Yeah, It's a Teaser for a Commercial for a Movie That Won't Be Released for Months. But's It's The Avengers, So Shut Up
1) At least part of it will take place in a large city;
2) Shit will explode;
3) People will run;
4) Robert Downey, Jr. will look bad-ass;
5) Thor will shoot lightning from his hammer;
6) Scarlett Johansson didn't wash her hair one day;
7) Captain America will be hurt;
8) Flying things will shoot laser things at a flying Iron Man;
9) The Incredible Hulk is really loud;
10) That I cannot wait to see the rest of this Super Bowl commercial, and then the movie in May.
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