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"Doctor Who" -- "The Girl Who Waited": The Double Life Of Amy Pond

By C. Robert Dimitri | Posted Under TV Reviews | Comments (31)



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“I don’t care that you got old. I care that we didn’t grow old together.”

With the promise of the amazing vistas of planet Apalapucia, voted the second favorite destination among intergalactic travelers, The Doctor, Amy, and Rory arrive there instead to find themselves within an antiseptic facility built to house victims of a virus run amok. The place has shades of George Lucas’ THX 1138 with the appearance of both its plain white décor and the faceless handbots that help to care for the patients.

Right out of the gate, Amy is separated from Rory and The Doctor. It’s a rather careless error on their part that separates them. If I’m on a strange planet faced with a bright red button and a bright green button, particularly ones labeled with the distinctive symbols of a waterfall and an anchor, respectively, I’m going to be certain to specify which one I mean when I say to press a button.

Careless or not, Amy ends up in the red waterfall room, a place where the timestream moves at a considerably faster clip than the anchor room, which looks identical to the other in all other ways. Through means of a special looking glass, The Doctor and Rory are able to see Amy, but they cannot reach her. As The Doctor explains to Rory, those not affected by the virus are able to watch the entire lives of their quarantined loved ones who are patients as opposed to being limited to the viewing of one day on a deathbed that a timestream moving at the same rate allows. I can see how that would be useful and a substantial improvement for the patient, as the virus that kills in a day instead takes several years to kill, but I do also find the premise of being able to watch a loved one on “fast forward” slightly creepy.

The Doctor promises to rescue Amy, but there are a couple catches. First, while Amy and Rory are immune to the virus, The Doctor is entirely susceptible, so he cannot enter the facility proper. By means of a special pair of glasses worn by Rory, The Doctor can monitor what Rory sees and hears and guide him in finding Amy. The other catch: the automated handbots are there to help the patients, but the medicine they deliver would be fatal to Amy and Rory, and as carriers of microbes from outside the sterile facility, the handbots will be extremely eager to “help” them. The Doctor locks onto the timestream he believes to be correct and sends Rory after her.

Inside, Amy finds that the facility is extremely accommodating in terms of delivering all manner of simulated entertainment. She begins to gain an understanding of the computerized systems governing the clinic, but with the other patients living independently within their own timestreams, hers is a completely solitary existence in the facility, even if all patients share the same physical space. The handbots do not leave her much time to explore her leisure options, as they teleport almost on top of her with deadly medicine at the ready. She manages to elude them by hiding within some timestream exhaust, and from there she forms a methodology to her survival that spans the next thirty-six years.

Yes, the timestream lock was not quite correct, and when Rory meets Amy again, as she saves him from one of the handbots, she is in fiftysomething Amy samurai mode. “Samurai” is not an exaggeration; she has created makeshift armor and wields a sword.

Old Amy is mightily bitter. She does not blame Rory; she blames her raggedy Doctor, and she tells The Doctor this through Rory’s time-spanning glasses with great spite. She waited for rescue, and it comes far too late. In the interim she has gone a little stir crazy in her loneliness. She created a pet robot Rory from one of the Handbots as her only companion. That said, she also has demonstrated that her experiences on the TARDIS and with The Doctor have taught her much. She is adept at avoiding and dismantling the handbots (and at beheading and impaling handbots), and she has constructed her own sonic screwdriver to wield control over the facility. She insists on calling it a “sonic probe” to distinguish herself from the hated Doctor.

Rory is disturbed by this encounter with his wife but also sympathetic, as you might imagine, given that he’s “the boy who waited” a couple millennia for her. (Plus, Amy saw an illusory or alternate version of him die under similar circumstances in the halls of the TARDIS earlier this season in “The Doctor’s Wife.”) He is determined to rescue his Amy minus the thirty-six years, but this prospect does not appeal to samurai Amy, as rescuing that Amy will erase her from existence. It might have been a miserable thirty-six years, but she still values herself and has no interest in self-destruction.

Rory expresses as much frustration with The Doctor as he ever has and hurls the glasses to the ground. The looking glass, though, reveals young Amy back across time weeping in the corner at that spot in the facility. Young and old Amy have a conversation through the looking glass, and old Amy states that she remembers this moment, thus proving that she will not erase herself. Armed with the knowledge of her own future, young Amy is capable of changing that future, and she appeals to old samurai Amy on behalf of the love that she has for Rory. Samurai Amy agrees to help on one condition: The Doctor must rescue both of them. Allowed back into the conversation, The Doctor agrees to these terms; supporting such a paradox will be very difficult, but the TARDIS should manage it.

Rory reroutes some of the timestream circuitry with The Doctor’s guidance and Amy’s knowledge of the facility. As each Amy thinks of the strongest possible positive thought they share on different sides of the looking glass but in the same location, they are able to reunite in the same timestream with Rory. Said thought, by the way, was a remembrance of her first kiss with Rory accompanied by the 90s pop abomination “Macarena.”

Young and old Amy retreat with Rory back to the TARDIS, dodging handbots and trading quips. At their destination, they are overwhelmed by handbots, and young Amy is anesthetized but not harmfully medicated by them. Rory carries her safely into the TARDIS while samurai Amy holds off the handbots.

Then The Doctor locks samurai Amy out.

She pounds on the door, begging to be let in, but The Doctor tells Rory that the paradox cannot possibly be sustained. Rory is outraged once again, telling The Doctor that he cannot be like him. Nevertheless, the reality is that he must choose one Amy. Unable to ignore the pleas coming from outside, he begins to unlock the door, but samurai Amy commands Rory not to let her in; let young Amy have him and their lives together. The handbots overcome samurai Amy peacefully as she reminisces about her past with Rory, and the TARDIS departs.

Young Amy awakes, and The Doctor moves to leave the couple alone. The strain this adventure has placed upon the friendly bonds of their travel together is palpable. Young Amy asks where her older self is, and The Doctor exchanges a look with Rory that speaks the volumes that strain carries.

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I know there are many Doctor Who fans that are not excited about Amy and Rory these days, and I was skeptical going in about this episode based on the trailer. Thus, it was quite the pleasant surprise that it is among the best episodes of the Matt Smith era. (Personally, I would rank it somewhere between third and sixth best in that list, depending on whim of the moment.) It is to Karen Gillan’s credit that this episode succeeds, as she creates a memorable alternate version of herself that is cynical, hard-edged, and brilliant. Arthur Darvill also rises to the task of going against The Doctor and fighting for Rory’s marriage. Matt Smith is relegated to the background at the TARDIS console but performs well in those unspoken moments in which Rory and Amy rage against him, forcing him to ponder what he hath wrought in their lives.

The fact that this plot gives us yet another iteration of alternate selves and characters forced to endure the long waits that time travel can cause makes its success even more notable. There is no substitute for a good story, and this one strips Amy and Rory down to their basic elements that finally have been fully developed, as opposed to having them driven by the phantom parentage of River Song. Amy and Rory fight for their relationship as never before, with the possible exception of the events of last season’s finale. The little details about their past that are revealed give the whole affair resonance that simply was not established yet in the similarly themed “Amy’s Choice” of last season.

As a stand-alone episode, it was excellent and genuinely affecting, and as it relates to the direction of this sixth season serial, perhaps we are seeing the seeds planted for the ultimate departure of Amy and Rory. It is a cold universe, and time after time the very nature of The Doctor’s travels - always fun to companions in the beginning - reveals that.

C. Robert Dimitri says that if you are not a Krzysztof Kieslowski fan, then you can pretend this column is titled Sliding Doors: The Amy Pond Edition. On a long enough timeline, Gwyneth Paltrow might become a samurai too. He would never jettison the karaoke bar from the TARDIS, so there’s no telling what Gwyneth would do to entertain herself if she traveled on the TARDIS with her alternate self in a Duets/Huey Lewis mood.









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Comments

Leave it to Moffat's Who to make us question the ethics of correcting the Time Stream. I too was getting tired of Amy and Rory, but they might just make me miss them if they keep developing them like this. (Particularly Rory. They turned the Tin Dog into a proper companion with him.)

Also, was anyone else thinking Rory should have bitchslapped Amy and said "36? Try 2000 years with no contact, dragging a huge fuck all box."

Posted by: DoctorControversy at September 12, 2011 1:02 PM

Great episode! Although one small thing:

I thought Rory would forget about old Amy, seeming as she . . . ya' know . . . ceased to exist?

Posted by: Christopher at September 12, 2011 1:08 PM

I liked that Rory called the Doctor on his lack of preparation when selecting locations as being irresponsible, dangerous, and stupid. About time someone brought him up short for continually putting his companions - people he ostensibly cares about and for - in dire situations on a regular basis. Sure, it's entertaining for us, but it has to suck for them. I have always assumed they have trouble-free visits to which we are not privy in between the actual episodes. Both Rory and Amy seem to be coming to the conclusion that those adventures might not be worth the cost.

Posted by: Reba at September 12, 2011 1:16 PM

Great ep. Great make-up job on Amy.

I loved all the nods to Alice in Wonderland.

No surprise that Rory didn't bitch-slap Amy: his role is to be the one who loves more in that relationship. Note his resignation upon seeing that she had named her pet robot Rory.

Side note: I want Amy Pond's genes. Well into her fifties and not a grey hair in sight.

Posted by: PaddyDog at September 12, 2011 1:19 PM

I hated this episode with the fire of 1000 exploding Galifreys.

1. It's the second episode in a row where slowly moving, humanoid shaped monsters in masks can do you in by touching you with their hands.

2. It's the second episode in a row where Rory and Amy are separated from the Doctor and wander around rooms with no other beings except said monsters.

3. Amy keeps bitching about being alone and waiting for 36 years. Rory waited 2000 years as an Auton and another 100 or so when House was messing with him, and yet he didn't throw that back at her. I would have thought he would have mentioned it.

4. Amy gets separated right at the beginning because she wants to get her camera phone, and then IT NEVER APPEARS AGAIN IN THE EPISODE. If that's the major reason the plot takes place, at least use the phone somehow in the plot.

5. The Doctor and Rory couldn't wait 2 seconds for Amy to get her friggin phone? This just goes back to the old "companion wanders off and the Doctor must save them" episodes. I much prefer episodes where the Doctor and companions interact with aliens to help the aliens solve a problem.

6. I also thought it was lame that Rory didn't tell Amy which button to push.

7. Since I'm roughly old Amy's age, I really didn't buy her portrayal. She looked like young Amy with an orange, rubber mask that didn't go all the way to her eyes. She also needed more grey in her hair.

8. I didn't buy Amy as a sword wielding action hero. She looked awkward.

9. What kind of idiot designs robots that will short circuit if they touch each other?

10. Old Amy tells Rory she learned how to short circuit the robots on her first day there, BUT, earlier young Amy tells the Doctor that she's been in the Red room a week.

11. They glossed over eating. Amy, "I wasn't hungry." Doctor, "Of course." That's an explanation?

12. I really don't want a robot that moves like that giving me a shot. If ever a place needed gliding Dalek nurses, this was the place.

13. I did like Rory's suggestion that they save the two Amys because young Amy always wished she had more help in the kitchen for the holidays.

Posted by: BWeaves at September 12, 2011 1:24 PM

I'm sorry, I hated this episode. I thought Old Amy was unfairly bitter. I kept waiting for Rory to take her by the shoulders, look deeply into her eyes, and simply say "2000 years". I mean, REALLY. He sat right by her all that time, he wasn't at the movies, watching TV, having brilliant conversation with friends; he was guarding the Pandorica with her inside. He came out ok and she couldn't wait 36 measly years? Dummy.

And I guess no one cares about their BABY anymore; she hasn't been mentioned in two episodes. Let's just forget that plotline.

Also, the "we got separated for some trivial reason and now Something Terrible happens" plot device is getting SO OLD. I read on a board somewhere "you'd think they'd hold hands in a line by now". Indeed.

Stupid episode. Seriously.

Posted by: Darlene at September 12, 2011 1:24 PM

@BWeaves It looked like the phone was what Amy used for her Sonic Probe. (Btw, anyone think BBC is going to make toys out of the Sonic Probe and Sonic Cane from the other week? I don't doubt it.)

I loved the episode, more than anything for that moment with the Doctor shutting the door in Old Amy's face. So cold but true to who he is and I love seeing how frustrated Rory got with the Doctor throughout the episode. We don't see him often outwardly aggressive, but it was appropriate this week and makes you consider how living on the TARDIS can affect some people.

Posted by: Corey at September 12, 2011 1:37 PM

I haven't been keeping up with the Moffat/Smith Dcotor -- this is the VERY first time I've at all been intrigued as of late as I've found both Amy and Rory insufferably boring or annoying over the long term. Even Donna at the writers' worst was never this piss.

Posted by: idiosynchronic at September 12, 2011 1:41 PM

I loved this episode. It was the first time that I really felt the strength of their love and actually believed that they mean that much to each other. Amy's bitterness didn't bother me as much as it seemed to bother other people. For one thing, Amy turned into a person that was hell bent on surviving, at any cost, and eventually forgot the kind of person she used to be and what she felt for Rory as well. She lost herself.

I've seen criticism of this elsewhere, but I also like that The Doctor lies more now than he ever used to in the past. It shows a fairly big change in his character and in what he's becoming and I find that interesting.

I did, however, really want just a single mention of their baby. In an episode that's about their love and their marriage you'd think the fact that they have a daughte together would matter just a smidge.

Posted by: beckster at September 12, 2011 1:43 PM

Corey: Was that the phone? I have a princess phone. It doesn't look like that. I refuse to get rid of it because the audio reception is fantastic, and a power cut doesn't affect the phone reception.

Posted by: BWeaves at September 12, 2011 1:49 PM

the "we got separated for some trivial reason and now Something Terrible happens" plot device is getting SO OLD

It's fifty years old.

Deal with it.

Posted by: Jay at September 12, 2011 1:49 PM

I think it is unfair to judge Amy's bitterness by comparing the length of her wait to Rory's 2000 years. For one thing, she aged while Rory did not. But more importantly, Rory volunteered to wait when he could have gone the quick route, fully knowing the consequences, because he wanted to protect Amy and be there when she woke up. Amy did not volunteer to wait, and had no such end goal in sight. As far as she knew she had been permanently abandoned in a place where she had to constantly fight for her life. It's not a fair comparison.

Posted by: Leanna at September 12, 2011 1:54 PM

Re the Amy-bitterness discussion, it struck me that this is Amy without Rory.
We know Amy has a sharp mouth and a tendency to feel it's all about her, but Rory tempers that in her and makes her a warmer person. She was orphaned and was a lonely little girl so I can see that when she's thrown into this solitary 36-year existence without the balancing/nurturing effect of Rory, that's exactly how her personality would develop.
I thought it was a real strength of the episode that it very clearly showed the difference: yes, Rory waited 2000 years for Amy and wasn't bitter and resentful (Rory is a basically a labrador retriever in human form) because that's who Rory is: his inner strength is loyalty, but Amy without Rory has a different kind of inner strength: hers is survival.

Posted by: PaddyDog at September 12, 2011 1:57 PM

I thought it was an excellent episode, second only to The Doctor's Wife this season. I think many of the points made in the comments here are valid - yes, it would have been nice if Rory pointed out that he waited 2000 years, but it's already been established that he's not of a personality to emphasize that. I would have loved SOME mention of missing baby Melody, growing up with and getting out of scrapes is NOT the same as raising your child!

However, this episode finally shows that Amy truly loves Rory (I still think he loves her more, and am still not convinced that he's not way too good for her) and that their relationship is very important to her. It dealt with Amy's near-constant lack of agency, and old Amy actually made the choice, when Rory would've opened the TARDIS door and caused chaos. The Doctor's coldness was also very effective, I like it when he's not always nice. The Doctor is a scary person, and in the old series he frequently did things that were manipulative and devious and not nice at all, because it was necessary.

Posted by: Malin at September 12, 2011 2:07 PM

This episode did raise one question however: if Chin 7 can prevent the Doctor from regenerating, one has to wonder why the Daleks never picked up a vial or two on the black market and weaponized it? Not that I'm a war criminal or anything, but that would have been my advice if the Daleks sought a consultation.

Posted by: PaddyDog at September 12, 2011 2:12 PM

I thoroughly enjoyed the episode (though I did also take issue with the lack of clarity over which button to press at the beginning). It's definitely up there with The Doctor's Wife as best episodes of the season for me.

For those complaining about Amy's bitter, it's worth remembering that Rory chose to wait 2000 years even though the Doctor offered to zap them both immediately forward to 1996 (plus he was an Auton at the time). More importantly perhaps, we know that Amy had abandonment issues with the Doctor, dating back to her childhood.

Posted by: csb at September 12, 2011 2:26 PM

There's been an awful lot of things this season that cause the Doctor NOT to regenerate:

Getting killed twice (once while regenerating).
River's lipstick.
This plague.

Enough already. The Doctor regenerates. Find a different reason.

Posted by: BWeaves at September 12, 2011 2:27 PM

Amy knows that The Doctor and Rory both love her and would do anything, even blow up the universe, for her. They have proved this on more than one occasion. She also knows that The Doctor has problems getting the TARDIS in the precise time and place he wants. The fact that she knows all this and still gives up hope and decides that The Doctor and Rory have abandonded her is totally in character. That's one reason why I don't like Amy.

Rory feels massive guilt over what was The Doctor's mistake. He doesn't throw his 2000 years over Amy's 36 in her face. He is willing to live with two Amys and almost destroys himself, both Amys, The Doctor and the TARDIS because he isn't willing to abandon future Amy. These actions are all in character. That's one reason why I love Rory.

And I don't think Rory being an Auton helped him in his wait much except to not die of old age. The Doctor explicitly told him he could be damaged or die (through violence), but Rory managed to survive those 2000 years, so Amy doesn't have that over him either.

Posted by: Three-nineteen at September 12, 2011 2:59 PM

I have mixed feelings. I liked the idea of the episode as a standalone and there were parts that were warm and even made curmudgeonly me feel a twinge in my little, black heart. But--and you knew there was a but--come on already with Amy and Rory! Far too much of the season has focussed on Rory and Amy's love story, it's to the point of being shoved down our throats. This ain't As the Doc-TORE's Stomach Turns (Due to Sickly Sweet Love Story). Which reminds me...I want to scream every time I see the opening with Amy's narration. Bitch, it ain't all about you. (You do have pretty hair.)

Posted by: Cindy at September 12, 2011 3:32 PM

My only real problem with the episode is that Karen (as much as I like her and I like Amy and she is a lovely woman) is just not that good of an actress. I thought Darvill and Smith acted circles around her.
I still liked the episode, some lovely writing there.

Posted by: Jules at September 12, 2011 4:16 PM

Cindy:

I'm with you on the opening narration. The Amy-centricity of it is very off-putting. It's not her story, it's the Doctor's story and she's just another in a long line of companions.

Posted by: PaddyDog at September 12, 2011 4:49 PM

@Cindy

Yup. I agree about the opening narration and I actually like Amy. I'll admit that even as a fan of her and Rory I was really disappointed to hear that she'd be returning next season. We've never had the opportunity to see Matt Smith with anyone else and I'd like to see him with a different companion with a storyline that isn't related to Amy, Rory and River.

Posted by: beckster at September 12, 2011 5:24 PM

10. Old Amy tells Rory she learned how to short circuit the robots on her first day there, BUT, earlier young Amy tells the Doctor that she's been in the Red room a week.

I would assume it was just a simple way to refer to her first time inside the center where the robots were. There weren't any in the entrance room with her for the first week.

I didn't understand why they didn't have Amy just leave the room and go back to the Tardis, then eventually (for her) Rory and the Doctor would show up there too when they left their room. They couldn't meet in the red/green rooms as one was running ahead of the other, but surely if they both went back to the Tardis they would get back into the same timestream. Of course, then the entire episode wouldn't have happened, but it the solution seems so simple I wish they would muster a reason why it wasn't an option.

Posted by: Lauren at September 12, 2011 5:36 PM

I found it interesting that the Doctor said "Once you know your future you can alter it" Obviously that means that now that he knows his future it's going to change. And so this episode was a foreshadowing ep, just like I believe the Rebel Flesh, etc is for the end of this season. Don't get me wrong, I really liked this ep. It was very Alice in Wonderland and I cried like a baby at the end. No matter what I really love this series even though there are a lot of loose ends and contrivances. Who cares? It's still a wonderful sci fi show that makes you think outside of what we see and how we think normally.

Posted by: Swellegant at September 12, 2011 5:48 PM

I quite enjoyed the episode. It gave us a good opportunity to see how Rory affects Amy, and how she is without him. As harsh as it was, I liked the moment when the Doctor shut the older Amy out, as well; it's very much in his character to do the cold calculation and lie to everyone else to make them feel better.

@Swellegant: The people inside the justice-robot Amy from last episode said that the Doctor's death was a fixed point in time, and therefore can't be changed. Knowing his future wouldn't help the Doctor in that case. We don't yet know how the writers will wriggle out of that one.

Posted by: foolsage at September 12, 2011 9:03 PM

Everything Three-Nineteen said with a splash of 'that voiceover makes me defenestrate myself' added in for good measure. When did this show turn into 'All My Spouses'? I enjoy the Rory character and at this point, the Amy character is millstone that gets dragged around and drags down when he enters into things.

Now, I'm not a twin, but my two sisters are twins. What's wonderful is the cake orgy that ensues. At least I have the same birthday as John Wilkes Booth? I should call up Bono so we can party, I mean, if his hat gets first class, I should at least be able to manage a business class ticket out of him...for Africa. Selznick, Babbitt, Bakst, Astaire and Vicious are gone, and Donovan's stuck with Diane Court, so I'll get his portions, too.

Posted by: Jo 'Mama' Besser at September 12, 2011 10:19 PM

I can never be tired of Rory. He is the best thing on the show. Amy can get kinda annoying but she has the eye candy factor


Now the Doctor...man it was fun to see this new Doctor for a few episodes. Hell for the entire first season but now he feels so dull. Honestly he is like a one trick wonder. Always playing the clown. His attempts at intimating are pathetic( Run? Yeah no way) and he really is a hit and a miss with the drama.

Overall the entire new series is just too comedy oriented and the Doctor almost seems to be in the background. I miss Ten so much. Back then we had real drama, real pain and real friendship. The new series seems like the Scooby Doo gang travelling through time. It's fun enough but just meh compared to the old greatness. They lost their balls

Hell this episode is one of the closest to back on how it was. Back when good people died and suffered and you cared about this. Back when the Doctor shows real regret and doesn't just wipe a species and laugh manically about it or destroy thousand of lives just to send a message.

*waits for the crazy Moffat and Smith fangirls to go berserk

Posted by: YesPlease at September 13, 2011 12:29 AM

You know, I thought this episode was brilliant. Not the set up or the contrived plot devices (camera phone!) but the emotional moments were oh, so worth it. KG absolutely killed it as older Amy (can I say how good the make up people were this episode?) and she and Rory sold every purposely heart string tugging moment work (the remembering their past with Rory and his awful hair? Older! Amy giving up her years for Amy/Rory while still wanting to fight for her life? Killed. Me.).

However, this episode also underscores the weakness of this series. Older! Amy's bitterness would have been so much more justified if she lashed out at the Doctor for losing Melody but NO. Because no writer other than Moffet can even mention her. Blah.

And of course, I wished they gave Amy more... character to work with. She is still, the girl who waited with long legs and a bossy attitude. KG seems like she can do more than just that, but I guess it's too late for randomburstofcharacterization!

But I do love how Eleven can be so dark. Rory was right, he made him choose, Rory had to do what the Doctor usually would have to do.

Posted by: Whee at September 13, 2011 3:54 AM

A little late to the party. Oh, well here we go anyway...

1. Like the Curse of the Black Spot, we have yet another story in which our TARDIS crew is endangered by a retarded alien medical system. So this program does not account for the uninfected accidentally accessing the wrong place. I cannot imagine the lawsuit if a child had wandered in pressing the wrong button let alone an ignorant visitor. All this automation and they can't spring for a door greeter or even a few instruction signs. Beyond that, these robots are incapable of recognizing the potential patient 1.) has only one heart for a disease that only affect those with two, 2.) is not infected with said disease in the first place, 3.) would be harmed by the treatment for the disease they don't have and yet 4.) can tell they have other bacteria in them but not that it's harmless. Even if the alien factor wasn't counted, this is an extremely asinine way to run a hospital/hospice.

2. Rory was right to ask the Doctor if it would kill him to look at a history book about a place before waltzing out into an environment. At that point the Doctor should have been more apologetic rather than saying "I don't work like that." We know, Doc. Try not sounding like you're blaming the victim. It would have also been helpful if the Doctor stayed put for two whole seconds until Amy came back out. Especially since he had no clue what they were blundering into either. For all he knew they were going into a gas chamber.

3. So now Amy is a closet savant who over the course of time will know how to make her own sonic screwdriver from scratch, learn how to build armor, reprogram alien robots and teach herself how to be a samurai warrior. I liked it better when I thought she was an everyday person. Most of the Doctor's Earthly companions are regular folk. I object to the notion she's really Albert freakin' Einstein under all the ginger and haughtiness. If you thought she was insufferable before...

4. Despite the Doctor being depicted as somewhat of a prat, Matt Smith did alright as the Doctor. I think his character knew he screwed up something fierce, but was rather hoping the damage wasn't all that noticeable (until it was). Pity we already know Amy and Rory are coming back next year, I really would have liked Amy to give the Doctor a "This isn't fun anymore..." speech that the Doctor got from a previous companion half a dozen incarnations before. Between her and Rory's anger, I'm trying to figure out how they're not leaving the TARDIS now before the end of this year, let alone another one. I still think even in this form, the Doctor could be so much better without Amy and River....(and by that direction...Rory).

5. The aging make-up was too bad at all. But I think it could have used some alteration with the hair. Make it longer, cut it short, tie it back, put a few silver streaks. I mean she's been alone for 36 years, her hair probably hasn't seen a salon in a while.

6. Rory came out looking the most real here. I still feel he's the best connection to the audience. His emotions and actions are the most likely. About the only thing left would be for Rory to cuff the Doctor in the chops for lying to him and being a casual ass in general.

7. Samurai Amy seemed far too bitter and a bit of a contradiction. I mean even Present Amy said Rory and the Doctor wouldn't just leave her behind. Something would have impeded them. And she would have known that given all that she knows about her trips in the TARDIS. Where was this venom for the Doctor when her baby was kidnapped? Or when the Doctor ignored her calls? If you're going to be pissed off at the Doctor pick one of the legitimate reasons easily at your disposal.

8. Speaking of which, unless River Song is really not Amy & Rory's daughter, this storyline is getting exceptionally weird. "Hey guys we're going to a resort world." "Not to be a killjoy, Doctor. But there's still the matter of our kidnapped child who somewhere in space & time is being groomed to be an assassin. Dontcha think we ought to address that problem first? No? Oh okay. Let's go party."

9. Another potential writing paradox, the Doctor saying, "Once you know the future you can change it." Does Moffat intend to change his future being killed (which obviously has to happen someway or another)? Why not just go back in time and prevent Amy and Rory from bumping uglies on the TARDIS in the first place? Sure it would render a shitload of episodes out of existence, but it's also the easiest fix. Still, I smell a cheat coming to one degree or another.

10. If Amy is wandering around a facility that actually has 40,000 other people that she'll never meet because they are all in different points in time, isn't it still possible that she (and later Rory) could have picked up the disease and brought it back with her to the Doctor? The observation environment might be sterile, but Amy isn't nor was the patient area she was in.

11. I don't feel bad about the Mona Lisa that Rory clobbered the robot with. After all it wasn't quite the real thing anyway. If Moffat was really a Whovian he would have shown the canvas read "THIS IS A FAKE." under the paint in felt tip. And the Doctor would have known it since he was the one who put it there.

Posted by: bleujayone at September 13, 2011 12:36 PM

Did anyone else notice that the Doctor made a comment about being able to change how and when a person will die if you know in advance? It was pretty early on in the episode, before Rory went in after Amy, but it seemed to me like a major Aha! This is how he'll wiggle out of episode 1.

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