Capitalism: God's Way of Determining Who is Smart and Who is Poor
By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under TV Reviews | Comments (32)
Community
“That’s before he started using his name as a pun. It makes me so Changry!”
“I agree with brown Jamie Lee Curtis.”
“Oh, he apologized. I guess that completely unbangs that stripper.”
“He’s thirty-something, I assume. He has a landline and uses the word ‘album.’”
The Office
“My resolution is …. ‘Meet a loose woman.’”
“The day shift. At a strip club. You can’t unsee that.”
“My goal was to learn a new word every day. And I must say, it’s going immensely.”
Parks and Recreation
“I’m usually not one for speeches so …. goodbye.”
“Capitalism: God’s way to determining who is smart and who is poor.”
“Fishing, not for meat. But for sport. Fish meat is practically a vegetable.”
“Would you be cool doing things that a prostitute does? Minus the money.”
“Every time I look one of these kids in the eyes, and he calls me coach. That’s how I know that I’m a coach.”
30 Rock
“Who wears shoes on a beach … Only Rocky and Apollo Creed during a training montage.”
“You have no reflexes. Your blood tastes like root beer. And some of your bones seem to have disappeared.”
“Who will raise my kids if I’m not around to pay someone to raise my kids?”
“I’ve been to a rodeo, too. It was a cat rodeo. In a gay guy’s apartment.”
“Do you and your wife ever fight … Not all the time. After her hysterectomy, she was in a coma for a while.”
“My alarm clock didn’t go off because it died in a cock fight last night.”
“Don’t think for one second that this means we love you less. Know that it knows that.”
“It was my imitation of Drew Barrymore’s impression of that crazy lady.”
“Do you have any meth … or meth?”
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Comments
Posted by: RobP at January 21, 2011 11:18 AM
A much welcome return for Parks and Rec. I actually thought The Office had the most laugh out loud moments this week, which is rare now. 30 Rock was okay -- please excise Jenna, that other guy, Tracy, and bring back the writer's room -- until the very end; then it was awesome. For best episode, it's an emotional tie between Community and P&R, but I think the former was on more solid ground that was probably helped by not being the first episode of the season.
Did anyone watch Perfect Couples? The guy from Worst Week and the chick from Flash Forward were likable enough to have a series revolve around them. But the other couples, man, talk about off-putting. The guys had some good moments (especially the former alcholic), but the ladies got the shaft. I'm pretty sure they should've swapped roles between Olivia Munn and the waitress from It's Always Sunny....