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Yeah, It's a Teaser for a Commercial for a Movie That Won't Be Released for Months. But's It's The Avengers, So Shut Up

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trailers | Comments (15)

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Things I learned about The Avengers in the last ten seconds:

1) At least part of it will take place in a large city;

2) Shit will explode;

3) People will run;

4) Robert Downey, Jr. will look bad-ass;

5) Thor will shoot lightning from his hammer;

6) Scarlett Johansson didn’t wash her hair one day;

7) Captain America will be hurt;

8) Flying things will shoot laser things at a flying Iron Man;

9) The Incredible Hulk is really loud;

10) That I cannot wait to see the rest of this Super Bowl commercial, and then the movie in May.










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Comments

Yawn. Seriously? That's ALL they could scrounge up ... for the SUPER BOWL?

Posted by: E Lee at January 31, 2012 8:22 PM

I still can't get into Mark Ruffalo being involved. It's like everybody else paid their dues and he just gets tossed in there.

Posted by: Matt at January 31, 2012 8:32 PM

That's it?!?!

F you. That was so not worth. My time. All 2 seconds of my time that is.

Posted by: MRod at January 31, 2012 8:37 PM

Yeah, that left me seriously underwhelmed.

Posted by: MM at January 31, 2012 8:56 PM

Yes, how dare a teaser actually tease.

Posted by: Jay at January 31, 2012 9:14 PM

The same Hulk close up..again.

Is that all the Hulk we gonna get come May?

No Hulk crushing Iron Man's suit, throwing the Cap around like a rag doll and knocking out Thor with his own hammer action?

I won't be surprised if we only get Ruffalo the entire movie and something pisses of Ruffalo only after Loki is defeated, and we get this close up again, and fade to black.

Posted by: haplo at January 31, 2012 10:47 PM

Bummer, that they're going with CGI Hulk, what a waste of a decent make-up department. Ruffalo is the tits though, I am fine with him being cast.

Posted by: Melody Be at February 1, 2012 2:32 AM

If the entire trailer just showed Scarlett Johansson bending over, then that would be enough for me to go see it.

Posted by: @Chrispeare at February 1, 2012 3:28 AM

Sigh. I can remember the epic battle(s) between Thor and The Hulk in the comic books when I was a kid.

Posted by: James S at February 1, 2012 3:37 AM

If the entire movie just showed Scarlett Johansson bending over, then that would be enough for me to go see it.

Just kidding - I'm not that much of a shallow motherfucker. Her arse would also have to spout some witty Whedon put-downs.

Posted by: zeke the pig at February 1, 2012 4:39 AM

Man, you just know this is going to suck, hugely. But y'all will go anyway.

Posted by: rocky at February 1, 2012 5:35 AM

Oh god please don’t tell me that fucking marble-mouth Mark Ruffalo is in the “Avengers?” fuck, just shoot me now. That’s like dating the hottest chic in the world, except that one of her legs is longer than the other one which causes her to walk in a circle.

Posted by: Pookie at February 1, 2012 10:07 AM

funny how Scarlett is the header pic for every Avengers story...

Posted by: logan at February 1, 2012 9:21 PM

And I'm not a fan of apparent boning. I don't think it can ever look classy.‬

I know our relationship isn't always perfect, Joanna, but I love you more now than ever before, even more than on our trip to Panama with PaddyDog.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at February 2, 2012 1:51 PM

Wrong thread. Sad trombone.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at February 2, 2012 1:58 PM