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“Californication” / The TV Whore
Aug. 13, 2007

TV Reviews | August 13, 2007 | Comments (43)


OK, I’ll admit my bias right off the bat, which is that I have a bit of a man crush on David Duchovny, particularly when he’s busting out with some dry-wit comedy stylings. So before seeing a second of his new Showtime comedy, I was already well-inclined to like it. And though I’ve only seen the first episode, I dare say that, bias be damned, it’s a solid little show. Mind you, “Californication” doesn’t look like it’s particularly groundbreaking as far as comedies go, but that’s fine by me — the more important thing is that it be funny. And funny it is. In fact, there’s a moment about two-thirds of the way through the premiere episode that probably got a bigger laugh out of me than any show in the last three or four months, and that’s after having already seen the scene in commercials for the show.

Anyway, Duchovny stars as Hank Moody, a writer who recently moved from New York City to Los Angeles after his successful novel, God Hates Us All, was optioned into a movie. This being LA, of course, the movie becomes the type of preening rom-com that the Pajiba staff loves sinking its scathing teeth into — that the flick is called A Crazy Little Thing Called Love and features “Tom and Katie” really tells you all you need to know about it. Hank loathes the adaptation, and finds himself with little patience for those who applaud it (he tells one gal he’s been schtupping, who admits to liking the flick, that “not only are you a cadaverous lay, you also have shitty taste in movies”). This hijacking of his work, coupled with a relatively recent break-up with his ex-girlfriend and baby-momma (Natasha McElhone) has left him in a bad place, suffering from the dreaded writer’s block. But Hank appears to be getting by just fine — at least on the surface — thanks to booze and drugs and women. Especially women. Hank’s a philandering cad, taking particular pleasure out of scrumping other guys’ wives — in the first episode alone, we see him hook up with three different gals. In fact, this show is going to give “Entourage” a run for its money as Hank not only pulls more tail than Vinny Chase, but the first episode also had five different gals baring their breasts for the home viewer. This whole aspect of the show actually quite reminds me of another HBO show, the almost-forgotten “Dream On,” although not in a rehashed or retread kind of way. I think it’s probably just because of all the tits.

Anyway, Hank’s escapades aren’t just a way to deal with his writer’s block; they’re also an attempt to deal with the fact that Karen, his baby-momma ex, is engaged to her new boyfriend despite the fact that there still appears to be something between her and Hank. And unfortunately for Hank, who freely admits to wanting her back, there’s no easy way for him to get past this — he can’t make a clean break since there’s that whole 12-year-old daughter, Becca, to deal with. And fitting the cliché of this type of character, Becca is of course the one girl who Hank can show actual emotion towards (even though, much to his disappointment, it doesn’t appear that Becca is a burgeoning lesbian), and playing the role of a decent father is the only part of his life that he’s almost got in order, although he doesn’t quite have that locked down yet either:

Becca: Father?
Hank: Daughter?
Becca: Can I ask you something?
Hank: Anything, my love.
Becca: Why is there a naked lady in your bedroom?
Hank: You wait right there, OK?
Becca: There’s no hair on her vagina. Do you think she’s OK?
Hank: …I’ll check.

In any event, although he’s devoted to his daughter and seems to be enjoying the drinking and drugging and shagging, deep down, it comes as little surprise that he’s not actually all that thrilled with his current lot in life. As he explains to his agent/friend Charlie (played by Evan Handler, who most recently appeared on “Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip”): “I’m disgusted with my life and myself, but I’m not unhappy about that.” And this would appear to be the underlying emotional thread of the show — while there will be much comedy mined by Hank’s escapades and romps and unencumbered candor, the underlying emotional thread will clearly focus on Hank trying to get centered, trying to be a better father, and trying to figure out what the hell is the deal between him and his baby-mamma. While a good comedy doesn’t need this type of drama as its backbone (“It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia” particularly jumps to mind as a very funny show that doesn’t really have a dramatic/emotional core), a splash of well-executed drama can really act to ratchet a comedy up a few notches. That’s exactly what “Weeds” has done particularly well, which is why this is the perfect show to air after the pot comedy. Having only seen one episode, it’s obviously hard to predict whether the series will live up to this early promise, but I feel safe in putting the odds in its favor. For now, I’m totally onboard — despite the relative cliché of Hank’s character — because Duchovny is just a pleasure to watch. In fact, the only thing I’d really change at this point is the show’s god-awful title.

(“Californication” premieres tonight on Showtime at 10:30 p.m.)


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Seth Freilich is Pajiba’s television editor. Longtime readers know that he also loves when shows make good use of soundtrack tunes, and he was therefore tickled pink that the premiere episode included a Peeping Tom track.


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Comments

Seen the first episode. Thought it was awful and was trying too hard. Too much swearing, the nudity felt forced in a ' look how daring we're being ' kind of way and while it was nice to se Duchnovy in an anti-xfiles kind of role it just all felt a bit forced for me.

Posted by: Alexander Kaye at August 13, 2007 8:57 AM

Lulz, he nailed the little girl from The Nanny.

Posted by: Dizzle at August 13, 2007 9:00 AM

I would say there was something wrong with her if there was hair on her vagina!

Posted by: lickitgood at August 13, 2007 9:30 AM

"Baby Momma"? Really? Maybe you needed that to identify her the first time (I'll just assume your fingers were too tired to type 'mother of his child'), but after that, couldn't you have used her name?

Otherwise, an interesting review. So far, all the critics have been positive, all my friends (Duchovny fans all) have hated it.

Posted by: Louise at August 13, 2007 9:58 AM

I hope this one works out, Duchovny could use a hit. The man has talent, but has been unsuccessful in putting it to work properly, with a couple of exceptions.

Louise, what's wrong with using "Baby Momma"? And he did, in fact, use her name - Karen. Seemed like he was just using a funny pop-culture phrase...

Posted by: TK at August 13, 2007 10:07 AM

mmmmmmmm, Duchovny, and the lovely Natasha McElhone? This might actually be worth my precious bandwidth to download.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at August 13, 2007 10:29 AM

yikes, when did everyone get so touchy around here? i mean, i know the whole "for bitchy people" thing, but i think it's a different kind of bitchy. anyway, good review. as a weeds fan and as a lazy person (connection?), i'm glad i won't have to pick up the remote to change the channel halfway through the hour. and you reminded me of "dream on" which i loved way back. tippy-top knows my feelings...

Posted by: kb at August 13, 2007 11:11 AM

Yes, kb, the PC po-po on this site are getting a wee bit tiresome. And when I say "wee bit," I mean "pretty fucking."

Natasha McElhone = yum.

Posted by: socalledonlycousins at August 13, 2007 11:34 AM

Hey, it's Monday morning and everyone's feelin' fine!

Thanks for the tip Whore of Television! We had our tv set taken away in a tragic incident by it's rightful owners and, since we thusly can't see the adverts, we now rely on you for tips on what to downlo- um, er, watch on somebody else's TV set.

Posted by: Rebecca H. at August 13, 2007 11:44 AM

While I understand that it was used here in a jokey pop-culture way, I share Louise's extreme dislike of the term "Baby Momma". Its origins as a way to describe a woman with whom a man has fathered a child but has no responsibility to or relationship with makes it a term that we simply should refuse to allow into our lexicon because it normalizes that perspective, making it acceptable. I'm no prude and I don't believe the traditional nuclear family is the only "true path", but I do believe that fathering (and mothering) children without any expectation of responsibility is really wrong.

Posted by: PaddyDog at August 13, 2007 11:45 AM

Sorry, Paddydog. While I usually am on-board with your comments, this time... not so much. Mainly because a) I refuse to ever join efforts to abandon phrases or terminology. I think that, like them or not, they are part of the evolution of our vernacular, and therefore, if for no reason other than historical and societal perspective, should be allowed to remain (and be used).

And b) your definition is exactly what he was trying to describe.

Finally, I don't think that anyone, even those who use "Baby Momma" in their casual lexicon, thinks that having a child and shirking the responsibility inherent is a good thing.

Posted by: TK at August 13, 2007 12:10 PM

I really want to check out this show, but I never cared for David Duchovny. But I recently saw his directorial debut (House of D), and I've warmed up to him since then.
I also didn't care for the "baby momma" term. I'm not overly PC or anything, and I've heard worse on Pajiba, but to be frank, I just think it's a tacky, tasteless phrase. Just my opinion.

Dizzle, I don't think she's the "little girl" anymore. LOL.

Posted by: Brie at August 13, 2007 12:16 PM

Right there with you Rebecca H! The husband (or, my Baby Daddy) will especially appreciate the gratuitous boobs in the first episode. I once considered David Duchovny to be the best looking man on TV. He's fallen a bit, even before he took a TV hiatus, but hopefully this will help him regain his status. At least in my book.

Posted by: katy at August 13, 2007 12:17 PM

Horrible, horrible title. I cringed when I heard the insipid Chili Peppers song (and is there any other kind of RHCP song this long past their exp. date), and now I can't believe "Californication" is being reused. It's clever, but only if you're stupid.

I have no opinion about the show, and take no position on "Baby Momma".

Posted by: sansho1 at August 13, 2007 12:20 PM

Baby Momma is hilarious. The other day I saw a chick wearing a t-shirt that said "My boyfriend's Baby Momma hates me"

Posted by: redkitten at August 13, 2007 12:37 PM

TK: Fair comment! I usually hate the "banning of words". I suppose I should have said "refuse to allow into my lexicon". As I said, I know why it was used in this way in this review, but I have to disagree with your last comment because many people who use that term casually are actually proud of having multiple Baby Mommas and shirking their responsibilities to them. In fact a student in Mr. PaddyDog-in-law's school wrote his term essay on his three Baby Mommas and his race with another student to have five before they graduated.

Posted by: PaddyDog at August 13, 2007 12:52 PM

Fair enough, Paddy. I'd like to think that the gentlemen (and I use that term as loosely as humanly possible) you mentioned are the exception and not the rule. God, I hope so. I also hope that someone drops an anvil into their crotchal area.

Posted by: TK at August 13, 2007 1:04 PM

The only people who grow up with the inability to understand the concept of responsibility are welfare lifers and trust-fund kiddies. In both cases the product of other people's work is handed to them on a (paper or silver) plate. It should come as no surprise then that "Baby's momma" arose out of one of those social groups.

Posted by: Sociologist at August 13, 2007 1:07 PM

".....The only people who grow up with the inability to understand the concept of responsibility are welfare lifers and trust-fund kiddies...."

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You sir are, correct, they are the two faces of the same coin. Good for nothing, useless, leeches. And what bothers me the most is the sense of entitlement and their smugness about the whole thing.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at August 13, 2007 1:24 PM

Interesting exchange PaddyDog and TK. Have to agree with both of you.

I have to clarify though, Mr PaddyDog's relative-in-law impregnated three girls in high school?

Posted by: Rebecca H. at August 13, 2007 1:35 PM

Far be it for me to stand up for "welfare lifers and trust-fund kiddies". But to say that those are the ONLY people who grow up irresponsible is pure nonsense... in fact, I'd even say that in the greater mass of irresponsible idiots out there, they're probably in the minority. The world is full of irresponsible fuckups, and to focus on two (very small) social groups smacks of lazy armchair sociology.

OK, I seriously need to get back to work.

Posted by: TK at August 13, 2007 1:38 PM

Ah, now this thread is a perrrfect example of why I love Pajiba so. The comments on a television show review gracefully morph into a debate regarding the appropriateness of certain pop culture terminologies having permeated our language. And then it morphs into a discussion about (ir)responsible child creation.

Cool shit, y'all.

The show sounds interesting (even if from that tiny bit of quoted dialogue). Sadly, as we are without The Cable, Bama's fam won't be enjoying it until the DVD release.

Posted by: Alabamapink at August 13, 2007 1:44 PM

Usually, I just sit back and enjoy the show when it comes to the comments on this site, but this time I must add two cents. The most irresponsible, self-entitled people I have ever met are the children of middle (to upper) class parents who have never lacked for anything (you don't need a trust fund to be spoiled). Being daddy's little princess or momma's boy and never thinking or worrying about the cost of anything and being told that you can do anything you want in life, while never having to work for anything unless you feel like it actually has ramifications like thinking the world owes you something, which, in my opinion, is freakin ridiculous.

Posted by: Zanna at August 13, 2007 2:24 PM

Oh Zanna, can I be your baby momma?

Posted by: Lola at August 13, 2007 3:33 PM

Ahhh... thanks for the social commentary.

However--back on topic.
We saw the show last night and laughed throughout. (granted it doesn't take much to make me laugh). The boobies were gratuitous--but when are they not? Ok, Shindler's List is the exception.

Duchovny was good and I thought it was well written. I am just glad to watch him on my tv again.

Posted by: wsapnin at August 13, 2007 4:08 PM

Horrible, horrible title. I cringed when I heard the insipid Chili Peppers song (and is there any other kind of RHCP song this long past their exp. date), and now I can't believe "Californication" is being reused. It's clever, but only if you're stupid.

Well, sansho1, they quite make up for that, the rest of the soundtrack is great. Like Peeping tom great!

Posted by: Sunsneezer at August 13, 2007 4:31 PM

Rebecca H: re your request for clarification, Mr PaddyDog's father (hence the in-law) is the principal at a school where the essay on the Baby Momma race was written. But your question made me laugh because I would have one hell of an angry mother-in-law if your assumption were true and there are days when I would take pleasure in that.

Posted by: PaddyDog at August 13, 2007 4:34 PM

Sorry if I smacked of arm chair sociologing(?). I commented on those two groups because I've had personal experience with both, I guess I should have added the group Zanna mentioned as well.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at August 13, 2007 5:30 PM

Barbado, my comment wasn't aimed at you, rather at "Sociologist".

And I believe the correct term is "sociolologizalasizing".

Do try to keep up.

Posted by: TK at August 13, 2007 5:41 PM

*ouch*
:)

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at August 13, 2007 7:08 PM

BarbadoSlim: "sociologing(?)"

TK: "sociolologizalasizing".

...tsk...tsk...tsk.

That's a paddlin'.

Posted by: Vermillion at August 13, 2007 7:11 PM

Hehe somehow I KNEW that would be a paddlin', and let me just say in my defense, sir, that... TK started it, so he should get more.

Also, he was looking at your sandals...

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at August 13, 2007 7:47 PM

PaddyDog, I hear you. I have a MIL myself.

Posted by: Rebecca H. at August 14, 2007 12:08 AM

I agree that the title sucks, it makes it that much harder to download when all I get is Red Hot Chili Peppers Torrents.

Posted by: Greg at August 14, 2007 12:15 AM

Wow, people were offended by "Baby Momma", yet "Lickitgood"'s comment was ignored? Hopefully it's because everyone found it too juvenile and offensive to bother with? Honestly, just...GRRRR.

Posted by: Ali at August 14, 2007 2:34 AM

Ali, I took [b]lickitgood[/b]'s comment in the scientific context ... and had to agree.

There's a lot of confusion, out there in the world, over a person's lady-parts. The bits where the hair lives is called the [i]vulva[/i] (whether the hair has been ripped out untimely by "aestheticians" or not), and the bit that lives on the inside has no hair (hooray!) and is called the [i]vagina[/i]. Billy Connolly said it sounded like a lovely place.

I think [b]lickitgood[/b] was not, in fact, condoning the view that all lady-parts should be utterly hairless, as that would be in appalling taste, utterly sexist, and we'd all have to beat the living shit out of him for being such a fucking arsehole.

Posted by: Hell Kelpie at August 14, 2007 7:13 AM

Well, now I know how NOT to do HTML tags at THIS site.

*Blush*

Posted by: Hell Kelpie at August 14, 2007 7:16 AM

As a shout-out to David Duchovny's earlier career, they should have called this show Kalifornication. Tee hee.

Posted by: WhinyDancer at August 14, 2007 7:37 AM

Haha Hell Kelpie, thank you for clarifying and apologies to lickitgood if that is indeed the case. Otherwise, I would certainly join in the shit beating :)

Posted by: Ali at August 14, 2007 7:39 AM

I have long loved Duchovny and my husband loves him some Gillian Anderson. He also developed an auditory crush (a risk for NPR listeners) on Terry Gross of Fresh Air. In his mind's eye, he imagined that Terry Gross bore a strong resemblance to his beloved Scully. A quick visit to NPR.org revealed that she rather looks like that short statured judge from the Practice.

And yes, this has about as much to do with the review as does the whole Baby Momma debacle.

Kalifornia. I was hardly able to walk across my college campus in less that full sunlight for weeks.

Posted by: Louise (a different one, not the early poster) at August 15, 2007 10:52 PM

Loved the show and ending with Jason Mraz doing Rocket man. Get in!

Posted by: robin forster at August 17, 2007 9:27 AM

I liked the show enough to continue tuning in, unlike -- say -- the overrated Holly Hunter show Saving Grace. Both characters are sleazeballs but whereas Hunter has to deal with a disgusting angel trying to turn her back into a good Cath girl, Duchovny seems to have no guilt about fucking every woman he can attract. Even when he has Maddy Zima riding his mighty pork sword and later finds out that she's the daughter of his ex-gf's new bf... and is only 16.

Speaking of David's dork, there's a hilarious story in the new TV Guide about "Prime Time XXX" which features a quote from a Showtime head honcho named Greenblatt who claims that nobody wants or needs to see male genitalia. Excuse me?? If I'm forced to see an endless parade of naked women on Californication then Dave -- who, unlike Mr Greenblatt I'm sure, has nothing to be ashamed of johnson-wise -- needs to show off the family jewels in at least one upcoming ep to further my continued interest in his show.

Posted by: matt at August 17, 2007 5:15 PM

Wow. Nice to hear that Arthur finally got laid. How about Robby and Shrug- do they get some too?

Oh,and a quick bit of IMDBing tells me that Evan Handler, aka Shrug, is also in Californication.

Go figure.

Posted by: rob at August 17, 2007 11:00 PM