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Is It Really Better to Burn Out than Fade Away?

By Michael Murray | Posted Under TV Reviews | Comments (25)



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One day, Burt Reynolds will die. My guess is that it’s going to be an eccentric passing. I imagine the antique actor taking off his shirt and then, in an effort to display his still marketable virility to the public, stepping into the Baboon compound at the San Diego zoo to tragic consequence. And when this happens, when the good Lord calls Burt home, we will have “Final 24” there to try and unravel the mysterious final hours for us.

“Final 24,” which airs at unpredictable intervals on A&E, attempts to document the final 24 hours in the life of a doomed celebrity. Obviously, this premise is catnip to those of us who have a lurid appetite for celebrity dissolution. Craving the most intimate and vulnerable details of our celebrities, we hope for some sort of proof that in spite of their beauty and wealth, they are, just like us, of this earth. And of course, the ultimate evidence of this is found in their death, and so, just as we pursued them in life, we pursue in death.

The hour long show uses dramatic reenactments, interviews and archival footage in an effort to give a credible context and shape to the stars last day on the planet. Through multiple points of view, both personal and forensic, we get something that’s akin to an oral history. So far, “Final 24” has investigated the deaths of Anna Nicole Smith, Sid Vicious, Hunter S. Thompson, Nicole Brown Simpson, Tupac, and River Phoenix, amongst others.

The show opens with a shot of a blood red sunset, through which the face of a ticking clock emerges. Slightly creepy music plays and a disorienting array of images—a highway near a cliff, a New York skyscraper, a bullet hole in a window—are thrown at us in a series of lightning fast edits. The distressed graphic “Final 24” appears on the screen before us. It’s an introduction to the show that induces a sense of panic and dread. In short order a British voice—luridly seductive but still clinical— emerges, telling us the date and what is about to happen. The clock begins to click down from 24, a heart monitor beeps, and we enter into the celebrities’ last day.

A recent episode featured River Phoenix, the actor who died on the sidewalk of hipster Mecca The Viper Lounge in1993 from a massive drug overdoes at the age of 23. He starts the day at 7:00 in the morning, and we find out he was addicted to drugs and having a particularly brutal day on the set of the movie he was filming.

Interspersed between interviews are biographical segments that give context to his present state of vulnerability. As the clock ticks down from 24 hours, we learn more about the forces that were pressing upon Phoenix, pushing him to the fateful moment when life gave way. There’s a crushing inevitability to the show, and it feels like there could have been no other outcome, that the fate of the star had long since been decided and that each step only took him one breath closer to his final destiny.

Again and again in “Final 24,” it’s implied that celebrity itself was ultimately a contributing factor to the star’s demise, and that their fame was really a Faustian bargain. As River Phoenix lay convulsing on the sidewalk in front of the club, people stood around watching, not knowing exactly what to do. He was a big star. Should they rat him out and expose his addiction to the public and press? And so they stood about, paralyzed by the dilemmas that River Phoenix’s fame posed. It was heartbreaking to listen to the original 911 call that his brother, actor Joaquin placed, in which it became painfully evident just how young and terrified everybody was on that night.

In a weird way, “Final 24” attempts to make sense out of death. Nothing in the final day feels arbitrary, but ordained, if not by forces that the celebrity had long since set in motion, then by a higher power. There’s an element of Greek tragedy to the show, and to our relationship to celebrity. Our stars are larger than life, inhabiting an imaginary plane that hovers somewhere above the rest of us, and like the demigods of Greek myth, their fate seems written in the stars, unfolding in ways that they can never truly understand or control.

Michael Murray is a freelance writer. For the last three and a half years he’s written a weekly column for the Ottawa Citizen about watching television. He presently lives in Toronto. You can find more of his musings on his blog, or check out his Facebook page.









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Comments

I was confused, because I saw the picture of River Phoenix, but then I was like, "Why is this about Chad Michael Murray?" (Is that even the actor's name?)

I apologize, dear author, for mixing your byline up with that....guy. Also, you have the same name as one of my dearest childhood friends, with whom I've sort of lost touch (although our parents still hang out).

Posted by: Ariel at April 24, 2009 11:27 AM

Ariel I kinda did the same thing. Damn that CMM.

Posted by: Carrie at April 24, 2009 11:35 AM

I did that, too!

Then I freaked out thinking that my ex was now writing for Pajiba (his name is Michael Murray, too).

I like the idea of this show.

Posted by: Trouble at April 24, 2009 11:38 AM

Please tell me that the Nicole Brown Simpson one blatantly says that O.J. did it. Please please please.

Either that, or he could provide the commentary.

Posted by: Snath at April 24, 2009 11:46 AM

I'm waiting for the "Final 24" with Jack Bauer..

Posted by: Odnon at April 24, 2009 11:47 AM

I am fucking sick of the fetishization of celebrity deaths. And celebrities in general. Too often we use the word tragic when we mean pathetic - that is, pathetic in its true meaning: making us feel sad. A 23 year old dying of a drug overdose is not fated or epic in any way. It's sad, and it is nothing but sad.

Sorry to get all serious and un-snarky, but it chaps my ass.

Posted by: marya at April 24, 2009 11:49 AM

We were all confused. I thought this was going to be a diatribe about Neil Young urging him to retire and then I was going to have to cancel all my client work for the afternoon and spend it here screaming epithets at Michael Murray. Thank you for not making me go in that direction.

Posted by: PaddyDog at April 24, 2009 11:49 AM

I hear you Marya. River Phoenix's death was not more tragic than any poor sod who dies of an overdose in a doorway in the projects. Just because he was handsome and famous does not make him more worthy of living a longer life. I feel the same way about this ridiculous frenzy over Susan Boyle. We're supposed to be amazed that she can sing because she is overweight and badly groomed. Beauty does not equate to exceptional worth in a human being.

Posted by: PaddyDog at April 24, 2009 11:54 AM

Nonsense. Susan Boyle is famous because she is the antithesis of everything "American Idol". She's older, unattractive, overweight, awkward, and can actually sing a note.

If it wasn't for the previous popularity of the "Idol" genre, she and the hundreds or thousands just like her would be lost in the noise.

Posted by: Neodiogenes at April 24, 2009 12:06 PM

Susan Boyle is famous because she had a very well-engineered audition on a TV show (for which there are pre-auditions) in which the "judges" faked shock and amusement at her appearance and then faked their emerging surprise at her voice. They do this every couple of years. The last one was a Welsh farmer who sang opera. You are being manipulated into thinking there is anything unorchestrated about this.

Posted by: PaddyDog at April 24, 2009 12:13 PM

I saw the Hunter S. Thompson episode and that guy lived about 40 years longer than his actions dictated. His surprising longevity reminded me of the stories die-hard smokers tell, usually involving a grandfather who smoked 3 packs of unfiltered pure tobacco through his nose that died at the age of 90. So it must be safe.
The point is that for every Hunter, there are hundreds of Rivers.
Wow, that was a weird sentence.

Posted by: Kballs at April 24, 2009 12:13 PM

I think Hunter S Thompson lived longer than he should have because he exaggerated the shit out of his stories.

Made for good reading, but I don't buy most of it.

Posted by: Farthammer at April 24, 2009 12:23 PM

I just want to observe that it creeps me the fuck out that I am four years older than River Phoenix was at the time of his death, and also I remember hearing about it. That is all.

Posted by: lizzieborden at April 24, 2009 12:33 PM

I hate Chad Michael Murray and his smug good looks. Thinks he's all of that because he can do a chin-up and shit, well, he ain't all of that.

Posted by: michael murray at April 24, 2009 12:55 PM

The point is that for every Hunter, there are hundreds of Rivers.
Posted by: Kballs

That is just sheer fucking poetry right there.

Posted by: Odnon at April 24, 2009 1:23 PM

But then you read the accounts of people who ventured up to Woody Creek to profile Thompson and came away terrified, and it all seems like it could be true, too.

And just for old times' sake:

We were near Barstow on the outskirts of the desert when the drugs began to take hold ...

Posted by: , (the commenter formerly known as bucdaddy) at April 24, 2009 1:49 PM

, - That just gave me chills.

Posted by: Kballs at April 24, 2009 1:56 PM

The only episode of this show I ever watched was the Hunter Thompson episode. I was severely disappointed, because it was such a hackjob of a show. It was pretty much equal to the horribly cheesy re-enactments from Unsolved Mysteries, only I couldn't enjoy the cheesiness of it because I'm a rabid Thompson fan. And Farthammer (lol) you are 100% correct to not believe every word that Thompson wrote. Exaggerating the facts to make a point was his specialty. I am always bothered by the people who claim to be Thompson fans, but are only interested in the drugs and the guns and craziness. Yes, that was all a part of his way of life, but at the root of all that was an intelligent, talented, and troubled man who, at his peak, could weave a tale that would leave you sweating and gasping for breath in the best of ways.

Posted by: puregonzo at April 24, 2009 2:50 PM

This is assuming 'Pac is really dead, right???

Posted by: Be Adequite! at April 24, 2009 3:39 PM

This is kind of out of context, but puregonzo got me thinking about it. There have been a lot of lurkers (or people changing their names, in which case this is pointless) coming out lately, and I think it's fantastic. Lurkers are the best!

Posted by: Snath at April 24, 2009 3:40 PM

Odnon, I thought this was the end of Jack Bauer, too.

Posted by: rlr260 at April 24, 2009 3:49 PM

I would very much like to read Hunter S. Thompson on Susan Boyle. Or American Idol, for that matter. Or the Westiminster Dog Show. Or the NHL playoffs. No, scratch that last one.

Posted by: michael murray at April 24, 2009 6:02 PM

I noticed the same thing, snath, and second your enthusiasm.

Posted by: , (the commenter formerly known as bucdaddy) at April 24, 2009 8:30 PM

I genuinely miss the good Doctor and wish that he were still here, reporting on events with his inimitable style and eye for the truly absurd.

To know about the man, check out "Gonzo: The Life of Hunter S. Thompson" by Jann S. Wenner & Corey Seymour.

It's an oral history by those who knew, loved (and sometimes hated) him most.

Posted by: Spender at April 25, 2009 4:34 PM

I myself think Final 24 is a great show, and River Jude
Phoenix is a great actor, and Hunter S Thomspon a
great writer. (May they rest in peace!)

Plus, the phrase "For every Hunter, there are hundreds
of Rivers" is a great phrase, and I think it's a good title
for a story I might type up.

Anyway, I highly recommend Final 24.

Posted by: Abigail Watson at May 15, 2009 6:19 PM


















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