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By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under TV Reviews | Comments (39)



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For what was the penultimate Thursday of the television season (I think), last night’s television highlights were fairly unspectacular. This does not bode well for sending us off into the summer television doldrums.

Community

It wasn’t that last night’s episode of “Community” was bad (unpossible!), it was just something of a letdown after last week’s brilliant, best sitcom episode of the season. But, with the season ending, they had to wind down the school year, which meant fewer movie references and more storyline development. It was bizarre, too, that no mention was made of Jeff and Brita’s hook-up. The episode, instead, focused on the Spanish final. Turns out, SeƱor Chang — like Jeff — is also a fraud; he had no teaching degree, and everything he learned about Spanish came from phrases he picked up on Sesame Street (“Word of advice: If an Asian man says he’s a Spanish teacher, it’s not racist to ask for proof.”)

Annie, in turn, ratted out Chang, hoping that if the entire study group failed the Spanish final with their new instructor that they’d be forced to repeat it and the study group would stick together another semester. That ploy backfired and nearly got Annie kicked from the group, but in the end, they naturally pulled together and passed the Spanish final, which was considerably easier than they expected, thanks to the fact that Pierce slept with the new Spanish teacher. Chang, meanwhile, was booted as the Spanish instructor, but he will be returning next semester as a student, which suggests that Ken Jeong may be an even bigger part of the show (although, I’m not sure his character will be as funny as an equal).

There was also a Good Will Hunting subplot between Troy and Abed, but it didn’t actually work that well, save for the amusing choice of music in their scenes together.

Parks and Recreation

Greg Daniels is doing the opposite on “Parks and Recreation” of what he’s doing on “The Office.” Instead of broadening the characters, he’s progressively humanizing them on “Parks and Rec,” making them warmer and more relatable. Andy’s not such a buffoon anymore, so you felt for him when April ditched him for the Ralph Machio douche, when she thought that Andy was backsliding toward Anne, who dumped Mark, who is now kind of in no-man’s land as far as his character is concerned. Without Anne, he’s superfluous to the cast.

I don’t know if that plays into the welcome appearance of both Rob Lowe and, especially, Adam Scott, a former 18-year-old mayor turned budget slasher who’s developing a thing for Leslie (he’s also a series regular on the phenomenally funny “Party Down”). Anne, meanwhile, got ridiculously drunk and, besides confessing her subconscious love for Andy to Andy, ended up making out with Rob Lowe. Both Scott and Lowe, it is my understanding, will become series’ regulars, which may or may not spell the end of Mark, at least once his inevitable jealousy arc ends (that’s just speculation; I’ve heard nothing in the trades suggesting that Paul Schneider is leaving the show, though given the economics of a low-rated sitcom bringing in a high-priced Rob Lowe and another regular in Adam Scott, it’d make sense that one or more characters may get excised, and the series arc — wherein drastic cuts are going to have to be made to Pawnee’s budget — gives Greg Daniels an easy way to drop Schneider).

Putting that aside, the nicest moment of the night, actually, came when Ron — a reluctant father figure to April — attempted to show a little sympathy for her. It was a really sweet gesture, something that “The Office” has apparently forgotten how to do this season, save for Jim and Pam’s wedding and Andy’s rushed courtship with Erin (which has seemingly stalled).

Anyway, “Parks and Rec” wound its way toward a cliffhanger — a government shut down that looks likely to extend into the season finale and beyond.

The Office

“The Office” has flat-lined. Last night’s episode focused on Michael’s infidelity. The entire office discovered that Michael was “the other man,” and tried to scold, hector, and judge him out of his relationship with Donna. Andy went so far as to take Michael to a high-school baseball game, where the husband was a coach, and forced Michael to confront him (which gave rise to one of the only decent lines of the night, when the husband mistook Andy and Michael for husbands. “No,” Andy said. “”But we’re gay for baseball.” Michael briefly went to the dark side, and at one point inspired Ryan to go after what he wanted, regardless of what people thought of him, leading toward his small exchange with Erin.

Ryan: “I think you’re attractive. And I wanna sleep with you.”
Erin: “What about Kelly?”
Ryan: “You read my mind.”
Erin: “Is this a joke?”
Ryan: “Yes!”

That was, sadly, the highlight of the episode. Meanwhile, Pam and Jim were exhausted after their baby kept them up all night, which culminated in them sleeping in a hidden away spot of the warehouse, where they unfortunately we’re privy to the sex sounds of Dwight and Angela, who brokered an agreement through a mediator to have sex five times as part of their surrogacy contract (Dwight, however, abused his testicles in the hopes of killing his swimmers).

A spectacularly lackluster episode, though in the end, they did set up the season finale: It looks like the defective printers are going to sink Dunder Mifflin (and the new owners) into a public relations nightmare, which will probably culminate in another new owner. Wishful thinking, perhaps, but it’d be nice if Jan and David Wallace could swoop in and take over the company: Michael needs some sort of check. There’s no longer any constraints on his character.

30 Rock

“30 Rock” was probably the highlight of Thursday night’s television. Liz Lemon, after realizing that she’ll never find her astronaut Mike Dexter, revisited some old boyfriends, including Jon Hamm (who now has hooks, God bless his stupidity). In the end, however, she had to settle for Wesley Snipes (the return of Michael Sheen!), who happens to need a green-card marriage. And after Liz tried to proposition a Plushy (a man who likes to dress up as team mascot and yiff with other mascots), Liz agreed to marry Wesley.

Meanwhile, Jack was still debating between Elizabeth Bank’s Avery and Julianne Moore’s terrible Boston accent. While Avery was laid up “in a fenced-in area in the Adirondacks” experiencing her yearly menstrual cycle, Jack had sex with Nancy, but then revealed that he was two-timing her during mass at Floyd’s wedding. Tune in next week for the not-so-exciting conclusion, wherein he gets neither Nancy or Avery because both Banks and Moore are too expensive to do another extended arc next season.

The best subplot of the night belonged to Tracy, who was set to take the lead in Garfield 3: Feline Groovy before revisiting his childhood neighborhood, where all of his repressed memories resurfaced:

  • “A puppy committed suicide after he saw our bathroom.”

  • “I once bit into a burrito and there was a child’s shoe in it.”

  • “I seen a hooker eat a tire.”

  • “The projects I lived in were named after Zachary Taylor, considered to be one of the worst presidents of all time.”

  • “I once saw a baby give another baby a tattoo. They were very drunk!”

  • “I saw a crackhead breastfeeding a rat.”

  • “I watched a prostitute stab a clown!

  • “Our basketball hoop was a ribcage!”
  • Survivor

    As is wont to happen in “Survivor,” the last two (sometimes three) episodes fall into a certain predictability once alliances solidify and the numbers game takes priority. Once Parvati won immunity last night, and knowing that Sandra also had an immunity idol (and it was the last time she could play it), it became rather apparent that Rupert was going home, although the editors did a decent job of trying to throw off our scent. It looked, briefly, like Russell was going to form an alliance with the two remaining heroes, but Rupert sealed his own fate by ratting out Sandra, which was seriously dumb, considering that Sandra — again — offered up Russell’s head and again the heroes managed to botch the situation. Meanwhile, the editors also did a nice job of highlighting how annoying Rupert could be so that, in the end, when he was booted it didn’t feel so devastating (Jeff’s “Survivor” blog last week, where he ranted about Rupert’s hypocrisy, also helped matters).

    At this point, the winner of Villains vs. Heroes almost feels foregone. Russell is definitely on the outs with Parvati and Sandra, and Parvati has the numbers to boot Russell. If Russell doesn’t win immunity in the next two challenges, I suspect he’s gone, and the final three will likely be Sandra, Parvati and Jerri. At this point, it doesn’t really matter: If Parvati makes it to the final three (and this looks like a season where there will be three contestants in the final tribal council) then Parvati wins, whether Russell is there is not. Parvati has played as good a strategy game as Russell, a better physical one, and she’s more likable. You could put Russell up against Jerri at this point, and the jury would probably pick Jerri, just to spite Russell. Sandra, meanwhile, has been something of an under-the-radar player this season, and I don’t think an under-the-radar, coattails player can win an All-Star Challenge (which also rules out Colby and Jerri). Unless Sandra can engineer a three-way alliance to get rid of both Parvati and Russell, this looks like Parvati’s game to lose.









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    Comments

    Didn't someone report, here on Pajiba in fact, that Schneider was leaving Parks and Recreation?

    Posted by: Mrs. Julien at May 14, 2010 9:35 AM

    Slow work day -

    I think The Office can be saved by having the film crew finally release their documentary. It would be a fitting final season and be an interesting way to get out of the corner they have painted themselves into.

    Posted by: Mrs. Julien at May 14, 2010 9:39 AM

    It's been pretty well publicized that Paul Schneider is leaving Parks and Recreation, so the breakup of Ann (no 'e') and Mark will be the catalyst for the latter's exit...

    http://www.popcrunch.com/paul-schneider-leaving-parks-and-recreation/

    (I guess that answers that question, and somehow that news slipped by me. -- DR)

    Posted by: kelly at May 14, 2010 9:45 AM

    I think Sandra would probably win pitted against anyone but Parvati -- she's endeared herself to the Heroes (who will make up most of the jury) by constantly scheming against Russell, even if she's had to pull back a few times when it wasn't going her way.

    The future of Survivor, though, may depend upon Colby not making it to the final three. He's been a glaring non-participant since the second week of the season, and skates by because there are always bigger fish to fry. I've never seen anyone less involved in the proceedings -- and yet, if he makes it to the end, he will win on tribal loyalty, which would be utterly irreconcilable to any watcher of the show. Love or hate Russell, he deserves to win a hundred million billion times over Colby.

    Posted by: sansho1 at May 14, 2010 9:51 AM

    Thursday night shows I watch:
    Supernatural
    Community
    30 Rock
    Fringe
    Flash Forward
    Grey's Anatomy
    The Vampire Diaries

    Thursday night shows you cover:
    30 Rock
    Community

    I think you need a better appreciation for terrible, trashy television. Seriously, Supernatural last night was one of the greatest episodes of television ever created, up there with the Chuck season 2 finale (although for entirely different reasons).

    Posted by: Chugga at May 14, 2010 9:56 AM

    Schneider is indeed leaving Parks. It was announced weeks ago. I'm not heartbroken. I like Schneider but the character is really boring now that he's with Anne and apparently Schneider and the writers feel the same. I'm really hoping she hooks up with Rob Lowe because that character is a loon.

    Adam Scott rocks. I'm glad he's on the show.

    The Office was awkward and mostly unfunny but there were a few good bits. I laughed hardest at the Dwight/Angela mediation. Expecially when it came to this: "those lumps are cats and those cats have names..." and then Angela rattles off a bunch of names in rapid fire ending with "and Lumpy!". It was damn funny. Also the stipulations in the contract to living in a Matrix and replicants. But the rest, not so much.

    Decent 30 Rock but not great. I'm really over Liz's dating issues. And the Jack love triangle is tiresome now, too. I'd like to see 30 Rock and The Office both announced for a final season next year and let them go down before it gets worse. Especially The Office.

    Posted by: TylerDFC at May 14, 2010 9:57 AM

    I have no idea why Liz hates Wesley so much, he constantly makes me laugh. And he's sexy. Very, very sexy. Even if he does quibble with the realism of hot tub temperatures.

    I think the thing that frustrated me the most about Office last night, was the fact that Michael doing something he knows is wrong is inherently out of character. This is the man who could have spoken ill of the company and got a chunk of change from Jan's discrimination suit and he just wouldn't do it. I couldn't see how Michael wouldn't have immediately fled.

    And Community did have a down week, but they really would have had a hard time following last week's amazingness.

    Posted by: Kayanne at May 14, 2010 10:10 AM

    Tyler, I agree with you to the letter. I've heard Steve Carell is ready to move on, and maybe Krasinski, too. I'd actually be interested in watching the show without Michael, Jim or Pam, but otherwise, let's just end it.

    "30 Rock" still has moments of brilliance, but I have to agree that its best episodes are behind us. Plushie jokes? Really? Not exactly au courant.

    Posted by: The Wandering Parakeet at May 14, 2010 10:13 AM

    Awwwwww gross...Dustin, my foot and your shins are about to become very intimate because you just made me think about Dwight's marble sack. Nothing personal, I just don't want to think about the man's scrote. Gag.

    Posted by: Jeremy Feist at May 14, 2010 10:16 AM

    I would totally try to find a not gay way to ask Adam Scott to go camping with me. I love Party Down. He was great in The Vicious Kind. and Torque... well we don't talk about Torque. Plus he kicked ass in Step Brothers. Just an awesome dude.

    Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at May 14, 2010 11:03 AM

    @Chugga
    Supernatural was beyond amazing, it's so sad that more people aren't talking about it.

    And does anyone know if The Office is coming back? Because it really shouldn't.

    Posted by: kooling123 at May 14, 2010 11:03 AM

    Oh. And Abed's line, "I only connect with people through *eyes soften* movies?"
    Jeff-"She's the Arc of the Covenant!"
    *Abed covers eyes.*

    Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at May 14, 2010 11:09 AM

    Ron Swanson Happy Face: 1 2

    Posted by: arrrghzi at May 14, 2010 11:18 AM

    Didn't Sandra win her original season by playing a very under the radar game? And by under the radar game, I mean not being the contestant who was voted out and allowed to return to the game. Didn't Amber win the first All Stars by being a coattails player? The egos on these contestants are so huge (as a rule), many choose to vote for who offended them the least over the course of a season.

    Posted by: Robert at May 14, 2010 11:30 AM

    Also on Parks & Rec last night? RICHARDSON!

    Love you, Adam Scott. Rob Lowe, the Tom Cruiseness of your performance cracked me up. But: RICHARDSON!!!

    Posted by: Kettle at May 14, 2010 11:49 AM

    That was my exact reaction, Kettle.

    Posted by: becks at May 14, 2010 11:50 AM

    Some of the Community episodes are out of order.

    The creator explains here: http://danharmon.tumblr.com/post/561225733/communitys-out-of-order-youre-out-of-order

    Posted by: ceejeeemcbeegee at May 14, 2010 12:13 PM

    I can't find Jeff Probst's blog anywhere.... Can you help a girl out?

    Posted by: Janey at May 14, 2010 12:29 PM

    Meh...hate to agree that The Office was pretty terrible last night; capping on a really boring season. There's no oomph there anymore, and I am sick to death of Michael losing every single girlfriend he's had. Just ENOUGH for fuck's sake. Try a different angle, this shit is getting repetitive. I just didn't care about anything that happened last night, and that makes me sad. I think it's time for it to die.

    30 Rock was great, specially Tracy. And specially specially my #2 Freebie Jon Hamm. Dude is a spectacle every time he shows up and he needs to be cast in a comedy soon. One where he gets to take off his shirt a lot. God, that man is gorgeous. But I do agree that the Jack threesome needs to end, because it's just not funny or engaging.

    "I once saw a crackhead bite a police horse!"

    Posted by: figgy at May 14, 2010 12:53 PM

    Hey, dammit. Fringe was on last night and that was pretty good, dammit.

    Posted by: Johnny C. Georgie at May 14, 2010 1:06 PM

    Ugh, Rhyme, I hate that you love my favorite lines in Community. It's like finding out the obnoxious guy in the cube next to me is, "like, totally into that (insert anything I like here), man, it's effing hilarious. Hey, you wanna see these pics of this chick I hoked up with last night? Man, I am so glad my buddy took some pics with his phone, because I don't remember that girl at all. Those females were crazy."

    Ugh. Please put down the can of Axe.

    Posted by: Kayanne at May 14, 2010 1:18 PM

    Uncalled for.

    Posted by: becks at May 14, 2010 1:23 PM

    becks if that was directed at me, Rhyme and I are in an eternal battle. I can't remember why, but I think it has something to do with making fun of something that I was sort of a fan of.

    It's all very mature you see.

    Posted by: Kayanne at May 14, 2010 1:47 PM

    I believe Todd broke the comments. Way to go, Todd.

    Posted by: the_wakeful at May 14, 2010 2:03 PM

    You fixed them, the_wakeful!

    Posted by: becks at May 14, 2010 2:10 PM

    Haha, no. The real scary fights I leave to people with terrifying basement laboratories.

    I only have fake fights with internet personas.

    Posted by: Kayanne at May 14, 2010 2:13 PM

    Oh good, Paul Schneider can go back to stealing scenes in really really good indie movies and stop boring my brains to death on Thursday nights. And I knew Rob Lowe as going to be a regular but is it wrong to be even more excited about Adam Scott? ADAM SCOTT!!

    Posted by: coveredinbees at May 14, 2010 2:17 PM

    God those Tracy Jordan lines were amazing. I'm still stunned that the others were able to keep a straight face!

    Posted by: ChristianH at May 14, 2010 2:29 PM

    Kayanne, I think of it more as the Rom-Com where they fight first and then eventually realize they were perfect for each other all along. It makes me the Gerard Butler, McConaughdouche, Hugh Grant. And you the Aniston, Heigl, Sarah Jessica Parker (Sick Burn!)

    Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at May 14, 2010 4:03 PM

    And you the Aniston, Heigl, Sarah Jessica Parker (Sick Burn!)

    You Sonuvabitch. You made me happy to at least get compared to Aniston. Couldn't you have given me a decent RomCom actress? Or at least better than them???

    Of course not. You're the Snidley Whiplash to my Dudley Do-Right. And this isn't a RomCom. If there was, I'd be jogging to the sounds of Michael Buble in order to have my epiphany of love.

    Ugh. Clearly, this is

    Posted by: Kayanne at May 14, 2010 4:49 PM

    The hell just happened to that comment?

    Anyway, as I was saying. This is clearly a horror film. Where you, the evil villain, will have his comeuppance! Or this could be a college comedy, where you, the frat boy who picks on the geeky kid, will have his comeuppance. Or the underdog sports story, where you, the rival, will have your comeuppance!

    Basically, what I'm saying is your comeuppance is... Coming up.

    Posted by: Kayanne at May 14, 2010 4:54 PM

    I'm just now returning to this thread and I've been villainized? You attacked me! I'm the lovable frat boy who is harassed by the rich snobby frat boys. But just wait and see who wins the big boat race at the end. Robot Hoooouse! Cheese It!
    (I'm fine with the comparison to Cobra Kai.)

    Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at May 14, 2010 11:57 PM

    Well, I'm glad at least somebody mentioned Fringe. Its first season was OK, but it has gotten better with every episode this season. Well, except for the musical episode which I am just ignoring.

    Posted by: Erin at May 15, 2010 8:53 AM

    I would watch a spinoff just following Hearst destroying towns if he would take his cook and Richardson with him everywhere.

    I just caught Parks, Comm, 30 episodes. They were all really good, but 30 Rock killed!

    Posted by: Jackseppelin at May 15, 2010 12:03 PM