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You Can't Just Say P*ssy?

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This one is bad.

Impressively bad.

There’s a lot to take in so I’m going to do my best to dissect this owl turd.

The first scene gives us Michael Clarke Duncan introducing The Hamster Dance. They must’ve desecrated the grave of Geocities in order to unearth that ancient relic.
Perhaps they uncovered some treasure to help the budget of this film too. The CGI doesn’t look that bad. The dogs still look like dogs. It’s almost like Babe, without the charm. It actually looks better than Marmaduke until the titular Kitty Galore arrives and shimmies her way out of a Cocker Spaniel suit.

That cat looks plastic. She looks like she could be battling The Doctor next Saturday. We get the voice of Neil Patrick Harris, oddly enough. Guess he needs a paycheck as much as anyone.

Katt Williams as a pigeon? Why not.

“I’m too old for this poop.” Bludgeon my face in.

Awww look at the lil’ kitties. And one of them is chained down like Mr. Hyde in The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. There must be something wrong if I’m making that reference. Kill me.

And of course there’s a Hannibal Lecter cat. Put me to sleep with your kind boot?

And Jack McBrayer. Of course. As if they knew I loved him and they had to twist the knife.

Does it bother anyone that kids can’t hear the word pussy anymore? It still means cat when old people say it. And Arrested Development tells us that it just means a sensitive guy in England, right?

It’s all about the context. Unless Cheech Marin is saying it. The way he says it will always sound filthy.

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Comments

You do recognize the irony of making fun of the trailer for not saying "pussy" when you've REDACTED the vowel in your own headline, right?

Posted by: Craig at May 20, 2010 6:12 PM

Cats and dogs, living together.

Aunt Clara had for years labored under the delusion that I was not only perpetually 4 years old, but also a girl.

"He looks like a deranged Easter Bunny."
"He does not!"
"He does too, he looks like a pink nightmare!"

Posted by: BWeaves at May 20, 2010 6:16 PM

Cats and dogs living together is one of the signs of the apocalypse.

According to Ray Stantz.

Posted by: superasente at May 20, 2010 6:36 PM

What would the Year in Hollywood be without at least half a dozen turdburgers like this travesty?

Posted by: The Wanderer at May 20, 2010 6:41 PM

Well, the first one sucked far less than I thought that it would. And then: Shirley Bassey on the soundtrack, and then Cats in Spacesuits.

So - we'll see.
~

Posted by: Meander at May 20, 2010 7:38 PM

I thought it was supposed to be the third movie where the enemies team up? Or is there something I'm missing.

Posted by: Chugga at May 20, 2010 7:45 PM

Totally lame, totally lame, tota...Kittens!

Posted by: Alarmjaguar at May 20, 2010 9:08 PM

I'm pretty sure this qualifies as cruelty to animals. Someone call PETA.

Posted by: stardust at May 20, 2010 9:37 PM

I think I saw a squirrel explode but I didn't see a vibrating tire.

*rubs eyes*

I need some sleep.

Posted by: , at May 20, 2010 11:52 PM

Naugahyde Pussy? Oh Cheech. You so funny.

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at May 21, 2010 1:09 AM

Wasn't the first one like nine years ago? Why make a sequel now? Who even remembers it?

Posted by: Steph at May 21, 2010 4:44 AM

So I use to work with this older woman who had an ancient cat with some kind of skin condition. She would go home on her breaks to give it medication and when she did, she'd announce (and I swear this is word for word) "'I have to go home and squirt my pussy... My pussy needs it every two hours or it'll get a rash."

When I was so used to this that I didn't have to bite my tongue to keep from laughing, I knew I had to quit. No, this doesn't have anything to do with the movie, but it made me laugh a hell of a lot more than this turd of a movie ever will.

Posted by: Heather at July 9, 2010 1:20 AM