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"Body of Proof" Review: As Woefully Generic As Its Name Implies

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under TV Reviews | Comments (23)



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Name another criminal or medical procedural, and Dana Delaney’s new show, “Body of Proof” shares something in common with it, only it’s not as good (I promise.). “House”? Grumpy, wiseacre lead who has a problem with authority. “CSI”? Typically trite murder investigations. “Sherlock Holmes”? Dana Delaney’s character can sum up someone based on a bruise or a scar. “Bones”? Brilliant but socially inept medical examiner working with a more outgoing partner. “Castle”? Tries occasionally to capture a lighter vibe, denoted by that obnoxious jangly ABC score. “Medium”? Give it a few weeks. “The Mentalist”? She has an immense respect for dead people (is that a thing on “The Mentalist”?) “Rizzoli and Isles”? I don’t know what that show is about, but I’m sure it shares a lot in common with “Body of Proof.” I’m also certain it’s better. It can’t possibly be worse.

In “Body of Proof,” poor Dana Delaney has been saddled as the lead, Dr. Megan Hunt, who is provided all the evidence she needs in the form of the weekly corpse. She has an attitude. She wears heels. She demands respect. She says things like “Don’t believe everything you’ve heard about me. The truth is much worse.” She also goes over all the clues three times, just in case someone at home missed it the first two times.

Dr. Hunt is a former neurosurgeon turned medical examiner after a car accident ended her previous career. That accident also apparently cost the woman her family. She’s divorced, and her ex-husband keeps her away from her daughter, but not enough unfortunately, as she’s still allowed to deliver to her daughter an achingly sentimental speech about the wonders of her grandfather’s shed on the event of her daughter’s birthday party. Don’t ask.

She also has a boss (Jeri Ryan) who bitches about expensive procedures and threatens to fire her for subordination. There’s a couple of doggedly arrogant cops (John Carroll Lynch and Sonja Sohn (Oh, Kima)) who complain that Dr. Hunt is overreaching, and who look to be the show’s consistent foils when they are proven wrong (like in “Psych”!). There are also some younger doctors who have a thing or two to learn from Dr. Hunt (“House” again!), and a medical investigator partner who will no doubt provide Dr. Hunt with her weekly therapy session, at least until they decide to make the two an item (see also: “Castle,” “Bones,” “The X-Files” and almost any other procedural with male/female partners. Won’t someone please put together two gay male partners who have a love/hate relationship?).

It’s a terrible show: Dull, trite, predictable and woefully melodramatic. The dialogue might provoke in you a desire to chew your own ears off. In other words, it’s an almost guaranteed hit. Congratulations, ABC. You’ve mastered the art of generic.










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Comments

Jesus God. I saw a promo for this and almost hurled, not completely unexpected, but this:

KIMA?? MF-ING KIMA??

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Posted by: anon33 at March 30, 2011 3:36 PM

I got fired for subordination once. I was working as a dominatrix at the time.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at March 30, 2011 3:37 PM

I swear the only reason I DVR'd it is because the daughter of some friends of ours is in this episode. Good to know I can cancel the "record series" after this.

Posted by: Mrs Smith at March 30, 2011 3:38 PM

Yes, but this show features a hot older woman as the lead and none of your other fancy-pants shows can say that. A-HA.

@Mrs. Julien: *rimshot*

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at March 30, 2011 3:42 PM

blah blah blah.

that guy is hot.

Posted by: shawnp at March 30, 2011 3:44 PM

Hopefully this show lasts at least a few episodes. One of my best friends is a medical examiner and I have just started in on the Dana Delaney/"Body of Proof" jokes. This show could be a gold mine for me.

Posted by: Forbiddendonut at March 30, 2011 3:50 PM

I've always thought Dana Delaney was smokin' hot and bangable. As a pre-Internet Heterosexual™, it's fairly rare for me to feel that way. She really should feel honoured.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at March 30, 2011 3:54 PM

You keep inferring that Body of Proof is Just House except the "patient" is already. Nothing could be further from the truth! Want proof? In the very first episode, it was already lupus!

Posted by: EJ at March 30, 2011 4:07 PM

Goddamit two mistakes in that above post. Why can't I edit or delete shit!!!

Posted by: EJ at March 30, 2011 4:09 PM

"Won’t someone please put together two gay male partners who have a love/hate relationship?"

House/Wilson?

Posted by: Craigilicious at March 30, 2011 4:37 PM

Jill Hennessy.
Crossing Jordan.
Seen it.

Posted by: PaddyDog at March 30, 2011 5:09 PM

Medical examiners have partners?

Posted by: Todd at March 30, 2011 5:29 PM

Surely she couldn't be fired for subordination?!

That's a tough to keep, if that's the case!

Posted by: MurderBot at March 30, 2011 5:34 PM

So no chance of Dana Delany and Jerry Ryan aardvarking then?

Pass.

@Mrs. Julien: slow clap + heartfelt nod of approval.

Posted by: Groundloop at March 30, 2011 5:36 PM

I just saw the pilot of Body of Proof and believe
the hypercritical review is more than a tad over
the top. Dana Delaney does an excellent job and
is much more viewable than the likes of the lead
doctor in house. The show also tempers her prowess
as a former neurosurgeon with the poignancy of lost
family time and the need to try and recapture lost
time with her estranged daughter. Hope ABC continues
with this series...my friends and I will be eager
to watch...Alex99

Posted by: alex99 at March 30, 2011 6:25 PM

@Craigilicious

Hey! I don't know what the hell you're talking about! That's already been covered by Sherlock Holmes and Dr. John Watson.

Posted by: Ellie at March 30, 2011 8:54 PM

Yeah, this show sounds skippable... whoa, wait... Kima's in it? Looks like I'll be setting the DVR

Posted by: kreads at March 30, 2011 10:16 PM

I couldn't get past Dana's strangely swollen face. Lay off the restylane, please! Is Connie Britton the only actress out there over forty without crap in her face? She's got more class in one crow's foot than all these botoxed women.

Posted by: RedDirtGirl at March 30, 2011 11:29 PM

Alex99, I'm gonna have to side with Dustin on this one. Ridiculously derivative, poorly written, and with a howling error at the core of the plot. While taking erithromycin instead of amoxicillin does suggest a penicillin allergy, not all penicillin allergies are life threatening--my daughter is allergic, and she just gets a slight rash. (an easy fix would have been to give her a medic-alert bracelet).

Pilots are often pretty creaky though, so I may give it a few more episodes, for no other reason that Delany and Ryan are hot.

I'm shallow; sue me.

Posted by: jthomas666 at March 31, 2011 9:45 AM

Dana Delaney was smoking hot, but isn't anymore. I started having lusty thoughts of her when she was in Magnum PI, then China Beach in the late '80's, and even recently, while channel surfing, I stopped at Desperate Housewives and watched it because there she was again. Looking lovely.

Can't watch her anymore though and it has nothing to do with her age. Her face became puffy with chemicals rather than sexy with lines. Just saying.

Posted by: grinningdog at March 31, 2011 10:27 AM

It sounds like a rip off of "Crossing Jordan". but i think that show had better writing.

Posted by: Cyk101 at March 31, 2011 12:08 PM

I've always thought that Dana Delaney was smoking hot, but as an actress, she has zero charisma.

Posted by: jimbob at March 31, 2011 12:33 PM

Delany is watchable but not believable
the show lacks suspense. Perry Mason = suspense
this is: "I love you = pass the bloody fries"
I won't waste my time watching this unless

they fill the hour with Ryan and Delany working together.

Posted by: anne at March 31, 2011 1:47 PM