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'True Dodgetective': The Worst 'True Detective' Season 2 Quotes Mashed-Up with Frames from 'Dodgeball'

By Mikala Jamison | True Detective | August 6, 2015 | Comments ()

By Mikala Jamison | True Detective | August 6, 2015 |


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I don’t know about you, but every time Vince Vaughn utters another groanworthy, “serious actor” line in this season of True Detective, all I can think of are his wildly contrasting, goofball beginnings — the first movie I saw him in was Dodgeball.

What started as an experiment in matching up the best (worst?) Frank Semyon True Detective Season 2 quotes with their most fitting Peter La Fleur screenshots turned into the delicious realization that many quotes, from many TD characters, totally work.

What’s that say about True Detective?

Whatever the case, please enjoy, and see if you can remember who said each of these:

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And while this isn’t a TD quote, just imagine Peter shouting it at Frank …

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Too cruel?

Mikala Jamison is the arts editor at Philadelphia City Paper. You can find her on Twitter, or read more of her work here.


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