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Yeah, But Will 'The Woods' Really Be One of The Scariest Movies Ever?

By Dustin Rowles | Trailers | May 10, 2016 | Comments ()

By Dustin Rowles | Trailers | May 10, 2016 |


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The trailer for this fall’s The Woods debuted today, boasting that it’s one of the “scariest movies ever,” which is an awfully big boast to live up to. Let’s take a look at the trailer to see if there’s any evidence therein to indicate that it might be as advertised.

The slow-playing cover songs are played out, but that cover of “Every Breath You Take” is sufficiently chilling. There’s nothing in the footage, however, that suggests it’s a slightly better shot Blair Witch Project.

So, should we trust it?

Probably. Why? Because it comes from director Adam Wingard, the man behind You’re Next, The Guest, and V/H/S.

As importantly, the people who have seen it have been impressed.

Details about the movie have been kept under wraps, but I think we all know who the film’s real villain is: Katie Featherston, who was diagnosed as clinically insane and went on a killing spree after appearing in all those Paranormal Activity films.

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