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“Entourage” Season Eight: The Lost Boys

By Sarah Carlson | Posted Under TV Reviews | Comments (15)



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Dear God, it takes a lot of willpower to write anything about “Entourage.” After Sunday’s premiere of the eighth and final season, what is there possibly to say about Hollywood’s ode to its narcissistic self other than, “Meh”? It’s not so much impressive as it is discouraging that the HBO comedy lasted this long. “Entourage” has had its moments —mostly provided by Jeremy Piven as agent Ari Gold — but even he couldn’t muster enough believability for the latest episode, “Home Sweet Home.” He and his boys coasted as they never have before, offering even flatter versions of their characters dealing with the “dramas” of breakups, addictions, and movie deals that will soon be resolved and celebrated with a bounty of booze and easy women. Because that’s what the show is: easy.

The writers tried to bring consequences into the fold in Season Seven, when Vince (Adrian Grenier), injured from performing his own stunts filming a Nick Cassavetes movie, turns to alcohol, cocaine and the porn star Sasha Grey to dull his pain. Neither Drama (Kevin Dillon), Turtle (Jerry Ferrara), Eric (Kevin Connolly), Ari or newish guy Scott (Scott Caan) can settle him down. Vince ends up in a fight and gets busted for cocaine possession, and Season Eight begins with him leaving his three-month stint in rehab a clean and clarity-loving man. Not all of his boys are doing as well. Ari is separated from his wife (Perrey Reeves), who drops the bomb that she’s seeing someone else. Eric and Sloan (Emmanuelle Chriqui) broke off their engagement, I believe over Eric’s refusal to sign a prenup, but at least he and business partner Scott have taken over their management agency. Turtle and Drama have found success, however, with a tequila company and a new TV show, respectively. But as Vince comes home, he learns that they all, including Scott, have moved into his house. They either have nowhere else to go or just don’t want to be left out. They’re lost.

They also are busy trying to keep Vince sober, throwing a dry party filled with girls collected by Billy Walsh (Rhys Coiro) from various AA and NA meetings, and here the dialogue and delivery hit a new low. In fact, its contrived nature reminded me that I’ve stuck with the show for so long because of its occasional humor — again, mostly coming from Piven chewing the scenery. And some of the best moments have come when celebrities play along and make fun of their selves, such as when Matt Damon made several guest spots on Season Six. “Entourage” can be fun, and not much more.

Doing his duty to dispose of the remaining drugs in the house, Turtle smokes a joint in a back room during the party but, in a hurry, throws it away without putting it out. Up in flames goes the Hollywood Hills mansion, and now the six boys are without a home. They’ll of course find a new place and new ways to have fun. Connolly said recently at the show’s premiere party that while Season Seven was a bit “dark,” this final season focuses on the “fun.” Surely viewers will tune in just to see what happens, though doubtfully the “what” will include the gang growing up. But that doesn’t mean we care.

We know Grenier is wistful about the final season, as he tweeted June 15: “9 final days left to shoot in season 8, & the entire Entourage series — end of an era; a generation in mourning.” He and his co-stars are understandably attached to the show, but are viewers? “Entourage” is the show one watches because it’s on. It’s light, relatively painless and very quickly over. How can we be attached to the story of a bland celebrity, played by a bland celebrity, who generally breezes past the struggles us reality-dwellers encounter? We aren’t attached, yet somehow, we aren’t always turned off. And that’s the greatest feat of all: Hollywood made a self-fulfilling show about Hollywood knowing viewers will watch because, well, it’s about Hollywood. Perhaps “Entourage” is more realistic than we thought.

Sarah Carlson has a front-row seat to the decline of the newspaper industry and lives in Alabama with her overly excitable Pembroke Welsh Corgi.









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Comments

I don't have the H-Bow (HBO), but the station I work at began syndicating Entourage earlier this year. So I've seen just about every episode now. I maintain that being cut down to 30 min for content makes it a better show... even though I've never seen an actual episode on HBO. I think it tightens the narrative, cuts out more of the douchey sex stuff.

But I agree its not a show you're connected to, but you can become engaged in for a half hour, and forget about it right after. It's kind of like fast food.

Posted by: e at July 29, 2011 11:22 AM

I really enjoyed Entourage the first few seasons. The last 2? Not so much. Last season was extremely depressing and that is not what I watched Entourage for.
Despite hearing terrible things about Jeremy Piven, I just love him as Ari. He lights up the screen everytime I see him.
I hope they end on a good note. 23 minutes of fun is what it was all about.

Posted by: daria at July 29, 2011 11:38 AM

As others (not necessarily here) have called it, it's "Sex and the City" for men. And it's just about that deep. Although I actually think Sex and the City was better written.

Jeremy Piven is really entertaining, though.

Posted by: Slash at July 29, 2011 11:47 AM

I totally agree with that last paragraph Sarah Carlson. Back in December, I downloaded and watched Season 7 back-to-back-to-back. I barely remember anything that really happened. But I was entertained. It's TV candy: kinda rots the brain, provides no mentally-nutritious value... but I still watch. I'll probably wait until the season's done before watching!

Posted by: Gnaius at July 29, 2011 11:54 AM

Let's see, this season gets rid of the only halfway-decently written female character (Sloan) and is trying to get rid of one of the only two female characters left (Mrs. Ari - I don't even remember the publicist's name). On the other hand, we do get an Andrew "Dice" Clay comeback, so I will be deleting this Season Pass as soon as I get home, only two seasons too late.

Posted by: Three-nineteen at July 29, 2011 12:07 PM

And anyone surprised at a shitty HBO comedy lasting eight seasons has clearly forgotten Arli$$. For which they should be eternally grateful.

Posted by: Three-nineteen at July 29, 2011 12:09 PM

Entourage: We came, We saw, We douched.

Posted by: Fredo at July 29, 2011 12:32 PM

For me Kevin Dillon brought the funny.

VICTORY!

Posted by: logan at July 29, 2011 2:03 PM

"Despite hearing terrible things about Jeremy Piven, I just love him as Ari. He lights up the screen everytime I see him."

I must agree, real life douchebaggery aside. He is fantastic in that role.

Posted by: samantha t at July 29, 2011 2:20 PM

You are spot on. And I like the show even less.

Posted by: DarthCorleone at July 29, 2011 2:23 PM

I still have no idea why HBO didn't dump the boring "boys" and just make the show about Ari, and the gay assistant. Have them have deal with various celeb crisis every week. Have celebs play themselves in weekly, or a few week parts. That would be a thousand times funnier.

Posted by: Sean at July 29, 2011 3:07 PM

"We know Grenier is wistful about the final season,"

I'd be wistful too if I knew I was about to lose the LAST job I am ever going to have. These clowns have been douching it up and getting paid for way too long. I, for one, will be glad to not have to see any of them ever again, especially twee-boy Grenier (leading man my ass) and toolbox Piven.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at July 29, 2011 8:04 PM

I thought Entourage was sci-fi. Vinny Chase as a movie star?

Kevin Dillon started out funny but is now obnoxious

Turtle was and is the consummate gofer and should never have a show focus on him other than driving the Escalade and scoring Vinny's pot. As if Jamie Lynn Seigler would ever give him a second look.

Eric started out bland and is now blah. As if Sloan would ever give him a second look.

Ari can be funny but exhausting

Why do I watch this show? So I can see how Hollywood works and feel morally superior.

Posted by: kirbyjay at July 30, 2011 8:59 AM

A great "write" Sarah Carlson, my sentiments exactly.

Posted by: kirbyjay at July 30, 2011 9:02 AM

Oh and i wanna punch Scott Caan. I know he's only 5'-2" but he's a full 7' of annoying.

Posted by: logan at July 30, 2011 9:54 AM