Don't Worry About Getting to Your Point. I'm Going to Live Forever
"I heard one kid made a diorama about a world without dioramas."
"You are gonna Nancy Screw me out of that credit!"
"Wanna build a cardboard submarine?" "Get out of my brain."
"Enjoy eating fiber and watching 'The Mentalist.'"
"Looks like someone sent us a message. A tiny, underwhelming message."
"Oh, please. Money can't buy happiness. It is happiness."
"Usually everyone treats me like Hitler. Today I feel like Hitler in Germany."
"After I left Kentucky Mountain Bible College, it kept going. Until it was shut down...because of the wolves."
"I've been a GE man for 25 years and a GE woman for a week of corporate espionage at Revlon."
"Don't worry about getting to your point. I'm going to live forever."
""Lemon ... lesbian ... Frankenstein ... wants ... her ... shoes ... back."
30 Rock (Grade: B)
"How far can you reach those long, lovely arms of yours?"
The Office (Grade: D)
"We do not have a first aid kit. If someone gets hurt, its cheaper to hire a new worker."
"Were there people in your country before you came?"
"Tomorrow is Black Friday, you know what that is?" ... "Martin Luther King Day?"
Outsourced (Grade: C+)
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