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You Did a Bad, Bad Thing

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trailers | Comments (19)



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What the hell else is there to say about the documentaries centered on the financial scandals that have basically ruined our economy? How much hand-wringing and teeth gnashing can do do? Two or three hundred middle-aged white dudes — they all look the same; I can’t tell them apart — made a huge fucking fortune, and now ten percent of the American workforce is out of a job and Billy Sue’s house lost half its value. You’d think the corporate execs would show a shred of remorse, but these fuckers are soulless. Soulless, ass-raping corporate monsters. I can’t even watch the trailers for these docs without working up a healthy dose of rage. Smug, entitled assholes. I just want to rip their goddamn heads off, crap in their eye-holes, and smear their neck stumps on each other.

Here’s the trailer for Inside Job. Bonus: Matt Damon narrates the doc.









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Ha, Do Do.

Posted by: pastor of muppets at August 24, 2010 6:42 PM

1. My name is not Billy Sue.

2. I would rather watch Matt Damon go all Jason Bourne with a rolled up magazine or a hand towel on these guys than listen to him narrate the documentary.

Posted by: Forbiddendonut at August 24, 2010 6:47 PM

And, unfortunately, your new government hasn't really done anything to prevent it from happening all over again.

Posted by: admin at August 24, 2010 7:06 PM

and as long as American democracy is shoehorned into a farcical 2 party system it shall never fix any of its institutional problems

its like all of American politics is a false dichotomy
which is bloody sad when you think about it

Posted by: PyD at August 24, 2010 7:17 PM

You can't really rag on the Wall Street assholes too much for my liking, but this - "Billy Sue’s house lost half its value" - is problematic.

"Value" is relative. Part of the reason we got the housing clusterfuck is because home buyers were encouraged (and I'm guessing lots of them didn't need much encouragement) to borrow a shitload of money to buy houses they probably weren't going to be able to pay for even if the economy hadn't gone tits up (or they borrowed money against their house to make improvements, which they were probably told would have big-time ROI).

The value of housing was not going to go up forever. It was up so fucking high in some areas, it really had no direction to go but down.

Just sayin'. Housing was overpriced. That the "value" of overpriced houses fell is not a tragedy. Esp. when a lot of those houses were "investment properties" bought by house flippers and other idiots looking for easy money.

Right now (as always) your house is worth as much as someone else is willing to pay for it. If that number isn't as much as the amount you paid for it, that's called a market. It's how markets work. I don't want anyone to be homeless, and I do feel some sympathy for people who paid a ton of money for a house during the height of the boom because they were in an overheated area and had no choice and now owe more than it's worth through no fault of their own, but many home buyers (and sellers) were just greedy. A lot of Baby Boomers thought they'd cash in their houses for a ton of money, like a lottery ticket, and then retire in luxury. It's hard for me to feel bad that that isn't how it's working out.

A house is a place to live. Seeing it as an investment that should pay off like a stock or bond is part of the problem. And admin is right. Our govt. hasn't done much to prevent the next meltdown.

Posted by: Slash at August 24, 2010 8:19 PM

I completely agree with your rage, but I'll watch anything that Matt Damon is attached too. lol Also, Loved the ending before they ruined it with that second ending after the credits.

Posted by: Theseus at August 24, 2010 8:41 PM

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Posted by: Theseus at August 24, 2010 8:42 PM

Yes, I will probably watch this movie.

Yes, I will probably be violently enraged for 72 hours. Don't cut me off on the road, kay? thanks.

Posted by: soto at August 24, 2010 9:47 PM

One thing I don't get: If your house is now worth less than what you owe on it, wouldn't it make sense to hang on to it and keep making the payments until the market rebounds? Isn't it like buying a stock a $30/share and then it slips to $25? Wouldn't it make sense for you to hang in there and see if it goes to $35?

Posted by: bucdaddy at August 25, 2010 1:15 AM

Yeah, lets pick out a few guys to blame for everything. That always makes us feel better. The economi always goes up and down, but for some reason once its gone up for 5-6 years people start thinking it will be that way forever. People are morons

Posted by: Silchas Ruin at August 25, 2010 2:58 AM

"Pick on" them? These are people who made shit up, who didn't even understand what they were selling.

I don't believe the problem is related to the two-party system as much as it is to the hysterical belief that the free market can solve any problem. The free market doesn't look past its own nose. It's short-sighted thinking at its finest.

Nobody thought the market would go up forever. Nobody with a brain, anyway. What we didn't expect was that the guys at the top would steer the financial vehicles over the guard rails AND walk away much, much richer for it.

Posted by: Wednesday at August 25, 2010 7:00 AM

Anybody interested in documentaries on this stuff should go to the Frontline site, it's all there for free.

The big disconnection that's always bothered me is that these Execs get paid to run the companies, but the objective is to create shareholder value. Except they get paid exorbitant sums of money even when they DON'T create new shareholder value. Even when they do the opposite: tank the global economy.

Posted by: the new transported man at August 25, 2010 8:09 AM

a farcical 2 party system
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Absolutely right! Supreme executive power should not derive from a mandate from the masses. We should instead choose our leaders by some farcical aquatic ceremony. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords IS a basis for a system of government!

At least that's how it works at my house ...

Posted by: , at August 25, 2010 9:44 AM

Michael Lewis ("Liar's Poker") has a couple books out deconstructing the mess.

"The Big Short" talks about the guys you've never heard of who made a pile betting against the bubble (when the tools were pumping it up.) He weaves a story, somehow, from each group's big ah-ha when the players are almost never in the same room. This one is odd. You end up rooting for them, guys (& one well-known-ish woman) who saw the craziness before it collapsed and none of the name-brand money herders would give them the time of day.

The other book, Panic, talks about collapses more generally.

Posted by: BierceAmbrose at August 25, 2010 10:27 AM

What the new transported man said, Frontline covered this pretty well. NPR also did something similar, I think it's titled "Big Pile of Money" or something like that (yes, really).

Posted by: Slash at August 25, 2010 11:02 AM

Posted by: Slash at August 25, 2010 11:08 AM

Someone sit on me before I get up and try to FIND the kind of assholes who actually DEFEND this fucking bullshit. "...pick on a few guyas..."

Lemme guess, asshole, you work in the money industry?

Motherfucking cocksucking fuck.

A few guys. Right. Go down to Wall Street on a weekday, sit down on the sidewalk at 5 am and start trying to COUNT the assholes in two thousand dollar suits who walk into those buildings.

And those are just the ones who actually walk into the front door, who arent DRIVEN in through the basement by their fucking limos.

Jesus fucking christ.

Posted by: Maryscott O'Connor at August 25, 2010 12:27 PM

yeah, Frontline's "The Warning" was really excellent, and shows how small one honest person is against the dishonest many.


i used to get really angry about this kind of stuff, but getting angry is pretty futile unless you get rid of your bank, stop using credit cards, cancel any investments, put your 401K in a box under your bed, etc. it shouldn't really still surprise people that other people can do awful things, should it? what should be surprising is how unwilling the rest of us are to punish those responsible, IMO.

Posted by: kristin at August 25, 2010 1:51 PM

Maryscott,

I missed your venomous ass, baby! Where ya been?

Posted by: , at August 26, 2010 1:05 AM