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Guess What I'll Never Get Tired of? Zombies!

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trailers | Comments (55)

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Oh my sweet goddamn Lord! The trailer for Zombieland is just begging for a MOTHERFUCKER! I want to be inside this movie. I want to take it to the prom and feel it up in the back of a Volkswagen. I want to hold it and squeeze and call it George. And then I want it to eat my face off.

I can watch this trailer for infinity. If there is a heaven, this trailer is on a loop. It’s got everything, people. And by everything I mean: Zombie brides; zombie football players; zombies crawling under stalls; bad-ass Woody Harrelson zombie killer (oh, Mickey Knox, I missed you); zombie kills of the week, and a motherfucking piano falling on a motherfucking zombie.

Oh God. I think I might be crying a little. Jesus: My nose is bleeding. It’s just like the first time I had sex!







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Comments

Wow, two movies in one day I actually want to see. Is this Christmas?

(Also, man this looks like Shaun of the Dead crossed with that coming-of-age amusement park movie from earlier this year. And I mean that in the best of all possible ways.)

Posted by: twig at June 19, 2009 11:01 AM

I HATE THAT I CAN'T WATCH THIS AT WORK!!! DAMNED GOVERNMENT CONSPIRACY FROM KEEPING THEIR EMPLOYEES FROM ENJOYING WHOLESOME ENTERTAINMENT WHILE ON THE JOB!!!!!!!!!!

Wait, Woody is pulling a Mickey? Frickin' sweet!

I MUST SEE NOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW!

Posted by: dammitjanet at June 19, 2009 11:01 AM

Is that poor boy ever going to be in a movie without "land" in the title? Or a theme park, for that matter?

Posted by: Kate at June 19, 2009 11:01 AM

I really hope this movie is a guy because I want to have my first homersexual experience with it. Goodbye butt-cherry!

Posted by: admin at June 19, 2009 11:02 AM

Someone needs to tell me a new word for awesome so that I may properly explain how incredible that was.

And pleasepleaseplease tell me he has a 3 on the side of his car (cars?) in homage to NASCAR. It would be so trashtastic.

Rowles, George is 16. How dare you.

Posted by: Kayanne at June 19, 2009 11:03 AM

TO DO LIST FOR WEEKEND

1. Invent time travel so I can go to October and see this NOW!

2. Ummm ....

Posted by: , (the commenter formerly known as bucdaddy) at June 19, 2009 11:03 AM

There is a God. And he's got a boner for zombies...

Posted by: Skitz at June 19, 2009 11:03 AM

I have to admit something. I was staring at the "Make it or Break It" add the whole time. Was the trailer any good?

Posted by: logar at June 19, 2009 11:04 AM

Now THAT'S how you match a song with a movie! This looks like the Cohen Brothers knocked up Sam Raimi behind a movie theater playing Shawn of the Dead. Color me excited!

Posted by: Kballs at June 19, 2009 11:04 AM

You know, I used to think that a world full of zombies would be horrible.

BUT DAMN THAT LOOKS LIKE SO MUCH FREAKIN' FUN! Forget the movie, how do we go about making this happen FOR REAL? Living it up in dead people's mansions, no more jobs or long commutes or long lines at the amusement park, just lots of shooting and killing and mass destruction without the guilt.

God, now I wanna fight zombies SO BAD.

Posted by: DeadBessie at June 19, 2009 11:05 AM

The movie looks awesome, but I cannot hear that song without thinking of Lane Mayer and dancing hamburgers. Yes, I am a child of the eighties.

Posted by: Forrest at June 19, 2009 11:13 AM

You remember, in the Zombieland trailer, where the woman is running in slo-mo with a strawberry milkshake in her hand? That was awesome.

I really hope this movie is a guy because I want to have my first homersexual experience with it.

There's always zombie trailer pegging.

Posted by: branded at June 19, 2009 11:23 AM

I have to wait all the way 'til October for this?! Dammit! No! That's not fair!

Also:
1) Kate, I thought the exact same thing!
2) Kayanne, are you insinuating that Dustin is raping George? With his mouth?

Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at June 19, 2009 11:28 AM

Oh, also, was that Abigail Breslin? And little girl zombies! I want to fuck this movie. Seriously. No making out, no foreplay, just walk up, grab it by the tits, and start banging.

Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at June 19, 2009 11:31 AM

Thank you, sweet Zombie Jesus!

Posted by: Snath at June 19, 2009 11:33 AM

Thank you. That was...sniff...that was...sob...that was BEAUTIFUL, maaaaaaaaaaaan!!!

It's nice to FINALLY have a horror flick I can look forward to this Halloween season.

Posted by: David at June 19, 2009 11:34 AM

AvB, why do you think I'm standing outside Pajiba studio with a sign asking the execs to fire Dustin right now?

Do you know what schmuck means?

Posted by: Kayanne at June 19, 2009 11:36 AM

I'm usually not a zombie movie person, but that trailer was damn fun. I'd actually watch that movie.

Posted by: BWeaves at June 19, 2009 11:37 AM

Ahhh memories.
http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/event.php?eid=153611575074

I was about to declare a time out on the zombie revival after Pride Prejudice And Zombies (too much of a good thing and all that) but might be forced to hold off until after this one. Weeeeeee!

Posted by: RandyPanTheGoatboy at June 19, 2009 11:46 AM

forgot to add: the piano sealed it for me.

Posted by: RandyPanTheGoatboy at June 19, 2009 11:48 AM

I was wondering when you were going to get around to posting this. Fan-damn-tastic.

Want some Purell?

Posted by: Louise at June 19, 2009 11:48 AM

"These fellas have really let themselves go."

According to IMDb, Bill Murray plays a zombie.

BILL FUCKING MURRAY AS A ZOMBIE!

Posted by: socalledonlycousins at June 19, 2009 11:55 AM

Aha, so this is the movie that made Woody punch out a paparazzi with the excuse he mistook the guy for a zombie?

Hey, honest mistake.

Posted by: Neodiogenes at June 19, 2009 12:09 PM

Another enjoyable horror movie! This is definitely a trend I can get behind. We need this.

Posted by: Sunsneezer at June 19, 2009 12:15 PM

I just came.

Posted by: Sean at June 19, 2009 12:16 PM

Fuckinggreatawesometerrificspectacular! So looking forward to this...Yay!

Posted by: Kelly Booth at June 19, 2009 12:28 PM

I want to roll it up into a little ball and shove it up my vagina.

Posted by: Rebecca at June 19, 2009 12:52 PM

I want to put babies inside this movie.

Posted by: Pancho Ramone at June 19, 2009 12:58 PM

Rebecca why in god's name would you shove a little ball up your vagina? That seems medically hazardous.

Posted by: Snath at June 19, 2009 12:58 PM

The movie looks awesome, but I cannot hear that song without thinking of Lane Mayer and dancing hamburgers. Yes, I am a child of the eighties.

Posted by: Forrest at June 19, 2009 11:13 AM

Holy shitake! I still can't watch it at work, but that imagine just made my day.

Posted by: dammitjanet at June 19, 2009 1:04 PM

Snath: What, you haven't heard of Ben-Wa balls?

Posted by: Rebecca at June 19, 2009 1:12 PM

Forrest, I thought the same thing.

Maybe the should make a zombie hamburger movie? Or would those technically be zombie cows?

Posted by: Kayanne at June 19, 2009 1:18 PM

Natural Born Zombie Killers!! I love it!
Speed up the zombies, make them badass, then slow down the frame speed. Brillia-fucking-nt!

Posted by: Odnon at June 19, 2009 1:45 PM

FINALLY FINALLY FINALLY! Another zombie comedy! an AWESOME zombie movie! A zombie movie where they actually say the word 'ZOMBIE'!

OHMYGOD IT TASTES LIKE FREEDOM!!!!

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: figgy at June 19, 2009 2:02 PM

"I really hope this movie is a guy because I want to have my first homersexual experience with it. Goodbye butt-cherry!Posted by: admin at June 19, 2009 11:02 AM"

It'd be Super in the Pooper!

Posted by: Odnon at June 19, 2009 2:02 PM

And pleasepleaseplease tell me he has a 3 on the side of his car (cars?) in homage to NASCAR. It would be so trashtastic.

DAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLEEEEEEE!

ahem. I'm drooling. CANNOT WAIT. Also, I may have to dress up a zombie when I go see this.

Posted by: s. pisaster at June 19, 2009 2:23 PM

This and Zombie Strippers on a double bill at the drive in. If only it starred Bill Murray instead of just had him as a zombie it would be better than Caddy Shack and Stripes put together. As it is it may acutally force me to like Woody Harrelson again.

Posted by: OscarTamerz at June 19, 2009 2:25 PM

If ever there was a reason to be upset about my wife's death, this is it. "You guys want some Purell?" Fucking epic.

Posted by: ahamos at June 19, 2009 4:32 PM

Oh, god, yeah... Pink sure would have loved this!

Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at June 19, 2009 5:56 PM

This isn't my birthday, but (watches Zombieland and Thirst trailers) it sure feels like my birthday..

Posted by: lordhelmet at June 19, 2009 6:00 PM

Sweet fancy Jesus that looks cool!

Posted by: Dano at June 19, 2009 6:30 PM

A proposal:

Upon the release of this movie, we shall have hundreds of Mini-Pajibacons. Pajibans world-wide shall connect with their local brethren and rock the ever-loving-undying shit out of the closest theater at hand.

What say you?

Posted by: admin at June 19, 2009 8:53 PM

*raises hand*

Aye! The both of us will!

*raises other hand*

Aye!

Posted by: , (the commenter formerly known as bucdaddy) at June 19, 2009 9:13 PM

Am I actually eager to see a Woody Harrelson movie? This looks awesome, I can't wait to see this movie, I hope it's half as good as it looks. We certainly need more zombie comedies

Posted by: Radlum at June 19, 2009 9:29 PM

I'm in, admin! Anything to see this flick AND keep the idiots who treat a movie theater like it's their living room away from Pajiba's collective movie-going experience.

Posted by: David at June 19, 2009 9:48 PM

admin, I'd say yes, but when this movie comes out I'll be in the veritable Pajiban wasteland of South Florida. I'll be a Pajibacon… of one. *deep sigh*

I saw this trailer last night and it was so amazing that I forgot to tip other people off to it. So now I'll tip you all off to that you can follow "zombieland" on Twitter, but so far it hasn't done much.

Posted by: Genny (actually Rusty now) at June 19, 2009 10:02 PM

Also, can someone explain to me in very small words why this movie is not showing in IMAX or 3-D? Does anyone want to go in on me with a letter writing campaign to get this to happen?

Posted by: Genny (actually Rusty now) at June 19, 2009 10:03 PM

Aye! Me and Helmet. Right? Am I right, Helmet?

And yes indeedy, Ms. Pink would be buying up all the local grocer's red food coloring RIGHT NOW. She always did dress up right.

Posted by: replica at June 19, 2009 10:05 PM

Very close, replica: she'd be planning out our Halloween costumes. I'd have to be Woody, and Alastair would be Jesse Eisenberg.

I think I could totally rock the hat. But the poor kid would have to grow into his father's unfortunate hair.

Posted by: ahamos at June 20, 2009 12:13 AM

Amendment:

In our AlabamaPink t-shirts! Huuurahhh!


Genny one Pajiban equals a thousand people, it'll be a helluva party.


Posted by: admin at June 20, 2009 1:41 AM

admin, I am willing to make the drive out to your fair berg to watch this MASTERPIECE. It would be a convergence of such awesomeness that central Canada would be blown apart.

Posted by: popejenn at June 20, 2009 4:12 AM

"What do you think? Zombie kill of the week?" Is now going to be my follow-up statement to any and every accomplishment that I might be even slightly proud of.

After making a sandwich, I'll turn to my roommate and say "What do you think? Zombie kill of the week?". After I park my car in a particularly smooth and efficient way I'll turn to whoever's in the passenger seat and say "What do you think? Zombie kill of the week?"

And after making sweet yet violent, tender yet passionate love to my girlfriend, I'll look deep into her eyes and say... "What do you think? Zombie kill of the week?"

Posted by: Daniel Hall at June 20, 2009 9:01 AM

Daniel, if she gives the appropriate response, you need to marry that girl.

Posted by: admin at June 20, 2009 2:46 PM

On it.

Posted by: Daniel Hall at June 20, 2009 5:40 PM

That trailer was fucking balls to the wall!

This movie better come out here in Israel or I will be fucking pissed!

Posted by: Arib at June 20, 2009 8:58 PM

















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