47 AM

When does this come on?

Anyone know anywhere you can watch the first episode online?

Posted by: THRILLHO at September 22, 2010 11:18 AM

This is bizarre. I know Eloise Mumford... she was a roommate of a friend freshman year at NYU. I've been seeing her pop up everywhere.

Posted by: denesteak at September 22, 2010 1:36 PM

I don't get Fox. They make so many good shows but insist on only keeping the bad ones. Wonderfalls, Sarah Conner Chronicles, Arrested Development (although that making it to 3 seasons was a triumph). I don't know if its Fox's fault or America's for not watching. When 25 Mil people tune in to watch Jennifer Lopez and Steven Tyler on American Idol and only 4 Mil can get into LoneStar.. I just don't think that says anything redeeming about society.

Posted by: Hazelyn at September 22, 2010 5:46 PM

I'm not as in love with it as Dustin is, but I really did like it. I'll definitely be tuning in for the second episode.

Posted by: Thijs at September 23, 2010 8:42 AM

Was on a business trip and got food poisoning, so I stayed in my hotel room instead of meeting clients for dinner. Ended up watching this just after the episode had started and was hooked. Love it. Can't wait for the next episode. Now, I must go pimp this to my Facebook friends so that it stays on the air longer than Firefly.

Posted by: Groovy Violet at September 23, 2010 11:29 AM

I don't get you people. Why hate fox???

It isn't their fault the pilot episode didn't attract enough audience. They are in this business to make money. Fuckin all networks are. So blame yourself for making shitty shows big hit and good ones not hit.

Posted by: JoJo at September 23, 2010 5:07 PM

It was awful. "Friends" awful. "CSI Miami" awful. "Baretta" awful. "The A Team" awful. I watched the first ten minutes, and wanted to puke. Like we need another story about a vapid pretty young guy who gets laid a lot to a bad soundtrack. Gack.

Posted by: bluebird at September 26, 2010 7:14 PM

Just watched it on Hulu. I'm really digging it. I'll definitely be part of the measly 4 million viewers tomorrow night watching the second episode.

Great soundtrack as well

Posted by: THRILLHO at September 26, 2010 11:50 PM

As much as I disliked this show (in no small part because of the Tejas association), it was SOOO much better than the "House" preceding it. I KNEW they would kill that show with the House/Cuddy relationship. Didn't e'en bother to watch last night...

Posted by: GoGo LaTata at September 28, 2010 4:20 PM