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"Crap on a Spatula" and The 10 Other Best Lines from Last Night's NBC Comedy Block

By Dustin Rowles | TV Reviews | March 18, 2011 | Comments ()


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Community (Grade: B-, actually make that a C+ for also ruining Catfish. What the hell?)

  • "Britta, there's a difference between telling us a guy likes nippleplay and telling us a guy makes hats out of babies!"

  • ♫Hit me with your Genie's bottle. Rub it all over me.♫

  • "I don't Chang a lot of chicks."

  • ""Ugh, girls are so un-desensitized."


    Parks and Recreation (Grade: A-)

  • "I do love you." "You do?" "Yeah. That's what makes the sauce so awesome." (Later, "I awesome sauce Andy.")

  • "Two things I know about white people. They love Matchbox 20 and they are terrified of curses."

  • "Crap on a spatula!"


    30 Rock (Grade: B+)

  • "I will not wear anything in my size and appropriate for my age."

  • "My single 'My Single Is Dropping' is dropping."

  • "For your information, I am a Christian illiterate."

  • "I only pass gas once a year atop a mountain in Switzerland."








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