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"Magic, Motherf**cker"

By Steven Lloyd Wilson | Posted Under Trailers | Comments (32)



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There is a decided lack of fantasy movies. It’s odd really, there are piles of mediocre and low budget science fiction and horror so it’s not so much a question of the expense of effects. If aliens can invade on a dime and werewolves hunt on a nickel, there shouldn’t be any reason that good old fashioned swords and sorcery shouldn’t be made on equally slim budgets. Hell, one questions that it can even be a matter of tastes. Look around the book store and you’ll see thousand page fantasy novels on even shelf footing with space operas and vampires. And then there was that little Lord of the Rings thing that one or two people saw, so it’s not like there’s some lack of successful precedent inertia going on.

There are so few fantasy films to start with that it comes as no real surprise that you can count the number of decent and solidly R-rated fantasy films on the fingers of a quadruple amputee. That’s where Your Highness comes in.

It plays like a cross breeding of The Princess Bride and Army of Darkness. If they can find the right balance, it could be epic. And by epic, I mean that it will make $3 million at the box office and ten times that on DVD. If they can’t find the balance, it will be a mess of inconsistent tone and jokes that just fall flat, a disaster. And by disaster, I mean that it will make $3 million at the box office and $3 million on DVD.









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Comments

Oh dear. . .this is all I heard. DODGY ACCENT DODGY ACCENT DODGY ACCENT DODGY ACCENT DROPKICK MURPHYS.

Posted by: coveredinbees at November 17, 2010 10:12 AM

Considering how much I hate Pineapple Express, terrible accents and trailers, I'd say this has done well in giving me a favourable impression. I'll look out for it once it's available for download.

Posted by: zomgmouse at November 17, 2010 10:15 AM

Looked like Portman may have eaten a WHOLE cookie before she did this movie.

Posted by: logan at November 17, 2010 10:19 AM

This is exactly the sort of nonsense up with which I will most gleefully put.

Posted by: bostonadrianne at November 17, 2010 10:20 AM

well Raimi is set to make the World of Warcraft movie. now, whether he will actually get off his ass and do it remains to be seen

Posted by: Sinnh at November 17, 2010 10:21 AM

We have to enter our birth date to view the trailer? Fuck that.

Posted by: PaddyDog at November 17, 2010 10:22 AM

All I head was: masturbation joke, masturbation joke, masturbation joke, armor joke, masturbation joke, masturbation joke, masturbation joke, pot reference, masturbation joke.

Posted by: shanmarie at November 17, 2010 10:30 AM

This movie seems like something I've always wanted to see but never knew it.
Is it too late to cast Patton Oswalt as some kind of drunken raunchy dwarf? That needs to exist somewhere.

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at November 17, 2010 10:31 AM

That one scene is great if you're into twelve-year-old boys in thongs.

Posted by: sars at November 17, 2010 10:31 AM

Natalie Portman in a metal thong? I'm there. Throw in some Zoey Deschanel, and I'm SO there.

Posted by: chad at November 17, 2010 10:36 AM

I just checked IMDB and noticed Damian Lewis is in this.

I'm there.

Posted by: Watson at November 17, 2010 10:36 AM

...whether or not he's in a metal thong.

Posted by: Watson at November 17, 2010 10:38 AM

Welp that was fairly entertaining. I love it when they compress those movies into 3 minutes these days. So easy to digest!

Posted by: grace b at November 17, 2010 10:42 AM

Pan's Labyrinth and Re-Cycle say "hello." Those are both wonderful R-rated fantasy films.

English language R-rated fantasy of quality? Well that just doesn't exist yet.

Posted by: Robert at November 17, 2010 10:43 AM

ahhh, haute-immaturity. I'm there.

Posted by: Rest In Peace at November 17, 2010 10:51 AM

okay this is what the 8th post and no mention of Portman's metal thong?

Posted by: Mrcreosote at November 17, 2010 10:58 AM

Watson- I just saw the same thing. We can only hope he's in a metal thong too.

Posted by: chad at November 17, 2010 11:01 AM

Looked like Portman may have eaten a WHOLE cookie before she did this movie.

I think she was preparing for and/or filming "Black Swan" at the same time, so yeah, that would explain the excessive skinniness.

Posted by: Kballs at November 17, 2010 11:08 AM

This trailer just woke me up. Thank you Steven

Posted by: candy at November 17, 2010 11:09 AM

The part of my brain that adores fantasy-comedy (this trailer made me think of Willow and The Princess Bride and The Holy Grail and all manner of early childhood goodness) and Danny McBride's foul mouth is at war with the side of me that objects to 18th century powdered-wiggery in a medieval movie!

I guess what I'm saying is I'm an immature nerd? Which makes me the target audience for this movie, I suspect.

Posted by: AM at November 17, 2010 11:18 AM

when I see the phrase "decent and solidly R-rated fantasy", stoner screwball comedy wasn't what really came to mind

Tagline:

Ouch, [A Serpent Hath Bit] My Balls!

Posted by: idleprimate at November 17, 2010 1:46 PM

Looks like you'll have to enjoy this the same way you enjoyed "Pineapple Express": baked.

Posted by: Neodiogenes at November 17, 2010 2:04 PM

No.

Just no.

I adore the Portman and the Deschanel, but this is too stupid.

Posted by: FabMax at November 17, 2010 2:17 PM

Portman in a thong. Why would you think twice?

Posted by: sailboat at November 17, 2010 2:26 PM

...I don't think there's enough drugs in the WHOLE WORLD for this.

Posted by: lise at November 17, 2010 2:39 PM

Yes.

Absolutely yes.

I adore the Portman and the Deschanel and think Danny McBride can't not be funny, this is looks fantastic.

Posted by: FordbiddenDonut at November 17, 2010 2:52 PM

Hey, I saw The Giant's Causeway in among all that Carry on Questing mallarkey. Did they really send the actors over here to Norn Iron or just get some look-a-likes?

I was kind of disappointed when they didn't bother to show The Giant's Causeway in Hellboy 2 - after only making it an important part of the plot and the scene of the final act and everything - but hey, why come to Northern Ireland when you can just film an anonymous piece of coastline in Northern California, or somewhere.

Posted by: Ballymena Bob at November 17, 2010 3:33 PM

No joking right here...
That gave me a boner.

and only like 1/3 of it was from Natalie Portman's tiny little pale ass.

Posted by: Blank at November 17, 2010 4:42 PM

I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS. Although yeah, if it bombs, it will bomb HARD.

Posted by: kitkat at November 17, 2010 7:40 PM

Yes, but what if he buttfucked her?

Posted by: chayes at November 18, 2010 12:23 AM

I Can't make the friggin thing work! I'm 44! Help plz?

Posted by: Lulu at November 18, 2010 10:48 PM

Oh, man, just watched this. There are definitely enough drugs in the world to love this movie. Definitely. Trust me.

@Lulu: I'm 28! I don't know, either!

Posted by: RobP at November 19, 2010 7:49 PM