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Exposing the Goofy Editing Tricks and Shoddy Production Values of Last Night's "Chuck"

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under TV Reviews | Comments (18)



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The last few episodes of “Chuck,” instead of a traditional short recap, I’ve opted to do screen grabs, which is actually the only way I’ve managed to keep my sanity through this excruciating season. Honestly, at this point, Yvonne Strahovski in a bikini is the best thing the show has going for it. It’s completely fallen off the rails.

Anyway, in accumulating screen grabs, I spend chunks of the episode re-watching certain scenes in super slo-mo, in order to capture the right screen grab. What I’ve noticed over the course of the season won’t be any surprise to anyone, but it’s still interesting to note the editing tricks they use, what they try to pass off as high-tech gadgetry, and how — in slo-mo — nobody ever lands a punch.

There were no gratuitous Strahovski shots last night — I’d like to think that isolating and highlighting them has exposed the show for what’s it’s become: The Strahovski Bikini Hour. But, I doubt that’s the case — they probably just couldn’t find the right opportunity to expose her cleavage last night, which was probably one of the five worst episodes of “Chuck” since it began airing. So, instead, I will highlight some of the goofy things I picked up in slo-mo.

The Post, Multiple C4 Explosion Smoke Machine from Poison’s 1987 Tour

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This Is As Close as Grimes’ Hand Came to Casey’s Face During the Bitch Slap

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The Invisible Wires Clearly Pulling Up the Back Of Grimes’ Suit

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The Back of a High Tech Gadget, Which Is Clearly a Suitcase with Some Computer Parts Glued On

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The Front of the High Tech Gadget, Which They Flashed to For About a Millisecond — Is that a CB Radio or Something Else from the 70s?

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Are these Gold Bullion Bars, or Candy Bars Wrapped in Gold Foil?

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Coming Down from the Top of the Screen — that’s Supposed to Be a Live Electrical Wire. It Looks Like a Water Hose. And I Believe It’s Turned On

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This Bad Guy Is Supposed to Be Jabbing that Flag Pin into Casey’s Hand

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That’s As Close as That 2X4 Got to the Bald Man’s Head, Yet It Knocked Him Out

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I Just Liked the Drunken Action Shot Here

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Comments

Dear Show,

I love the movie Charade. I might even go so far as to say it's one of my favorite movies. Why did you feel the need to mess with the funeral scene? It's a great scene made fantastic with Audrey Hepburn's reactions. I give you a lot of lack for being a show that I love, but that was a low blow. Homage something, don't just steal it, bitches.

I still blame Chuck's hair.

Posted by: Kayanne at October 19, 2010 9:38 AM

Actually, that "high-tech" instrument just looks like an old frequency counter to me. The Nixie tubes on the front tell me it's from the 60s at the latest.

Posted by: Phillip J. Birmingham at October 19, 2010 9:43 AM

BREAKING NEWS

Show about secret agents in fact has zero secret agents and instead they are all actors! Hollywood, I will never trust you again!

Posted by: mightygodking at October 19, 2010 9:47 AM

Whatever, you don't watch a show like Chuck for realism. And if the creators have to cut down production costs to keep it afloat by being... creative? So be it.

Posted by: Kelli at October 19, 2010 10:20 AM

Not to hate on the snark, I do know where I am, but you could try a bit harder.

The gadget is clearly not a suitcase and clearly is a laboratory instrument, though certainly not an especially new one. I've used plenty of oscilloscopes, frequency generators / counters and so forth just like that, handle and all.

As for the live electrical wire, sorry, that's standard flexible metal conduit, and I'm sure every building you've ever been in has some of it : http://www.datacommelectrical.com/servlet/the-74739/LIQUATITE-ABR11-Conduit-Metal/Detail

Keep hating on the execrable writing and acting, by all means, but I don't think these shots are the reasons to be down on Chuck.

Posted by: k at October 19, 2010 11:09 AM

Dear Kayanne,

Thank you for being the only other person I know of that got that reference last night. I kept waiting for George Kennedy or James Coburn to come in, or at least for 1 of the bad guys to have a mirror to hold in front of Casey's face. Alas, no dry cleaning bag killings here. My family thought I was nuts when I started howling when goon #1 came in and stuck Casey with the pin.

My dad, you see, was an alcoholic, like, big time. Charade was one of his favorite movies and he would watch the VHS, rewind it and watch it again, when on a bender, ad infinitem. I used to be able to hum/whistle the theme song.

By the way, Chuck, it might be time to move on to the Jeffster hour..."We pass out in some of the finest dumpsters in town."

Posted by: dammitjanet at October 19, 2010 11:44 AM

I'm always going to be a fan of creative props and effects rather than more expensive JUST CG IT approach. Witness the horrible CG on the Alaskan outpost on last night's The Event.

I've been ok with this season of Chuck but I skipped last season. Mainly because I couldn't handle the "will they or won't they" plot anymore. That is so hackneyed and boring I tend to tune out of any show that uses it as a primary plot device. Now that Chuck and Sarah are together and Chuck is an agent I like it more. And come on, Morgan's eulogy was pretty good when he got to "Casey is somewhere, out there...beneath the pale moon light".

Kayanne: I love Charade too, but I don't remember the scene in question. Didn't she really think her husband was dead at that point.

Posted by: TylerDFC at October 19, 2010 11:45 AM

Eh, whatever, I enjoyed it. I still like Chuck. It's still better than at least half of the shit on TV at any given point.

RE "I'm always going to be a fan of creative props and effects rather than more expensive JUST CG IT approach."

Me too. Shitty CGI is worse than low-rent effects. At least effects look real. They may strain credulity, but at least they're real. CGI just usually looks like a cartoon, and seeing real people being menaced by cartoons has only ever been kinda scary in "Who Framed Roger Rabbit?"

Posted by: Slash at October 19, 2010 12:28 PM

dammitjanet Yes! Finally someone else knows what the hell I'm talking about. I rave about that movie all the time and people are like, huh? It's one of my favorite movies to watch with someone who hasn't watched it before, because it's so much fun to watch someone else get caught up in it. The Truth about Charlie can get bent.

TylerDFC well her husband really is dead. This is what leads her into the arms of Cary Grant. Even though she was totes going to big D him anyway. Not that you need a reason to be led into the arms of Cary Grant. Dude's a suave motherfucker, is what I'm saying. Wait. What was I saying? Oh right the funeral. Dead guy's former compadres don't think he's dead which is why they do the tests (pin, mirror, sneezing, but reverse the order).

I kind of wished they did the same build up, but they started with the pin, which, if you don't know the joke is bizarre. The great thing about the movie is that it starts with the sneezes and you're like, "That's strange." And then this lanky dude waltzes up with a mirror and you're like, "Oooook." And then pin man comes out and you're like, "What the hell is going on? And where can I get Audrey's hat???"

These are what make things classic peeps.

Do yourself a favor and check out the video from the funeral scene: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFhD7dnqEbg

Also, I didn't totally hate this episode because Morgan and Casey are still really cute together. And Casey may be the best damn Frankenstein's Monster I've ever seen in uniform.

Posted by: Kayanne at October 19, 2010 1:16 PM

Kayanne, will you be my girl-crush?

Posted by: dammitjanet at October 19, 2010 1:47 PM

Whaaaaaat?! You mean actors on TV shows don't actually punch each other or whack each other with 2x4's?!?! Mind = Blown.

Posted by: AbbyNormal at October 19, 2010 2:21 PM

omg, I love all you guys so much right now. I was all like "CHARADE is the best movie evah" last night and so disappointed that the homage blew... They should have cut to Morgan's reactions, he could have made the perfect stand in for Hepburn's character, ha ha.

Posted by: Stella at October 19, 2010 4:18 PM

The season has been uneven, but I'd hardly say it's off the rails. I've lamented the drop in production values, because part of the charm of the show has been that it takes its silly premise and goes balls to the wall with it, like Bruckheimer on crack.

Yeah, they hosed the Charade send up, but I forgive all for the shot of Casey in his dress uni wearing a stormtrooper helmet.

Posted by: jthomas666 at October 19, 2010 5:32 PM

Charade is just awesome on so many levels. I think that may be the first movie in 10 years that I've loved so intensely after one viewing.

Posted by: Melissa at October 19, 2010 6:26 PM

yeah, this seemed like a bitter cheap shot

Posted by: idleprimate at October 19, 2010 6:49 PM

weird, I thought this was the only good episode of the season so far.

awesome is only awesome in small doses and that phone call between grimes and awesome was pretty awesome.

Posted by: sailboat at October 19, 2010 8:07 PM

That box definitely looks like an HP (now Agilent) product, either a logic analyzer or a data generator.

You could probably find out which box it is on the Agilent website, if they still keep their old product pages updated.

Posted by: DeaconG1959 at October 19, 2010 8:08 PM

The water hose is armored romex AKA BX cable and is standard electrical cable in commercial buildings. The sparking wire effect is done by lighting magnesium MIG wire which will burn even under water because it's magnesium.

The two boxes are from the same manufacturer and the second one is a signal generator and the thumb wheels by the readouts were how you would set them. Nobody misses analog equipment and the special effects or set guys buy this stuff as junk or more likely hauled it out of some dumpsters behind the studios 30 years ago.

I'm waiting for Chuck to be over so Strahovski can go out and start making feature films that she is obviously bound for like Amber Heard's very naked turn in the movie The Informer. Google video search with lots of naked Amber Heard.

Posted by: OscarTamerz at October 19, 2010 9:05 PM