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Hungry For Something Different: “True Blood” S4:E3, “If You Love Me, Why Am I Dyin’?”

By Sarah Carlson | Posted Under TV Reviews | Comments (24)



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While promoting “True Blood’s” second season in 2009, star Anna Paquin shut down a reporter who asked if the actors ever stopped to discuss the underlying messages the series presents. No, she said, because it’s not an English lit class. But has anyone told that to the writers? Because they love, and will frequently overuse, metaphors. For three seasons viewers have been treated to dialogue likening vampire rights to civil rights - “God hates fangs” signs, Evangelicals feeling called to condemn and fight their depravity, etc. Sunday’s third episode of Season Four, “If You Love Me, Why Am I Dyin’?,” even went Tea Party-esque with its use of dumb activists entrapping and catching vampires attacking humans on tape, not to mention one Wiccan wondering if a vampire he views as stomping on his American freedoms came from Nazi Germany. Sigh. But the writers’ favorite exercise is examining the role blood, and more importantly, nature plays in everyone’s life, be they human or supernatural. Episode Three, engaging but in no way thrilling, presented a tableau of characters fighting for control over their natures and their situations. Their struggles are mostly futile, though. Nature will win.

With his memory wiped clean thanks to a spell from the witch Marnie in Episode Two, Eric doesn’t know who he or anyone is, and he definitely can’t tell what Sookie is. His boyish innocence gives her pause, though, and seeing his helplessness, she agrees to take care of him. The episode’s highlights came watching Alexander Skarsgard clearly relish the chance to play a softer, if no less deadly, character. Because Eric is still a monster, and in a nice reverse on the nature theme, we see that he may be more dangerous to Sookie than he was when he had his wits. That Eric knew Sookie’s uniqueness and controlled himself around her. This Eric is trying his best to maintain control, but Sookie’s pleas couldn’t stop him from killing her fairy godmother, Claudine. At least, we’re left thinking she’s dead, but that would be a serious and upsetting waste.

The episode saw the return of Alcide, and that werewolf is still trying to control his feelings for Sookie even as we see he has returned to supposedly reformed Debbie Pelt (Brit Morgan). Sookie’s attraction to Alcide must explain her reasoning for bringing him into her mess - just as she explicitly tells him her mess isn’t his problem - by asking if he can look after Eric. Sookie can’t turn to Bill, who has his own vampire PR nightmare to worry about with the undercover vampire video. Besides, he agrees to Portia Bellefleur’s (Courtney Ford) notion that they add friends with benefits to their relationship. (The two are related in the books. Just sayin’.) Pam also would rip Sookie to shreds if she brought the king into the matter, and she’s the only one who seems to understand the danger in having a sheriff without a memory. She immediately guesses the witches are involved and only has patience to listen to the Lafayette’s pleas for mercy once Tara has a gun filled with wooden bullets pointed her way.

Jason, perhaps, is the most helpless of the bunch. Tied to a dirty bed in dirty Hotshot, he’s at the mercy of the clueless Crystal, who along with Felton is trying to turn him through bites and scratches into a were-panther. She feeds him Viagra and has her way with him, hoping he will help her conceive and reignite the diluted panther bloodline of her family. Other Hotshot women look on, waiting their turn to take advantage of the body and its abilities Jason has been so proud of. He’s been missing for 48 hours now and without him Andy, still dropping V, has no one to rein him in. Over a made-up problem Andy even recklessly points his gun at Sam, who is busy trying to control his anger with Tommy but finds a minute to flirt with Tara. Tommy simply wants control of his destiny, not to mention the love of his brother, and an opportunity to swindle Maxine Fortenberry seems too good to pass up. Her son, Hoyt, meanwhile is upset to learn Jessica fed on another human at Fangtasia - upset until she glamors him and makes him forget it ever happened. The creepiest plot development of the night, however, has to go to the beaten-up baby doll that came with Hoyt and Jessica’s house and apparently can’t be disposed rid of. Both have tried to throw it away, but it keeps reappearing. Jessica gives the doll to Arlene and Terry’s creepy baby, Mikey, and it’s clear no good will come of this.

We’ve jumped a year in time, but “True Blood’s” stories are the same - all creatures are at the mercy of nature, however you define it. And fans, well, we’re at the mercy of the writers. How they’ll interpret and build upon Charlaine Harris’s world (And yes, that was a Harris book Sookie was reading at the kitchen table - not cool) is anyone’s guess, and of course it’s their prerogative. The books and the series should be examined separately. But in their obsessive exploration of nature, they’ve changed the very nature of the stories. They’ve upped the fantasy, weirdness and soap opera aspects and added overwrought political undertones, and by cramming so much in they leave so much out. I’m talking better character development, not plotlines. Season Four is entertaining and yet, something is missing. Whatever “it” is, it must have disappeared with Eric’s memory.

Favorite moments:

  • “He did look kind of Aryan.”

  • “Technically, you fang-raped me.”

  • “God, bring me the serenity to … Fuck it.”

  • “I’ll give you 24 hours to deliver that witch to me. And if you don’t, I will personally eat, fuck and kill all three of you.”

  • “You just killed my fairy godmother!”

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    Comments

    This show has gone from pretty cheesy, to nacho cheesy, to downright bad, to so nuclear-nacho-taco bell-cheesy bad that I no longer have the option to look away.

    Although, "Fuck, eat and kill" everyone in this room is pretty awesome.

    Posted by: John G. at July 11, 2011 3:01 PM

  • Oh, man, I LOVED this episode. I love what they're doing with Eric (I know I shouldn't. The whole amnesia/declawing plots been done before).

    Super rando aside, I literally JUST watched The Grifters for the first time yesterday and was struck by how dated Angelica Huston's red outfit w/ red stockings looked. Then Pam rocks the sh*t out of the exact same look. I love Pam.

    http://pureinklondon.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/the-grifters-001.jpg

    Also? Sarah writes the sh*t outta these recaps.

    Posted by: coveredinbees at July 11, 2011 3:12 PM

    Alexander Skarsgard and Kristin Bauer act circles around the rest of the cast.

    Posted by: michaelceratops at July 11, 2011 3:36 PM

    Right? I mean, there are about 15 characters too many on True Blood. But I have a tough time figuring out who I would cut. (No I don't. Alcide and all the Panther People and Sam's stupid brother.)

    Posted by: coveredinbees at July 11, 2011 3:43 PM

    The only way Alcide should go is if he continues to wear shirts. Shirtless Alcide can and must stay.

    Posted by: blacksred at July 11, 2011 3:45 PM

    "Do her a favor and stop flirting with me."

    This episode was much funnier than it had any right to be, and I certainly hope that most of it was intentionally so.

    Posted by: Jerry at July 11, 2011 4:06 PM

    We have WAAAAY better shirtless eye candy already! God bless you, Eric, for consistently wearing your pants waaaay too low.

    Posted by: coveredinbees at July 11, 2011 4:13 PM

    I always thought the creepy doll was supposed to have been left in their house by Summer, the girl Hoyt's mum tried to set him up with. I remember her showing Hoyt her baby doll collection, and thought it was a hint that Summer was less sugar and spice, and more deranged Stepford Smiler. Ah well. This is better.

    Posted by: Aislinn at July 11, 2011 4:31 PM

    I would like to know why Jessica would give a doll that not only creeps her and her boyfriend out, but has been thrown in the lake and in a dumpster to her friends' 1 year old baby. Baby boy at that? I know it is a plot device, but pretty stupid.
    I can't deal with Deliverance country and Jason being raped.
    I can't deal with what I loved about the books being raped in this episode. I was so looking forward to this episode.
    I know I should just enjoy the season, but the direction it is going in I cannot abide.

    Posted by: daria at July 11, 2011 5:46 PM

    Fuck, Eat,Kill is my go to party game. And can Pam just be made Queen already? She's obviously the only one who can handle it.

    Posted by: Mrcreosote at July 11, 2011 5:47 PM

    Well, I haven't read the books, but I LOVED this episode. I think I'll go watch it again after work (and I never say that about True Blood).

    Skarsgard your loins. This is gonna be a good season.

    Posted by: Mel C. at July 11, 2011 5:54 PM

    Yes, I know it's To Each Her Own in this crazy mixed up world, but ASkaars has no ass. He's nearly buttless. He's a butt-free zone. And I think he needs acting lessons. I was kinda embarrassed for him.

    As a side note, I am a fan of TB (season one is gourmet cheese with a side of banging hot), but I looked at my watch a few times in this one. Not a good sign.

    Posted by: klingonfree at July 11, 2011 6:00 PM

    Eric in nothing but tight, skimpy, bright red underwear is probably the thing that's missing. Seriously. And I know a lot of people disagree, but I really want Bubba. It's just so hilarious. Fucked up Elvis who eats cats...how can you NOT put that in?

    I did love that weird shrug thing that Eric does at the end of the episode. The one that everyone in the entire world does.

    Also, Tara needs to go. She has no purpose there, and never had any purpose there. Not even in the books. Well, except when she got with Franklin, and then handed over to Mickey (something like that), and then Eric saved her.

    *Potential Spoilers/Spoilers!!*

    In return for saving Tara, Sookie has to tell him... stuff. I don't think I should say anything else.

    It's hard to see what plots they are going with, and which they are drastically changing.

    Posted by: Candee at July 11, 2011 6:06 PM

    Yes! Get rid of Tara! Let's make her be the regular cast member that gets it this year. Also please remove both Bellefleurs - not Terry, Terry stays forever, he who seems to be the only genuinely lovely dum-dum in Bon Temps - entire Hotshot plotline, Tommy who **POTENTIAL SPOILERS** I'm convinced is going to shift into Sam at some point, all of them chuck them into a deep smelly pit of my contempt. Smells like arse down there.

    But the creepy doll, creepy baby, Marnie, Holly, Laf, power-mad Bill, Sookie, Eric, Pam, all that shit is amazeballs.

    I have no problem with people claiming SKARSGARD is not their thing. All that long muscled torso, back, legs, puppy eyes... goddamn they make them good in Sweden. Sookie, girl, if you don't LOCK THAT DOWN this season, then I will go out and bang the first guy I see purely from the sexual frustration *I* incurred because of your frigidity. Cow.

    Posted by: Laurie at July 11, 2011 7:58 PM

    “You just killed my fairy godmother!”

    That line floored me. I wonder how many takes it took her to say that without busting out laughing?

    Posted by: logan at July 11, 2011 8:12 PM

    Look at that photo. Kristin Bauer is 45. Do you know she played Man Hands on Seinfeld? I can only hope that I have the same Benjamin-Button-esque affliction as her, where I grow increasingly sexy as I age.

    Posted by: Lauren at July 11, 2011 8:31 PM

    did anyone else laugh when eric called sookie 'snookie'? haha so dumb.
    also eric is so adorable -yet less hot- as vulnerable eric. the apologetic smile at the end was so cute.
    but yes. they need to clean up the stray ends of this show and figure out what the show is and fast...

    Posted by: julia at July 11, 2011 11:53 PM

    Season 3 was hit-or-miss for me. I recently rewatched basically the entire first three seasons and was struck by how slowwwlly S3 progressed. I mean seriously? Over half the season takes place in like one or two days at Russell's mansion in Mississippi. Needed to pick up the pace a bit there.

    AS for season 4... well I'm holding out high hopes. Things look good for now. You had to know the Sookie/Bill relationship would suffer at some point, otherwise there is no character growth. Or story arcs, for that matter. And Eric has had a hard on for Sookie since his long-haired days sitting court at Fangtasia back in season 1. He wants her so badly, but he has enough self control to wait until she gives it to him. The juice will be worth the squeeze, at least to him.

    My favorite parts of these three eps have to be the witches (knew Marni was NO GOOD the moment she said, "a human body"), the scary spirit sitting in the mirror (that overlay between Marni and the other woman's face in S4.2 was creepy and kinda beautiful), and of course the baby doll.

    Actually, I have to say of all the shizz going down, the baby doll seems the most interesting plot point yet. I hope it turns into something great and doesn't go down like other, lamer plot devices. Sometimes things start off so clever and fresh, only to be ruined when the writers try to explain them. Questions are easier to make up than answers, and mysteries are more provoking than their solutions (see: any season of LOST).

    Keep up the episode reviews!

    Posted by: LBeees at July 12, 2011 2:59 AM

    Oh and judging by next weeks previews it looks like they are going to chain Lafayette up again.

    Which makes me think "Soooo you're gonna chain THE BLACK GUY up again? C'mon do the writers have some Mandingo fetish here or what?"

    Posted by: logan at July 12, 2011 10:37 AM

    I like charming, promiscuous Bill much more than lovesick, "You are my miracle, Sookie," Bill. He's way cooler this way.

    Posted by: Purvis at July 12, 2011 10:54 AM

    Purvis: YES! While Season One Bheel was best (Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica), I do love this slick Bheel very much. I think Alan Ball will tease us for a few seasons, dangling the Buttless Skargard for a bit, then get Bheel and Sookeh back together. I wonder if I will still be watching by that point, though... I wonder about these things...

    Posted by: klingonfree at July 12, 2011 12:40 PM

    His ass may be tiny, but I still love the hell out of Super Low Pants Skarsgard.

    “I’ll give you 24 hours to deliver that witch to me. And if you don’t, I will personally eat, fuck and kill all three of you.”

    I don't know if I'm a sicky or what, but I got a slight lady boner at that line.

    “You just killed my fairy godmother!”

    Pretty funny. Still doesn't top "He killed my COOTER!" but I don't think anything ever will.

    Posted by: Kala at July 12, 2011 1:32 PM

    Does anyone else think the creepy doll came from Hoyt's mom?

    Does anyone else think Debbie was better looking when she was all V'ed up?

    And while Sookie and Bill make me vom, I do not appreciate Bill banging the Trinity Killer's crazy daughter/Quinn's girlfriend. Please tell me she was only cast to eventually get killed.

    Posted by: TheEmpress at July 12, 2011 1:41 PM

    I'm puzzled as to why vampires are suddenly hesitating when a gun is pointed at them. Wooden bullets? So what. Vampires are fast enough that they could be on top of the person (or simply escape) well before the trigger is pulled. I guess it's just plot convenient.

    I rolled my eyes when we went from that fledgling moment of reconciliation between Tommy and Sam last week right back into having them at odds.

    Gifting that filthy doll to the kid was outright bizarre.

    Posted by: DarthCorleone at July 12, 2011 3:29 PM