"Crap on a Spatula" and The 10 Other Best Lines from Last Night's NBC Comedy Block
"Britta, there's a difference between telling us a guy likes nippleplay and telling us a guy makes hats out of babies!"
♫Hit me with your Genie's bottle. Rub it all over me.♫
"I don't Chang a lot of chicks."
""Ugh, girls are so un-desensitized."
"I do love you." "You do?" "Yeah. That's what makes the sauce so awesome." (Later, "I awesome sauce Andy.")
"Two things I know about white people. They love Matchbox 20 and they are terrified of curses."
"Crap on a spatula!"
Parks and Recreation (Grade: A-)
"I will not wear anything in my size and appropriate for my age."
"My single 'My Single Is Dropping' is dropping."
"For your information, I am a Christian illiterate."
"I only pass gas once a year atop a mountain in Switzerland."
30 Rock (Grade: B+)
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