Zombieland Red Band Trailer

Sh*tkickin' Zombie Goodness

By TK | Posted Under Trailers | Comments (39)

Oh, Zombieland. I have such high hopes for your particular brand of zombified goofy-assed gory awesomeness.

Yes, we have a new (Red band! NSFW! Oh, don’t be such a wuss) trailer for Zombieland, starring Woody Harrelson, Amber Heard, Jesse Eisenberg and Emma Stone. And it looks, put simply, like the fucking balls. Woody Harrelson in full-on psychobilly mode — somewhere between his roles in No Country For Old Men and Natural Born Killers. Rockin’ out, cussin’, wearing fucking alligator skin. Jesse Eisenberg playing… um… Jesse Eisenberg.

Whatever. It makes me giggle with glee. It’s like a good shitkickin’ rock and roll record. It makes me want to bust shit up and cackle with glee while doing it. Sure, it’s directed by a guy who’s never directed a movie before, but I don’t freakin’ care. For now, I am more than willing to give it my full-on anticipatory hard-on.

Because… zombies, y’all. You know I likes me some zombies. Toss in some cute girls and Woody Harrelson driving over heads in a Humvee, smashing faces with a banjo, and just general mayhem? I. Am. SOLD.

Look upon it, and revel.

Yeah, that’s right. Eat that shit up.

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Oh mercy. Bring it on.

This and the "District 9" trailers should be marketed for "natural male enhancement."

Posted by: , (the commenter formerly known as bucdaddy) at August 6, 2009 11:36 AM

I think it is normal and rational to be aroused by this. In fact, coupled with the previous image of Monica Bellucci.....

I'll be in my bunk.

Posted by: badalamenti at August 6, 2009 11:36 AM

awesome

Posted by: "Luker" the barbarian at August 6, 2009 11:38 AM

Yes, please.

Posted by: jM at August 6, 2009 11:39 AM

That is the exact opposite of the Vampire trailer up earlier today.

Posted by: annoyingmouse at August 6, 2009 11:39 AM

Is it just me or is Jesse Eisenberg just Michael Cera 2.0?

Posted by: henchman for hire at August 6, 2009 11:50 AM

Fuckin YASS lads! Dullion! Looks pure heavy mad gallous, by the way!

That's Glaswegian for "I'm enthused".

Posted by: TSF at August 6, 2009 11:53 AM

That isn't Michael Cera? I can't keep these younguns straight.

Posted by: BWeaves at August 6, 2009 11:56 AM

I really like my SciFi and Horror with healthy dose of humor. Why can't the US make more stuff like this? The Brits do SciFi and Horror humor all the time.

Posted by: BWeaves at August 6, 2009 11:58 AM

I need this movie inside of me.

Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at August 6, 2009 11:58 AM

Henchman: I just made that exact same comment to a co-worker, not five minutes ago.

Posted by: TK at August 6, 2009 12:00 PM

Ever since seeing the original trailer for this movie, I have been clutching my wee genitals in zombie fan boy anticipation.
Crazy Woody is BACK, bitches!

Posted by: Spender at August 6, 2009 12:08 PM

I love that the funny videos merely make me smile while this one made me full-on witch cackle. Fabulous.

Posted by: Major Etiquette at August 6, 2009 12:10 PM

Oh Hells Yeah baby! I've been gone on holidays for more than a week, and the first thing I get to see on Pajiba after such an absence is Zombies? And Woody going ape-shit with shotguns? Shit son, that makes a boy wanna go Mickey and Mallory on someones pet zombie. This is just like Christmas, only better. And AvB, be careful, that much awesome might make you explode!

Posted by: Xtreme at August 6, 2009 12:12 PM

Yet Another Comic Con Panel that I attended.

I am so looking forward to this. From the couple of clips we were shown, the movie hits the right tone, and just gets inventive with the Zombie killing.

Anyone mistakenly play Dead Rising on the XBox? Well, this movie takes all the cool ideas (anything becomes a weapon), drops all the suck out of the game and throws it up on the big screen.

And Woody Harrelson redeems himself admirably.

Posted by: malikvlc at August 6, 2009 12:12 PM

That traler fucking violated me! It bent me over the couch, had it's way with my bitch ass, then slapped me and told me to stop crying.

Then it laughed at me when I asked for more.

Posted by: admin at August 6, 2009 12:30 PM

That traler fucking violated me! It bent me over the couch, had it's way with my bitch ass, then slapped me and told me to stop crying.
Then it laughed at me when I asked for more.
Posted by: admin at August 6, 2009 12:30 PM

Buddy, I don't know if you watch Hells Kitchen or not, but to quote a quote, I ain't no Bitch!

Posted by: Xtreme at August 6, 2009 12:52 PM

In a word, YES!

Posted by: tamatha at August 6, 2009 12:57 PM

Day = made

Thank you.

Posted by: Jerce at August 6, 2009 12:58 PM

Oh, just to be clear, that's YES this movie looks amazing and not YES, TK it's wrong that you are turned on by this trailer.

Posted by: tamatha at August 6, 2009 12:59 PM

I am not going to watch this trailer, though I'm happy you've made it available. I've seen the other one, and it's enough to convince me to see it.

Posted by: Kevin Longrie at August 6, 2009 1:01 PM

Do you people ever come out of your bunks? Y'all must have bedsores by now.

Posted by: Wednesday at August 6, 2009 1:02 PM

I have been sitting here for 20 minutes trying to perfectly express just how fucking excited I am for this.

There are no words.

However, one of my puppies just shit on the floor by my feet. I think he has perfectly encompassed my feelings right there.

Posted by: ashes at August 6, 2009 1:18 PM

Yeeeeeesssssssssssss.

Posted by: MelBivDevoe at August 6, 2009 1:24 PM

Do you people ever come out of your bunks? Y'all must have bedsores by now.

Posted by: Wednesday at August 6, 2009 1:02 PM
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As often as I'm in my bunk, that's not the part that gets sore.

And it's Thursday.

Posted by: , (the commenter formerly known as bucdaddy) at August 6, 2009 1:30 PM

ZOMBIE PAGEANT GIRLS. FUCK. YES.

I can't wait for this. Ooooh, maaaaan...

Posted by: figgy at August 6, 2009 1:38 PM

I'll take two.

Posted by: Mick J at August 6, 2009 2:14 PM

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Yes, yes, yes.

So, yeah. I want to see this.

Posted by: myysharona (formerly Sharon) at August 6, 2009 2:26 PM

Oooohhh....me likey!

Posted by: lilredtrixie at August 6, 2009 2:49 PM

Yummmmmmmmmmmm
That being said, I think my favorite part of that trailer was the suburban minivan driving housewife who took the dive through the windshield and faceplanted into the road.
This movie will one day be on my shelf right next to Shaun of the Dead...I can tell already.

Posted by: Deistbrawler at August 6, 2009 5:49 PM

Word.

Posted by: Grrravy at August 6, 2009 6:59 PM

Pre-pubescent girl zombies. My sweet bouncing baby buddha, YES.

And crazy ass Woody? I dig the hell out of that.

Posted by: redhead at August 6, 2009 7:59 PM

Natural Born (Zombie) Killers. Somebody get Woody some red-lensed sunglasses.

Posted by: branded at August 6, 2009 8:51 PM

Now that's the dog's bollocks!

Posted by: piedlourde at August 7, 2009 5:08 AM

Oooh, Jesse Eisenberg, I love that kid. He's the spitting image of my first boyfriend. Aww.

Posted by: piedlourde at August 7, 2009 5:13 AM

Fuck ON!!!!

Posted by: odnon at August 7, 2009 5:39 PM

Hm. Not much "Red Band" in that Red Band Trailer.

Posted by: Arthur Dent at August 7, 2009 9:06 PM

what are the tunes in the beginning? want them for my burial.

Posted by: slowfacts at August 8, 2009 12:03 AM

PUNCH THAT SHIT!!!!

Posted by: dammitjanet at August 11, 2009 9:52 AM

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