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By the Numbers: "Mike and Molly" Revisited

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under TV Reviews | Comments (30)



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Last year, after the pilot episode, I endeavored to review CBS’s “Mike and Molly,” and my opinion of it was not positive. This was the opening excerpt:

Here’s the sole difference between “Mike & Molly” and every other conventional, laugh track sitcom that revolves around an overweight man and his better-looking love interest: Here, the love interest is overweight, too. “Mike & Molly,” is 21 minutes of fat jokes. Billy Gardell plays Mike Biggs, an overweight cop who makes fat jokes about himself. Melissa McCarthy plays Molly Flynn, a school teacher who makes fat jokes about herself. Swoosie Kurtz plays Molly’s mother, who makes fat jokes about Molly. Katy Mixon plays Molly’s sister, who makes fat jokes about Mike and Molly. Reno Wilson plays Mike’s police partner, who makes fat jokes about Mike. Mike, in turn, makes jokes about the fact that his partner lives with his grandmother. Not a single one of these jokes are funny.

A year later, I thought I’d revisit the show, in the off chance that I judged it too quickly. After all, Melissa McCarthy won an Emmy for her performance, and the sitcom has continued to do well in the ratings, including Monday’s night’s season premiere in its new time slot, after “Two and a Half Men.” It has to be better, right?

Not so much.

What’s changed since last year? Mike and Molly are now engaged. What else has changed? Nothing. It’s the same style of broad humor, the same grating laugh track, and the same two fat people obsessed with their own obesity. In the opening episode, Mike is placed on a boat, which he promptly sinks, while Molly is placed in a Yoga class, where she is promptly humiliated. Good times.

When they’re not making fun of their own weight, the jokes center on gender stereotypes. When the jokes aren’t centered on gender stereotypes, they’re really bad gay jokes in which the words gay and lesbian are used pejoratively. There are also two black supporting characters whose entire identity seems to revolve around the fact that they are black. They have no other personality traits: They are simply: Black Guy and Black Guy from a Third World Country. In other words, there’s no more reason to watch “Mike and Molly” this year than there was last year.

Here is “Mike and Molly” by the numbers.


Minutes in the Season Premiere: 20.

Dick and/or Masturbation Jokes: 7

Of the 7 Dick and/or masturbation jokes, the number that included images of men with boners that no one wants to think about: 3.

Fat Jokes: 23.

Lesbian or Gay Jokes: 7.

Jokes Based on Gender Stereotypes: 10.

Funny Jokes: 0









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Comments

I'll just bust out my Gilmore Girls dvds and rewatch Sookie freak out over Jackson deep frying the Thanksgiving turkey for the 1000th time.

Posted by: Julie at September 28, 2011 12:40 PM

Julii Household Members Willing to Overlook All This for the Sight of Sookie: 0

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at September 28, 2011 12:53 PM

Sooo, the images of men that no one wants to think about? Old or overweight? Because guys who are not 25 and in a Nordictrack commercial don't deserve boners. Let's just let them all die of prostrate cancer.

Posted by: Mrcreosote at September 28, 2011 12:54 PM

It was sweet and all when she got her award for all her great work in Gilmore Girls and Bridesmaids, but Amy Poehler was robbed, yo.

Posted by: jM at September 28, 2011 1:26 PM

Junii Household Members NOT willing to overlook this. Want Sookie back.

P.S. Atia is a meanie.

Posted by: PaddyDog at September 28, 2011 1:26 PM

I just do not understand how Emmys are awarded to shows like this. Especially to that kid from Big Bang Theory. He's barely acting!

Posted by: Riles at September 28, 2011 1:32 PM

To: Mrs. Julien and Paddydog
This is how feuds get started, and then everyone winds up dead. Like, literally everyone. Can't we all just put this behind us and go have an orgy somewhere?
Give peace a chance!

Posted by: BiblioGeek at September 28, 2011 1:51 PM

BiblioGeek:

I don't know what you mean. We're just having a nice chat between girls here. Now if you'll excuse me, I was in the middle of cursing of those Julii bitches.

By the spirits of my ancestors I curse Atia of the Julii. Let dogs rape her. Let her children die and her houses burn. Let her live a long life of bitter misery and shame. Gods of the Inferno, I offer you her limbs, her head, her mouth, her breath, her speech, her heart, her liver, her stomach. Gods of the Inferno, let me see her suffer deeply, and I will rejoice and sacrifice to you

Posted by: PaddyDog at September 28, 2011 2:17 PM

And that, PaddyDog was far more interesting than Mike and Molly. Perhaps we can pitch a sitcom based on Pajiba slap-fights alone. They're already better written than most of the stuff out there.

Posted by: Reba at September 28, 2011 2:44 PM


Note to self: "Blood Feud" with PaddyDog, not a euphemism.

Other note to self: If you ever need help with a summoning ...

Posted by: BierceAmbrose at September 28, 2011 2:51 PM

OH MY GOD IT'S SO FUNNY BECAUSE THEY'RE FAT AND FAT PEOPLE ARE FUNNY BECAUSE OF THE AFOREMENTIONED FATNESS.

Posted by: Ghisent at September 28, 2011 2:53 PM

I think you meant prostate cancer, Mrcreosote, unless you think there's an epidemic of cancer in men who spend a lot of time lying face down on the floor. Why don't you take a breather, I think you might have winded yourself making the logical leap from people not wanting to think about some guy naked to people wanting the dude to die young and flaccid.

Posted by: Artemis at September 28, 2011 3:09 PM

@Riles, if you were speaking of Jim Parson aka Sheldon from The Big Bang Theory, he is in fact acting quite well. He's not dorky or even a genius and he regularly has no idea what he's actually saying about physics, Star Trek, etc. But he pulls the character off effortlessly, perhaps so well that you thought he was just really like that. So I say, bravo!

Were the Mike & Molly yoga scene jokes really about her being fat? To me they just seemed like the funny, awkward moments of a yoga class. The instructor didn't make any comments about her fat ass, she didn't fall & crush anything, she didn't even mention her weight, as I recall. Just a comment about the last guy being allowed back there had to give her a ring.

My main issue with this show is actually the character of Molly - but it has nothing to do with her weight. She's consistently portrayed as shrewish, demanding, & basically that nagging wife that we've seen in a million sitcoms already. Not saying I want it all to be about her weight - and in fact I guess it's nice that they're portraying other negative qualities - but she doesn't actually seem like a very nice person most of the time. She could be shown as exasperated but amused by her crazy friends and family, who all love her very much despite being batshit. And she's constantly giving Mike shit even though he's basically a normal guy that treats her pretty well. Anyway, end of rant.

Posted by: Corina at September 28, 2011 3:09 PM

You shall know the wrath of the Julii and ours shall be the last faces you see as Hades claims you.

From the illicit whispers of your vile and incestuous lovers to the mewling of your newborn babes, none shall be spared eternal silence.

The Junii, their allies, slaves and the very dogs that consume the scraps from their table shall be drowned in their own blood and left to rot on the hills of Rome.

Posted by: Mrs. Atia Julien at September 28, 2011 3:34 PM

Gods below, I am Servilia, of the most ancient and sacred Junii, of whose bones the seven hills of Rome are built. I summon you to listen. Curse this woman! Send her bitterness and despair for all her life. Let her taste nothing but ashes and iron. Gods of the Underworld, all that I have left I give to you in sacrifice if you will make it so."

Posted by: og" Junius at September 28, 2011 3:49 PM

The bastard computer cut off my name!!!!

Mrs. Servilia "PaddyDog" Junius

Posted by: Servilia at September 28, 2011 3:51 PM

I think you meant prostate cancer, Mrcreosote, unless you think there's an epidemic of cancer in men who spend a lot of time lying face down on the floor.

So planking causes prostrate cancer?

Posted by: Lauren at September 28, 2011 4:01 PM

We can hope.

Posted by: Scarecrow Boat at September 28, 2011 4:07 PM

Even the computer rises up against you!

Posted by: Mrs. Atia Julien at September 28, 2011 4:09 PM

You are blinded by untapped lust. I'll get you a good big Cyrenian at the market and have done with it!

Posted by: Mrs. Servilia PD Junius at September 28, 2011 4:14 PM

Ah, Pajiba. Come for the snark, stay for the holy wars.

Posted by: Ghisent at September 28, 2011 4:52 PM

Admit it--a large penis is always welcome.

Posted by: Meggrs at September 28, 2011 4:57 PM

I'd settle for a nice Pull-

Your petty distractions will not save you.

In the name of the bull's blood coursing over me and all that is holy, by the Gods, I shall have my victory.

The Junii shall be defiled and hounded from Rome.

May wolves rend your limbs even as you run.

May Neptune rise against you as you flee.

I call upon the good citizens of Rome to cry out in righteousness and ire, “Are the shades of the Esquiline Necropolis to be thus polluted?” as they storm the crypts and cast the bones of the Junii into the fire of a shepherd’s brothel.

Posted by: Atia Julien at September 28, 2011 4:59 PM

Well, I have problem with upright cancer or perhaps downward dog cancer. The point of that little ramble was to perhaps be a little absurd. I will be sure from this point onward only to be as literal and reasonable as possible Artemis. Artemis of course is the Elmer Fudd of hunting deities.

Posted by: Mrcreosote at September 28, 2011 5:05 PM

Please listen, as if you were sober and intelligent, and not a drink-sodden, sex-addled wreck. I have an angry mob, that will roast and eat your 'men of quality' in the ashes of the Senate House!

Posted by: Servilia of the Junii at September 28, 2011 5:13 PM

You are the excrement on a whoremonger's sandal. You are a pox-ridden jade. You are a ...

I'm famished. I'm going to send the big Cyrenian out for a hoagie. Wanna go halfsies?

Posted by: Atia Julien at September 28, 2011 5:25 PM

Sure. I'll bring the wine and the togas with a little stretch built in so we can kick back in comfort. See you at the purging couch in a few. Hugs, sweetie.

Posted by: Servilia of the Junii at September 28, 2011 5:32 PM

MWA!

Posted by: Atia Julien at September 28, 2011 5:35 PM

It's funny because they're fat. Sorry, there's just too much nuance in this show for me to handle.

Posted by: csb at September 28, 2011 7:24 PM

Atia of the Julii and Servilla of the Junii:

I have dispatched a messenger to fetch your uncle/lover. I should not wish to be in your entitled sandals when he discovers what trite missives you harpies have attached these fine Roman names to.

Sent from my chisel-powered iPad Roma

Posted by: Gossipus Vorenus (AKA Urius Creepus) at September 28, 2011 11:37 PM