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For All the Grandmothers and Their Gay Grandsons

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under TV Reviews | Comments (43)



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The highlight to last night’s season finale of “Glee” came in the first minute of the episode when Sue Sylvester remarked to Will: “I’m having a difficult time hearing anything you have to say today because your hair looks like a brier patch. I keep expecting racist animated Disney characters to pop up and start singing songs about living on the bayou.”

It was mostly downhill from there.

It wasn’t that the finale was an atrocious episode. It was just so … lackluster. After a batshit season where Ryan Murphy was manically and maniacally throwing everything up against the wall in the hopes that it would stick (and it did at least half the time), it felt like — in the finale — Murphy over-corrected. When the plane landed on the season, we expected an engine to blow out, for the passengers to be screaming showtunes and pulling out their hair while the jet careened on one wing and slid in safely after shattering the windows in the B terminal. Instead, he landed it gently and without much drama, tying up loose ends and putting a too tidy bow on the season.

And the songs were terrible.

For all the fanfare leading up to the finale, last night’s episode felt overly anticlimactic. Sue Sylvester was anointed one of the judge’s of the regional competition and all the air escaped out of New Directions’ enthusiasm. A loss seemed inevitable. But after Emma (where’s she been? And wow! I haven’t missed her at all) delivered a speech to Will about living in the moment, it’s not about losing and winning, it’s about singing, the Gleekers bandied together and offered up … a Journey medley.

Given the scores of musical numbers we’ve been subjected to this season (some great, some awful), a very routine Journey medley was conservative. It wasn’t bad — and it’s hard to screw up “Don’t Stop Believin’ — it just wasn’t the sort of performance that would blow your sock strings out. What happened to the big numbers? The Madonna and Gaga and the “funk” and the showtunes? We got “Any Way You Want It?” And all three numbers of the Journey medley were completely dominated by Rachel and Finn — they couldn’t give Kurt or Mercedes a solo? Or Brittany and Santana? After preaching inclusion all season long, it still came down to Rachel and Finn. No wonder they lost. Vocal Adrenaline clearly kicked their ass. The Queen number really was epic. Jesse St. James blew the lid off the dump, while Quinn gave birth during the seven-minute song in a hospital labor montage that kept interrupting an otherwise great Vocal Adrenaline performance.

The finale was not the time for Murphy to reveal restraint — the 20 or so episodes leading up to the finale could’ve used a little more restraint, but last night? Not so much.

But losing, I suppose, was the point. Because you can’t win every year. You gotta save something for next season. And to see Sue Sylvester come to the defense of New Directions was sweet, if not a little unexpected (I’d assumed she’d ultimately vote for New Directions, but not out of sympathy for them, but because she’d been won over). New Directions came in third. Out of three. And then Murphy tried to pull out the moral victory card, he tried to pull at our heartstrings and he layered the sentiment with two fairly awful numbers — two of the worst of the season — in “To Sir, With Love” and “Somewhere Over the Rainbow.” Add to that the ridiculously pat notion that Rachel’s biological mom would adopt Quinn’s child in an effort to too easily bookend the second-half of the season and you have yourself a maudlin cap to an outrageous and sometimes absurd season of “Glee.”

I know it’s not fair to compare the finale to a show few of you watch, but “Glee” failed spectacularly in every way that “Friday Night Lights” does not. “FNL” knows how to mix the victories (moral or otherwise) with a heavy, heavy bittersweetness. “Glee” just offers Quinn’s doe eyes, a lot of silly grins, and a few big kisses that wash over an entire season of relationship difficulties and make everything OK in time for the summer promos. “Glee” couldn’t even leave us with a cliffhanger?

If it weren’t for Sue Sylvester and Vocal Adrenaline, last night’s finale would’ve been a complete bust.

And yet, for all the failures of last night’s episode — and of the season as a whole — I’ve really enjoyed this season of “Glee” over all. It dealt with a lot of issues, mostly superficially, but it hinted at the unexplored depths. In some cases, it’s those unexplored depths that we ended up discussing the next day. In the last few weeks, I’ve accused the show of being the gayest show in the history of television, suggested it was ruining gay cred, and even implied that it was heterophobic. There aren’t a lot of shows on television that bring up the issues that “Glee” has brought up even superficially. It’s been an easy show to discuss, and maybe its failures are even part of its charm. I dunno. I won’t say I’m incredibly enthusiastic about next season — we’ve seen how Ryan Murphy can tank a show overnight (“Nip/Tuck”) — but I’m certainly willing to tune in and see where it goes. To see if they can dig deeper, flesh out the characters and their relationships, and continue — for the most part — providing entertaining musical numbers. It’s nice to know, in any respect, that there’s a show out there that a grandmother can watch with her gay grandson. But maybe next season, it can aspire to be something more.









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Comments

I have to say that pretty much every minute of that finale was utterly predictable, which was both to be expected and a bit disappointing. I definitely agree with you, Dustin, that this was not the time to rein it in performance-wise.

I was particularly disappointed at Sue's return to "having a heart," though her dialogue about it with Will at the end was brilliant. And somewhat apropos, I suppose, given that she's all about the kids (though her season-long hatred of those particular kids seems to have gone away, huh? How about that). Oh, and I read her vote for New Directions as a spiteful gesture towards the "real" celebrities and their mocking of her during the voting process, but I was also knitting at the time and so somewhat distracted.

And, yeah, where the hell *has* Emma been? She was a major character (as was the coach she was supposed to marry) and then just stopped even being in episodes. And now all of a sudden Will's asking her for advice? Like they never stopped talking? WTH?

I really do hope the story gets a little more even next season. I feel like the first half of the season was better than the second that way; the second half seemed so ...desperate to be liked. Which, again, I guess is apropos.

Posted by: Anna von Beaversmack at June 9, 2010 9:51 AM

I would be more than happy to watch a spin off that focused on Kurt and his Dad, their scenes make me cry every time.
I do like Glee a lot, I have crazy, mad Love for The Syllvestor and as long as Schue keeps wearing sleavless tops and Puck wanders around topless I will continue to watch.
Oh who am I kidding I love the whole damn, cheesy, crazy, random lot of them.

Posted by: Nieve 'The Threadkiller Queen' at June 9, 2010 9:51 AM

You're killing me, Smalls. You're killing me.

Congrats to Quinn on her half-hour premature labor and her totally healthy baby girl.

Congrats to Rachel for thinking that they're terribly bland performance was the best ever. Your delusions will keep you warm at night.

Congrats to Ryan Murphy for making it ALL ABOUT Will Schuster (aka, the show's least likable character).

Congrats to Rachel's Mom for abandoning her daughter so she could get a mulligan with a blonde baby.

OH! And did anyone else hear the announcer say "Nude Erections" instead of "New Directions" when Finn and Rachel were about to go on stage? No? Just me? Ok. I thought it was a nice follow up to "Oral Intensity."

Posted by: Kayanne at June 9, 2010 10:00 AM

Phew. I thought I was the only one who did not like the music last night at all.

I did, however, enjoy watching where they had to reshoot Vocal Adrenaline dance sequences because of the onset injuries. 20 dancers, then 4, then 24, then 6, then 4, then 1 couple and a limping Jonathan Groff, then 10. It was amusing and horrifying. What is this, Fela!? Why all the lifts and tosses with "high school" students?

Hopefully, in the Glee universe, we never see a dry entrance from the back of the auditorium again. It is such a played out contrivance in live theater and looks even more stupid on TV. Glee is not a community theater production of Barnum. I do not want to "Come Follow the Band" because you enter from the lobby after intermission. I want to be able to sit still in my seat and watch the show in front of me in my tiny, uncomfortable chair with no leg room, not strain my neck and be in pain for a week because I watched your show. Not that I was in the auditorium, naturally, but you get the point.

Posted by: Robert at June 9, 2010 10:03 AM

Eeesh, rereading that back I should clarify that I don't mean she abandoned Rachel when she was a baby. I meant that when Rachel came to her and said, "Hey, you put all these wheels in motion for us to be a Mother/Daughter duo, so let's try that out." And her response was basically, "Sorry kiddo, your oldness is cramping my style. But hey, did you say that pretty blonde chick just had a new baby? Iiiiiiinteresting."

I've also long since given up hope that they'll start giving the really talented folks the solos. Not that Ms. Michelle isn't a great singer, it's just everything she does sounds the same and at least Mercedes and Santana can add some punch to their numbers.

But hey, if there's one thing Glee Club has taught us it's that even total outcasts can be as bland and as whitebread as a Sears catalog!

Posted by: Kayanne at June 9, 2010 10:07 AM

There was no "choir"-ing going on. It was the Jesse, Finn, and Rachel Variety Hour, featuring the show choir wonderettes.

Posted by: Ian at June 9, 2010 10:11 AM

Robert, that's why I never go see productions of Hair.

Kayanne, I got what you meant about (Idina's Character) and I totally agree. And I also hope they start using the others more next season, particularly Santana. She was so phenomenal in the few numbers she did do this year, I don't see why they don't give her a bit more. And maybe a lead vocal rather than supporting for a change of pace.

Posted by: Anna von Beaversmack at June 9, 2010 10:23 AM

Even though I don't really like Journey and I loves me some Queen, I actually thought the Journey medley was better. I did roll my eyes when he said "Journey medley." Brother...

The Queen number looked more like a cheerleading squad than a show choir. Do they really throw each other around like that in competition? I have no idea...

And I agree, the Rachel and Finn-heavy signing is getting old. Though Rachel sings the shit out of almost anything (she does tend to get shrieky in the higher notes), would be nice to hear more from the others. Like the black guy. He can sing, right? And what about the Asian dude? Is he in there just to even out the hormone distribution?

Also, "Vocal Adrenaline" is a stupid name.

Posted by: Slash at June 9, 2010 10:27 AM

I wouldn't go so far as to call that rendition of of "Bohemian Rhapsody" "epic." Mr. Groff is good indeed, but Freddie Mercury, he ain't.

Posted by: Sean at June 9, 2010 10:33 AM

Ian, I said the same thing. "I thought this was a CHOIR competition? Not a solo with a few backing vocals competition!" Being a choir/theatre geek meself, I can tell ensemble work from a solo/monologue. I would have disqualified them for that had I been a judge.

Olivia Newton-John makes a pretty damn good bitch. Makes ya wonder about her....

As always, Sue had the best lines of the night.

Discuss: Being this is the first season, its hard to judge just yet, but which male character on TV tears/teared up more...Jack Shepherd or Will Schuester?

Posted by: dammitjanet at June 9, 2010 10:41 AM

AvB yea, the whole Idina thing... Like I get they wanted her to be used as a bit part, but the story line they gave her was too heavy to be used for a one-off type deal.

AND ANOTHER THING! Weren't her dads trying to protect her from that very thing? Isn't that why they had the clause in the contract? If I were Rachel, I think I'd be seriously messed up to find out that my mom who so desperately wanted to meet her kid decided it wasn't worth it because I wasn't "kid" enough. Couldn't her fathers sue for damages? I mean, fucking a, what kind of bitch goes, "Yeesh, I thought I wanted to hang out with you, but you've blossomed through puberty and it annoys me."

Man, this show puts so much weight on the little things, (i.e. "Oh no, we weren't on the Glist!") but seems to gloss over loss and hurt and abandonment. I mean, Rachel's boyfriend dumped her and publicly humiliated her, her biological mother played mind games with her in order for her to seek her out but ended up telling her to fuck off and her Dad's couldn't be bothered to show up at Regionals with some stuffed animals tapped to their outfits for support. Even Quinn's bitch mom showed up. Rachel has got to be dealing with some heavy shit right now, but, whatever! It's ok, Finn loves her and that makes up for Everything.

I'm side-eyeing you, Ryan Murphy.

Posted by: Kayanne at June 9, 2010 10:44 AM

I can't express how awful Will Schuster looks when he cries.
He makes sad clowns look attractive.

Posted by: nicole at June 9, 2010 10:45 AM

Yeah, I really wished my daughter could've been born in the time it takes to perform Bohemian Rhapsody. The choreography for that number was pointless, I thought. How can you fuck up Bohemian Rhapsody? Even Mike Myers did it better than that....

And high school kids knowing To Sir With Love? Are you KIDDING me? Not even show tunes geeks would know that song in this day and age. I can believe that full orchestras sit around the high school auditorium waiting for a chorus to erupt, but not that teenagers will have a clue about a minor Sidney Poitier film from the '60s.

I'm not sure why they bothered bringing back Olivia Newton John and Josh Groban if they weren't going to give them a single funny line between them.

The things that made me like Glee in the beginning were the little bits that were just off somehow, the things that showed the cardboard stereotypes might have an eensy bit more depth to them that we expected. Not a lot -- this is set in high school, after all -- but just a little. And sadly, this season, it seems to be firmly settled in a whole new set of cliches.

Posted by: Wednesday at June 9, 2010 10:48 AM

I love Queen, and no one's voice in the history of singers has ever blown me away in quite the way Freddie's has. So maybe that's why I thought Vocal A sucked. And last week's "Bite the Dust" was no better. Word, Sean.

As for Lea Michelle: I think she has the best voice on the show. It's certainly the one I enjoy listening to most. But it's not the only good voice, not even the only great voice, and I don't get how they justify calling that a show "choir" performance.

And finally, agreed, Kayanne. As hilariously unlikeable as she is, Rachel's life has SUCKED lately, and we're not seeing the fallout from it.

I think I pretty obvious rule for TV shows is if you can't deal with the emotional fallout from an event, DON'T HAVE THAT EVENT HAPPEN.

Posted by: dsbs at June 9, 2010 11:02 AM

Slash: Asian kid is there because he's a good dancer. A DAMN good dancer. That having been said, I feel like he should get a solo sometime, or maybe some plot.

Anyway, I thought this episode wasn't so bad. I'm a sucker for musical montages which feature juxtaposition, so I really liked bohemian rhapsody. I also thought that due to the ensemble nature or New Directions medley, it probably was the best performed, which is why I was not so bothered with Sue voting for them. Sue might be underhanded and conniving, but with the way she values greatness and ability, I feel like she'd be hard pressed to vote against them if she thought they were the best performers.

Random thing I liked: Holy crap, their backing instruments actually sounded like INSTRUMENTS? Did anyone else notice this? The guitar in both the Journey Medley and Rhapsody sounded like a guitar and not a synthesizer.

Finally: Maybe next year we can have a meta-plot that DOESN'T focus on "OMG the glee club is getting shut down!"? Maybe?

Posted by: Pandemic at June 9, 2010 11:15 AM

RE Sean: "I wouldn't go so far as to call that rendition of of 'Bohemian Rhapsody' 'epic.' Mr. Groff is good indeed, but Freddie Mercury, he ain't."

Word, again. Sometimes technical proficiency isn't enough. There are not all that many people who can come close to Mercury when singing Queen. And that dude last night did not come close.

And seconding what someone said up there: the Olivia Newton John and Josh Groban cameos (to the extent they were necessary at all) were totally wasted. As in bad. I know they're not actors, but still... I guess they were supposed to be even more reprehensible than Sue so she would feel bad enough for vote for her school's choir (which seems like a serious conflict of interest, BTW, I doubt that would really be allowed, faculty at one of the competing schools being a judge). Weak shit.

Posted by: Slash at June 9, 2010 11:21 AM

I had/have many, many issues with Glee, but dammit if I didn't burst into tears when they placed third. It brought me back to my own lackluster high school career, and made me sympathize with them just a little bit more.

But um, yeah, Quinn's baby, adoption, Rachel/Finn, Emma...I'm a bit nervous about next season.

Posted by: bonnie at June 9, 2010 11:29 AM

I mean, fucking a, what kind of bitch goes, "Yeesh, I thought I wanted to hang out with you, but you've blossomed through puberty and it annoys me."

Pedofiles.

Posted by: Satan at June 9, 2010 11:30 AM

I'm not sure why they bothered bringing back Olivia Newton John and Josh Groban if they weren't going to give them a single funny line between them.

You didn't hear him ask Sue if she was single? I thought that was kind of golden.

I have been frustrated with season finales all using ridiculous, nonsensical kisses to cap stories. I mean, come on. Rachel kissing Finn on the stairs? No build up, no sense. Will kissing Emma and saying "I love you"? Stupid, out-of-left-field. I hated that House kissed Cuddy, too, while I'm bitching about it. Just because the story is designed to make us want two people together doesn't mean you can give them a kiss that MAKES NO SENSE!?!

Posted by: Patty O'Green at June 9, 2010 11:37 AM

I think I say this every week but fuck it I'm gonna say it again. It's more entertaining than 90% of the shit that's on television. Yeah it isn't perfect but it's damn fun to watch.

Posted by: E-Money at June 9, 2010 11:39 AM

dsbs, your last statement is truth. It should be on the writer's wall of every TV show ever.

And now, a letter to my new friend.

Dear Satan,

Down to the misspelling of pedophiles, your hilariously on-the-nose handle, and your succinctness, your comment is perfection. I wrote that statement and thought, "Man, there's an obvious pedophile joke in there, but it's too early for that, right?" You reminded me that, around Pajiba, it's never to early for debauchery. Thank you, sir.

We make a great team. Can I visit your stables to check out your four horses?

Kisses and Brimstone,
K

Posted by: Kayanne at June 9, 2010 11:44 AM

I think you just wiped out my existence.

Posted by: Miss Scallion at June 9, 2010 11:48 AM

Dear Kayanne,

You are welcome to join me. I have been in need of a Spelling Nazi to cap off my collection, and I knew Pajiba was the place to find one. It is, after all, where I collected my Grammar Nazi and my Spambot Nazi.

As per the stables, I'm sure we have some bits and bridles for us to enjoy. Come on down.

Hugs and Hellfire,
Satan

Posted by: Satan at June 9, 2010 12:27 PM

Satan didn't misspell "Pedofiles." That's a new show from TLC.

Posted by: Slash at June 9, 2010 12:37 PM

Even with it's flaws, I really like Glee. I like it because it's not a "procedural". I like it because it's a musical. I like it because it's not "The History of Aluminum Foil" (which my husband will watch if given the opportunity).

Friday Night Lights is the better show (and I LOVE FNL), but Glee is a show that makes me smile. And sometimes that's enough.

Posted by: monkeybutt at June 9, 2010 12:41 PM

1. It was better than most of the Spring season, but...

2. THAT was the season finale?? After that spectacular Winter finale, you give me THIS? Journey Medley, Bohemian Rhapsody and...whatever the hell else they sang that was utterly forgettable? THAT WAS IT?!

But it was pretty obvious from the fact that the competition took place so early in the episode that they would either lose or end up in a tie--which could have led to an awesome tie-breaker. But not even that.

3. I have to admit I loved the Journey medley, but how did they expect to win with that?

4. And there went Quinn's pregnancy. A plotline that had been dragged on for the entire season and it's resolved in the span of a 7 minute song. Fucking pathetic.

5. Sue's change of heart was uncharacteristic and completely out of left field.

6. Bambi lives! And like you, I don't give a shit.

7. Jesse's rendition of Bohemian Rhapsody was fucking TERRIBLE. Dude might have a nice voice but it's horribly unsuited for that song and it nearly made me weep with horror. Add to that the intercut labor and I could only watch in abject horror.

8. At least most of the kids got to sing, and without auto-tune for once (WHY do they autotune these kids? they have AMAZING voices), and Other Black Kid got to say a line?

Feh. I still really like the show, but it's a far cry from how I started out, and it's definitely gone down in the spring season. Let's hope it finds its place again next season.

Posted by: figgy at June 9, 2010 12:52 PM

I also thought that the finale left a LOT to be desired, but I still love the show.

I agree there is no way in hell that Sue would have been a judge since she is a teacher at one of the schools competing.

And all I can hear now when I think of "New Directions" is "Nude Erections", I can't believe my dirty mind never made that connection before.

Posted by: Alli at June 9, 2010 12:58 PM

I'll defend Sue's change of heart with a simple explanation.

Sue Sylvester demands control. As soon as she walked in the judging room, she tried to alpha-dog her way into ensuring a New Directions' loss. What she got was a barrage of insults about her celebrity and life choices that left her reeling. More than that, the school she runs was attacked. That means the award winning Cheerios were attacked, which is the equivalent to kicking Sue Sylvester in the teeth with a steel-toed boot. The only way she could gain control of the situation was to vote against everyone else in the room. Her ballot was most likely the opposite of everyone else, putting New Directions on top and Vocal Adrenaline on the bottom.

This wasn't some sudden "heart growing three sizes" situation. This was Sue desperately trying to maintain her badass contrarian image through an unexpected act of compassion. What's more anti-establishment than telling the woman she idolized and brought back into social relevance (in the Glee world) to shove it with her vote? Sue was looking out for Sue.

Or, as an alternate hypothesis, she's a big fan of "To Sir with Love" and wanted to hear a better rendition next seaso...year.

Posted by: Robert at June 9, 2010 1:09 PM

I think Ryan Murphy has done the impossible. He has created a show that exactly divides his audience, yet keeps everyone watching nonetheless.

There is a contingent that loves one type of episode, and hates all others. There is also, apparently, and equal and opposite contingent that loves all the episodes the first group hates, and hates the rest. I see this scenario play out on Facebook every time there is a new ep - 50% say "BEST GLEE EVAR!" and 50% say "Ugh, GLEE FAIL!" And every week, the responses switch like magic.

(To wit, I loved last night's finale - particularly the birth/Bohemian Rhapsody and the To Sir/Rainbow, while apparently everyone else here hated all that.)

Somehow, in creating the world's most uneven show, he has done something brilliant - he keeps us all enthralled by keeping us all unbalanced. We never know if it's going to be a great ep or a massive turd, so we watch every week. It's either the world's biggest fluke or a masterful accomplishment - I'm not sure which.

Posted by: Tammy at June 9, 2010 1:49 PM

the Olivia Newton John and Josh Groban cameos [...] I know they're not actors, but still...

Actually, Olivia Newton-John has been an actor almost as long as she's been a singer. (I know, I'm sorry! I just had to point it out. Sorry. Really, I am.)

Robert, thanks for saying what I thought about Sue's vote for Nude Erections FAR more articulately than I did. I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought that.

/Xanadu

Posted by: Anna von Beaversmack at June 9, 2010 2:04 PM

OK I wanna read all of these ,but it will take too long and I have reactions. So if they dupe, awesome.

My main focus here has to be objecting to the critique of the performances. Yes, the Journey medley was lackluster, but it at least featured solo lines by other performers (Santana, Puck, Artie, and Mercedes all had vocal time, albeit far less than Finn and Rachel). On the other hand, Vocal Adrenaline had Jesse. Aaaannnnddd Jesse. And, oh wait, Jesse. And some auto-tuned harmonies. Show choirs and glee clubs are not dance competitions - they are supposed to mix choreography with vocals. Vocal Adrenaline is a soloist with backup dancers, nothing more. Watching New Directions, I remembered my high school music competition days. Watching Vocal Adrenaline just made me angry, except that it was mixed so kickass with the birth of Quinn's baby. I'm just so BORED when I watch them because it's so obviously not a high school choir. NO ONE DANCES LIKE THAT IN A HIGH SCHOOL GROUP. I call bullshit. I also call bullshit on the way the scoring went down, because I totally didn't understand how you leave FIRST and LAST on stage like that. TheMaskedEmu and I discussed this, and he assures me it happens, but in 4 years of competition, I never saw anything as stupid as that kind of announcing of winners.

Unrelated note: Olivia, you picked the WRONG costumes to call cheap. Cause GODTOPUS ALMIGHTY were the Vocal Adrenaline costumes awful. The New Directions outfits may have been common, dated, and a little tacky, but Vocal Adrenaline looked more ridiculous than my show choir did, and we wore spandex with glitter and sequins, y'all. Ridic./rant

Posted by: KatSings at June 9, 2010 4:02 PM

Slash HA!

Dear Satan,

RE: Employment Opportunities

I truly appreciate your offering of "Spelling Nazi" for the seven levels, but I fear I must decline for two reasons. One, sadly, I'm woefully under-qualified considering the fact that I would force everyone to spell "exercise" as "excercise" and hold no regards for proper spelling of onomatopoeias. Two, that bitch you hired for the position of Spambot Nazi. No effing way am I sharing a cube with someone who microwaves salmon everyday for lunch.

But what was this about bridles now?

How's Hell in the Summer?
K

Posted by: Kayanne at June 9, 2010 4:03 PM

Tammy! I KNOW! I can't figure it out. The Artie Wheelchair episode, for example. To some people, it was one of the worst - preachy and melodramatic; for others it was one of the best episodes of the season and tackled some really tough issues. Every episode, the show has either "jumped the shark", or "really improved from last week!" The singing was horrible this week, too much autotune. They did great renditions of some of my favourite songs!

The ONE thing everyone seems to agree on is that the back 9 weren't as good as the first 13. And I don't even agree with THAT. All the complaints people were suddenly having about the b-9 were things I'd been saying about the show all along. I DON'T GET IT.

Your analysis doesn't really leave much to be said, I just wanted to agree vehemently. I have no idea how Murphy pulls off that sort of bizarre stunt every week.

Actually, wait, I have something more: this show is fucking schizophrenic. Between the uneven quality (of which fans can't even agree which episode is part of which half of the quality scale), randomly dropped and picked up story lines, randomly developed and devolved characters, and out of left field song choices, they have both failed and succeeded in ways I don't even understand.

This show is giving me whiplash and I'M NOT EVEN MOVING.

Posted by: dsbs at June 9, 2010 5:51 PM

AND YET WE KEEP WATCHING, gladly! It's staggering, really.

Posted by: Tammy at June 9, 2010 7:29 PM

1. As a former resident of Ft. Wayne, Indiana, I'm not at all surprised that the representing show choir was named Oral Intensity.

2. I wish I was a gay man, so I could marry Jessie St. James.

Posted by: good ol' smokey at June 9, 2010 9:38 PM

I've got to stop coming to this site. Is there ANTHING you people like? I'm all about being discerning and not just eating up the bullshit that we get fed, but come on! I already knew BEFORE I WATCHED the show that it would get a bad review and bad comments here. And if, God forbid, it would've gotten a good review, comments would've followed suite. I've been coming here for years and used to love this site, but GODDAMN! Scathing and bitchy is one thing, but ya'all are getting WAY too predictable.

Posted by: tinmo at June 9, 2010 10:15 PM

Cut myself off before I finished, but my point is, I love critiques and people with taste, but the extent to which this site has come to analyze and pick things apart is STAGGERING. Half the time I click on links on pajiba love with a promising dramatic headline, only to not see AT ALL what the tag claims or that it at least has been grossly exaggerated. When I read about shows, things get brought up about plotlines, characters, etc, that I'm like, "What? Am I watching the same show?" Not even that I disagree, I just don't see whatever the claim is about this or that. It's just not there. And I'm an intelligent girl. I think they call this phenomenon "reaching" and it has overtaken this site. Just sit back and enjoy a show for once! Or don't enjoy it, but this isn't a class where you have to have a certain amount of points for your essay outline. You all suck the joy out of everything!

Posted by: tinmo at June 9, 2010 10:26 PM

Heeeeeeeheeeheeeheeeeee....

I'm sorry, it's just that 'joy sucker' is awesome.

But yeah, we hate pretty much everything.

Posted by: figgy at June 9, 2010 11:01 PM

Joy sucker!

Posted by: tinmo at June 9, 2010 11:09 PM

Dear Kayanne,

Hell in the summer? Ever been to Houston after a rainstorm and have your air conditioner die? That is our winter. All those chaps who over charge for AC repair are down here, too, choking on the steamy irony.

As you have respectfully declined the invitation for Spelling Nazi, perhaps I could interest you in another position, re the bridles...

Is it hot in here, or is it just us?
Satan

PS: It IS hot in here...

Posted by: Satan at June 10, 2010 12:11 AM

Just popping in to co-sign KatSings.

Posted by: Amanda6 at June 10, 2010 12:46 AM

So I know I am late and no one is going to read this, but I have a couple of issues:

1. how in the hell are there only 3 acts competing at regionals? That just doesn't make any sense to me. I do not understand the break up of sectionals, regionals, etc.

2. Quinn really annoys me in this half of the season. I want him back on top. I really hope getting Rachel back will help him, but what he needs is to be good at sport again.

3. This is not a solo show, but a show about a glee club. More group performances fewer solo performances. If Rachel needs to be the one and only show she should do a one woman musical show.

Woo, I feel better. Here's hoping some of this gets addressed next season.

Posted by: Morgan Lefai at June 10, 2010 1:16 AM

Lea Michele actually did a one woman show in New York about a year ago, I think.

Posted by: frankiedbluth at June 10, 2010 12:41 PM