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"Dark Blue" / Dustin Rowles

TV Reviews | August 4, 2009 | Comments (13)


I waited until I got three episodes into “Dark Blue,” to offer a review because I didn’t want to be too quick to dismiss another show after only seeing the pilot episode. I can safely dismiss it now.

“Dark Blue,” yet another in a long line of Jerry Bruckheimer produced cop shows (see also the nearly indistinguishable “CSI,” “Cold Case,” and “Without a Trace”), and like it’s network cousins, “Dark Blue” suffocates you with its supposed grittiness and dark hues, meant — I assume — to obscure the fact that, if you could actually see the screen, there’s not much going on. It’s a show that’s supposed to exist in a moral gray area, but the grayness is as clear and well-groomed as the stubble on McDermott’s cheeks, so even the grayness is well worn.

“Dark Blue” stars Dermott Mulroney Dylan McDermott as a brooding, unhappy, sourpuss widower who has eschewed his personal life in favor of his job. That job is leading a team of undercover cops, who infiltrate various criminal organizations and bust them when they hand over the money. It’s basically a grim, humorless, bland adult-version of “21 Jump Street.”

Only “Dark Blue” differs from all the other undercover cop shows in one respect: These cops are really under cover. They’re off the grid. They’re deep in the bowels of Hell undercover. They’re so undercover they don’t even know their own identities. They’re so undercover that the the IRS couldn’t even find them. They are that undercover, or so McDermott’s Lt. Carter Shaw would have us believe: “You start spending more time as an addict or a thief or even a killer than you do as yourself. Sooner or later, you’re gonna forget which parts are the cover and which parts are you. How long can you pretend to be something before you become it?”

Shaw doesn’t like to answer to his bosses at the LAPD, either — he’s above that petty law enforcement bureaucracy with their goddamn warrants and their ridiculous Fourth Amendment. He doesn’t do it by the book. He doesn’t like standard procedures. He’s so outside the box, when he takes a shit he does it on the toilet on his ceiling.

It’s a lot of tough-guy talk delivered by an actor who can’t carry the part (though, he excelled at a similarly morally questionable role on “The Practice.”). His team doesn’t fare much better: They’re all leading double lives and, at times, even amongst themselves, they don’t know when a good cop has gotten so deep that he’s crossed over. The team consist of Omari Hardwick’s Ty Curtis, who goes so undercover that his wife doesn’t know who she’s fucking anymore; Logan Marshall-Green’s Dean Bendis, who allows an undercover FBI Agent to be shot rather than blow his cover; and Nicki Aycox’s Jaimie Allen, who is pretty and blonde, and “Dark Blue,” needed a pretty and blonde presence to balance out all that dark blueness.

It’s pretty generic stuff; undercover cops work, in some cases, in movies because it’s a long con — one case stretched out over two hours. It doesn’t work well as an episodic series, where the cops are asked to infiltrate an organization once a week. Or, at least, it doesn’t work when your show is aiming so desperately for authenticity. Dark, gritty, bleak authenticity, which is exactly what you’d expect from a show set in L.A. With all that sunlight. And palm trees. It doesn’t help, either, that the cases are pat — you’re usual suspects: Drug dealers and gun runners and that dude who looks like a young, generic James Caan who shows up in all these shows, all of whom force the cops to prove they’re not cops before they’re revealed as cops and everybody struts off into the gloomy night to squint into their whiskey and brood.

And I think that’s exactly what I’ll go do now.


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Comments

I swear I have never heard of this show. But it's nice to know I didn't miss anything.

Posted by: Jerce at August 4, 2009 2:16 PM

If it was Dermot Mulroney I'd be more inclined to watch it.

Posted by: Carrie at August 4, 2009 2:45 PM

I appreciate that cable TV is trying and applaud their successes (Burn Notice, Psych, The Closer, In Plain Sight), but yeah, their misses miss pretty horribly (Royal Pains - man, so boring - and this show, which I lost interest in after about 5 minutes). I like Dylan M. pretty well, he was great on "The Practice," but this one is snoozeville. I'm not a fan of "Leverage," either, but it seems that one is doing OK without my viewership.

I liked "Trust Me," also, but I'm guessing that one's not coming back.

Posted by: Slash at August 4, 2009 2:54 PM

"you're usual suspects"

*ahem

Posted by: medski the prophet at August 4, 2009 2:56 PM

I seem to be incapable of keeping Dermot Mulroney, Dylan McDermott *and* Patrick Dempsey straight, for some strange reason.

The fact that I'm not alone in this (at least to some extent) impresses me way more than the show itself does.

Posted by: meaux at August 4, 2009 3:00 PM

Shaw doesn’t like to answer to his bosses at the LAPD, either — he’s above that petty law enforcement bureaucracy with their goddamn warrants and their ridiculous Fourth Amendment. He doesn’t do it by the book. He doesn’t like standard procedures. He’s so outside the box, when he takes a shit he does it on the toilet on his ceiling.

Were you squinting and smoking a cigarette when you wrote that? I'm getting a very "pseudo" badass feeling from you there.

Posted by: Brie at August 4, 2009 3:18 PM

I made it halfway through the premiere. That was it.


Agree about Royal Pains not being long for this world. I watch it, but it isn't great.

LOVE Psych.

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at August 4, 2009 3:29 PM

They have you on video ... DUMPING ... THE ... BODY!

Posted by: MrMikeCC at August 4, 2009 5:03 PM

But does he get results?

Posted by: will at August 4, 2009 5:17 PM

Yep...made it about half-way through and realized I didn't care about anybody in the show.

Posted by: Davad at August 4, 2009 5:18 PM

thanks for taking the bullet, as usual.

Posted by: trippdup at August 5, 2009 2:10 AM

I watched it, but only for long enough to remember where I'd seen the guy playing Dean before (he was Ryan Atwood's black-sheep brother in 'The OC'. I hate when I know the face and can't place it!)
Anyway, once my brain farted out that answer, I turned off. Basically, it's a boring show. As far as cop shows set in LA go, I far prefer 'Southland'. (Which coincidentally stars the actual Ryan Atwood.)

Posted by: Tarn at August 5, 2009 4:54 AM

@Tarn imdb can save you those wasted minutes in the future.

Posted by: trippdup at August 5, 2009 1:12 PM