"How far can you reach those long, lovely arms of yours?"
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"We do not have a first aid kit. If someone gets hurt, its cheaper to hire a new worker."
"Were there people in your country before you came?"
"Tomorrow is Black Friday, you know what that is?" ... "Martin Luther King Day?"
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