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You're On the Wrong Path, Brother

By Melissa McKimmey | Posted Under TV Reviews | Comments (9)



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True story, I watch “Big Love” at my parents house because I’m too cheap to pay for movie channels. My mom DVR’s it in case I can’t make it on Sunday, but if I don’t, first thing the next morning I hear “Oh, it was SO good! But I won’t tell you what happened! Oh, you are going to love it! I’m not going to tell you, though. Man, Bill was so- nevermind, I’m not telling you.” She’s totally hooked. I got her into “Dexter” this season and I’m pretty proud of that one as well.

So let’s get on with it, shall we? This week’s episode is “Sins of the Father.” Subtle, guys. This week the A plot is the convention, B plot is the casino. Everything is really tied together and emotional this week. Also, no Alby in this episode. Boo.

A Plot: Bill’s senate bid. Margie and Nicki get chatty over gift bags for the campaign. I would love to know what they have in them. Nicki’s digging for gossip about Margie and Bill and dropping tidbits about how she and Bill are perusing a baby and she’s “actively participating.” Uh, thanks for the visual, Nicki.

Marilyn Densham is in Utah and is aggressively pursuing Bill to let her represent the casino’s interests in DC. Bill blows her off and then hangs up on her. Bill is a moron. If she’s the one who got Paley to listen to you, maybe you should be a little grateful, Bill? I think he A) doesn’t like a more powerful woman than him and B) figures he got what he wanted, now he doesn’t have to be nice. And he’s supposed to be a politician?

Margie confronts Bill. She’s read scripture, prayed, reflected and now Bill needs to forgive her. He’s ignoring her and they haven’t had sex in a week! Margie has needs, people! Barb comes in and she’s supportive of Margie and tells her she’ll talk to Bill.

Bill and Barb are having a home teaching session. Wow, that brings back memories! OK, it doesn’t I never had a home teacher, but my in-laws do. By the way, home teaching is when members of the church that come over and talk about scripture and help you with any personal problems using a religious slant. Barb decides to put Bill on the spot and describes his problem with Nicki as though it were her. The home teachers don’t get a word in, because Bill adds details to Barbs account that she doesn’t know, like the fact that the kiss was no accident. It’s funny, until you realize how pissed Barb is going to be.

Nicki’s still Bill’s spy in the Colburn campaign. She overhears that Colburn and Paley are in a spat, so she gives Bill a heads-up to get Paley to his side. Bill calls Nicki a good girl. Ew. I hate when Bill does that. It’s so patronizing and it’s a throwback to how Roman treated women.

The family throws a Ronald Regan dance party. No, I’m not kidding. And it looks like it’s at a school? Can you do that? Aren’t schools non-political zones? Congressman Paley shows up at Bill’s shindig and he’s on team Bill. Bill and Barb dance. He looks thrilled, she looks depressed. It’s fitting.

Turns out Ben’s been shacking up with Sarah and ignoring the ‘rents. Margie tried to get him to talk to his dad.

After the dance party, Bill’s watching TV and sees a report about one of the polygamist Lost Boys being killed in a robbery. He calls Ben, who doesn’t answer. Nicki shows and they have a conversation about how it hurts her feelings that Bill makes her do the morally ambiguous stuff. And she’s sad because she’s not knocked up. Man, these people are so fucked up. She thinks the only way to make it right with Bill is to have another kid? Where are the damn kids she has now? We haven’t seen them for weeks! And when the whole family is at all of these events, who is watching the babies? Is Bill paying for a baby-sitter/fourth wife?

Convention. It seems to be at the school the dance party was at? Weird. The whole family is there, including Ben and Joey. And is it just me, or is Joey easily the most attractive person in this family? Margie’s got a table set up with her jewelry, which pisses Bill off and makes me happy. She will not be ignored! I’m torn here. On the one hand, I love Margie and these people need to talk and work things out. On the other hand, she kissed his son. On the third hand, that’s not even close to the crappy things Bill has done. It’s a draw.

Barb gets wind of the exile from Ben. She is PISSED. Bill and Ben talk at one another and Ben wants an apology. Bill doesn’t know what for, which, right there explains Bill. Of course he doesn’t know what to apologize for, that would mean he makes mistakes and considers the ramifications of his actions on others. Right after this scene, Bill treats Marilyn like crap, again. I hope she makes him cry.

The three wives are at Margie’s jewelry table and Barb attacks Margie, calls her a flirt (oh, she means whore) and a floozy like her mother. Oh, that’s low, bringing up the dead mom. Margie tells Barb to F-off. (Just like that.) It’s awesome, the look on Barb and Nicki’s faces is pure shock. And then Barb kicks the leg out from under Margie’s table and storms off. Bitch. Congressman Paley kindly helps her pick her stuff up.

Barb runs off to freak out at Bill, who tells her to get a hold of her emotions. Yeah, she’s just a little ole’ hysterical woman, right Bill? Ass.

Ben gives Lois the scoop about the exile while hitting her up for cash. Lois is pissed. (It seems to be a theme this week.) This can’t end well. Ben and Cara Lynn have 30 seconds together where they act like normal, nice people, which makes me suspect the show is setting up a potential romance. Don’t go there, show.

Convention, still. They are voting as Bill sits in the car and waits. Joey is there. And my notes say ‘Joey is handsome.’ I have good focus. Ted (Bill’s ass of a brother-in-law) comes out to give Bill the scoop that they have to have a debate and a run-off vote the next day. Oh, good. I was hoping they would stretch this out. Why is Ted there? He and Cindy got Barb kicked out of the church. Ted and Cindy probably like being close to what they perceive to be power, but why would Barb and Bill invite them. They must have some clout. I really don’t care as much as it sounds.

Convention, day two. Bill’s mug shot from when he was a Lost Boy and got arrested is everywhere. There is general freaking out and Bill sends for Ben. Bill and Barb managed to keep Bill’s past a secret from the kids. I’m surprised, but I’m not sure why.

Bill finds Margie and apologizes to her. I am shocked. It seems sincere and like he’s learned something, as he tells her that he needs to hold himself to the same standards he holds his family to. Well, yeah. Nice speech, but until you make things right with Don, I’m not on board.

Debate. Colburn is calling for extreme prosecution of these Lost Boys, obviously because he wants to bring up Bill’s past. Bill gives another good speech about love and dignity. The boys aren’t lost, they are thrown away. Eh.

Waiting for results. Bill gets the call that he won. No one, even Bill, looks happy. Marilyn calls Bill, congratulates him and then drops the bomb that she talked to Jerry (remember him?) and Jerry spilled that Bill told him that Marilyn was a liar and shady. Way to go, Bill. Seriously, he is the worst politician EVER. And he’s in Utah, it’s not that hard to be better than what we’ve got.

B Plot. The casino. Marilyn gets Bill to give her an invite to the casino. She’s got it planned for that day and that Congressman Paley is coming, as he loves to gamble (ha!). Bill thinks Marilyn is trying to bring him down, she and I think Bill’s doing it well enough on his own. Have I mentioned how awesome Sissy Spacek is in the role? Because she is. Hysterically, Margie is in the car with Paley. Bill’s shocked face makes it all worth it. Joey’s there too and Marilyn tells him she wants to hear all about the Superbowl. It’s cute. And Daphne/Nicki is driving. Awkward.

JoDean, Frank and Lois decide to visit the casino. Awesome. Bill spots them and I swear he is going to have an aneurysm right there. No dice, so he and Barb go to try and herd them out before there is a problem.

JoDean and Joey meet at the bar and have a nice chat about how great it is that Roman is dead.

Frank sees Joey, attacks him for talking to his wife and Bill hauls them all outside. Bill chokes Frank and Lois freaks. Lois, you’ve held a gun to his head, tried to suffocate him and threatened to kill him repeatedly. Bill’s just doing you a solid. Lois yells at Bill about how he doesn’t deserve Ben (true). Joey want to know what’s going on, Bill tells him the scoop and Joey freaks. He yells about how it destroyed them to be cast out and that Bill “is on the wrong path, brother!”

Side plots: Barb and Tommy wind up chatting and getting sweaty in his sweat lodge. I think they are supposed to be setting up a romance thing, but I’m not buying it. Barb and Bill seem to be doing better than the other relationships.

Bill goes to the morgue where the Lost Boy from the news report is and pays to have him buried. Which is nice and all, but maybe you would work on your family issues a little more rather than try to use cash to make yourself feel better.

This episode was complex and really involved everyone. There was a lot of yelling. I’m hoping Bill has come back to his senses, but I really don’t think things are going to go well for him. What did you guys think?

Melissa McKimmey is a mom, wife and grocery merchandiser who spends too much time on the internet and has a Chai tea addiction. She spends most of her time on the internet as TWoP Fan and can be emailed at here.









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Comments

I think Bill is trying to step back from the brink -- but it's a long brink, or a deep one, or something. He's dug himself a hell of a brink, is what I'm trying to say. Yes, that's quite it.

Two things I thought were awesome that you thought were meh -- Barb kicking out the table leg made me laugh. And Bill walking off the stage after his Lost Boy speech was a great power play. It was like the Seinfeld episode where George learned how to impress people by getting off one good line, then leaving the room. Only less funny.

And sorry, but the visual of Bill and Nicky "perusing a baby" made me chuckle. ;)

Posted by: sansho1 at February 11, 2010 1:09 PM

I think Bill did well walking off the stage at that point, because, really, you can't follow that up. I was pretty skeptical that he's going to pull it together, but he just might.

And I forgot to mention that no one said a word about Don. I really hope that Bill remembers that he screwed up Don's life but good and does something. I don't know how they hell he can fix it, though.

It was kind of funny when Barb kicked the table, mostly because it was nice to see some emotion from Barb that wasn't frustrated sad-face at Bill. Bust she was still being a bitch. (Not that I really blame her.)

Posted by: TWoP_Fan at February 11, 2010 1:21 PM

I don't think that they are necessarily setting up Barb for a romance with Tommy, I think that he is perhaps going to teach her how to get in touch with her "spirit" or feelings or whatever through the sweatlodge type stuff. I think that it may lead her to question her choices and the way that she lets Bill treat her.

Who knows though, they may take it in that direction.

Posted by: Alli at February 11, 2010 3:57 PM

Yes, they are totally setting Barb up to learn valuable life lessons from the wise native peoples who are close to the earth and their spirits blah blah freakin blah. What a cliché. On the other hand, I have always wanted to go to a sweat lodge, but never got the chance.

I did not think Bill did well by walking off the stage because, well... he was at a debate. Isn't he supposed to give the guy a chance to rebut?

Bill is clearly threatened by Marilyn and that's why he's being such a dick.

I don't know, I think a romance between Ben and Cara Lynn might be sweet, but only if she can rip herself away from her creepy father. The last thing Ben wants to do is get on JJ's bad side. Remember, we still don't know what that precious thing of Wanda's is that he claims to have.

Barb and Nicki's faces after being told to F-off: CLASSIC.

Posted by: J. K. Barlow at February 11, 2010 4:52 PM

Seeing as how his opponent's campaign was presumably responsible for the flyers, I thought it was a measured and effective response. And hey, the dude was free to rebut to his heart's content!

Posted by: sansho1 at February 11, 2010 6:53 PM

I've been saying this since he was introduced... Adam Beach (Tommy) was cast with the intention of him being someone's love interest. He's way too damn hot to be wasted in a role where he just sits in his office and yells at Barb occasionally. That being said, I don't like him with Barb. That's too cliche -- we fight all the time at work, but secretly, we want to DO IT.

I'm not sure who he could be with because all the women are married to Bill, but I pray that he'll get naked and the show will finally have some hot sex again (yes, a couple of The Pax's sex scenes have been hot).

Posted by: Melissa at February 11, 2010 9:04 PM

"The Pax" ! LOL! I was surprised at how much I missed that ol' creepy bastard, Alby. Hopefully he won't be left out of any more episodes this season.

Posted by: Annie at February 11, 2010 10:41 PM

I probably woke my neighbors up with the shriek I let out when Alby said he made dinner while he waited. WOW. That creepy bastard is becoming essential viewing.

The Pax has been awesome this season. Bill... not so much.

Posted by: Melissa at February 12, 2010 12:19 AM

Bill is DEFINITELY threatened by Marilyn. Remember back in the episode where they met and he assumed she was the secretary? He was talking about it afterward with Lawrence O'Donnell and he said "oh she's just some kind of man-hater." Yep that's right, the oldest feminist straw man in the world. In this episode, he told her to "shoo, scat." Like a stray dog. I really think that, from his own family to the compound to the rest of Utah, Bill has probably never met a confident woman who is complete in herself, successful, powerful in her own right, and sufficiently free of patriarchal thinking so that she feels no guilt or shame about wielding that power. Won't it be great when his political career is brought down... BY A LADY!!!111one!

BTW: this season *is* setting the family up for a fall. Note the new credits sequence. We went from a fantasy of Mormon heaven, where we all meet up in the afterlife as a happy family, kings and queens of the universe, to falling through some sorta dark limbo. Literally a fall from grace.

Posted by: madavis4 at February 12, 2010 1:32 PM


















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